Signs you are a slut

[Dick Shitman]

You think a guy busting in you for the first time is a special moment

 

[Lege|\|dary]

if u fuck...while your kids are sleep in the same room

or still awake

 

[BRiCKSQUAD]

and if u get caught fucking by one of your kids...you dont stop but you look into their eyes...and keep fuckin ...

smh

 

[BRiCKSQUAD]

if u fuck with rap music in the background

 

[Yungin T. Jeezie]

When you have to meet them at the gas station, down the street from their house

 

[BRiCKSQUAD]

if you've had an abortion in your lifetime

 

[missjcapri]

If shes constantly having pregnant scares every month....

 

[American Loo VII 3D]

you stop havin sex because your boyfriend is calling your cell

 

[Dupac]

When you have to meet them at the gas station, down the street from their house

or yall always meet at motels

 

[Mr.Audigier216]

if you've ever fucked 2 or more niggas in less than 24 hrs

 

[American Loo VII 3D]

your text sig is

"i s33 u aiming @ mii p3dastal"

and you are over 22

i know a woman like this

 

[Dupac]

u got like 5 different brands of beer in ur firdge, and u don't drink beer....

 

[American Loo VII 3D]

you answer an unknown number like

"jerome?.........which jerome..............oh! okay! hey daddy......"

 

[missjcapri]

you hang out with people that say things like that

im fuckin with u

naw...cut her off a long time ago because of her smutty ways

were just cordial now

 

[BRiCKSQUAD]

if u been pimp slapped before...yes u are a slut

 

[missjcapri]

If your always bumping into one of her exes every time yall go out....

 

[droc1985]

If your objective is to run through your hometown.Honestly I have heard a chick say this!!!

 

[corporatebrotha]

She's actually proud to be the best "head doctor" in her area/university/block...

You got an extra "F*** bed" in your crib...one you sleep on, the other you get beat on

You and your mom have had sex with the same guy...and y'all both know it

You put a monetary value on your vagina and/or mouth...

You're getting discounts at the abortion clinic...

 

[Dupac]

She's actually proud to be the best "head doctor" in her area/university/block...

You got an extra "F*** bed" in your crib...one you sleep on, the other you get beat on

You and your mom have had sex with the same guy...and y'all both know it

You put a monetary value on your vagina and/or mouth...

You're getting discounts at the abortion clinic...

frequent flyer miles

 

[American Loo VII 3D]

if you mention mutual acquantances, and every other guy she says

"ugh! i hate HIM!"