*SPINOFF* Drake's the type of nigga that....

[P. Town]

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[MeekMonizzLLLLLLe14]

drake ask his homie "you wanna go to the bathroom together?"

 

[MARIO_DRO]

DRAKE IS THE TYPE OF NIGGA THAT GIGGLES WHEN HE POOTS

 

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[ckfree]

drake the type to pull up next to you taking a piss when there are plenty of available urinals open

drake the type to think he pressed pause on madden '13 to go get kool aid from the fridge and returns to see its 1st and 35 no wait thats chief keef nevermind

drake the type to sit on top of the washing machine when he doing laundry

 

[iron man1]

drake is the type to be a lunch nigga.....but actually just sit down and listen to the chick and eat lunch.

 

[lamontbdc]

Drake the type of nigga that shows to get a pap smear

 

[T. Sanford]

Drake the type of nigga to get his hair washed by another nigga while he singing "I'm yo Venus, im yo fire, yo desire" like the shampoo commercial

 

[MeekMonizzLLLLLLe14]

drake the type of cat who would write a verse for the Jay Z Crown Remix like

You be messing with a don

fuck that king of the tampon

What you know about me?

Sweet nigga; sit down when i pee

I love wayne cot damn

My last name the only time i got gramz

Shout out to my grams

Her and moms made me the hoe i am

Shout out to frank ocean

I only fuck with that scented lotion

Fuck a real nigga

I only fuck with bitch emotions

 

[YamoleySensei]

Drake the type of nigga that hops on his security guard's back and be like "giddy up!"

 

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[scrapper1]

Drake the type of nigga that irons his socks..

 

[MARIO_DRO]

@drosain_bolt is the kinda nigga that calls farting, "pooting."

HAHAHA NIGGA, THATS HOW SOFT HE IS, HE DONT FART, HE POOTS

 

[B.BeST]

drakes the type of nigga that closes his eyes when his lady friend asks him to clamp her bra on....

drakes the type of nigga to tell the dean when a girl asks him to skip school wit her....

drakes the type of nigga that goes and tells his parents about the nigga in school fuckin the english teacher....

drakes the type of nigga that trades his reesie cups for all the pink jellybeans on easter....

drakes the type of nigga that went out of his way to decorate his christmas stocking as a kid....

drakes the type of nigga who told his momma to tell u he wasn't home when u knocked on the door to see if he wanted to play football.....

drakes the type of nigga cats threw lobs to on purpose as a kid just to see him get smacked....

drakes the type of nigga that always got smoked on purpose wit the baseball while at bat.....

drakes the type of nigga to stay at home sick when he found out a girl liked him at school....

drakes the type of nigga to get hit wit snowballs the whole way to school....

drakes the type of nigga that got a pass to leave school ten minutes early every day....

 

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[T. Sanford]

Drake is the type of nigga that apply chapstick in the mirror & make the bop mouth noises afterwards

 

[scrapper1]

Drake the type of nigga that twists his oreo cookie open and eats the filling first

 

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[Breezy_Kilroy]

Drake the type of nigga to use summer's eve powder when he starts to sweat.

 

[B.BeST]

drakes the type of nigga to order carryout and tip the nigga that hands him his bag after cashing out....