Stuff that turns you off during SEX..

[rose.amoureux]

do you like that

how bout that

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Lmao..I like when he "talks shit".

Stfu!.. I hate alll that dam talkin!
Coughing!.. Do yo have aids or something?!?! Stop barkin like a dog!.. Even the slightest cough is a turn off
excessive moanin, screamin... Bytch i aint even did nothing yet, why u makin all of these porno noises..
Bad head game.. Get ya license before you drive my stick!
Laziness... Get cho lazy ass up!.. Just sittin there lookin and shyt, actin like u tired!

This had me cracking up.

 

[Dakari]

eyes rollin back... i dont like it.
close them shits at least

 

[lighthearted25]

thought u were a dude.

same here...

I AM

nah just kiddin. i have a vagina

 

[D-Marco]

trying to direct a nigga like me will make me say fuck this pussy and beat off with u in the room

Puttin time restraints on when I come

And asking me serious questions while im in midstroke..."Do u love me" Bitch what thee fuck is You on?

And I hate when a chick cant ride for shit or they fuck up the rhythm... like do I gotta start counting like this is a choreograph dance class?

 

[BOOGLIVE18]

trying to direct a nigga like me will make me say fuck this pussy and beat off with u in the room

Puttin time restraints on when I come

And asking me serious questions while im in midstroke..."Do u love me" Bitch what thee fuck is You on?And I hate when a chick cant ride for shit or they fuck up the rhythm... like do I gotta start counting like this is a choreograph dance class?

LMFAO.....

GIFSoup

y are u talkin'

 

[Bender Rodriguez]

when the chlorophorm wears off...

goat.................

 

[BurninBush]

any bitch that just lay there and expect me to hump her ass like a machine...if we fuckin, then WE fuckin...

 

[FakeNiggar.com]

I hate when im going down on a bitch and she farts..... i stopped fucking with bitches at the buffets

 

[Susie Quatro]

trying to direct a nigga like me will make me say fuck this pussy and beat off with u in the room

Puttin time restraints on when I come

And asking me serious questions while im in midstroke..."Do u love me" Bitch what thee fuck is You on?

And I hate when a chick cant ride for shit or they fuck up the rhythm... like do I gotta start counting like this is a choreograph dance class?

So this explains why my boyfriend gets mad at me during sex.

 

[Gucci da Cincere]

Being greedy

Roughness. And talking to me rough - i.e., calling me 'motherfucker', 'nigga', demanding to know "whose pussy is this" , telling me aggressively "this is MY PUSSY" smdh

Asking me "you feel it baby? you feel it?" WTF

Going RIGHT AT IT too fast.

Wanting me to call you "Daddy" and other bullshit

Getting up to go into the bathroom RIGHT AFTER YOU ORGASM, to wipe yourself off like i'm a disease or like we just did something disgusting

Him going down on me all the damn time - as if its a prerequisite or a REQUIREMENT - i cant STAND oral sex now

... and EXPECTING ME to go down on you

you must be young but you posed to go clean yo self after sex

 

[Fundz O' Plenty]

When she...

Doesn't fuck back

Can't ride

Can't take dick

Won't give head.... "Bitch, they still make you???"

 

[cmick]

So this explains why my boyfriend gets mad at me during sex.

wack sex post

 

[yungmoola912]

I hate when im going down on a bitch and she farts..... i stopped fucking with bitches at the buffets

Take your L *exit stage left*

 

[yungmoola912]

When a chick says Oww. WTF!!

 

[bmoreeast]

When she cant take it, so u have to put it halfway in.

That damn condom smell, i hate that shit.

A girl riding me. Iv had maybe 3-4 girls n my lifetime that knew wat they were d'n. Its to the point that i dont even let broads get on top

 

[death187sin]

smfh can you picture dick about to go in this nigga, him dripping with sweat and the only thing he says is "you're not gonna cum in me right"

.................................................

 

[lord nemesis]

Menstrual blood

 

[Aztec_Kang]

silence, laziness.

i like the girl to be into it and make noise.

 

[mr. blackpowerman]

I fucked this bitch from my job about two weeks ago and when I put her legs on my shoulders to bring this bitch to her extasy, I smelled a slight "foot" odor. Not really bad, but potent enough for me to smell. Instant noodle penis. The sad thing is the chick is REALLY cute too. Ladies. If you're going to be wearing leather boots, then please make sure you wear socks with them shits or please wash your fucking feet thoroughly!!!!

 

[7figz]

This might be petty but I used to hate when this chick would try to take the condom off of me after we finish fuckin'

Shit killed the mood.

I ain't know if she was going to try some slick shit wit' it or try to get a nigga to go hit it raw or what.

For the record though, I agree with most of the shit I seen is this thread.