Tell a story that ends with...

[geechee slim]

I bet you reminisce whenever "never scared" comes on.

 

[caddo man]

I was trying to holler at this bitch in Chesapeake and she didnt want her father to meet me yet. Me and the homies went to her cousin house in Norfolk. Cousin had this big ass dog that they kept locked up when company came by. Needless to say that mfer got out while the Cousin and her aunt was gon. I was the fastest of us all and that mfer locked in on me. I ran into traffic and just so happen to jump on the aunt car all the way to the fucking roof. I had never ran so fast in my life.

 

[AZTG]

man, first time I went back to Turkey, and we go right to the fucking village. I think I was 12.

them dogs in the village bruh, aint nothing like America. they jumping 7-8 foot concrete fences and fucking shit up. no leash. and ofcourse, them mafuckas live outside.

One night, its passed midnight and im walking from the house I was chilling in to the house im supposed to sleep in. distance like 100 yards or so. right in the middle of my walk im like fuck it ima take a piss.

so, im out there pissing and all i hear is a bark. now mind you, Im at the fucking village, shit is pitch fucking black at night. So i hear the bark, turn around and all i see in the distance is eyes.

Maaaaan, soon as I heard the bark and saw them eyes, stopped pissing,

and I never ran that fast in my life, dick out and all. nh.

 

[HafBayked]

back in the ratchet life days......me and the homie decide to hit the weedman's crib while he was gone.....walked over there (literally like 2 streets over) and went around back.....the fuckin window is open and im thinkin this shit is too easy sumn aint right.....but we get in and my boy goes and starts unpluggin electronics and all kinda shit he know we cant carry.....im lookin for cash and dope.....after a while of not finding shit im like we gotta go, and hop back out the window....he hands me a dvd player and PS out the window and then starts to climb out....he gets halfway out and all of a sudden we hear a womans voice yell "Get yo ass outta here!" and 2 shots go off.....

'..and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life.'

my boys lil short ass passed me up and I swear I took off before him lol

cold part is I still fuck wit ol boy til this day....always got it on my mind when Im around tho

 

[HerbalVaporCapers]

man, first time I went back to Turkey, and we go right to the fucking village. I think I was 12.

them dogs in the village bruh, aint nothing like America. they jumping 7-8 foot concrete fences and fucking shit up. no leash. and ofcourse, them mafuckas live outside.

One night, its passed midnight and im walking from the house I was chilling in to the house im supposed to sleep in. distance like 100 yards or so. right in the middle of my walk im like fuck it ima take a piss.

so, im out there pissing and all i hear is a bark. now mind you, Im at the fucking village, shit is pitch fucking black at night. So i hear the bark, turn around and all i see in the distance is eyes.

Maaaaan, soon as I heard the bark and saw them eyes, stopped pissing,

and I never ran that fast in my life, dick out and all. nh.

Are you talking about Kangal dogs @AZTG ? Those things are fucking terrifying!

 

[HerbalVaporCapers]

When I was in middle school, me and my homeboys from the neighborhood used to all ride the train home together. We would also click up with others from neighborhoods close to ours and just hit the train like 25 deep.

One day, one of the older dudes in the group told my Vietnamese patna that he wanted to see him "make the window sparkle." I asked what the fuck does that mean and dude said just watch.

When me and Nam (his actual name) got off the train, he walked up to this one kinda oval shaped window and punched it. It didn't break apart, but it did shatter and thus "sparkled."

The next day was my turn, and because I was especially retarded back then I found shattering the window to be a lot of fun. I started doing it every time I took the train.

Until one day, when I socked the window and a strong ass hand grabbed my shoulder. They might have said "police."

I aint never ran so goddamn fast in my life.

I decided to get more intelligent about committing vandalism.

 

[AZTG]

man, first time I went back to Turkey, and we go right to the fucking village. I think I was 12.

them dogs in the village bruh, aint nothing like America. they jumping 7-8 foot concrete fences and fucking shit up. no leash. and ofcourse, them mafuckas live outside.

One night, its passed midnight and im walking from the house I was chilling in to the house im supposed to sleep in. distance like 100 yards or so. right in the middle of my walk im like fuck it ima take a piss.

so, im out there pissing and all i hear is a bark. now mind you, Im at the fucking village, shit is pitch fucking black at night. So i hear the bark, turn around and all i see in the distance is eyes.

Maaaaan, soon as I heard the bark and saw them eyes, stopped pissing,

and I never ran that fast in my life, dick out and all. nh.

Are you talking about Kangal dogs @AZTG ? Those things are fucking terrifying!

nah. that woulda made everything much worse though. ive been next to some Kangal dogs up close and its hard to even call them dogs, they should be their own species.

 

[HerbalVaporCapers]

man, first time I went back to Turkey, and we go right to the fucking village. I think I was 12.

them dogs in the village bruh, aint nothing like America. they jumping 7-8 foot concrete fences and fucking shit up. no leash. and ofcourse, them mafuckas live outside.

One night, its passed midnight and im walking from the house I was chilling in to the house im supposed to sleep in. distance like 100 yards or so. right in the middle of my walk im like fuck it ima take a piss.

so, im out there pissing and all i hear is a bark. now mind you, Im at the fucking village, shit is pitch fucking black at night. So i hear the bark, turn around and all i see in the distance is eyes.

Maaaaan, soon as I heard the bark and saw them eyes, stopped pissing,

and I never ran that fast in my life, dick out and all. nh.

Are you talking about Kangal dogs @AZTG ? Those things are fucking terrifying!

nah. that woulda made everything much worse though. ive been next to some Kangal dogs up close and its hard to even call them dogs, they should be their own species.

I want to go to Turkey, but between the war in the East, shit blowing up in the cities and apparently at least two breeds of giant, vicious dogs, I think ima chill for a while

 

[AZTG]

man, first time I went back to Turkey, and we go right to the fucking village. I think I was 12.

them dogs in the village bruh, aint nothing like America. they jumping 7-8 foot concrete fences and fucking shit up. no leash. and ofcourse, them mafuckas live outside.

One night, its passed midnight and im walking from the house I was chilling in to the house im supposed to sleep in. distance like 100 yards or so. right in the middle of my walk im like fuck it ima take a piss.

so, im out there pissing and all i hear is a bark. now mind you, Im at the fucking village, shit is pitch fucking black at night. So i hear the bark, turn around and all i see in the distance is eyes.

Maaaaan, soon as I heard the bark and saw them eyes, stopped pissing,

and I never ran that fast in my life, dick out and all. nh.

Are you talking about Kangal dogs @AZTG ? Those things are fucking terrifying!

nah. that woulda made everything much worse though. ive been next to some Kangal dogs up close and its hard to even call them dogs, they should be their own species.

I want to go to Turkey, but between the war in the East, shit blowing up in the cities and apparently at least two breeds of giant, vicious dogs, I think ima chill for a while

Turkey is a great country to visit long as you stay out west. The beaches are good, parts are very historical, etc... and Kangal dogs arent really vicious, they are usually used as sheperd dogs cause they are the only breed known that could kill a wolf one on one.

 

[konceptjones]

Back in my "less than legal" days, me and my peoples Reggie was out on the block over off Warren ave near I-96 doin what we do. I'm thirsty and we walk over to the gas station right at warren and 96, cop a couple of bottles of Crazy Horse and bounce. On the way back to the block we serve a few fiends on the hoe stroll, a couple of randoms, and make our way back. I'm sittin out on the porch hittin the regulars off and notice I'm out. I go into the crib and see what we got left and it ain't shit but shake left. My dude playin' some Tecmo Bowl with his cousin for money. I tell 'em to pause that shit 'cause we gotta go over to them niggas around the block to re-up.

We walk over there and cop a quarter 'cause I'm pretty much ready to call it a night after this. As we come out the house, hook just happened to be coming up the block and rolled right up on us. 3 niggas coming off the porch of a house at 3am in the middle of a crack riddled hood??? Yeah... they hit them lights and we bolted. Me and fam was weaving in and out of parked cars and shit with the boys on foot runnin up on us. My dude turned and let one fly at the pig chasing us. Huge mistake... Hook started bussin shots at us and hit my dude; he dropped. I'm still runnin and got grazed in the shoulder. I peep where I'm at and realized I had this chick I used to fuck with that stayed off Buchanan a few blocks away. Hit her up and she was home I was like "I'm finna be there in like a minute", she's like "where you at?", "runnin down Buchanan, unlock the door and turn off your lights". I hang up and hear "THERE'S THE OTHER ONE!!!"

It was fight or flight time.. and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life to get to her crib.

incidentally, that was the last time I was "out on the block". I've been pretty much on the straight and narrow ever since.

 

[Micmacmar3of3m]

Back in my "less than legal" days, me and my peoples Reggie was out on the block over off Warren ave near I-96 doin what we do. I'm thirsty and we walk over to the gas station right at warren and 96, cop a couple of bottles of Crazy Horse and bounce. On the way back to the block we serve a few fiends on the hoe stroll, a couple of randoms, and make our way back. I'm sittin out on the porch hittin the regulars off and notice I'm out. I go into the crib and see what we got left and it ain't shit but shake left. My dude playin' some Tecmo Bowl with his cousin for money. I tell 'em to pause that shit 'cause we gotta go over to them niggas around the block to re-up.

We walk over there and cop a quarter 'cause I'm pretty much ready to call it a night after this. As we come out the house, hook just happened to be coming up the block and rolled right up on us. 3 niggas coming off the porch of a house at 3am in the middle of a crack riddled hood??? Yeah... they hit them lights and we bolted. Me and fam was weaving in and out of parked cars and shit with the boys on foot runnin up on us. My dude turned and let one fly at the pig chasing us. Huge mistake... Hook started bussin shots at us and hit my dude; he dropped. I'm still runnin and got grazed in the shoulder. I peep where I'm at and realized I had this chick I used to fuck with that stayed off Buchanan a few blocks away. Hit her up and she was home I was like "I'm finna be there in like a minute", she's like "where you at?", "runnin down Buchanan, unlock the door and turn off your lights". I hang up and hear "THERE'S THE OTHER ONE!!!"

It was fight or flight time.. and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life to get to her crib.

incidentally, that was the last time I was "out on the block". I've been pretty much on the straight and narrow ever since.

Reggie died???

 

[konceptjones]

Back in my "less than legal" days, me and my peoples Reggie was out on the block over off Warren ave near I-96 doin what we do. I'm thirsty and we walk over to the gas station right at warren and 96, cop a couple of bottles of Crazy Horse and bounce. On the way back to the block we serve a few fiends on the hoe stroll, a couple of randoms, and make our way back. I'm sittin out on the porch hittin the regulars off and notice I'm out. I go into the crib and see what we got left and it ain't shit but shake left. My dude playin' some Tecmo Bowl with his cousin for money. I tell 'em to pause that shit 'cause we gotta go over to them niggas around the block to re-up.

We walk over there and cop a quarter 'cause I'm pretty much ready to call it a night after this. As we come out the house, hook just happened to be coming up the block and rolled right up on us. 3 niggas coming off the porch of a house at 3am in the middle of a crack riddled hood??? Yeah... they hit them lights and we bolted. Me and fam was weaving in and out of parked cars and shit with the boys on foot runnin up on us. My dude turned and let one fly at the pig chasing us. Huge mistake... Hook started bussin shots at us and hit my dude; he dropped. I'm still runnin and got grazed in the shoulder. I peep where I'm at and realized I had this chick I used to fuck with that stayed off Buchanan a few blocks away. Hit her up and she was home I was like "I'm finna be there in like a minute", she's like "where you at?", "runnin down Buchanan, unlock the door and turn off your lights". I hang up and hear "THERE'S THE OTHER ONE!!!"

It was fight or flight time.. and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life to get to her crib.

incidentally, that was the last time I was "out on the block". I've been pretty much on the straight and narrow ever since.

Reggie died???

Naw, but he was in ICU for a while with a good deal of his intestines having to be removed. He tossed the packet so all they got him on was the felony firearm charge and assault with intent to murder. He got 2 years mandatory for the gun charge and his lawyer was able to get him 10 for the other charge but he got out in 6 (from what I understand he could have gotten life). Last time I saw dude was 2002, he was supposed to be leaving MI to start his own church in either NC or SC, can't remember. Whole time we spoke it was all about God this and that and how he was delivered from evil in prison, what a blessing it was 'cause he would have died out on the streets and all that. I told him that was the last day I was out there and he said something I haven't forgotten to this day:

"Brother... The Lord had other plans for you. You didn't belong out there like that, that wasn't where you came from and The Lord used me to show you what your fate would be if you continued down that path."

 

[yellowtapesport]

DAMN HOMIE U ALMOST GOT SMOKED BY THE PIGS OVER A FUCKIN QUARTER LOL

 

[Dupac]

DAMN HOMIE U ALMOST GOT SMOKED BY THE PIGS OVER A FUCKIN QUARTER LOL

It be like that. Just lost a homie over $160 yesterday

 

[Alpha_Ambition]

 

[Micmacmar3of3m]

Back in my "less than legal" days, me and my peoples Reggie was out on the block over off Warren ave near I-96 doin what we do. I'm thirsty and we walk over to the gas station right at warren and 96, cop a couple of bottles of Crazy Horse and bounce. On the way back to the block we serve a few fiends on the hoe stroll, a couple of randoms, and make our way back. I'm sittin out on the porch hittin the regulars off and notice I'm out. I go into the crib and see what we got left and it ain't shit but shake left. My dude playin' some Tecmo Bowl with his cousin for money. I tell 'em to pause that shit 'cause we gotta go over to them niggas around the block to re-up.

We walk over there and cop a quarter 'cause I'm pretty much ready to call it a night after this. As we come out the house, hook just happened to be coming up the block and rolled right up on us. 3 niggas coming off the porch of a house at 3am in the middle of a crack riddled hood??? Yeah... they hit them lights and we bolted. Me and fam was weaving in and out of parked cars and shit with the boys on foot runnin up on us. My dude turned and let one fly at the pig chasing us. Huge mistake... Hook started bussin shots at us and hit my dude; he dropped. I'm still runnin and got grazed in the shoulder. I peep where I'm at and realized I had this chick I used to fuck with that stayed off Buchanan a few blocks away. Hit her up and she was home I was like "I'm finna be there in like a minute", she's like "where you at?", "runnin down Buchanan, unlock the door and turn off your lights". I hang up and hear "THERE'S THE OTHER ONE!!!"

It was fight or flight time.. and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life to get to her crib.

incidentally, that was the last time I was "out on the block". I've been pretty much on the straight and narrow ever since.

Reggie died???

Naw, but he was in ICU for a while with a good deal of his intestines having to be removed. He tossed the packet so all they got him on was the felony firearm charge and assault with intent to murder. He got 2 years mandatory for the gun charge and his lawyer was able to get him 10 for the other charge but he got out in 6 (from what I understand he could have gotten life). Last time I saw dude was 2002, he was supposed to be leaving MI to start his own church in either NC or SC, can't remember. Whole time we spoke it was all about God this and that and how he was delivered from evil in prison, what a blessing it was 'cause he would have died out on the streets and all that. I told him that was the last day I was out there and he said something I haven't forgotten to this day:

"Brother... The Lord had other plans for you. You didn't belong out there like that, that wasn't where you came from and The Lord used me to show you what your fate would be if you continued down that path."

Damn homie life is real like dat sumtimes... good to see u still live and kickn tho fam..

 

[Micmacmar3of3m]

One time mom dukes n my pop seperated for a minute and we had to go back to the jects i was prolly 9 or so... and the first week i was there an old ass fat ugly lady was driving a fucked up pontiac pulled up infront my building with wat i only assumed was her son in the passenger seat, never seen either of them anywhere b4.. im on the porch/stoop and he points out the passenger window at me like he's literally hangin out the window and i heard his loud ass mama or whoeva she was say ."well is that him or not" he aint answer,just jumped out da whip and started a full sprint towards my stoop.. dis niggas was FAAAST.. by time i turned around and got up the project hallway stairs to my mommas door i hear him flyng up the stairs.. i bust in the crib n momma gone but granny home n she just look at me like im crazy as i hastily lock the door crying n sweatn n shit... Never forget she said Lil Al what in the hell are you doin?!?! Stammered breath and tears i stutter out sum dude chased me!! She dont believe me cuz i was a constant lil fuck up.. boom boom boom this nigga knockn on mama door!! Im screamin at her no granma dont open it!! Crying like a lil bitch.. she gimme that look like i done did sumthin n the person at the door is bout to tell on me... she opens the door n im behind her scared shitless!! He hands my grandma my toy truck n cars n shit n says " i think he dropped these"!! She turns around at me wit the shaq face that @DWO uses as his avy.. like oh thanks takes them from the dude n before she closes the door me n the dude prolly a teenager make eye contact n bra when i say dis nigga made the scariest fuckn deviant face ive ever seen!! And did the ball fist punchn the hand motion.. never seen him again granny passed not ever believing me... never went outside again round dere!! Think that was my first encounter wit sociopath

 

[HerbalVaporCapers]

One time mom dukes n my pop seperated for a minute and we had to go back to the jects i was prolly 9 or so... and the first week i was there an old ass fat ugly lady was driving a fucked up pontiac pulled up infront my building with wat i only assumed was her son in the passenger seat, never seen either of them anywhere b4.. im on the porch/stoop and he points out the passenger window at me like he's literally hangin out the window and i heard his loud ass mama or whoeva she was say ."well is that him or not" he aint answer,just jumped out da whip and started a full sprint towards my stoop.. dis niggas was FAAAST.. by time i turned around and got up the project hallway stairs to my mommas door i hear him flyng up the stairs.. i bust in the crib n momma gone but granny home n she just look at me like im crazy as i hastily lock the door crying n sweatn n shit... Never forget she said Lil Al what in the hell are you doin?!?! Stammered breath and tears i stutter out sum dude chased me!! She dont believe me cuz i was a constant lil fuck up.. boom boom boom this nigga knockn on mama door!! Im screamin at her no granma dont open it!! Crying like a lil bitch.. she gimme that look like i done did sumthin n the person at the door is bout to tell on me... she opens the door n im behind her scared shitless!! He hands my grandma my toy truck n cars n shit n says " i think he dropped these"!! She turns around at me wit the shaq face that @DWO uses as his avy.. like oh thanks takes them from the dude n before she closes the door me n the dude prolly a teenager make eye contact n bra when i say dis nigga made the scariest fuckn deviant face ive ever seen!! And did the ball fist punchn the hand motion.. never seen him again granny passed not ever believing me... never went outside again round dere!! Think that was my first encounter wit sociopath

You had the hood Ramsay Bolton on your bumper my G. That's some scary shit

 

[Lou Cypher]

One time I was with a couple friends high on mushrooms and we were walking through these bike trails for like 6 hours. We were on the way home and decided to take a shortcut through this dirt trail. It was like 3 in the morning aND pretty dark out. We stopped to smoke some weed. Heard cracking through the trees. I look down the trail and all I can see is trees but just barely.

In between these trees I saw something move. I was so high that I wasn't sure if I could see a moose, but it definitely looked like moose legs in between the trees. Then I saw a leg move again but I couldn't make out a body due to the darkness and whatnot. I yell moose!! Then we start running away from it. We ran full speed laughing our asses off because we weren't sure if there really was a moose or not.

Get a good distance away and decide to keep going down the same path, just very slowly. What should have took us an hour of walking turned into 3 hours because of how slow we were going. Finally get to the opening of the neighborhood and look to our right. Big ass full grown bull moose literally 6 ft away from us. Full antlers and all that. Just stares at us and we are frozen still. Luckily we just slowly backed off of it and it didn't charge us but it was pretty fuckin scary.

 

[Lou Cypher]

Another time, in that same bike trail area, there is a golf course hidden away back there. It was maybe you 1am and we went there and played some disc golf. Walking to the next hole we saw a golf cart. We were drunk, so naturally we go to it and discover the key to my garage door fit in the ignition. We started it up and started driving around. We were driving it back to the first hole by the parking lot and noticed a cop parked there looking right at us. We freeze in silence then my friend who was standing on the back of the car says "fuck this I'm out!". At the same time, we all get off the cart and take off running into the woods. Had to run through a creek and all that. Got to a bike trail and could see the road and there was literally maybe 6 cops parked setting up a perimeter on the road. We ran through this tunnel below that road and made it to the other side. One of my friends was fucked anyway because his car was in the parking lot of the course. The 3 of us formed a plan and just turned ourselves in. Cops were huge douchebags and charged us with theft of a vehicle and possession and trespassing. I could have gotten away fine but it would have been a total dick move to my friend who's car was there so I figured I would go with him so he wasn't the only one that got fucked over. Cops ended up losing my ID and my house keys.