Spin-off: You have no kids, but that crazy night caused an oopsie...

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this would be my exact words.

her: @ineedpussy im pregnant

me: what?

her: im pregnant

me: what the fuck you tellin me for?

her: what? So you're just gonna dog me?

me: lt ain't mine.

her: youre the only one ive been with.

me: Stop lyin', all right? besides, i had the jimmy on extra tight.

her: That don't mean nothin', @ineedpussy.

me: That mean it's not mine. Peace.

*hangs up phone*

 
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ineedpussy;c-9699924 said:
this would be my exact words.

her: @ineedpussy im pregnant

me: what?

her: im pregnant

me: what the fuck you tellin me for?

her: what? So you're just gonna dog me?

me: lt ain't mine.

her: youre the only one ive been with.

me: Stop lyin', all right? besides, i had the jimmy on extra tight.

her: That don't mean nothin', @ineedpussy.

me: That mean it's not mine. Peace.

*hangs up phone*

Whatever you do, beware of Ilena's cousin. He is going to come to your hood to fight you but kill him upon arrival.
 
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Luckily for me, I'm such a deplorable person. I've had women call me and tell me that they were but they did that to em..have a nice life

I be like

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What u tellin me fo?

 
2stepz_ahead;c-9698335 said:
smdh...you niggas make my head hurt.

when I said abotion is not an option....its so there is no escape. and due to you not being ready......now life gets realer.

I find it funny how people will say step up....but

ahhh

fukk it. I'm going for a walk

Lol...in other words are you trying to get niggas to see their hypocritical ways and get them to say they'd bounce and then pull up these answers in another thread when they say "Women need to stop fucking with niggas who ain't shit"?
 
KingFreeman;c-9699231 said:
Last night was asking a chick where she want it, she telling me it turns her on when someone "cums inside" her, talking about "the simulation of possibly creating a life" feels incredible to her. My head was spinning I was so torn. Wanted to just let off in it no fucks. I had to chill tho.

Not sure what I would do if she pulled up talking about she pregnant. I don't really rate that. Lol.

Damn i aint ever heard no shit like that lol i like to bust inside females but that probley woulda made me pull out
 
blackrain;c-9729197 said:
2stepz_ahead;c-9698335 said:
smdh...you niggas make my head hurt.

when I said abotion is not an option....its so there is no escape. and due to you not being ready......now life gets realer.

I find it funny how people will say step up....but

ahhh

fukk it. I'm going for a walk

Lol...in other words are you trying to get niggas to see their hypocritical ways and get them to say they'd bounce and then pull up these answers in another thread when they say "Women need to stop fucking with niggas who ain't shit"?

your getting the point...but wrong idea
 
CashmoneyDux;c-9730483 said:
Ever girl except 2 have asked me to nut in them because apparently it feels good

Fuckkkkk that

Bitches love that shit. When I was younger fucked this half-Cuban chick 24 times (kept count) and busted inside her raw 21 times (kept count too).

Bitch hit me with the ol' line: "I know my body really well mi amor. I know when I'm ovulatin'. Cum in me it's safe"

Ain't no 23 year old can hear that and resist. But now I break out in a cold sweat and a boner when I think back on them fuck sessions.
 
Sandinista;c-9730595 said:
CashmoneyDux;c-9730483 said:
Ever girl except 2 have asked me to nut in them because apparently it feels good

Fuckkkkk that

Bitches love that shit. When I was younger fucked this half-Cuban chick 24 times (kept count) and busted inside her raw 21 times (kept count too).

Bitch hit me with the ol' line: "I know my body really well mi amor. I know when I'm ovulatin'. Cum in me it's safe"

Ain't no 23 year old can hear that and resist. But now I break out in a cold sweat and a boner when I think back on them fuck sessions.

Nigga I'm 21 fuck that shit a baby rn is my worst nightmare
 
CashmoneyDux;c-9730483 said:
Ever girl except 2 have asked me to nut in them because apparently it feels good

Fuckkkkk that

The convenient and organic finish is nice, but it doesn't feel that damn good.
 
Kat;c-9730615 said:
CashmoneyDux;c-9730483 said:
Ever girl except 2 have asked me to nut in them because apparently it feels good

Fuckkkkk that

The convenient and organic finish is nice, but it doesn't feel that damn good.

You and that robot heart.

Busting inside a hot vag is the greatest single feeling a man can have in this cold world.
 

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