So im goin to the apple store tomorrow, requests?

[jackthemack]

No I don't.

 

[-Vincenzo-]

The fuck is you talking about? Aint nobody lusting after BAK

so you sayin she is unattractive to you basically?

 

[1of1]

so you sayin she is unattractive to you basically?

LMAO what the fuck are you trying to accomplish here?

 

[Melanin_Enriched]

you want me

There are strict, zero tolerance policies that refrains him from wanting you.

 

[b@squ1@t redux]

I once ate McDonald's on Yom Kippur

 

[b@squ1@t redux]

i took communion at a bunch of funerals and baptisms without going to confession first

 

[b@squ1@t redux]

I reproduced Major League Baseball broadcasts without the express written consent of the MLB.

 

[b@squ1@t redux]

I trapped 3000 baby penguins in those little plastic dealies that go around six-packs.

 

[b@squ1@t redux]

I farted in a crowded elevator and asked the fine chick that works down the hall if she did that

 

[b@squ1@t redux]

I put my toenail clippings in this nga's top ramen when it was in the microwave and watched him ask a group of people if "they put bones in top ramen?"

 

[b@squ1@t redux]

I sprayed raccoon piss on a girl that gave me crabs while we were in the cafeteria

 

[b@squ1@t redux]

Bitch walking around smelling like a pissy hallway. Dumped the left overs through the screen of her dorm room window. Broad day light nga

 

[-Vincenzo-]

LMAO what the fuck are you trying to accomplish here?

BAK always had a thing for Dink and he also wasn't disinclined as far as i know, so i am a little confused by his statement.

 

[b@squ1@t redux]

one starrin this shit right chea nga

 

[BabyBugatti]

I farted in a crowded elevator and asked the fine chick that works down the hall if she did that

ive done that beforeeeeee, but to my friends.

No I don't.

Yes you do. Dont front for the public!

BAK always had a thing for Dink and he also wasn't disinclined as far as i know, so i am a little confused by his statement.

We had a child on the way.

 

[p-tavern]

We had a child on the way.

Yous kilted it then? Does a fetus ghost haunt you now? Or possibly a zygote ghost?

Zyghost. I just invented that, so don't steal it faggots.

 

[fiat_money]

Yous kilted it then? Does a fetus ghost haunt you now? Or possibly a zygote ghost?

Zyghost. I just invented that, so don't steal it faggots.

This thread has now produced something of value.

Good shit.

 

[jackthemack]

Jesus Christ you signed a confidentiality contract YOU FUCKING BITCH

 

[-Vincenzo-]

thanks for savin mankind from something like this:

oh and dink there is someone that would like to have a word with you

you better chose the right jurisdiction for tappin that. not even johnnie cochran and "if it doesnt fit you must acquit" could get you out of this

 

[garv]

thanks for savin mankind from something like this:

oh and dink there is someone that would like to have a word with you

you better chose the right jurisdiction for tappin that. not even johnnie cochran and "if it doesnt fit you must acquit" could get you out of this

Shut up fool, your fucking corny bruh.