So I took a Severe L this weekend and I'm still trying to recover..............

[DRO]

That shyt happend when i was about to get some pussy for the 1st time @ 16... Dick wouldnt work for shyt..

Soon as she left, my dick got hard, so i jacked off...

I guess jackin off has some kind of effect or something

 

[DRO]

niggas who havent had they shit go limp dick havent fucked enough yet.

It will happen at least once in your lifetime.

Smh @ thinking thinkin they gon be fuckin steady to they 50s wit no problems

and kissing these hoes isn't always an option. Can't kiss all these hoes in the mouth

well u gotta do what u gotta do sometimes.....

 

[blakfyahking]

that's alright tho kat

I hope yo old ass falls down today and breaks your hip

and you forget your life alert bracelet and have to just lay there for a while

I peep none of the rest of the older females came in here and shared their perspectives

it's def more mofos out there who's gun didn't shoot when it was time haha

 

[kat2180]

Having to "pee" makes ya dick hard anyway...

You shoulda started jackin off in the bathroom.. Or just started eatin ole girl out...

I think u gave up toooo soon... Yall shoulda kissed and sucked some tits

I agree. He threw in the towel and she didn't even try to help.

If I was drunk and horny I'd be doing something to resolve the problem, but then again if it was the first time she might not have wanted to waste the notch.

 

[s_a_m_r_i_o]

Avoid drinking too much of anything before sex and don't beat your meat 2 days prior. If that don't work, tell shorty you wanna take a nap then try again.

 

[lord hade]

Took these on a Sunday Night. I knew I wasn't up to par due to the previous nights. This was some familiar pussy so, it wasn't like I was excited.
$1.99 in 7-11
$2.99 local gas station

 

[DRO]

took these on a sunday night. I knew i wasn't up to par due to the previous nights. This was some familiar pussy so, it wasn't like i was excited.
$1.99 in 7-11
$2.99 local gas station

they sell that in the gas station?.. Dam.....

 

[kat2180]

smh..you can't get excited over familiar pussy?

 

[blakfyahking]

Took these on a Sunday Night. I knew I wasn't up to par due to the previous nights. This was some familiar pussy so, it wasn't like I was excited.
$1.99 in 7-11
$2.99 local gas station

LMAO........you telling these IC chicks too much

 

[JusDre313]

it happens to the best of us

^^^^ this.. shit happens cuzo, shrug it off and pipe her down next time.. niggas frontin in here big time lol

 

[Meet The Sniper]

[video=youtube;oRp_mVi969I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRp_mVi969I[/video]

bruh bruh....u need some help on that one....they got pills for that though

Lmfao.

Damn yo, can't even get up from the head.

Time to invest in viagra.

 

[Mr.Magoo]

that shit happened to me when i was about to lose my virginity. it's because u was thinkin' too much. the blood that was supposed to rush to your dick rushed to your head. no big deal, jus make sure if she gives u another wiff of the snootchbox, u leave her twitching

 

[dc's teflondon]

eat some mango and excercise

 

[Mister B.]

Just a thought:

Maybe your body is more mature than your mind. Subconciously, maybe your mind didn't really want to smash THAT chick. Your body just beat your mind to the punch.

 

[Smo-King Locs]

it ain't abbout being old Gramps, same shyt happened 2 da bawse in da spring n i'm onli 19, soooooooooooooo... i think it's sumthyng in the air r water thats fuckin with us....

 

[DatNiggaB1]

..................

So u Towers now lol

This gif had me in tears, literally......

Edit: 14 minutes lata and this indian nigga gon be the funniest thing I see all day!

 

[fiat_money]

Lauce.nh

LOL @ Being old.

 

[ImSoReal]

cant relate

 

[Conscious__Nkechi]

it ain't abbout being old Gramps, same shyt happened 2 da bawse in da spring n i'm onli 19, soooooooooooooo... i think it's sumthyng in the air r water thats fuckin with us....

Good Lawd.......no wonder! All makes sense now.

 

[tru_m.a.c]

it ain't abbout being old Gramps, same shyt happened 2 da bawse in da spring n i'm onli 19, soooooooooooooo... i think it's sumthyng in the air r water thats fuckin with us....

this nigga said...there is something in the air or water....jesus christ........