So, I had a dream.....

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it means you've been spending too much time in the SL and R&R. All the illuminati and religion threads infected your subconscious.
 
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oliverlang;1539660 said:
it means you've been spending too much time in the SL and R&R. lol

Co-sign.

Also, you might want to lay off the Beyonce videos. As far as black women go, I think Oprah is a morel likely candidate for the anti-Christ.
 
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I don't know, I think it's god telling me that I need to go on a killing spree to rid the world of evil.

If he talks I better listen, forever depends on it. I should head out to the store right now and buy a rifle and 100s of rounds of ammunition.
 
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BTW, Jesus wasn't black nor white. He looked like the Iron Sheik with a jew fro.

And God's a green orb, with electric arms and speaks him humming noises.
 
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ThaChozenWun;1539630 said:
... and in this dream I was a sniper. And the end of times was happening, volcanoes were exploding everywhere the world was trying to recover from a nuclear war 50 years earlier, earthquakes happening or at least it felt like it, could have been bombs dropping.

Anyway Jesus came out of the sky down these big ass sets of white escalators. And he went to fight the anti-christ, who for some reason, was Beyonce...lmao. Now I don't know why but I swear this is true, and like I said I was a sniper, for God. He was like my spotter, he was calling out demons and I was picking them off. The demons actually looked normal, and anyway after I picked off like 100 demons I seen Jesus on top of Beyonce choking her, and then out of nowhere God said "Take him out". And I ended up shooting Jesus in the back of the head.

Beyonce then popped up, and I was told to shoot her, so I did, and she exploded and fireballs flew out. And then I skipped to a scene in this big room, and God was coming at me, not in a angry manner though but what seemed friendly, and he reached his arm out to me and then I woke up....

What does this mean?

The fuck did you smoke last night?
 
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I think it simply means you'll have to wait for BA to come in and explain. She's good at that.
 
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ThaChozenWun;1539630 said:
... and in this dream I was a sniper.

What does this mean?

It means you had one of the two awesomest jobs ever! I'm jealous. :mad:

VIBE86;1540176 said:
I think it simply means you'll have to wait for BA to come in and explain. She's good at that.

I would, but I thought I smelt a little somethin somethin about this thread.
 
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BiblicalAtheist;1540519 said:
It means you had one of the two awesomest jobs ever! I'm jealous. :mad:

I would, but I thought I smelt a little somethin somethin about this thread.

That was your IBS kickin up
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Interesting dream.......never had a dream like that

So, um................how much were you drinking last night?
 
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ThaChozenWun;1539630 said:
... and in this dream I was a sniper. And the end of times was happening, volcanoes were exploding everywhere the world was trying to recover from a nuclear war 50 years earlier, earthquakes happening or at least it felt like it, could have been bombs dropping.

Anyway Jesus came out of the sky down these big ass sets of white escalators. And he went to fight the anti-christ, who for some reason, was Beyonce...lmao. Now I don't know why but I swear this is true, and like I said I was a sniper, for God. He was like my spotter, he was calling out demons and I was picking them off. The demons actually looked normal, and anyway after I picked off like 100 demons I seen Jesus on top of Beyonce choking her, and then out of nowhere God said "Take him out". And I ended up shooting Jesus in the back of the head.

Beyonce then popped up, and I was told to shoot her, so I did, and she exploded and fireballs flew out. And then I skipped to a scene in this big room, and God was coming at me, not in a angry manner though but what seemed friendly, and he reached his arm out to me and then I woke up....

What does this mean?

It's this forum + you not really trusting God anyways. Sucks you woke up though.
 
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kingblaze84;1543393 said:
Interesting dream.......never had a dream like that

So, um................how much were you drinking last night?

I had an extremely scary dream about being taken into hell and having satan stand towering above me speaking to me. No drugs, no drinking before sleep either. Shit just happens.
 
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kai_valya;1545293 said:
i don't know what your's means but i had a crazy ass dream last night. i dreamt that 3 clones of brock lesnar tried to kidnap me. i'm drivin to the dry cleaner and as i'm parkin a van wit 3 brock lesnar clones drives by. i go in store and come back out headin to my car. before i unlock the door, i see one of the brock lesnar clones layin on the floor of my car. i start to run and the other 2 clones start chasin me, i make it to the dry cleaner door but at that same moment they grab me, and as i'm screamin i wake up.

it was a stupid dream, but it was one of those really vivid ones, took me a min to gather myself. i hate dreams like that, i'd rather have the ones you can't remember

lol @ Kai telling us her fantasies....

Lol, it's just the week. I had another dream last night that I was the same sniper, only this time I was taking out video game characters with Luigi as my spotter. I don't know though maybe it's not, I've always dreamt about me being a sniper since I was a little kid. It was usually people though that I was picking off not Mario and Jesus
 
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ThaChozenWun;1545967 said:
I've always dreamt about me being a sniper since I was a little kid. It was usually people though that I was picking off not Mario and Jesus

Maybe you were a sniper in a past life :eek:
 
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BiblicalAtheist;1546006 said:
Maybe you were a sniper in a past life :eek:

That explains my religious qualms, I've done things and see things that make a pre-existing man know there's no happy go lucky god.
 
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