The call out of work excuse thread..

[Idiopathic Joker]

Lies I've told...

Mama died

Pops died

Both grannys died

I got arrested

I had court

Child support hearing

Phone died so lost track of time

My younger cousin was lost

Stolen car

I need some new ones bruh.

 

[yellowtapesport]

lol I was gon add in the OP that I wasn't tryna wish nothin bad on nobody I love but this nigga joker gives 0 fux

 

[TheGOAT]

Ive never called into a job.

This one job i hated so much i just went to lunch and never came back

Explosive diarrhea sounds like a good excuse

 

[BobOblah]

Someone else is sick. You had to drive your girl or some family member to the ER and now you can't leave them there

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

Diarrhoea is always cool nh. No questions to ask and it can come and go in a day or two

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

lol I was gon add in the OP that I wasn't tryna wish nothin bad on nobody I love but this nigga joker gives 0 fux

Been at my job for a long time and call in a lot.

 

[farris2k1]

How often do you call in to where "im sick" doesnt even work anymore??

 

[Trollio]

Tell them you got poked in the eye with a toothbrush

 

[genocidecutter]

I just tell them I have a stomach virus. Works every time

 

[So ILL]

Lies I've told...

Mama died

Pops died

Both grannys died

I got arrested

I had court

Child support hearing

Phone died so lost track of time

My younger cousin was lost

Stolen car

I need some new ones bruh.

You ain't shit lol.

 

[Max.]

Dead battery

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

How often do you call in to where "im sick" doesnt even work anymore??

Bout 12 times for me

 

[5onblackhandside]

get yo lazy ass outta da house and make some money nigga

fuck an excuse if you dont like the mafucka job quit

i've been working since 5 years old and never called out of work and a nigga still broke

 

[BobOblah]

get yo lazy ass outta da house and make some money nigga

fuck an excuse if you dont like the mafucka job quit

i've been working since 5 years old and never called out of work and a nigga still broke

may as well start calling out every once and a while

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

get yo lazy ass outta da house and make some money nigga

fuck an excuse if you dont like the mafucka job quit

i've been working since 5 years old and never called out of work and a nigga still broke

That's just an all around fail bruh

 

[mrrealone]

How often do you call in to where "im sick" doesnt even work anymore??

..........

 

[Max.]

 

[7figz]

I just tell them I have a stomach virus. Works every time

^ This.... or food poisoning.

 

[TayGettem]

Told em my girlfriend (now ex) had cancer fake cried and everything

Recently told em I got Hemorrhoids

My son gotta doc appointment

My girl need her school transcripts

Told em I shitted myself just to leave work early

 

[bdbdbd]

leave my house, stand outside a trainstation or something then 10mins before my shift call in and say i literally just had to come off the train and threw up on the platform