So it's 2011 & I called a chatline

[death187sin]

U forgot one:

Profile

Name: Keshawn I mean Kiesha
Height: 6-2
weight: 260lbs
Sex: LOL
Breast size: Open for discussion

 

[BelovedAfeni]

is them shits still making money like that

 

[CaliGuerillaBlazin]

Them bitches is WOAT. I might as well just walk around the block and find me a ratchet ass hoe, same thing.
Sounds entertaining tho, them bitches trying to sell themselves to johns and simps.

 

[MissLeading]

What's the problem again?

Did it advertise that only fine girls would be on the chat line?

 

[SupremeMagnetic]

niggas call chatlines nowdays? wheredeydodatat?

 

[blakfyahking]

haha @ 34 yr old bus driver

 

[Jesus Jackson]

I saw the commercial on local late night tv. i laughed becuse they got this fine white chick on there talking about how "fun & easy" it is. So I decide to see how much false advertising they are doing by calling and getting as many pics as I could with the free trial.

Here are the results:

This is Juicy.

She said she needed money for her rent and was looking for adult fun. She said she was very sexy & that I would not be dissapointed. single mom three kids I got another from her pic that I cant post here.

janine

34 y/o bus driver don't remember if she has kids or not. unhappy with her current man so she is looking for friends. She seem the nicest out of the bunch.

Looks like you hit the jackpot.... What's the problem?

 

[im_lux]

Man this broke ass pimp down here stay pullin them 50 dollar hoes off that bitch...he aint got no car they dont got no car...that nigga got 4 beat up muddy water crocodile ass bitches ridin marta to work for him...nigga only makes at the best day 200 a day wit 4 fat hoes...nigga be babysittin kids n shit while his hoes suck dick shit is pathetic.

 

[lilhd47]

*calls******

 

[Kidjudge]

You just have to know how to play the chatlines I was on them in multiple cities.

1. If you want multiple memberships without having to pay get caller id faker on your smartphone type in what ever you want for a number as long as the area code and prefix is the number you are calling

2. LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION. Find out where the bitch before you go to Engelwood (Chicago Heads know where Im at) at 2 am for a damn bootie call

3. Let them know up front all they are getting into, if you are married tell the bitch that so you dont get calls and texts at the wrong time. But if you do there is an app to block that too

4.Tell her that you only want one woman to "hook up" with and tell her after that you are off the chatlines bitches want to feel like you are the only one.

5. Quiz the F*** out of her you dont want to be walking into a trap like her man in the next room. Or she is a HE SHE. Quiz before you even think about going.

6. If you are worried about getting caught or you dont want her to have your real number. Get a free Google Voice number or a Virgin mobile prepaid phone. Get the $50.00 a month plan free night and weekends and the phone will cost you $10.00

Any more questions just ask I did this in multiple cities for YEARS

 

[quiet1]

U forgot one:

Profile

Name: Keshawn I mean Kiesha
Height: 6-2
weight: 260lbs
Sex: LOL
Breast size: Open for discussion

A gay dude was on there trying to contact me trying to sound like a woman.

 

[IamtheVILLE]

ive got all the pussy ive ever got in my life on the chatline

 

[longmeat]

i dont think them girls are looking to be wifed and you just wanna fuck so it's a win/win for both parties.

if you smash any of those creatures that's definitely an L

 

[ceothachosen1]

this shit has potential

 

[ceothachosen1]

Man this broke ass pimp down here stay pullin them 50 dollar hoes off that bitch...he aint got no car they dont got no car...that nigga got 4 beat up muddy water crocodile ass bitches ridin marta to work for him...nigga only makes at the best day 200 a day wit 4 fat hoes...nigga be babysittin kids n shit while his hoes suck dick shit is pathetic.

so he gets $1400 on a good week nigga how much do u make?

 

[ceothachosen1]

You just have to know how to play the chatlines I was on them in multiple cities.

1. If you want multiple memberships without having to pay get caller id faker on your smartphone type in what ever you want for a number as long as the area code and prefix is the number you are calling

2. LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION. Find out where the bitch before you go to Engelwood (Chicago Heads know where Im at) at 2 am for a damn bootie call

3. Let them know up front all they are getting into, if you are married tell the bitch that so you dont get calls and texts at the wrong time. But if you do there is an app to block that too

4.Tell her that you only want one woman to "hook up" with and tell her after that you are off the chatlines bitches want to feel like you are the only one.

5. Quiz the F*** out of her you dont want to be walking into a trap like her man in the next room. Or she is a HE SHE. Quiz before you even think about going.

6. If you are worried about getting caught or you dont want her to have your real number. Get a free Google Voice number or a Virgin mobile prepaid phone. Get the $50.00 a month plan free night and weekends and the phone will cost you $10.00

Any more questions just ask I did this in multiple cities for YEARS

u proud of that shit huh

 

[dan_the_man.com]

i remember tha 1st time i got domed up was from a chick i met on tha chat. chick turned out 2 be my homeboy bm. small world..

 

[American.Loo]

so he gets $1400 on a good week nigga how much do u make?

thats what i'm sayin

$1400 a week is a nice supplemental income.

 

[American.Loo]

"janine

34 y/o bus driver don't remember if she has kids or not. unhappy with her current man so she is looking for friends. She seem the nicest out of the bunch."

How does this chick not remember if she has kids?

Is she mentally stable to drive a bus?

 

[American.Loo]

lol, this made me burst out laughing. i think he means he can't remember if she has kids or not

oh i know

just in a playful mood