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[GodNThaBuild'n]

Well regardless of your imaginings, I played 4 years of HS ball.

What position? Right tackle

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

We used to mess with these dogs in my neighborhood, one was just a regular dog, but the other one was literally satan. It was one of those dogs that could jump the fence, but he didn't know he could jump it. So me and my little crew of like 4 walk by the crib on our way to the store or somethin and talk shit to it, he would follow us along the fence mad as hell bruh. He would always stand up and put his front paws on the fence and bark on some "bitch ass nigga if I ever get loose i'm killin all ya'll".

So one summer afternoon we doin our usual 1,2 on the way to the store, throwin rocks in these people back yard at the dog, yellin at it, we was still real young bad as hell so you know how young niggas are, we don't know how to cuss lol, and when we did we thought it was cool, just yellin anything "i'll beat yo muthafuckin bitch ass" lol. So the dog is goin ham, slobberin n shit and he put his paws on the fence like usual, we in the middle of the street thinkin nothin of it....Bruh.....This nigga used his front paws as leverage and pulled his back paws to the top of the fence tho!!!!!!!!!!

When he did that, it was like hittin the button that make time slow down when you got trevor on GTA. Everybody was at work and there wasn't a SINGLE FUCKING CAR TO JUMP ON FOR HALF A BLOCK. I had Dwayne wade's first step tho. You know how it is when you get chased by that one mean dog in the hood. It's fun, and terrifying at the same time. These niggas could have been gettin mauled, and I wouldn't have known it because I hit the cut and didn't look back, lost my beeper in the process too, it wasn't on though lol. You know I was perpin for the thotlets back then.

Needless to say......

'..I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life.'

NIG-GA...

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

Kicked my brother in the nut sack.... once

'..and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life.'

he still caught me.

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

Me and group of about 25 teens were all drinking on this hilltop. Cops show up

'..and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life.'

still caught me, and only me

 

[OmegaConflict]

Kicked my brother in the nut sack.... once

'..and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life.'

he still caught me.

God you were annoying

 

[OmegaConflict]

Well regardless of your imaginings, I played 4 years of HS ball.

That's a lie

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

Kicked my brother in the nut sack.... once

'..and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life.'

he still caught me.

God you were annoying

My nicname in HS was bitchus annoyus.

 

[GodNThaBuild'n]

Me and group of about 25 teens were all drinking on this hilltop. Cops show up

'..and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life.'

still caught me, and only me

You out there getting trains ran on you by teenagers?

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

Me and group of about 25 teens were all drinking on this hilltop. Cops show up

'..and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life.'

still caught me, and only me

You out there getting trains ran on you by teenagers?

 

[Dupac]

We once went nigga knocking in my neighborhood... shit was stupid to begin with but we figured what the hell....

So we got to this one house and it was the nigga rashad house.....rashad and his whole family were them niggaz to steal on..... Just a whole house of punks..... Him, his little sister, his little brother, his parents all of them...... His little brother had the most heart, I imagine he's a thug now... Cuz growing up like that its only so much you can take.... He was only a kid and i think he had enough back then.......i feel bad recalling this cuz we were unfairly mean to them sometimes, but other times we were cool cuz even as a teen i wasn't a COMPLETE ass hole......

So anyway we on his porch ready to knock and run when my boy Shawn runs full speed from behind us and kicks the almighty fuck out of their door... Which wasn't even locked and flew off the hinges and straight into the house...

Knocked the shit completely off.....i was in shock for a second and i saw their dad jump from the table in the kitchen like he was running for his life... Then he peeked around the corner and I realized he might recognize me if I didn't move....

So I hopped off the porch

..and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life.

 

[Dupac]

no more stories?

 

[SolemnSauce]

Nigga pulled a gun on me and my friend, we both turn to run. I triped that nigga

'..and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life.'

 

[SolemnSauce]

Nigga pulled a gun on me and my friend, we both turn to run. I triped that nigga

'..and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life.'

Come on man, no lead up or fallout to the story?

Nah, I learn to stop telling full stories on here

 

[endboss]

I once got into a scuffle with two skinheads in the club, the bouncers threw us all out and in front of the club it was 2 vs 2 and i told my friend no problem we got this... suddenly a van pulls up on the other side of the street and 6 skinheads jump out and start running towards us...i didn't have a weapon on me so i ain't never ran so fast in my goddamn life...

 

[OmegaConflict]

Sad

 

[Lurkristocrat]

One time the coach said if I didn't finish the horses faster than the last time the whole team would have to run em again...

..and I aint never ran so god damn fast in my life.

That's all I got...fuck running.

is this when u got the train ran on u?

 

[yellowtapesport]

One time the coach said if I didn't finish the horses faster than the last time the whole team would have to run em again...

..and I aint never ran so god damn fast in my life.

That's all I got...fuck running.

is this when u got the train ran on u?

By the horses??

 

[mc317]

 

[Dupac]

white people version

 

[Micmacmar3of3m]

Me n da homies was ballin on da lil courts wit da wheels dat niggas b havin out front da crib and a car coming down the street.. The court was in the street mind you and everytime a car came thru we had to call ball n stop da game... Needless to say we got tired of the the shit(young minded niggas) and we decided this particular time we wont movin or stoppn the game u gon wait fo a dead ball pussy!!! Maan da car slowed down and we kept doin our thang until homey creeped up on da game and parked his shit literally in the middle of the game... Maan my homeboy threw a fuckn randy johnson speed pass at the nigga car cuz we tuff ya digg!! Man the door opened on the car and a single timberland boot started to step out and bra got out da whip pissed... Nigga look like bonecrusher mayne bra was huuge.. Its 8-9 of us tho so being young and dumb we poppin crazy shit to bra.. Nigga walked to his passenger seat mid argument and upped da 40 on us we like 12-15 years old but we kno wassup at this point!! Maan and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life... We hoppin fences falln rippn clothes on gates and shit... Bra started dumpin in the air.. Emptied da whole bitch!! We get a kick out dis shit to this day.. Sit around burning a bleezy like "aye yall member bonecrusher came thru dis bitch"

GOOD TIMES MAN GOOD TIMES