scumbag!

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

[quote="Knock_Twice;8559725]

2 dollas say Gee will smash his cuzin chick before she leaves LOL

Boy......

Have I got a story for you....

You called it Knock, you called it just a few days ago....

I'm working up the story now but I just left church.[/quote]

*grabs seat and popcorn*

 

[illestni99ainne]

[quote="Knock_Twice;8559725]

2 dollas say Gee will smash his cuzin chick before she leaves LOL

Boy......

Have I got a story for you....

You called it Knock, you called it just a few days ago....

I'm working up the story now but I just left church.

*grabs seat and popcorn*[/quote]

I just bought one of those $5 tins of popcorn they put out every Christmas too...

 

[geechee slim]

For weeks, while my roommate has had a fugitive in his bedroom, I've been throwing subliminal shots. I'd play songs like" Stranger In My House" and "Cut that bish off." Just to send a hint. And I'd play documentaries about divorce court and male suicide. If they can hear my tv as well as I hear them playing the horizontal hula, then I need to send a message.

The other day, I hear my cousin heading out. She says "I wish you weren't closing tonight." This means my cousin is going to be working all night until his store closes, and I got this Saturday off. He won't leave until 11:30, guaranteed. So Before he steps out the house, I go to my car and grab a new vacuum I bought. They're chopping it up in the living room and see me come in with intentions to clean house. He says to her, "tidey up my room while I'm gone."

My original plan was to work this bish to death. Get her to hate me through these rigorous chores. She's getting too comfortable and I don't think she wants to leave. So I knock on her door...

*Knock Knock Knock* "Hey Pikachu!"

*She comes to the door in t-shirt and shorts, with bed covers over her shoulders* "Yes?"

"Good news, you get to help me with arts and crafts! Here, take this hammer and come in my room." Now she's in my bedroom, and I need to put a patterned coverall across my wall behind my tv. I told her to "stand on that ottoman and hold the coverall as high as you can."

She took the covers off her shoulders. She clearly wasn't wearing a bra under that t shirt. Even her fripples had areolas. Here she is standing on the ottoman stretched out like a ballerina. And since she's elevated all I see is Ass everywhere. Even the little dents and cellulite was looking nice... This is how fucked up I was. I forgot about working her like a slave. Now I just wanna work that thick body.

I give her a duster so she can continue reaching and stretching. I'm vacuuming while she's doing that. She knew I was checking her out. So when finished, she asked

"is there anything else?"

"not for now."

"Well can I ask a favor of you?"

*Trying not to look crazy* "Sure... what.?"

"Amora, can you take me to [far away] to grab some [unknown property] from my [violent x-boyfriend's mother's house]?"

"Is that the good part or the bad part of North Charleston?"

I ask is she ready to leave. She says "dressed like this?" I said you descent. I chat her up and say "I see why he likes you. You short n stout and a cute face." She's walking to his room door and I say "wait, turn around and face me. I gotta see what my cousin talking about... POCKET CHECK!!!!"

I tapped her thighs. She was surprised but she laughs. She's like "yeah, that's my biggest asset." I say "you got ass AND tiddies so I can't call it." She rolls her eyes and goes into my cousins room.

Now I'm in my room, making up a whole new plan. I'm smoking a blunt in my room and she comes out dressed. I forgot she still wanted to go to north of North Charleston. She hits the blunt, once. We go to my new Benz and the fucking lights wouldn't stay on! And since the radio was showing a code error, that means that my battery was low. I would need a jump. As she's exiting the car, I see the nicest ass crack I ever saw.

So we're back in the house. Just me and her. I call her out into the hallway and just ask her questions. If I ask the right questions, I can figure out if she truly loves my cousin or if she's a fuck. If she is a fuck, then it's my right-- it's my duty as homeowner to fuck. Rent-free pussy in my crib? If what my father said is right, then I must try.

We are in the hallway talking about her financial plans and background . On some real shit, we came up with a cartoon about vampires in college. we're just laughing in the hallway. so she opens up about her ex-boyfriend and the circumstances that brought her here. My suspicions were right all along: she really just needed a place to stay. Her ex was her fiance, but things fell apart. My cousin was there to pick up the pieces... lol

I finally say, "you know what let me see it. I got to see um. I just got to see what they look like." So now I'm looking in her eyes while unbuttoning her shirt. If she wanted me to stop she'd do or say something right? I finally get to the baby feeders and go ham on one while groping the other. She says" ok that's enough" and pulls down her shirt. She turns around and I smack her ass.

She made the same noise she made while my cousin was hitting it.

You know that exhale of female surprise and ecstasy. I say" damn yo ass is soft." I stick my finger around the loop in her jeans and pull it straight down. I say "Damn, you ain't got on no draws?" She says" yeah I do." Her ass is so fat, all her undees looks small.

We're in the hallway still talking about my cousin. We pinky-swore not to say anything. I say" in my house I feel like I can say what I want. In My room I do what I want... come back in my room right quick."

"Why?"

"Because my landlord doesn't know you exist."

"Well we're not gonna fuck."

"Can I get some facebook?"

"Some Facebook? I never heard it called that."

I go in my room n leave the door open. She comes back with just that shirt with the fripples. She sucked me off while stroking her own tiddays. She let me fuck her mouth while smacking ass. I had sex with her face, fam. No fussy needed. After ten minutes, she decided she was done.

My cousin comes home, talks to her, then knocks on my door.

"So, did you ask Pikachu to do something for you?"

"Um, yes.......?" *scared af*

"Well, can you take her to work Monday?"

"Yes family.... No problem."

 

[Trollio]

For weeks, while my roommate has had a fugitive in his bedroom, I've been throwing subliminal shots. I'd play songs like" Stranger In My House" and "Cut that bish off." Just to send a hint. And I'd play documentaries about divorce court and male suicide. If they can hear my tv as well as I hear them playing the horizontal hula, then I need to send a message.

The other day, I hear my cousin heading out. She says "I wish you weren't closing tonight." This means my cousin is going to be working all night until his store closes, and I got this Saturday off. He won't leave until 11:30, guaranteed. So Before he steps out the house, I go to my car and grab a new vacuum I bought. They're chopping it up in the living room and see me come in with intentions to clean house. He says to her, "tidey up my room while I'm gone."

My original plan was to work this bish to death. Get her to hate me through these rigorous chores. She's getting too comfortable and I don't think she wants to leave. So I knock on her door...

*Knock Knock Knock* "Hey Pikachu!"

*She comes to the door in t-shirt and shorts, with bed covers over her shoulders* "Yes?"

"Good news, you get to help me with arts and crafts! Here, take this hammer and come in my room." Now she's in my bedroom, and I need to put a patterned coverall across my wall behind my tv. I told her to "stand on that ottoman and hold the coverall as high as you can."

She took the covers off her shoulders. She clearly wasn't wearing a bra under that t shirt. Even her fripples had areolas. Here she is standing on the ottoman stretched out like a ballerina. And since she's elevated all I see is Ass everywhere. Even the little dents and cellulite was looking nice... This is how fucked up I was. I forgot about working her like a slave. Now I just wanna work that thick body.

I give her a duster so she can continue reaching and stretching. I'm vacuuming while she's doing that. She knew I was checking her out. So when finished, she asked

"is there anything else?"

"not for now."

"Well can I ask a favor of you?"

*Trying not to look crazy* "Sure... what.?"

"Amora, can you take me to [far away] to grab some [unknown property] from my [violent x-boyfriend's mother's house]?"

"Is that the good part or the bad part of North Charleston?"

I ask is she ready to leave. She says "dressed like this?" I said you descent. I chat her up and say "I see why he likes you. You short n stout and a cute face." She's walking to his room door and I say "wait, turn around and face me. I gotta see what my cousin talking about... POCKET CHECK!!!!"

I tapped her thighs. She was surprised but she laughs. She's like "yeah, that's my biggest asset." I say "you got ass AND tiddies so I can't call it." She rolls her eyes and goes into my cousins room.

Now I'm in my room, making up a whole new plan. I'm smoking a blunt in my room and she comes out dressed. I forgot she still wanted to go to north of North Charleston. She hits the blunt, once. We go to my new Benz and the fucking lights wouldn't stay on! And since the radio was showing a code error, that means that my battery was low. I would need a jump. As she's exiting the car, I see the nicest ass crack I ever saw.

So we're back in the house. Just me and her. I call her out into the hallway and just ask her questions. If I ask the right questions, I can figure out if she truly loves my cousin or if she's a fuck. If she is a fuck, then it's my right-- it's my duty as homeowner to fuck. Rent-free pussy in my crib? If what my father said is right, then I must try.

We are in the hallway talking about her financial plans and background . On some real shit, we came up with a cartoon about vampires in college. we're just laughing in the hallway. so she opens up about her ex-boyfriend and the circumstances that brought her here. My suspicions were right all along: she really just needed a place to stay. Her ex was her fiance, but things fell apart. My cousin was there to pick up the pieces... lol

I finally say, "you know what let me see it. I got to see um. I just got to see what they look like." So now I'm looking in her eyes while unbuttoning her shirt. If she wanted me to stop she'd do or say something right? I finally get to the baby feeders and go ham on one while groping the other. She says" ok that's enough" and pulls down her shirt. She turns around and I smack her ass.

She made the same noise she made while my cousin was hitting it.

You know that exhale of female surprise and ecstasy. I say" damn yo ass is soft." I stick my finger around the loop in her jeans and pull it straight down. I say "Damn, you ain't got on no draws?" She says" yeah I do." Her ass is so fat, all her undees looks small.

We're in the hallway still talking about my cousin. We pinky-swore not to say anything. I say" in my house I feel like I can say what I want. In My room I do what I want... come back in my room right quick."

"Why?"

"Because my landlord doesn't know you exist."

"Well we're not gonna fuck."

"Can I get some facebook?"

"Some Facebook? I never heard it called that."

I go in my room n leave the door open. She comes back with just that shirt with the fripples. She sucked me off while stroking her own tiddays. She let me fuck her mouth while smacking ass. I had sex with her face, fam. No fussy needed. After ten minutes, she decided she was done.

My cousin comes home, talks to her, then knocks on my door.

"So, did you ask Pikachu to do something for you?"

"Um, yes.......?" *scared af*

"Well, can you take her to work Monday?"

"Yes family.... No problem."

Goat for the hustleman reference

Goat for letting that hoe be a hoe

Lol at pikachu being a double entendre and you tryna Pokemon (poke it mon)

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

For weeks, while my roommate has had a fugitive in his bedroom, I've been throwing subliminal shots. I'd play songs like" Stranger In My House" and "Cut that bish off." Just to send a hint. And I'd play documentaries about divorce court and male suicide. If they can hear my tv as well as I hear them playing the horizontal hula, then I need to send a message.

The other day, I hear my cousin heading out. She says "I wish you weren't closing tonight." This means my cousin is going to be working all night until his store closes, and I got this Saturday off. He won't leave until 11:30, guaranteed. So Before he steps out the house, I go to my car and grab a new vacuum I bought. They're chopping it up in the living room and see me come in with intentions to clean house. He says to her, "tidey up my room while I'm gone."

My original plan was to work this bish to death. Get her to hate me through these rigorous chores. She's getting too comfortable and I don't think she wants to leave. So I knock on her door...

*Knock Knock Knock* "Hey Pikachu!"

*She comes to the door in t-shirt and shorts, with bed covers over her shoulders* "Yes?"

"Good news, you get to help me with arts and crafts! Here, take this hammer and come in my room." Now she's in my bedroom, and I need to put a patterned coverall across my wall behind my tv. I told her to "stand on that ottoman and hold the coverall as high as you can."

She took the covers off her shoulders. She clearly wasn't wearing a bra under that t shirt. Even her fripples had areolas. Here she is standing on the ottoman stretched out like a ballerina. And since she's elevated all I see is Ass everywhere. Even the little dents and cellulite was looking nice... This is how fucked up I was. I forgot about working her like a slave. Now I just wanna work that thick body.

I give her a duster so she can continue reaching and stretching. I'm vacuuming while she's doing that. She knew I was checking her out. So when finished, she asked

"is there anything else?"

"not for now."

"Well can I ask a favor of you?"

*Trying not to look crazy* "Sure... what.?"

"Amora, can you take me to [far away] to grab some [unknown property] from my [violent x-boyfriend's mother's house]?"

"Is that the good part or the bad part of North Charleston?"

I ask is she ready to leave. She says "dressed like this?" I said you descent. I chat her up and say "I see why he likes you. You short n stout and a cute face." She's walking to his room door and I say "wait, turn around and face me. I gotta see what my cousin talking about... POCKET CHECK!!!!"

I tapped her thighs. She was surprised but she laughs. She's like "yeah, that's my biggest asset." I say "you got ass AND tiddies so I can't call it." She rolls her eyes and goes into my cousins room.

Now I'm in my room, making up a whole new plan. I'm smoking a blunt in my room and she comes out dressed. I forgot she still wanted to go to north of North Charleston. She hits the blunt, once. We go to my new Benz and the fucking lights wouldn't stay on! And since the radio was showing a code error, that means that my battery was low. I would need a jump. As she's exiting the car, I see the nicest ass crack I ever saw.

So we're back in the house. Just me and her. I call her out into the hallway and just ask her questions. If I ask the right questions, I can figure out if she truly loves my cousin or if she's a fuck. If she is a fuck, then it's my right-- it's my duty as homeowner to fuck. Rent-free pussy in my crib? If what my father said is right, then I must try.

We are in the hallway talking about her financial plans and background . On some real shit, we came up with a cartoon about vampires in college. we're just laughing in the hallway. so she opens up about her ex-boyfriend and the circumstances that brought her here. My suspicions were right all along: she really just needed a place to stay. Her ex was her fiance, but things fell apart. My cousin was there to pick up the pieces... lol

I finally say, "you know what let me see it. I got to see um. I just got to see what they look like." So now I'm looking in her eyes while unbuttoning her shirt. If she wanted me to stop she'd do or say something right? I finally get to the baby feeders and go ham on one while groping the other. She says" ok that's enough" and pulls down her shirt. She turns around and I smack her ass.

She made the same noise she made while my cousin was hitting it.

You know that exhale of female surprise and ecstasy. I say" damn yo ass is soft." I stick my finger around the loop in her jeans and pull it straight down. I say "Damn, you ain't got on no draws?" She says" yeah I do." Her ass is so fat, all her undees looks small.

We're in the hallway still talking about my cousin. We pinky-swore not to say anything. I say" in my house I feel like I can say what I want. In My room I do what I want... come back in my room right quick."

"Why?"

"Because my landlord doesn't know you exist."

"Well we're not gonna fuck."

"Can I get some facebook?"

"Some Facebook? I never heard it called that."

I go in my room n leave the door open. She comes back with just that shirt with the fripples. She sucked me off while stroking her own tiddays. She let me fuck her mouth while smacking ass. I had sex with her face, fam. No fussy needed. After ten minutes, she decided she was done.

My cousin comes home, talks to her, then knocks on my door.

"So, did you ask Pikachu to do something for you?"

"Um, yes.......?" *scared af*

"Well, can you take her to work Monday?"

"Yes family.... No problem."

This...is the perfect definition of "Scumbag". Your cousin will thank you.

Aye, since she's a skally wag and all, can we get some pics of this hefa?

 

[Mastery]

Yo geechee...

Welcome to the club my nigga.

 

[deadeye]

For weeks, while my roommate has had a fugitive in his bedroom, I've been throwing subliminal shots. I'd play songs like" Stranger In My House" and "Cut that bish off." Just to send a hint. And I'd play documentaries about divorce court and male suicide. If they can hear my tv as well as I hear them playing the horizontal hula, then I need to send a message.

The other day, I hear my cousin heading out. She says "I wish you weren't closing tonight." This means my cousin is going to be working all night until his store closes, and I got this Saturday off. He won't leave until 11:30, guaranteed. So Before he steps out the house, I go to my car and grab a new vacuum I bought. They're chopping it up in the living room and see me come in with intentions to clean house. He says to her, "tidey up my room while I'm gone."

My original plan was to work this bish to death. Get her to hate me through these rigorous chores. She's getting too comfortable and I don't think she wants to leave. So I knock on her door...

*Knock Knock Knock* "Hey Pikachu!"

*She comes to the door in t-shirt and shorts, with bed covers over her shoulders* "Yes?"

"Good news, you get to help me with arts and crafts! Here, take this hammer and come in my room." Now she's in my bedroom, and I need to put a patterned coverall across my wall behind my tv. I told her to "stand on that ottoman and hold the coverall as high as you can."

She took the covers off her shoulders. She clearly wasn't wearing a bra under that t shirt. Even her fripples had areolas. Here she is standing on the ottoman stretched out like a ballerina. And since she's elevated all I see is Ass everywhere. Even the little dents and cellulite was looking nice... This is how fucked up I was. I forgot about working her like a slave. Now I just wanna work that thick body.

I give her a duster so she can continue reaching and stretching. I'm vacuuming while she's doing that. She knew I was checking her out. So when finished, she asked

"is there anything else?"

"not for now."

"Well can I ask a favor of you?"

*Trying not to look crazy* "Sure... what.?"

"Amora, can you take me to [far away] to grab some [unknown property] from my [violent x-boyfriend's mother's house]?"

"Is that the good part or the bad part of North Charleston?"

I ask is she ready to leave. She says "dressed like this?" I said you descent. I chat her up and say "I see why he likes you. You short n stout and a cute face." She's walking to his room door and I say "wait, turn around and face me. I gotta see what my cousin talking about... POCKET CHECK!!!!"

I tapped her thighs. She was surprised but she laughs. She's like "yeah, that's my biggest asset." I say "you got ass AND tiddies so I can't call it." She rolls her eyes and goes into my cousins room.

Now I'm in my room, making up a whole new plan. I'm smoking a blunt in my room and she comes out dressed. I forgot she still wanted to go to north of North Charleston. She hits the blunt, once. We go to my new Benz and the fucking lights wouldn't stay on! And since the radio was showing a code error, that means that my battery was low. I would need a jump. As she's exiting the car, I see the nicest ass crack I ever saw.

So we're back in the house. Just me and her. I call her out into the hallway and just ask her questions. If I ask the right questions, I can figure out if she truly loves my cousin or if she's a fuck. If she is a fuck, then it's my right-- it's my duty as homeowner to fuck. Rent-free pussy in my crib? If what my father said is right, then I must try.

We are in the hallway talking about her financial plans and background . On some real shit, we came up with a cartoon about vampires in college. we're just laughing in the hallway. so she opens up about her ex-boyfriend and the circumstances that brought her here. My suspicions were right all along: she really just needed a place to stay. Her ex was her fiance, but things fell apart. My cousin was there to pick up the pieces... lol

I finally say, "you know what let me see it. I got to see um. I just got to see what they look like." So now I'm looking in her eyes while unbuttoning her shirt. If she wanted me to stop she'd do or say something right? I finally get to the baby feeders and go ham on one while groping the other. She says" ok that's enough" and pulls down her shirt. She turns around and I smack her ass.

She made the same noise she made while my cousin was hitting it.

You know that exhale of female surprise and ecstasy. I say" damn yo ass is soft." I stick my finger around the loop in her jeans and pull it straight down. I say "Damn, you ain't got on no draws?" She says" yeah I do." Her ass is so fat, all her undees looks small.

We're in the hallway still talking about my cousin. We pinky-swore not to say anything. I say" in my house I feel like I can say what I want. In My room I do what I want... come back in my room right quick."

"Why?"

"Because my landlord doesn't know you exist."

"Well we're not gonna fuck."

"Can I get some facebook?"

"Some Facebook? I never heard it called that."

I go in my room n leave the door open. She comes back with just that shirt with the fripples. She sucked me off while stroking her own tiddays. She let me fuck her mouth while smacking ass. I had sex with her face, fam. No fussy needed. After ten minutes, she decided she was done.

My cousin comes home, talks to her, then knocks on my door.

"So, did you ask Pikachu to do something for you?"

"Um, yes.......?" *scared af*

"Well, can you take her to work Monday?"

"Yes family.... No problem."

This...is the perfect definition of "Scumbag". Your cousin will thank you.

Aye, since she's a skally wag and all, can we get some pics of this hefa?

Nah, his cousin would only thank him if he told him how foul his girl was and he realized how stupid he was for taking him in.

Dude's as foul as she is if he doesn't tell his cousin his girl's a hoe.

You know what, never mind......I need some more comedy.

@geechee slim

Before you do anything, update your pops on the situation and post his commentary.

Then maybe both of you tell him about his girl together.....and then tell us on how that turns out.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Aye @Geechee, where at in N.Chuck did she want you to take her?

 

[Mastery]

That's going to be the real comedy. Does geechee and his cousin throw hands? Does the emo move out? What becomes of pikachu? Now that they share that girl... do they continue to share that girl?

 

[gns]

I feel proud of this negro

I also know we're all pieces of shit for encouraging this

But still geechee deserved this for homie fucking up the chink pussy

Ole girl sounds right body wise

 

[ChillaDaGawd]

Lmaooooo this nigga Geechie

Tracing the dimples in her ass with your eyes

Been there my nigga

Good job :+1:

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

I feel proud of this negro

I also know we're all pieces of shit for encouraging this

But still geechee deserved this for homie fucking up the chink pussy

Ole girl sounds right body wise

Blood over anything...but consider the pussy as payment. Payment for the inconvenience he and this broad has caused him.

 

[geechee slim]

Aye @Geechee, where at in N.Chuck did she want you to take her?

Damn-near in Hanahan. She ain't even from Carolina.

I should tell my cousin, and he might just kick ass. But he'll thank me later. I'll wait at least 48 hours.

 

[Cinco]

This nigga really pulled it off

 

[geechee slim]

Aight so. I started this job back in 2006, but the job was so fukin wack I decided day 1 imma go through the little 3 week training and then quit cause they had snacks and all that shit and I aint have shit else to do from like 8am to 1 so fuk it.

So week 2 day 4 finally picked a broad to get with in the class. Turned out day 5 was some night class bs so it was 6 to 10. I went anyway.

So the class ends and everybodys leaving. On the most nonsensical lack off gameness I think possible I went up to the broad and said, and count the words, " hey do you have some pretty feet? I bet my feet look better than yours." After that exchange she asked if she could chill with me so I said " sure, but I need to take my homeboy home too." Took my ngga home. Fked her outside in the whip. Took her back to the job. Told her to " take it easy". Left and never spoke to that broad ever again. My ngga was like yo, this broad keep came to my house looking for you. Broad tried to text and sht. Not even sure why I did that sht. Sex was decent enough. Never knew her name...

Wait..... What?? lol

I just knew u was about to say she walked off on yo ass. What type of woman go for that shit?

That bish sound lightweight retarded bruh....

I ain't een mad @'cha tho.

Real sht. She was an average ass broad of average ass intelligence. Youd be surprised what kinda sht can fly ngga. Me and my ngga once sat and just ended every sentence with " but he's a good guy. A real good guy." And broads was rollin off that sht and then smash action. Think ppl put to much thought into pullin jump offs. My other ngga was like dog, all I do now is walk up to broads and say "fk something". Ngga said pussy game sky rocketed. Wife these broads if you want. Laughs.

Oh I know ho's can be got by the simplest/silliest shit. Bitches like funny dudes (or what they deem as funny or jokes). That feet thing just sounded mad awkard. lol.... But as strange as it did sound, I've seen ho's bite off of FAR worse.

Facts.

 

[Lurkristocrat]

This nigga geechie odd as fuck, writing steven king novels n shit. Really tempted not to believe this story but its entertaining lol.

And wtf is fripple

 

[caddo man]

Geechie stories are starting to surpass @DWO

 

[shit happens]

Let the lies stop

 

[Mastery]

I'm a scumbag. Been one for a while now. I cheat, I lie and I just don't give a fuck.

Today I got money from my side bitch to take out my girlfriend so I could get my wife drunk enough not to notice I'm gone.

I told my side bitch I wanted money for a date and she gave it to me. Took my girlfriend out for a nice night that consisted of dinner a movie and good old fashioned fucking.

Over the past two weeks I've been brazenly flaunting my scumbag nature for all who cares to see.

Broke up with my other girlfriend yesterday bcuz she didn't wanna make me her main and make her nigga the side nigga. She cussed me out but idgaf. I'm never the supporting cast. Either I'm the feature or I'm not involved in the project. Worst part is she had great mouth and pussy but in the grand scheme of things, the bitch didn't wanna honor the throne.

I'm running through hoes like Emmitt Smith trying to get a bowl ring.

My side bitch is so used to dealing with Niggas like me that she expects me to be a scumbag. My girlfriend acts like wifey and the wife is my mistress.

and let's not talk about the other two on the roster.

My point is.. Man I don't have one. I just wanted to vent to somebody about this shit..

 

[Mastery]

This nigga geechie odd as fuck, writing steven king novels n shit. Really tempted not to believe this story but its entertaining lol.

And wtf is fripple

Let the lies stop

Geechee... your stories are being called into question my good man. How does the defendant plead?