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[Lou Cypher]

Then when I was 15. At that same fuckin golf course. Me and a bunch of friends were drinking there. Was 2am or so. I had some x pills in my wallet that got crushed up cuz I sat on them over and over. I let my friend know and we lined them out. Snorted a couple, turned around and there were 2 cops in the parking lot. Snorted the last of it then jumped over the railing and 10 of us ran down this giant hill towards the trails. We all started running and eventually had to go off trail through this marshy area because cops were parked at every exit we ran by. Had to of ran 3 miles or so, thought I was going to have a heart attack. Got through the marsh and ended up at the University campus. University police saw us and started coming after us. We ran through people's backyards and through alleyways to a trailer park we knew somebody that lived in. At this time we all split up and I was only with one other person. Ended up waking our friend up and made them give us a ride home lol.

 

[konceptjones]

DAMN HOMIE U ALMOST GOT SMOKED BY THE PIGS OVER A FUCKIN QUARTER LOL

That's part of what put it all into perspective for me. Shit was all fun and games up to that point. When you runnin at top speed through the hoodiest-hood at 3am with a cop bussin shots at you the shit ain't fun no more.

Two months prior to that I was in college. The next morning I was going to punch the clock at my cushy ass job sellin car stereos and alarms at one of the biggest chains in Detroit. In fact, that's where I met Reg; he was one of my customers. I spent just under a month slangin here and there and was done.

 

[KingFreeman]

We were about 10 or 11. All that summer we been terrorizing the neighborhood playing nicky nicky nine doors. This one old white dude named gamora would never open his door no matter how hard we kicked that shit. So its the last weekend before school starts so we on the block plotting. We get a shopping cart and fill that shit with yellow pages, rocks and any heavy shit we can find, we take that shit up in the elevator roll that shit up and damn near breakdown that mans door. This time he comes out but he got a big ass hunting rifle. We take off down the stairs running and he coming down behind us. My townhouse was right there so I ran my black ass home...

and I aint never ran so fast in my gotdamn life...

I could hear someone's momma cussing out gamora so I go upstairs to look out my window and gamora old ass getting stomped out by all the block niggas. Apparently the gun was a model. Never saw old gamora again.

 

[yellowtapesport]

Back in HS me and my homie went out Montgomery County to steal bikes out these clueless mfers that would leave their garages open all night long cuz they thought the community was 'safe'..

So we parked at the entrance of a cul de sac hopped out and hit a few garages..had bout 3 bikes but got greedy and walked deeper into the neighborhood. So we hit this one house garage door was wide open. It's pitch black, no street lights, nothing. So my homie goes in the garage and I stand at the driveway to look out. Five seconds later homie comes running out and says to me..'RUN!'

All I know is some flood lights came on and a pit bull comes running out the garage after my homie, followed by a big black dude in a wife beater..

And you already know the rest..

 

[Cleveland7venty6]

So im with my cousins and they live in the projects. Its late at night and we walking home thru the jungle. I hear "There go them niggaz right there...."

..and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life.'

 

[riddlerap]

ive never ran in my life. fuck that. im lazy.

 

[blackgod813]

Hmmmm....I use to wear pig tails an big bell bottoms..an pretend to skate board....so I'm walking down the street a guy calls me over he get in a dispute with the others ...the guy hits him like he was throwing a baseball ....I back away slowly they say no ride for ya dog...I say im just trying to help u

Because behind you they is a guy with a gun.....them niggas looked.....

I never ran so fast in my mother fucking life...dem niggas chased me for miles thru parking lots apartment complexs...i was so shook i didn't even tell my parents.. I might have peeed myself...heart beating fast an shit

 

[HerbalVaporCapers]

One night when I was like 13 or 14 I was on Shattuck in Berkeley with my homeboy that lived out there.

Parts of Berkeley then were like a mini Oakland and you especially had to watch out for dudes robbing on the streets.

My homeboy was fat and didn't think anything would happen to us being out at 1am. Told me I was too paranoid from living in the hood in SF.

Sure enough, see like 5-8 dudes a few blocks away from us as we are walking back to his house. I tell my homeboy and he was like nah it's all good. After he said that, the jackboys started yelling at us to come towards them, and when we ignored them, they naturally started charging at us.

I took off running, and maybe 10 seconds later looked over my shoulder.

And aint never seen someone run so goddamn slow in my life.

I told homie to hustle up and his fat ass said I cant.

I told him I was gonna leave him as we hit a corner. That didn't work, but when we heard a shotgun go off a few seconds later...

I ain't ever seen someone that fat run so goddamn fast in my life

 

[HerbalVaporCapers]

Hmmmm....I use to wear pig tails an big bell bottoms..an pretend to skate board....so I'm walking down the street a guy calls me over he get in a dispute with the others ...the guy hits him like he was throwing a baseball ....I back away slowly they say no ride for ya dog...I say im just trying to help u

Because behind you they is a guy with a gun.....them niggas looked.....

I never ran so fast in my mother fucking life...dem niggas chased me for miles thru parking lots apartment complexs...i was so shook i didn't even tell my parents.. I might have peeed myself...heart beating fast an shit

LMAO why did you include this info

 

[blackgod813]

Hmmmm....I use to wear pig tails an big bell bottoms..an pretend to skate board....so I'm walking down the street a guy calls me over he get in a dispute with the others ...the guy hits him like he was throwing a baseball ....I back away slowly they say no ride for ya dog...I say im just trying to help u

Because behind you they is a guy with a gun.....them niggas looked.....

I never ran so fast in my mother fucking life...dem niggas chased me for miles thru parking lots apartment complexs...i was so shook i didn't even tell my parents.. I might have peeed myself...heart beating fast an shit

LMAO why did you include this info

I want to paint a picture

 

[HerbalVaporCapers]

Hmmmm....I use to wear pig tails an big bell bottoms..an pretend to skate board....so I'm walking down the street a guy calls me over he get in a dispute with the others ...the guy hits him like he was throwing a baseball ....I back away slowly they say no ride for ya dog...I say im just trying to help u

Because behind you they is a guy with a gun.....them niggas looked.....

I never ran so fast in my mother fucking life...dem niggas chased me for miles thru parking lots apartment complexs...i was so shook i didn't even tell my parents.. I might have peeed myself...heart beating fast an shit

LMAO why did you include this info

I want to paint a picture

Right on my dude. The impact of the story hits me way harder when I think of your pant cuffs fluttering in the wind as you run for your life

 

[matches malone]

Hmmmm....I use to wear pig tails an big bell bottoms..an pretend to skate board....so I'm walking down the street a guy calls me over he get in a dispute with the others ...the guy hits him like he was throwing a baseball ....I back away slowly they say no ride for ya dog...I say im just trying to help u

Because behind you they is a guy with a gun.....them niggas looked.....

I never ran so fast in my mother fucking life...dem niggas chased me for miles thru parking lots apartment complexs...i was so shook i didn't even tell my parents.. I might have peeed myself...heart beating fast an shit

 

[TheNightKing]

Hmmmm....I use to wear pig tails an big bell bottoms..an pretend to skate board....so I'm walking down the street a guy calls me over he get in a dispute with the others ...the guy hits him like he was throwing a baseball ....I back away slowly they say no ride for ya dog...I say im just trying to help u

Because behind you they is a guy with a gun.....them niggas looked.....

I never ran so fast in my mother fucking life...dem niggas chased me for miles thru parking lots apartment complexs...i was so shook i didn't even tell my parents.. I might have peeed myself...heart beating fast an shit

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@blackgod813

 

[blackgod813]

Hmmmm....I use to wear pig tails an big bell bottoms..an pretend to skate board....so I'm walking down the street a guy calls me over he get in a dispute with the others ...the guy hits him like he was throwing a baseball ....I back away slowly they say no ride for ya dog...I say im just trying to help u

Because behind you they is a guy with a gun.....them niggas looked.....

I never ran so fast in my mother fucking life...dem niggas chased me for miles thru parking lots apartment complexs...i was so shook i didn't even tell my parents.. I might have peeed myself...heart beating fast an shit

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@blackgod813

Actually yes but no hair on the side

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

back in the ratchet life days......me and the homie decide to hit the weedman's crib while he was gone.....walked over there (literally like 2 streets over) and went around back.....the fuckin window is open and im thinkin this shit is too easy sumn aint right.....but we get in and my boy goes and starts unpluggin electronics and all kinda shit he know we cant carry.....im lookin for cash and dope.....after a while of not finding shit im like we gotta go, and hop back out the window....he hands me a dvd player and PS out the window and then starts to climb out....he gets halfway out and all of a sudden we hear a womans voice yell "Get yo ass outta here!" and 2 shots go off.....

'..and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life.'

my boys lil short ass passed me up and I swear I took off before him lol

cold part is I still fuck wit ol boy til this day....always got it on my mind when Im around tho

@HafBayked where was this?