Strippers in NEWARK are the worst..

[blakfyahking]

Ok but are these stripper bitches cooking me a meal??? That's what I want to know. Cuz if I'm spending money on a bitch, chances are she's going to be cooking me meals

she can cook you whatever the fuck you want her to if you take her home

SMH @ you fronting like majority of these young chicks can cook anyways

nigga you'll be satisfied with McDonalds if a thick ass Trina looking chick trying to fuck you like a pornstar in hopes of getting wifed up just cause you drop 10 dollars on her ass in the club

edit: if you spent more than 20 beans at Applebees then you lost bruh.....you just paid for the Applebees to cook and meanwhile most likely you didn't get any pussy anyways SMH

damn Dink in here making the most sense on strip clubs lmaooo...yea strip clubs aint my thing......i dont like hoodrats

ROFL @ this niggaz avi

and he goes to Howard....home of the educated hoodrat

I understand bruh

 

[jackthemack]

If I'm taking a girl out, it's prolly way after we've had sex. I don't do dates.

Strip clubs are unsanitary anyways. Yucky.

 

[shadb33]

oh yea i kno HU got some undercover hoodrats thinkin they not cause they getting an education...I avoid them at all costs ever since Freshmen year...

 

[blakfyahking]

If I'm taking a girl out, it's prolly way after we've had sex. I don't do dates.

Strip clubs are unsanitary anyways. Yucky.

nigga you just contradicted and ethered your own self with one line

so you don't do dates? and the only time you would take a chick out is if you already smashed?

all that means is that you don't get pussy, right?

unsanitary can be used to describe plenty of places............you sound like you on that soy milk shit talmbout "ewwww"

son you need to boss up ASAP

 

[Mr. AJ]

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[jackthemack]

nigga you just contradicted and ethered your own self with one line

so you don't do dates? and the only time you would take a chick out is if you already smashed?

all that means is that you don't get pussy, right?

unsanitary can be used to describe plenty of places............you sound like you on that soy milk shit talmbout "ewwww"

son you need to boss up ASAP

No. Contrary to popular belief, you don't always have to take a girl out to get the pannies brosephina.

 

[jackthemack]

Also forgive me if I don't like gonorrhea infested pussy sweat on my upper lip on a brisk Saturday evening. Them slags barely even clean the pole dude. Fucking disgusting.

 

[shadb33]

yea alotta places are unsanitary but doo doo stains doggie!!!!!

 

[jackthemack]

That shit gives me the shake to even think about. I'd literally burn every article of clothing on my body and shower for a good thirty minutes.

 

[blakfyahking]

No. Contrary to popular belief, you don't always have to take a girl out to get the pannies brosephina.

so then why take an easy smut to Applebees later and trick off after the fact? you already smashed

that's like investing in a company that has already been bankrupted

SMH @ making friends with females

Also forgive me if I don't like gonorrhea infested pussy sweat on my upper lip on a brisk Saturday evening. Them slags barely even clean the pole dude. Fucking disgusting.

LMAO @ the bolded........I can't even argue that there

 

[jackthemack]

I'm not gonna go into my habits with the opposite sex but in most scenarios, I like the person I sex. It just so happens that we eat and go out after we have sex. Idk why.

But I don't really do dates with women I don't already know

 

[jackthemack]

But yo y'all just let women rub their sweaty asses in your face that they been throwin around all night without washing?? That's sexy to you niggas?

*shudders*

I'd have to have like three-four canisters of disinfectant wipes with me to go to a strip club and I'm sure them whores would get offended.

And ya Black you right bruh these strippers in FL are off the fucking chain. I've heard many stories and my friends telling me tales of strippers doing ghastly, ungodly things for money. Niggas puttin dolla bills in a bitch g string with his teeth. At that point, I just made sure to steam wash every single cup they've ever used in my house.

 

[Dupac]

lol, dink are u a germaphobe?

 

[jackthemack]

lol, dink are u a germaphobe?

Ya I am. It's ironic cuz I look dirty as fuck with all my hair but I'm very clean person. I'm OD about my hands.

 

[blakfyahking]

But yo y'all just let women rub their sweaty asses in your face that they been throwin around all night without washing?? That's sexy to you niggas?

*shudders*

I'd have to have like three-four canisters of disinfectant wipes with me to go to a strip club and I'm sure them whores would get offended.

And ya Black you right bruh these strippers in FL are off the fucking chain. I've heard many stories and my friends telling me tales of strippers doing ghastly, ungodly things for money. Niggas puttin dolla bills in a bitch g string with his teeth. At that point, I just made sure to steam wash every single cup they've ever used in my house.

*DEAD* @ the bolded

yeah bruh it gets even worse than that

mofos be in there eating pussy walking around with some chick discharge smeared on his bottom lip.....so yeah I could understand a mofo being concerned about ensuring that they leave without a free STD just for using a strip club bathroom and touching the door handle bare-handed

but SMH @ you tho for trying to portray yourself as a caring sensitive gentlemen in this thread who values women

it's niggaz like you who are killing the bloodthirstiness of the IC..........you sounding like Du and his cupcaking shit

all that soft shit will be the death of IC..........you negros forgot ya'll HOH roots up in here

 

[Dupac]

Ya I am. It's ironic cuz I look dirty as fuck with all my hair but I'm very clean person. I'm OD about my hands.

yo, i swear, that would be the absolute funniest flashback joke on fmaily guy.. a germaphobe at a strip club...

i been laughing at this shit since the gonorrhea infested pussy sweat post...

that shit is beyond hilarious

 

[jackthemack]

*DEAD* @ the bolded

yeah bruh it gets even worse than that

mofos be in there eating pussy walking around with some chick discharge smeared on his bottom lip.....so yeah I could understand a mofo being concerned about ensuring that they leave without a free STD just for using a strip club bathroom and touching the door handle bare-handed

but SMH @ you tho for trying to portray yourself as a caring sensitive gentlemen in this thread who values women

it's niggaz like you who are killing the bloodthirstiness of the IC..........you sounding like Du and his cupcaking shit

all that soft shit will be the death of IC..........you negros forgot ya'll HOH roots up in here

Oh no my brotha don't mistake me for a nigga that cares about women. If you wanna fuck a bitch in the ass with a roll of quarters, do you. I just can't partake in that.

 

[Dupac]

don't be hating me cuz i found a warm spot in ths cold world

 

[jackthemack]

yo, i swear, that would be the absolute funniest flashback joke on fmaily guy.. a germaphobe at a strip club...
i been laughing at this shit since the gonorrhea infested pussy sweat post...

that shit is beyond hilarious

Lmao I honestly just can't do it. I've been invited many times. I can't do it. The thought makes me want ot take a shower.

 

[blakfyahking]

Oh no my brotha don't mistake me for a nigga that cares about women. If you wanna fuck a bitch in the ass with a roll of quarters, do you. I just can't partake in that.

making it rain with a couple rolls of quarters would be GOAT

them chicks on stage would be ducking like they getting pelted by a bag of rocks

don't be hating me cuz i found a warm spot in ths cold world

bruh you know you infected this board with that soft shit..........got me in here thinking Dink in here auditioning to be a mod by sounding all endearing like Du

like I said from the beginning, you may have the females on this board fooled, but real niggaz know the truth LOL

you out here proselytizing that "nice guy" shit to these mofos, then you wonder why it's so many bitter mofos in here making them crybaby threads about how women still shit on 'em