Spinoff: Fellas, what are the red flags in bitches. Tell ya stories b.

[7figz]

- She "lives alone" but the toilet seat is up when you come ova' da crib.

RUN NIGGA RUN !

 

[7figz]

She doesn't have custody of her kids. (How fucked up of a bitch you gotta be to lose custody in America ?)

 

[Kat]

as much I love to hunt and fish, when somebody tells me they wanna set me up with a girl, the last thing I wanna hear is "she likes to hunt and fish too"

Girls who like to hunt and fish, don't really "hunt and fish" they just say they do because thats what being "country" entails. They just like to sit out in the woods cause its the only time boys with trucks will hang out with them.

Ugh..I hate when girls act like that just so they seem 'down' with the guys.

What female wants to sacrifice her hygiene to sit in the woods in hopes of killing a poor animal?

 

[Will Munny]

as much I love to hunt and fish, when somebody tells me they wanna set me up with a girl, the last thing I wanna hear is "she likes to hunt and fish too"

Girls who like to hunt and fish, don't really "hunt and fish" they just say they do because thats what being "country" entails. They just like to sit out in the woods cause its the only time boys with trucks will hang out with them.

Ugh..I hate when girls act like that just so they seem 'down' with the guys.

What female wants to sacrifice her hygiene to sit in the woods in hopes of killing a poor animal?

Most girls probably don't sacrifice hygiene cause they probably don't really hunt, they just say they do cause its hip/trendy in the country. Believe it or not social media does have an effect out in the sticks.

But if she does actually hunt or fish, I'm not gonna be interested anyways cuase she's gonna be butch as fuck.

 

[Kat]

My cousin posted a picture of her 9yo daughter with a rifle in one hand while she was kneeling next to some type of dead wild pig...I was like wtf.

 

[A1000MILES]

Lotta girls fish round here...Only white hoes hunt though...

 

[irad4185]

If she leave messages on your car

if she talk about church all day

if she ask you hypothetical questions about death

 

[Will Munny]

My cousin posted a picture of her 9yo daughter with a rifle in one hand while she was kneeling next to some type of dead wild pig...I was like wtf.

you live in texas, u already know

 

[Kat]

My cousin posted a picture of her 9yo daughter with a rifle in one hand while she was kneeling next to some type of dead wild pig...I was like wtf.

you live in texas, u already know

This is true, I'm still traumatized from the time we went to my aunts and I saw a skinned deer my cousins killled hanging from the garage rafters.

That fried venison was the shit though.

 

[texas409]

chick that says her friends take her phone and refused to let her answer.

cosign on the chick wit too many homeboys

chick that plays the tit for tat game meaning trying to get you back if you mess up

 

[texas409]

if her passenger seat is always leaned back then she a lying slut

 

[JDSTAYWITIT]

chick that plays the tit for tat game meaning trying to get you back if you mess up

Very True.

 

[--vincenzo--]

time to refill your printer cartridges, vince about to drop some jewels (some obvious yet too often ignored hence repeated ones, some definite gems...):

- likes to drink

- initiates contact (she has done it before, believe me)

- " *insert name* claims he slept with me but it's not true" (tries to preempt you hearin of it)

- smokes cigarettes

- tats

- dresses slutty (cleavage, high heels, mini skirt etc), occassion no excuse

- too much make-up

- frequents clubs/bars more than very very rarely

- suspicious trips out of town (also in the past)

- vacations with her girls

- shallow

- had more than 2 longterm relationships (failed 2x, apparently not good at that ish)

- likes niggas she is attracted to pics/statuses on fb, follows niggas she is attracted to on twitter (if she throws herself at dudes like that, be sure niggas took advantage of it in the past)

- sex and the city, 50 shades and other slut media fan

- messes with other dudes on the side, since you are not "exclusive" yet

- defends hoeish behavior in other girls

- contact to ex in any shape or form

still the no 1 redflag even though often denied by simps

- she gives it up too early

1 of the above should make you skeptical, 2 should disqualify her for anything serious

 

[T. Sanford]

If you her friend on facebook etc & she changes her last name to yours & y'all ain't married............leave her like Lot did his wife

 

[UPTOWN]

if she creates problems just so she can have them/over dramatize problems she has

if she talks to her "haters: in atleast one facebook/twitter post per day

 

[UPTOWN]

IF SHE RIDES PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION

GETS A TRAIN RAN ON HER WHILE HER CHILD IS IN THE HOUSE

IF SHE RATHER SURF THE NET THAN CALL THE POLICE WHILE SOMEONE IS BREAKING INTO HER HOUSE

IF THE INTERNET HAS SEE MORE 1/2 NAKE PICS OF HER THAN HE OWN MAN..

ILL THINK OF A FEW LATER... THOSE WERE JUST SOME OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD

this post needs a combo reaction LOL!!!!

goat+ether

LOLOLOLOL

 

[UPTOWN]

If she gotta rape story, nigga run.

said thing is this is true as hell ... and it dont be all out rape .. it be them weak ass shits where the relationship was going bad and she really didnt want to do it but she did anyway. this means that even when she had every chance to make a decision she'll still play the victim. damsel in distress, super mario your bitch is in another castle ass broad

smh

 

[s_a_m_r_i_o]

-She knows club owners, promoters and bouncers

-Can't go nowhere without makeup

-If she spits on the ground

-If she's a smoker (which is connected to her being a single mom, tatted up or no job).

-She's wearing no drawers on first date (she could be a nasty, broke chick).

 

[A1000MILES]

Had to nosign the last two...

 

[s_a_m_r_i_o]

-She wants to go to your place on the first date

Mostly we'll want to invite a female over ON OUR OWN if we get a good vibe or some of ya'll just want to hit but if they suggest that themselves, that is a major red flag. She probably want to see what kind of shit you got, she's easily a jumpoff, etc. but that should raise serious question. If she invites you over her place for a sit down that could be cool but also take caution.