*SPINOFF* Drake's the type of nigga that....

[c.b.b.]

Drake's the type of dude to lay in the same bed a chick left him in after smashing

Drake's the type of dude to tell a female "you can do better"

Drake's the type of dude to say "cry if you want to, I won't tell you not to"

Oh wait a minute......... dude really said those things in his songs.

 

[bindayvez79]

Drake the type of nigga to sleep in the wet spot.

 

[TonyDubbz]

Drake the type of nigga to run a red light then report to the nearest police station just to let them know he didnt mean it

 

[MeekMonizzLLLLLLe14]

Drake the type of nigga to run a red yellow light then report to the nearest police station just to let them know he didnt mean it

fixed

 

[nickel-us P]

Seen one somewhere on this site, drake the type to say its ok to search the car knowing his homie got weed him.

 

[Ghostdenithegawd]

@Drake is the type of guy to eat pizza with fork and knife

Drake is the type of dude that will remind your teacher you have homework due..

Drake is the type of dude that wraps a towel around his head after taking a shower. Lol

Drake is the type of guy who'd dance with a chick at the club then text her... "So what are we?"

Drake is the type of dude to pick up a hoe in GTA and then drop her off in a better city and tell her, "you don't have to do this"

drake is the type of dude that would drink light beer.

Drake is the type of guy that would cry when his pokemon evolved & would scream "but you promised me you'd never change..."

Drake is the type of dude who brings salad to a barbecue

i bet @drake is the type of dude who's really into hookah. like, maybe he owns one and brings it out at parties.

Drake is the type of dude to lick his finger when he turns the page

Drake is the type of guy that will hold a prostitutes hand and walk her back home.

Drake is the kind of a guy who would request to be friendzoned

Drake Is the type of guy who will fart in the toilet then flush it

drake is the type of guy to wave at you with both hands

Drake is the type of guy to cover his homeboy's eyes from behind and say "guess who?" #dead

Drake is the type of dude that ties his shoes without bending his knees. lmao I'm done with these now hahaha

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[obnoxiouslyfresh]

Drake is the type of nigga to tell Maury he doesn't care what the test says because he's gonna be in the baby's life anyway.

I think this is honorable, but I know that's the type of nigga Drake is.

 

[evoljeanyes]

Drakes the type of Nigga wears reversable fruit of the looms

Drakes the type Nigga rock his tear aways to the beach and rips em off before he gets in the water

 

[babel]

Drake the type of nigga to offer to blow something out his homie's eye for him

Drake the type of nigga to sneak up behind his homie and cover dude's eyes

Drake the type of nigga to sing "Happy Birthday" to his homie..........solo

 

[themadlionsfan]

Why hasn't this thread made the fog?

 

[Slim85]

Drake the type of dude to need a chaser after having a Miller Lite

 

[Slim85]

Drake the type of dude to twirl the phone cord when talking to his homies.

 

[WhoisDonG???]

Drake the type of nigga send his homies a goodmorning texts

Drake the type of nigga that stand up and co-sign everything the preaching saying at church

Drake the type of nigga that order tequila sunrises and sip them through a straw

Drake the type of nigga that pop his gum and blow bubbles

Drake the type of nigga that have all the latest basketball assesories on but can't hoop a lick

Drake the type a nigga that that put Carmex on before hooping

Drake the type of nigga that play the tambourine at church by patting it on his knees

Drake the type of nigga that do the Cupid shuffle and Wobble at the club

 

[MeekMonizzLLLLLLe14]

Drake the type of nigga whose father was hoping on the 18th birthday he would find out it wasn't his

Drake the type of nigga who will wife your baby moms but tell you hell pay the child support for you now

 

[B.BeST]

drakes the type of nigga u sock in the jaw on purpose while shadow boxing.....

drakes the type of nigga that didn't quit trick or treating until he turned 21.....

drakes the type of nigga who always had the best visor, cleats, and rib protector in elementary football, but never got playing time....

drakes the type of nigga who got bullied out of his playstation everytime he invited friends over....

drakes the type of nigga to throw on a life guard jacket and goggles before going of the diving board in a 13ft pool.....

 

[evoljeanyes]

Drakes the type of dude that faints when his Grandma puts peroxide on his boo

drakes the type of dude that picks all the red crunch berries out of his cereal to make bracelets and necklaces

drakes the type of dude that answers the door in a long tee and when questioned replies " what? You can't see nothing"

Drakes the type of dude that plays power rangers with his homies after school and gives them all the starburst to match the power ranger they selected, but get tite when he can't be pink.

Drakes the type of dude that will pack up his whole monopoly board and leave if you tell him he can't be the shoe.

drakes the type dude that will call yo girl and try to get her to call you while he mutes his phone on threeway to find out if y'all beefing.

drakes the type dude to blend fruitopia and sprite remix to chase his o'douls

Drakes the type dude to sing keysha Cole in the shower when his girl don't reply to his text quick enough

Drakes the type of dude that changes his Facebook middle name to bmlvr when he goes with Brian myles

 

[wu-tang4ever]

some of these are fucking hilarious!!

 

[evoljeanyes]

@ineedpussy @yamoley @monizzle14 @mickeydagawd went in lmai

 

[aka40Cal]

Drake the type of dude that practices on how to ask a girl out in front of a mirror

 

[drsnappple]

Drakes the type to never take his shirt off at the beach.

Drakes the type to vent his girl problems to his mom.