So when did steven seagal become a new orleans du rag wearing cop/musician?

[IceManKam]

When he was filming that cop show on A&E

 

[loch121]

after he snitched on the mafia

 

[KingJamal]

Man that show he did was hilarious. I couldn't take him seriously. Looked like he had a dead skunk on his head.

 

[texas409]

Segal is a weird muhfucka

 

[p-tavern]

After watching too many rap videos. Silly culture vulture has a love/hate feeling toward urban dwelling Americans of non-vampire complexion.

 

[birdcallaveli]

i like to think thats his true calling and the kung fu cracka shit was just an awkward phase

 

[huey]

Yall can make fun, but steve knows how to kill a man several ways

 

[dalyricalbandit]

i understand that kung fu shit could fuck a nigga up but that shit aint stopping no bullet shit aint a movie

 

[p-tavern]

i understand that kung fu shit could fuck a nigga up but that shit aint stopping no bullet shit aint a movie

Ace Ventura caught a bullet in his teeth and that shit wasn't no movie either.

Close thread.

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

 

[IceManKam]

i understand that kung fu shit could fuck a nigga up but that shit aint stopping no bullet shit aint a movie

Ace Ventura caught a bullet in his teeth and that shit wasn't no movie either.

Close thread.

what?

 

[Max.]

Somebody post a scene from that wack movie half past dead..

 

[bull6599]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMu2xNBpyQc

Segal the GOAT. Nigga was extra smooth w/ it...no homo

 

[Loo.Loo]

steven segal has always been a real nigga.

let that man cook.

 

[Bully_Pulpit]

Segal is a weird muhfucka

definitely always thought he was a weird dude, marked for death is goat though

 

[Copper]

right after glimmer man

homie was scarred of JCVD when he got called out to fight on the lawn of Stallone...he has no credibility plus he runs like a girl(check youtube)

 

[Bully_Pulpit]

^nah I'd rather you search for it and embed it here

 

[Copper]

I would bruh but im at work and these mufuckas blocked youtube

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

 

[still-SBP]

I worked in one of the houses he was living in down here,dude came off kinda assholish.I was talking to his son most of the time who was a cool cat.