SPINOFF: You Find A Dead White Woman in an Alley

[leftcoastkev]

same as the last thread, calling the police from a payphone...

With all those cameras pointed at everything nowadays.......*Clay Davis voice* "shhheeeeeeeeit"

Closed mouths don't get Feds, breh.

 

[bull6599]

LOL @ pawning jewelry from a dead person. Niggas is asking to get caught.

 

[huey]

hit up 911 and dip out

 

[gorilla]

I'm diggin up Cochran's dead body and hollerin at the voodoo lady

 

[Melanin_Enriched]

Fuck the corpse. It's not like she's taking the pussy where she's going.

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Try to get a quick nut off then rob het

 

[Amotekun]

 

[Amotekun]

just to clarify, i did not put the bitch there right?

U dunno kai. Did you? After you are the only real ass killa on these ic streets.

I wouldnt put it past you to peel a white bitch's muffin cap back blue.

 

[Purr]

call 911 and tell them what I had saw; then I'll leave the scene.

 

[Well Got Dam]

Suspect description

AGE: BLACK

SEX: BLACK

WEIGHT: BLACK

HEIGHT: BLACK

RACE: BLACK

CLOTHING WORN: BLACK

LAST SEEN: BLACK

I aint fuckin wit da bitch

 

[Bussy_Getta]

calling the police and stealing the money in tandem.

 

[Will Munny]

Reminds me of this one time. I was driving home though campus late late at night on a saturday. I see this chick at the crosswalk. She got no shoes on, she obviously drunk as fuck, one of her knees is all skinned up real bad so obviously falling down. Nobody else on the streets its that late.

I was thinkin, "man i should give this girl a ride home before something bad happens to her, its probably only a few blocks out of my way" Then I was like "HELL NO" cause i might end up accused of some shit I didn't do just trying to help somebody out and I just drove off.

 

[blackgod813]

Taking contents of purse an dips

 

[blackgod813]

Reports dead body as I Leave an become scary

 

[HafBayked]

Reminds me of this one time. I was driving home though campus late late at night on a saturday. I see this chick at the crosswalk. She got no shoes on, she obviously drunk as fuck, one of her knees is all skinned up real bad so obviously falling down. Nobody else on the streets its that late.

I was thinkin, "man i should give this girl a ride home before something bad happens to her, its probably only a few blocks out of my way" Then I was like "HELL NO" cause i might end up accused of some shit I didn't do just trying to help somebody out and I just drove off.

lol...chill out....you would have been a hero...."TOP STORY: Selfless pedestrian saves woman from her demise"

u woulda got a key to the city and a sandwich named after you...

 

[Will Munny]

If you'll notice in the second sentence of my post I said I was DRIVING not walking, thus making me a driver, not a pedestrian.

 

[PK_TK_187]

i'd take her money and call the police

i could get paid for the tip by her family and i hit her purse

 

[Desi_416]

If you'll notice in the second sentence of my post I said I was DRIVING not walking, thus making me a driver, not a pedestrian.

Haf is right b, plus add to it that your white and nothing could have gone wrong that night.

 

[So ILL]

I'm turning around and dipping like I ain't seen shit. I don't want no parts of that scene...

 

[Will Munny]

You vastly overestimate the power of white male privilege when the innocence of a white FEMALE is on the line.