Some of the most cleverest bars you've ever heard

[bck145]

Me fuckin a lesbo in a Chevy astro, put that together, it's dick van dyke - crooked I

 

[natural born sinners]

"Where niggaz carry foe-fives (4 5's...45's) like change for a 20..."

J. Cole

Always seemed interesting to me the fact this line was on a radio single...kinda shows the blueprint to long term success in rap in a way. Give the label what they need, but dont sacrifice your art. (If major label is the route u choose)

 

[blatalian]

Dead in tha middle of little Italy/little did we know that we riddled two middle men who didn't do diddly...

R.I.P. Pun!! One of tha real GOATS...Peace

 

[yellowtapesport]

6 and 2 black on black

See my vehicle is like MEAC ball

Wale

 

[Stomp Johnson]

I'm tired of seeing dope fiends

Wiping their nose clean

Is my neighborhood just a smoke screen?

I think I'm in the Dungeon, Fam I see low green (Ceelo Green)

Sons raised by both queens, but it's no kings.

J. Cole "Enchanted" (Omen's Verse)

 

[fuc_i_look_like]

"ill treat u like milk ill do nothin but spoil u"

Jk

smh who said this?? French Montana??

 

[Dave2one6]

"You aint an X-Man like the comics, you a ex-man like RuPaul."

-Chino XL-

 

[yellowtapesport]

This is food for thought you do the dishes..

Jay Z

 

[nujerz84]

Not most cleaver per say but shit made me rewind had me rolling

"Topics contain subjects that vary but still all relative like West Virginians Before They Marry"

"My flow the freakiest sort like daughters of southern racist white preachers is"

"I'll make the proudest of all Dominicans wave flags from Puerto Rico and kill any blanco gringo referring to Chino as Chico"

 

[yellowtapesport]

I'm on the block like I'm eight feet tall

Jigga

 

[Co_Town_Michael]

"ill treat u like milk ill do nothin but spoil u"

Jk

smh who said this?? French Montana??

Lil Flip - Sunshine

This was back when he was still somewhat relevant because of the T.I beef IIRC.

 

[eternal soldier]

"Mayonnaise colored Benz, I push Miracle whips"

Line so dope the man couldn't wait to recite it. Twice.

 

[fuc_i_look_like]

"Neighbors knocking on the door asking can we turn it down. I say aint no music on. She said no, that weed is loud."--Kid Cudi/Chip tha Ripper

 

[KneeGro_DuperMan]

You ain't just wack

You're what wack wants to be

When it grows up

 

[water ur seeds]

edit: double post, delete...

 

[water ur seeds]

What was that wack acid trip music you posted up, thats clever???

Jay's whole 'Reasonable Doubt' went over alot of peoples heads... You can listen to it over again and peep schitt you didnt hear last time around...

My memories is schitt, but theres different types of 'clever rhymes'... Theres clever story telling, knowledge dropping, word play, number play etc or referring to something (i.e music/gun) as a human or a female etc

A couple from Tech:

'Using numerology to count the people I sent to heaven. Produces more digits than 22 divided by 7.'



'I jerk off inside books and give life to words. Leaving concepts stuck together you probably never heard."

'The bling bling era was cute but its about to be done. I'll leave you full-a-clipse like the moon blocking the sun. My metaphors are dirty like herpes but harder to catch. Like an escape tunnel in prison, I started from scratch.'

 

[Valentinez A. Kaiser]

Performed for millions, Brazilian visas

(I got) Transcontinental indigenous divas

That speak multiple languages for unspeakable reasons

~Pharoahe Monch~

 

[yellowtapesport]

I'll take u out this world like you was born nigga

Butt naked covered in blood, gaspin for air

Clinging to dear life nigga u scared right

Beans

 

[yellowtapesport]

U niggas cotton

Potatoes like au gratin

Face

@bcotton

 

[Shizlansky]

Wasn't clever but it was funny and everybody hated it but I liked it.

"You ain't from Russia, so bitch why you rushing"