Steve Harvey takes an L (along with most of you people)

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FieldTripsToTheHood;2065272 said:
My bad...Darxwell and Fiat we're just as marvelous.

i dont even know that that means. but in the words of an Ice Cube Album (From the Amerikkas Most Wanted)

Get Off My Dick nigga, And Tell Yo Bitch To Come Here.
 
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Sovo_Nah;2065284 said:
i dont even know that that means. but in the words of an Ice Cube Album (From the Amerikkas Most Wanted)

Get Off My Dick nigga, And Tell Yo Bitch To Come Here.

I ain't even riding...Darxwell and me don't even like each other....I don't think I've ever conversed with either Fiat or Ktulu directly....your just catching secondary feelings by getting all puff in the chest right now.

Feel free to continue defending yourself though, you might convince me your not mad. Quote me another song too...thats kinda cool how witty it is.
 
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KTULU IS BACK;2065203 said:
Your city has been a disintegrating shithole for 20 years.

Deny that.

the last decade yes 20 years is a stretch and your point is what the united states as a whole has been on a down turn. Like seattle or where ever the fuck you come from is that much better.

cleveland has some of the best hospital in the world among other things. have you been to cleveland so how do you know.
 
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MC The Rapper;2065299 said:
the last decade yes 20 years is a stretch and your point is what the united states as a whole has been on a down turn. Like seattle or where ever the fuck you come from is that much better.

cleveland has some of the best hospital in the world among other things. have you been to cleveland so how do you know.

My girl is from Ohio and even she admits its a shithole.

And Cleveland having some of the best Hospitals in the world is patently laughable.
 
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damn! this thread is on fire. wow @ G&S

*signs off and opens up my copy God Delusion by R. Dawkins*
 
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MC The Rapper;2065299 said:
the last decade yes 20 years is a stretch and your point is what the united states as a whole has been on a down turn. Like seattle or where ever the fuck you come from is that much better.

cleveland has some of the best hospital in the world among other things. have you been to cleveland so how do you know.

I've never been to the midwest.

And you're right, the USA as a whole has taken a fucking nosedive thanks to Mr. Bush and his boys.

I bet Cleveland does have a finely tuned hospital system, due to the great amount of practice they get from the steady stream of murder attempt victims that come in.

The midwest has a problem and you need to put pressure on your hometown boy Obama to do the right thing for that region.

In one month, Egypt forced its president to get the fuck out.

If the midwest wants to, it can force Obama to bring that change you hoped for.

I voted for that man. I think he's unusually intelligent.

But the sections of America that need some fucking serious attention will have to catch his eye.
 
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FieldTripsToTheHood;2065302 said:
My girl is from Ohio and even she admits its a shithole.

And Cleveland having some of the best Hospitals in the world is patently laughable.

but she not from cleveland though you said ohio that's the state . its better than racist ass cincy but not as good as columbus. and i'm

talking the whole metro. not just the city itself. their are shitty spots like East Cleveland and some nice spots Beachwood and pretty much

the whole westside which is mostly white. But most of the shit you know about Cleveland is from tv or magazines y'all acting like its

the worst place on earth or something. but y'all can continue cuz honestly who the fuck cares . oh he ethered him like come on really

all dude is doing is preaching to the pro atheist choir in here. which you guys are pretty much the same as many high minded

Christians

thinking your opinion holds more weight than the next man but it doesn't and thinking that smarter or better than someone

because they don't share your beliefs which you aren't . I going say this again if the world was one race and had the same views

the world would still be fucked up . if the whole world turned atheist it would be different sects warring over who's more right .

but again y'all don't hear me though
 
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thedesolateone;2061306 said:


steve harveys tearful testimony


I did not bother to watch this fuckin video until a minute ago.

And don't get me wrong: It's 99% bullshit.

It's on the Trinity Broadcasting Network, which begs faithful Christians to donate money every hour. Does an all-powerful god need money? No, of course not.

But I like standup comedy and I know Harvey made his bones as a comic, so I took a listen.

And for the first two minutes, Harvey bullshits.

But at exactly 2:04, he starts to break down. He doesn't have tears for dear Jesus. He doesn't have tears for the glory of "god."

No, he starts crying... a 50+ year old man starts crying because he recalls that his mom used to talk about grace and mercy. And he feels that he has nobody to talk to about his real thoughts in his late adult life now.

I would like to think that he's faking it, honestly. I would.

But I read up real quick on Steve Harvey, and YEAH, he's done some shit. He's been a shitty guy, sometimes. But if you check him out, you find out he's born in West Virginia. That's practically a cultural death sentence in the US. His old man was a fucking coal miner.

Then he moves to Cleveland. Well, fuck that shit.

But he graduates from a University, he fuckin BOXES, sells insurance, and delivers fuckin mail for odd jobs.

Finally, he figures out that he can work an audience and decides to be a standup comic.

Now, I don't think he's funny, but obviously some people do and his career finally fucking takes off.

And if you look at all the famous standup comics, you notice that they're all tragically misunderstood and alienated figures. Harvey can't fuckin act, so when you look in his eyes when he's bawling like a bitch, you can tell he can't help it.

I love Steve Harvey.
 
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KTULU IS BACK;2065321 said:
I've never been to the midwest.

And you're right, the USA as a whole has taken a fucking nosedive thanks to Mr. Bush and his boys.

I bet Cleveland does have a finely tuned hospital system, due to the great amount of practice they get from the steady stream of murder attempt victims that come in.

The midwest has a problem and you need to put pressure on your hometown boy Obama to do the right thing for that region.

In one month, Egypt forced its president to get the fuck out.

If the midwest wants to, it can force Obama to bring that change you hoped for.

I voted for that man. I think he's unusually intelligent.

But the sections of America that need some fucking serious attention will have to catch his eye.

so if you don't know how could you comment you have never set foot in the city, so how do you know how bad it is from a Forbes list come on. I bet you don't even know the worst thing about cleveland. some clues its not about sports teams, weather, night life.
 
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KTULU IS BACK;2065345 said:
I did not bother to watch this fuckin video until a minute ago.

And don't get me wrong: It's 99% bullshit.

It's on the Trinity Broadcasting Network, which begs faithful Christians to donate money every hour. Does an all-powerful god need money? No, of course not.

But I like standup comedy and I know Harvey made his bones as a comic, so I took a listen.

And for the first two minutes, Harvey bullshits.

But at exactly 2:04, he starts to break down. He doesn't have tears for dear Jesus. He doesn't have tears for the glory of "god."

No, he starts crying... a 50+ year old man starts crying because he recalls that his mom used to talk about grace and mercy. And he feels that he has nobody to talk to about his real thoughts in his late adult life now.

I would like to think that he's faking it, honestly. I would.

But I read up real quick on Steve Harvey, and YEAH, he's done some shit. He's been a shitty guy, sometimes. But if you check him out, you find out he's born in West Virginia. That's practically a cultural death sentence in the US. His old man was a fucking coal miner.

Then he moves to Cleveland. Well, fuck that shit.

But he graduates from a University, he fuckin BOXES, sells insurance, and delivers fuckin mail for odd jobs.

Finally, he figures out that he can work an audience and decides to be a standup comic.

Now, I don't think he's funny, but obviously some people do and his career finally fucking takes off.

And if you look at all the famous standup comics, you notice that they're all tragically misunderstood and alienated figures. Harvey can't fuckin act, so when you look in his eyes when he's bawling like a bitch, you can tell he can't help it.

I love Steve Harvey.

LMAO @ this...personally IMO, he's a fake and outta touch. I never really could get into his comedy. His show was cool, but other than that..naaah.
 
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MC The Rapper;2065352 said:
so if you don't know how could you comment you have never set foot in the city
information gets all over

the entire midwest has had big problems and cleveland hasn't been spared

that ain't your fuckin fault

but since you're there, you can improve things
 
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Disciplined InSight;2065355 said:
LMAO @ this...personally IMO, he's a fake and outta touch

i am not playing at all

think about this: born black in fucking west virginia to a coal miner

move to ohio in the 70's and go to college

graduate only to become a boxer and a mailman

then finally figure out that you can structure a setup and a punchline and make bank off an audience that wants the humor your culture has immersed you in

i honestly hope that steve harvey has a huge pile of money and sits on it so he can experience the joy of seeing some offspring go to university and do what they will too

i dont have a problem with this guy

i just think he said the wrong thing about atheism, science, logic, and these other things he was probably never pushed into experiencing
 
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KTULU IS BACK;2065360 said:
information gets all over

the entire midwest has had big problems and cleveland hasn't been spared

that ain't your fuckin fault

but since you're there, you can improve things

the problem with cleveland is political. Financial Mismanagement and Corruption. Not the fact the cavs have lost games and shit that's trivial. When the the previous sheriff was rolling around in a rolls

royce and shit. That's a problem. It's not the weather or the nightlife , its that and of course prejudice its not at cincy levels but its up there.
 
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KTULU IS BACK;2065366 said:
i am not playing at all

think about this: born black in fucking west virginia to a coal miner

move to ohio in the 70's and go to college

graduate only to become a boxer and a mailman

then finally figure out that you can structure a setup and a punchline and make bank off an audience that wants the humor your culture has immersed you in

i honestly hope that steve harvey has a huge pile of money and sits on it so he can experience the joy of seeing some offspring go to university and do what they will too

i dont have a problem with this guy

i just think he said the wrong thing about atheism, science, logic, and these other things he was probably never pushed into experiencing

Ohhh..lol. Iseewhatchadidthere. Being that he had the limitations through out...I get it. Funny.
 
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Disciplined InSight;2065380 said:
Ohhh..lol. Iseewhatchadidthere. Being that he had the limitations through out...I get it. Funny.

No, you misunderstand me. I actually give a shit about his outpouring of emotion there.
 
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