scumbag!

[JonnyRoccIT]

So my cuzo came clean..... Fuck that couch

...I'm still tryna figure out how your Cuz got In-House Pussy in YO house .! lol Got you thowin away couches & shit smhsmhmh

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

Nah real shit doe...your cousin gettin over.

Nigga payin a little bit to live witcha and got his girl livin in your crib fuckin on YO couch brah ...then told you dont talk to his Girl in YO house.! Lol like iono brah...shit lowkey etherous

 

[Thereal_ba]

Y'all must want this nigga @"geechee slim" to get strep throat, poisoned, or something.

You have to remember that his cousin and him share a common living space, so that means his cousin has full access to geechee's toothbrush and food.

These nigga dont give a fuck about that. They would send Geechee out into a Sudanese civil war to get those nudes.

 

[LateToDaParty]

Y'all niggas a make a dude go against his whole persona lmao. Buncha devils advocates in this mf!

 

[deadeye]

Nah real shit doe...your cousin gettin over.

Nigga payin a little bit to live witcha and got his girl livin in your crib fuckin on YO couch brah ...then told you dont talk to his Girl in YO house.! Lol like iono brah...shit lowkey etherous

True.

@"geechee slim"

I know he's your blood and all, but you need to kick this nigga out the house.

At first it seemed like he was the one who was losing by wifing up that yamp....but now it seems like you're the one who's losing more by having them living under your roof.

 

[ChillaDaGawd]

No matter the situation Geechee will always be the loser

 

[BigSleeze]

I fucked up.

So I wanted to go out but the lady was on some bullshit. Trying to tell me I couldn't go, but I'm like fuck all that. So I go out and I'm club hoppin and I run into my ex. Not just any ex but the one whose virginity I took. So I figure easy kill. Well I'm dancin with her, couple of drinks and I'm eyeballin the door. Case closed right? Nope! So I see this chick with a fat ol donkey that I've seen a few times and I really wanted to see what it was hittin for. So I'm eyeballin her, dancin with the ex, ignoring my woman's calls. Well while I'm dancin with the ex, ol phat ass decides she wants to cut in. Well the ex got upset and ducked off somewhere. Well I see it's big bootys Birthday, so I pin a 20 on her shirt. She grindin and grabbing so I'm like hey, lets bounce. She tells me to follow her to her place. Cool right? *Charlie Murphy voice* WRONG! This chick stays in the fuckin projects! So automatically I'm like shit, what did I get myself into? So we go in, we hit the couch. She must have been WAAAY more drunk than I thought BC she super sloppy at this point. Generally, I'm not fuckin no sloppy drunk chick, but fuck it right. Well its getting ready to go down, she comes up for air and I see something move out the corner of my eye. It's a fuckin shorty! He askin for something to drink, she hollerin, telling him go back to bed. I'm looking out the window making sure my car still there. The shit is killing my buzz. So I'm bout to bounce, she like naw its cool. So she get back to business, its going down on the couch. This bitch fucked around and passed out. I can't even finish. I'm pissed, so I go bird bath in the sink. Politely unpin my 20 + 5 singles for my trouble. Had a big ass cup of juicy juice and bounced. Tried to call the ex, no answer. Get back to the spot, house smelled like ass. Ain't that a bitch!

 

[Arya Tsaddiq]

I fucked up.

So I wanted to go out but the lady was on some bullshit. Trying to tell me I couldn't go, but I'm like fuck all that. So I go out and I'm club hoppin and I run into my ex. Not just any ex but the one whose virginity I took. So I figure easy kill. Well I'm dancin with her, couple of drinks and I'm eyeballin the door. Case closed right? Nope! So I see this chick with a fat ol donkey that I've seen a few times and I really wanted to see what it was hittin for. So I'm eyeballin her, dancin with the ex, ignoring my woman's calls. Well while I'm dancin with the ex, ol phat ass decides she wants to cut in. Well the ex got upset and ducked off somewhere. Well I see it's big bootys Birthday, so I pin a 20 on her shirt. She grindin and grabbing so I'm like hey, lets bounce. She tells me to follow her to her place. Cool right? *Charlie Murphy voice* WRONG! This chick stays in the fuckin projects! So automatically I'm like shit, what did I get myself into? So we go in, we hit the couch. She must have been WAAAY more drunk than I thought BC she super sloppy at this point. Generally, I'm not fuckin no sloppy drunk chick, but fuck it right. Well its getting ready to go down, she comes up for air and I see something move out the corner of my eye. It's a fuckin shorty! He askin for something to drink, she hollerin, telling him go back to bed. I'm looking out the window making sure my car still there. The shit is killing my buzz. So I'm bout to bounce, she like naw its cool. So she get back to business, its going down on the couch. This bitch fucked around and passed out. I can't even finish. I'm pissed, so I go bird bath in the sink. Politely unpin my 20 + 5 singles for my trouble. Had a big ass cup of juicy juice and bounced. Tried to call the ex, no answer. Get back to the spot, house smelled like ass. Ain't that a bitch!

The most etherous part of the story.

Them calls stopped for a reason haha

 

[Cinco]

I fucked up.

So I wanted to go out but the lady was on some bullshit. Trying to tell me I couldn't go, but I'm like fuck all that. So I go out and I'm club hoppin and I run into my ex. Not just any ex but the one whose virginity I took. So I figure easy kill. Well I'm dancin with her, couple of drinks and I'm eyeballin the door. Case closed right? Nope! So I see this chick with a fat ol donkey that I've seen a few times and I really wanted to see what it was hittin for. So I'm eyeballin her, dancin with the ex, ignoring my woman's calls. Well while I'm dancin with the ex, ol phat ass decides she wants to cut in. Well the ex got upset and ducked off somewhere. Well I see it's big bootys Birthday, so I pin a 20 on her shirt. She grindin and grabbing so I'm like hey, lets bounce. She tells me to follow her to her place. Cool right? *Charlie Murphy voice* WRONG! This chick stays in the fuckin projects! So automatically I'm like shit, what did I get myself into? So we go in, we hit the couch. She must have been WAAAY more drunk than I thought BC she super sloppy at this point. Generally, I'm not fuckin no sloppy drunk chick, but fuck it right. Well its getting ready to go down, she comes up for air and I see something move out the corner of my eye. It's a fuckin shorty! He askin for something to drink, she hollerin, telling him go back to bed. I'm looking out the window making sure my car still there. The shit is killing my buzz. So I'm bout to bounce, she like naw its cool. So she get back to business, its going down on the couch. This bitch fucked around and passed out. I can't even finish. I'm pissed, so I go bird bath in the sink. Politely unpin my 20 + 5 singles for my trouble. Had a big ass cup of juicy juice and bounced. Tried to call the ex, no answer. Get back to the spot, house smelled like ass. Ain't that a bitch!

The most etherous part of the story.

Them called stopped for a reason haha

Damn nigga did u climb right back in the bed?

Run that blue light over it first

 

[BigSleeze]

I fucked up.

So I wanted to go out but the lady was on some bullshit. Trying to tell me I couldn't go, but I'm like fuck all that. So I go out and I'm club hoppin and I run into my ex. Not just any ex but the one whose virginity I took. So I figure easy kill. Well I'm dancin with her, couple of drinks and I'm eyeballin the door. Case closed right? Nope! So I see this chick with a fat ol donkey that I've seen a few times and I really wanted to see what it was hittin for. So I'm eyeballin her, dancin with the ex, ignoring my woman's calls. Well while I'm dancin with the ex, ol phat ass decides she wants to cut in. Well the ex got upset and ducked off somewhere. Well I see it's big bootys Birthday, so I pin a 20 on her shirt. She grindin and grabbing so I'm like hey, lets bounce. She tells me to follow her to her place. Cool right? *Charlie Murphy voice* WRONG! This chick stays in the fuckin projects! So automatically I'm like shit, what did I get myself into? So we go in, we hit the couch. She must have been WAAAY more drunk than I thought BC she super sloppy at this point. Generally, I'm not fuckin no sloppy drunk chick, but fuck it right. Well its getting ready to go down, she comes up for air and I see something move out the corner of my eye. It's a fuckin shorty! He askin for something to drink, she hollerin, telling him go back to bed. I'm looking out the window making sure my car still there. The shit is killing my buzz. So I'm bout to bounce, she like naw its cool. So she get back to business, its going down on the couch. This bitch fucked around and passed out. I can't even finish. I'm pissed, so I go bird bath in the sink. Politely unpin my 20 + 5 singles for my trouble. Had a big ass cup of juicy juice and bounced. Tried to call the ex, no answer. Get back to the spot, house smelled like ass. Ain't that a bitch!

The most etherous part of the story.

Them called stopped for a reason haha

Damn nigga did u climb right back in the bed?

Run that blue light over it first

Straight couch action lol

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

I fucked up.

So I wanted to go out but the lady was on some bullshit. Trying to tell me I couldn't go, but I'm like fuck all that. So I go out and I'm club hoppin and I run into my ex. Not just any ex but the one whose virginity I took. So I figure easy kill. Well I'm dancin with her, couple of drinks and I'm eyeballin the door. Case closed right? Nope! So I see this chick with a fat ol donkey that I've seen a few times and I really wanted to see what it was hittin for. So I'm eyeballin her, dancin with the ex, ignoring my woman's calls. Well while I'm dancin with the ex, ol phat ass decides she wants to cut in. Well the ex got upset and ducked off somewhere. Well I see it's big bootys Birthday, so I pin a 20 on her shirt. She grindin and grabbing so I'm like hey, lets bounce. She tells me to follow her to her place. Cool right? *Charlie Murphy voice* WRONG! This chick stays in the fuckin projects! So automatically I'm like shit, what did I get myself into? So we go in, we hit the couch. She must have been WAAAY more drunk than I thought BC she super sloppy at this point. Generally, I'm not fuckin no sloppy drunk chick, but fuck it right. Well its getting ready to go down, she comes up for air and I see something move out the corner of my eye. It's a fuckin shorty! He askin for something to drink, she hollerin, telling him go back to bed. I'm looking out the window making sure my car still there. The shit is killing my buzz. So I'm bout to bounce, she like naw its cool. So she get back to business, its going down on the couch. This bitch fucked around and passed out. I can't even finish. I'm pissed, so I go bird bath in the sink. Politely unpin my 20 + 5 singles for my trouble. Had a big ass cup of juicy juice and bounced. Tried to call the ex, no answer. Get back to the spot, house smelled like ass. Ain't that a bitch!

The most etherous part of the story.

Them called stopped for a reason haha

Damn nigga did u climb right back in the bed?

Run that blue light over it first

REAL...MUTHA...FUCCIN...TEARS!!! LMAO!!!

Cot damn this nigga went to bed on budussy smellin sheets! Lol

 

[BigSleeze]

The Misadventures of BigSleeze Chapter 2

So after my divorce, I kinda had my internet game poppin. Met this older older chick on the fish tank (pof) in the same town as my ex and son & set it up for the weekend I was gonna be visiting. I go to his bball game, we go eat at that weekend daddy shit. Well the whole time we kickin it, the chick is blowing up my phone, sending pics just being a lil too overzealous. So finally we get together meet at a lil sports bar. We having drinks, she talking about her "slut daughter", and baby daddy that's in jail. So I already know I got a winner. Then I'm ready to go, so I ask her if she wanna get outta there. Nah, she wanna order some Buffalo wings. Now I've watched her have like 4 shots of stolis, and down 2 modelos at this point, and in my mind I'm knowing that this ain't gonna end well, and I tell her I don't think she should do that. She just keep on with her order. So after a 3rd beer, and 8 wings she's ready to go.

We go back to my room and she hits the shower (u didn't take one before u came?), whatever tho right? So we rockin, pussy was wide as fuck (like throwin a hotdog down a hallway) I'm regretting being there, so I flip her into missionary, push them legs back to her head and start dumpin d in the broad. A few minutes go by, I start smellin something...I stop ask and look..the bitch done shit herself! I start flippin out, she start crying. Trying to blame me for puttin too much pressure on her when I had her folded over. I'm naw bitch, I told yo ass not to eat them fuckin wings after u drank all that fuckin beer! So I made her strip the bed n flip the mattress. She leaves all the sheets and blankets balled up in the corner. I got my shower, checked out early and slept in my car...smh

 

[CashmoneyDux]

The Misadventures of BigSleeze Chapter 2

So after my divorce, I kinda had my internet game poppin. Met this older older chick on the fish tank (pof) in the same town as my ex and son & set it up for the weekend I was gonna be visiting. I go to his bball game, we go eat at that weekend daddy shit. Well the whole time we kickin it, the chick is blowing up my phone, sending pics just being a lil too overzealous. So finally we get together meet at a lil sports bar. We having drinks, she talking about her "slut daughter", and baby daddy that's in jail. So I already know I got a winner. Then I'm ready to go, so I ask her if she wanna get outta there. Nah, she wanna order some Buffalo wings. Now I've watched her have like 4 shots of stolis, and down 2 modelos at this point, and in my mind I'm knowing that this ain't gonna end well, and I tell her I don't think she should do that. She just keep on with her order. So after a 3rd beer, and 8 wings she's ready to go.

We go back to my room and she hits the shower (u didn't take one before u came?), whatever tho right? So we rockin, pussy was wide as fuck (like throwin a hotdog down a hallway) I'm regretting being there, so I flip her into missionary, push them legs back to her head and start dumpin d in the broad. A few minutes go by, I start smellin something...I stop ask and look..the bitch done shit herself! I start flippin out, she start crying. Trying to blame me for puttin too much pressure on her when I had her folded over. I'm naw bitch, I told yo ass not to eat them fuckin wings after u drank all that fuckin beer! So I made her strip the bed n flip the mattress. She leaves all the sheets and blankets balled up in the corner. I got my shower, checked out early and slept in my car...smh

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

The Misadventures of BigSleeze Chapter 2

So after my divorce, I kinda had my internet game poppin. Met this older older chick on the fish tank (pof) in the same town as my ex and son & set it up for the weekend I was gonna be visiting. I go to his bball game, we go eat at that weekend daddy shit. Well the whole time we kickin it, the chick is blowing up my phone, sending pics just being a lil too overzealous. So finally we get together meet at a lil sports bar. We having drinks, she talking about her "slut daughter", and baby daddy that's in jail. So I already know I got a winner. Then I'm ready to go, so I ask her if she wanna get outta there. Nah, she wanna order some Buffalo wings. Now I've watched her have like 4 shots of stolis, and down 2 modelos at this point, and in my mind I'm knowing that this ain't gonna end well, and I tell her I don't think she should do that. She just keep on with her order. So after a 3rd beer, and 8 wings she's ready to go.

We go back to my room and she hits the shower (u didn't take one before u came?), whatever tho right? So we rockin, pussy was wide as fuck (like throwin a hotdog down a hallway) I'm regretting being there, so I flip her into missionary, push them legs back to her head and start dumpin d in the broad. A few minutes go by, I start smellin something...I stop ask and look..the bitch done shit herself! I start flippin out, she start crying. Trying to blame me for puttin too much pressure on her when I had her folded over. I'm naw bitch, I told yo ass not to eat them fuckin wings after u drank all that fuckin beer! So I made her strip the bed n flip the mattress. She leaves all the sheets and blankets balled up in the corner. I got my shower, checked out early and slept in my car...smh

*wishes we could give two reactions at the same time post*

 

[caddo man]

The Misadventures of BigSleeze Chapter 2

So after my divorce, I kinda had my internet game poppin. Met this older older chick on the fish tank (pof) in the same town as my ex and son & set it up for the weekend I was gonna be visiting. I go to his bball game, we go eat at that weekend daddy shit. Well the whole time we kickin it, the chick is blowing up my phone, sending pics just being a lil too overzealous. So finally we get together meet at a lil sports bar. We having drinks, she talking about her "slut daughter", and baby daddy that's in jail. So I already know I got a winner. Then I'm ready to go, so I ask her if she wanna get outta there. Nah, she wanna order some Buffalo wings. Now I've watched her have like 4 shots of stolis, and down 2 modelos at this point, and in my mind I'm knowing that this ain't gonna end well, and I tell her I don't think she should do that. She just keep on with her order. So after a 3rd beer, and 8 wings she's ready to go.

We go back to my room and she hits the shower (u didn't take one before u came?), whatever tho right? So we rockin, pussy was wide as fuck (like throwin a hotdog down a hallway) I'm regretting being there, so I flip her into missionary, push them legs back to her head and start dumpin d in the broad. A few minutes go by, I start smellin something...I stop ask and look..the bitch done shit herself! I start flippin out, she start crying. Trying to blame me for puttin too much pressure on her when I had her folded over. I'm naw bitch, I told yo ass not to eat them fuckin wings after u drank all that fuckin beer! So I made her strip the bed n flip the mattress. She leaves all the sheets and blankets balled up in the corner. I got my shower, checked out early and slept in my car...smh

 

[AP21]

we have a new challenger

 

[Mastery]

we have a new challenger

Those are some funny/fucked up stories but nah nigga, Geechie still the king of L's. It's going take a lot more than 2 stories to wrest that crown from him lol

 

[jee504]

Man I'm weak lmao

Like throwing a hot dog down the hallway

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

we have a new challenger

Those are some funny/fucked up stories but nah nigga, Geechie still the king of L's. It's going take a lot more than 2 stories to wrest that crown from him lol

This.

Geechie's L's literally read like chapters in a book. Lol.

 

[BigSleeze]

we have a new challenger

Those are some funny/fucked up stories but nah nigga, Geechie still the king of L's. It's going take a lot more than 2 stories to wrest that crown from him lol

Bruh, they are in chapters for a reason. Lol