SPINOFF: You Find A Dead White Woman in an Alley

[Kat]

lol..ya'll are crazy.

 

[Kushington]

Yall some scary ass niggas

Im jackin that bitch

Gimme all that shit bro

 

[playmaker88]

im running the other way dont wanna be one of those niggas between 4'6 - 7'8 that fit the description

 

[leftcoastkev]

Puts head down and briskly walks away.

Watches news that night fingers crossed hoping that a police sketch of my face doesn't appear as a person of interest.

 

[a.mann]

2 options:

you'll be hailed as a hero or more likely a suspect

 

[haute]

1. Do I have to be broke like the last story said

2. I'd just call police in both scenario, touching dead bodies is icky

 

[idoitforhiphop10]

I'm leavin that bitch there.

 

[BlackAX410]

nah ima keep it movin, jack aint got time to be considered a suspect i wanna be young nd successful, a sex symbol

 

[HafBayked]

1. Do I have to be broke like the last story said

2. I'd just call police in both scenario, touching dead bodies is icky

nah u aint gotta be broke...just the only person around at the time

 

[unspoken_respect]

I'm still calling for help. Payphone this time. I've seen what happens down that road.

 

[HafBayked]

I'm still calling for help. Payphone this time. I've seen what happens down that road.

as soon as you say "white female" the receiver on that payphone will turn into a gun and you will be surrounded by the cities finest with full artillery and body armor

 

[Rozetta5tone]

take the money but im leaving everything else..

Police will do a thorough job investigating the crime and they cant trace cash...oh and im leaving that dead white bitch where she belongs..dead in an alley..not calling the police or anything..

Maybe white jesus will revive her..

 

[Kat]

Why in God's name would you pawn a dead person's jewelry?

smh..some of ya'll aren't watching nearly enough of the First 48.

 

[Lou Cypher]

Im gettin my street vendor on with all them goods. Police are gonna find a naked white woman

 

[KingJamal]

Im getting ghost!!

 

[LPast]

I'm going to make the assumption that those that will approach the dead white woman are white....

 

[Rahlow]

walk past (and fast) away pretending as if i didn't see her

 

[Matt-]

Smashing

 

[Desi_416]

same as the last thread, calling the police from a payphone...no stealing from dead people...plus she a white woman, why on earth would I invite the sledgehammer of the law to fall on me

 

[King_Me]

Puts head down and briskly walks away.

Watches news that night fingers crossed hoping that a police sketch of my face doesn't appear as a person of interest.

Lol yo this too funny...Be at home eating ya late night snacks confused with the dumb look on ya face trying to remember what you did that day.