adorable thughighnes;267600 said:
So A. Mann, what would you recommend to help me over come being a bitch ass wannabe down internet thug?
Well for your particular case of bitchassness :
I'll say try taking Flaxseed oil
Just look at this list of facts and studies of what Flax Seed Oil can and may accomplish:
- Research shows low incidence of breast cancer and colon cancer in populations that have high amounts of lignan in their diet. Flax is 100 times richer in lignan than most whole grains.
- Studies show that Omega-3 fatty acids help lower cholesterol and blood triglycerides, and prevent clots in arteries, which may result in strokes, heart attacks and thromboses.
- Helps protect the body against high blood pressure
, inflammation, water retention, sticky platelets and lowered immune function. (you get so heated e-beefing and probably have a piss jar in the basement so you never have to leave for restroom breaks)
- Shortens recovery time for fatigued muscles after exertion. (from all the e-thugginh ....get to keep them typing finger on point and prevent carpal tunnel syndrome)
- Increases the body's production of energy and also increases stamina.
- Accelerates the healing of sprains and bruises. (from all sexual abuse you obviously suffered from you father before he he that cum dumsta)
- Eases weight loss in people afflicted with obesity.
- Stimulates brown fat cells and increases the metabolic rate making it easier to burn off fat. (get your fat ass off the net and interact with the real world)
- Improves the absorption of Calcium.
- Strengthens finger and toenails. (" adorable" bitch you like definitly gon need that)
- Can improve eyesight and perception of colors. (cuz you can't what annoy jackass and wannbe down clown you are)
- Can often improve the function of the liver.
- Can relieve the side effects and stop development of many forms of cancer. (even lame ass cancer of the heart....which you have none)
- Can relieve some cases of Asthma.
- Helpful in the treatment of Eczema, Psoriasis, and Dandruff.
- Can relieve the symptoms of Rheumatoid Arthritis. It can relieve the symptoms of Diabetes Mellitus.
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Can alleviate some allergies. ( you obviously suffer from serve case of Pathophysiology of reality)
- Lowers high blood pressure in Hypertension sufferers.
- Has been scientifically proven to treat some cases of depression. (you got issues son.....you not Teddy Bear)
- Can improve the mental function of many old age pensioners. (
- Can help in the treatment of Multiple Sclerosis.
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Has been proven to improve the behavior of Schizophrenics. (so ithere;s a small chance you can go outside to interact life people...tell mommy rejoice her burden is almost lifted)
- Can relieve some cases of Premenstrual Syndrome (PMS) in females and bitch ass internet thugs (even help for e- bloating and gloating you suffer with)