*SPINOFF* Drake's the type of nigga that....

[tharealest561]

Drake's the type that lifts his leg up while kissing a girl.

 

[CJ]

Lmao great thread

 

[DOPEdweebz]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinchack/oddly-specific-types-of-a-guy-drake-is-according-to-twitt?s=mobile

 

[soul rattler]

Drake the type of nigga who brings earplugs to a football game

Drake the type of nigga who pops his lips after putting carmax on

Drake the type of nigga who licks his teeth

 

[DOPEdweebz]

@Drake is the type of guy to eat pizza with fork and knife

Drake is the type of dude that will remind your teacher you have homework due..

Drake is the type of dude that wraps a towel around his head after taking a shower. Lol

Drake is the type of guy who'd dance with a chick at the club then text her... "So what are we?"

Drake is the type of dude to pick up a hoe in GTA and then drop her off in a better city and tell her, "you don't have to do this"

drake is the type of dude that would drink light beer.

Drake is the type of guy that would cry when his pokemon evolved & would scream "but you promised me you'd never change..."

Drake is the type of dude who brings salad to a barbecue

i bet @drake is the type of dude who's really into hookah. like, maybe he owns one and brings it out at parties.

Drake is the type of dude to lick his finger when he turns the page

Drake is the type of guy that will hold a prostitutes hand and walk her back home.

Drake is the kind of a guy who would request to be friendzoned

Drake Is the type of guy who will fart in the toilet then flush it

drake is the type of guy to wave at you with both hands

Drake is the type of guy to cover his homeboy's eyes from behind and say "guess who?" #dead

Drake is the type of dude that ties his shoes without bending his knees. lmao I'm done with these now hahaha

 

[Trillfate]

Drake the type of nigga that keep 3 different brands of hand sanitizer in his pocket

Drake the type of nigga that aggressively offers everybody in the room the hand sanitizer

Drake the type of nigga that will roll his eyes and smack his lips when u dont want any hand sanitizer

 

[goldenja]

Drake is the type to remind the teacher she didn't collect the homework.

I hate them type of niggas

 

[playmaker88]

Drake the type of nigga to schedule a fight for 3 pm after school by the lockers, show up at 3:30 by the football field come to school the next day.. talking bout he aint even show up..

 

[MzKB]

Drakes the type of nigga that will buy the whole twilight D.V.D series and brag about it.

Drakes the type of nigga to call a broad over at 2:00am in the morning just to talk.

Drakes the type of nigga that keeps up with his girls cycle.

Bruh???

 

[goldenja]

drakes the type of nigga to take notes during sex & the city

 

[Trillfate]

Drake the type of nigga that knows how to fix weave tracks

 

[Dupac]

drake the type of nigga that blows his girls food if it's too hot.....

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Drake the type of nigga to jam beyonce in his ride, then ask the girl "you like beyonce, right?"

 

[Trillfate]

Drake the type of nigga to wreck the Porsche before u give him the keys

 

[LUClEN]

Drake's an African Jew

 

[scrapper1]

Drake the type of nigga that will lay his coat over a puddle so a chick can walk over it..

 

[_Menace_]

Drake's the type to jump up and down smiling and waving when you come out the terminal at the airport.

Drake's the type to wear socks with sandals

Drake's the type to put sun screen on his nose at the beach

 

[soul rattler]

Drake the type of nigga who wiggles his toes in the air when he stretches

Drake the type of nigga who sprays Lysol after you finish smoking a cigarette and mean mug you as you walk away

Drake the type of nigga who would call the cops if you park in a handicap zone without the decal

Drake the type of nigga who will come outside with a leaf blower if you're mowing your lawn and some grass gets on his property

Drake the type of nigga who will give you a handshake and then immediately hug you while looking you in the eyes

 

[soul rattler]

Drake the type of nigga who will follow you 5 miles just to tell you that you didn't come to a complete stop at that stop sign

 

[blu197]

Drake the type of nigga that post comments on porn videos