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ChillaDaGawd
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Smh @ Lil Yip
Lurkristocrat
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Niggas got the game all fucked up lol
geechee slim
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niggas need to start a book club.
blakfyahking
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geechee slim;8519843 said:
SMH don't remind me bruh
GetMoneyInDaN.O.
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Man I went back to the beginning and read this thread, damn I have too many scumbag stories that I just took as the daily actions of a nigga who didn't give a fuck. I'm about to bomb this thread in a few
1st story that comes to mind........
This is back in 2002, a nigga a senior in high school and February of that year momz was helping me buy a new whip. At that time i was driving a Delta 88( real niggaz know what that is), but i had my eyes on this 93 Maxima witht hat blade rims. Yall remember the car Kane and O-Dogg jacked from that parking garage in Menace that lead to the infamous
So yeah I was getting that one smoke grey color with 5% tint. After I cop it, momz like lets take a ride across the river(New Orleans term for driving to the Westbank) to show my aunt and pick up some mail she had. Now here are the details. I have a lil cousin who is 9 years younger than me, and when we get there I see this fine ass pretty chick sittin on the couch, but in my mind im thinkin nah she cant be one of my cousin friends she looks too old for that. To describe this chick, she had some dsl'swith red lipstick, built like Skyy Black the porn star(b4 she got all sloppy and fat), flat stomach, nice toned arms, nigga I was like im not leaving without getting that number. So I play it off and go in my auntie room whcich faces right at the couch ole girl is sittin on. Im plotting my move, and as soon as my momz and auntie go outside I pounce, not being embarrassed, but again I didnt kno if she was a big ass youngster. She sittin down watchin that Chris Rock comedy special "Bring da Pain", so that cued me to she gotta be older. We talk, I get the number and she like call me later.
So now we back on my side of town, Im like im about to head out and go by my dawg to get some mix cd's cuz he was the only nigga I had the hook-up at the time to get em and not pay(niggaz 30 and older remember them days). So while there im like fuck it imma call ole girl. I call and like 5 mins in im like if u want ill come back by my auntie becuz the chick little sister was my cousin best friend and they lived right across the street. So I get my cd's and head over there. Soon as I pull up she outside in the outfit she had on, a tight fittin jogging outfit. She hops in and is like I got somewhere we can go, I pull off like she takin me somewhere, its goin down. Now she one of them grey up in the suburbs chicks and went to a prep school(Ursuline Academy), so I didnt kno if i shoud just come at her hard or see where this goes.
So she directs me to a park. We park and right next to us is the play area, one of those that has the fireman's poll for kids to slide down. She looks over like and says " I always wanted to strip", so im like fuck it let me see what u got. She got on that pole and started p-poppin(old slang) so im feelin her up and down. We get in the car and start kissin, she just say out the blue, and this shyt was funny when I heard it, " U want me to likc ya nuts"? Nigga I chuckled......but then happily obliged as she got her Pinky on with the sac, foollwed with the head, then i smash.
Now for the scumbag......
As we ridin back she raving about how I fucked, that she got a dude who go to another school(Helen Cox) that aint fuckin her right. Then she proceeds to tell me a story about how one of his friends brought her home, and on his @Mastery shyt, he got his balls sucked too and fucked and she never told him. So instead of dropping her off they live in a cul-de-sac and we park in the middle of there. She like we need 1 more round, im like kool but I aint got no more rubbers. Man she jumped out the car, opened that back door and bent over like come get this pussy. Man fuck it i go in raw dawg. Then her phone starts ringin, its the nigga, I say fuck it answer it imma fuck u lite while yall talk. Man as soon as she answered and got a few words in i start poundin that ass, hard where every thrust he could hear it bouncin off her ass. So she tryna talk but moanin and the nigga furious on the other end like what you doin. Man she just bust out "Fuck you im getting fucked by a nigga who kno what he doin". Man i pause, and the dagger was she was like " I sucked his dick too and imma swallow his cum" and hung up. To tell yall my ego wasnt sky high at that moment. I was king of the world, man i finished pound and bust a big nut all in that hoe, i didnt give a fuck, she sucked what was let out a nigga.
1st story that comes to mind........
This is back in 2002, a nigga a senior in high school and February of that year momz was helping me buy a new whip. At that time i was driving a Delta 88( real niggaz know what that is), but i had my eyes on this 93 Maxima witht hat blade rims. Yall remember the car Kane and O-Dogg jacked from that parking garage in Menace that lead to the infamous
So yeah I was getting that one smoke grey color with 5% tint. After I cop it, momz like lets take a ride across the river(New Orleans term for driving to the Westbank) to show my aunt and pick up some mail she had. Now here are the details. I have a lil cousin who is 9 years younger than me, and when we get there I see this fine ass pretty chick sittin on the couch, but in my mind im thinkin nah she cant be one of my cousin friends she looks too old for that. To describe this chick, she had some dsl'swith red lipstick, built like Skyy Black the porn star(b4 she got all sloppy and fat), flat stomach, nice toned arms, nigga I was like im not leaving without getting that number. So I play it off and go in my auntie room whcich faces right at the couch ole girl is sittin on. Im plotting my move, and as soon as my momz and auntie go outside I pounce, not being embarrassed, but again I didnt kno if she was a big ass youngster. She sittin down watchin that Chris Rock comedy special "Bring da Pain", so that cued me to she gotta be older. We talk, I get the number and she like call me later.
So now we back on my side of town, Im like im about to head out and go by my dawg to get some mix cd's cuz he was the only nigga I had the hook-up at the time to get em and not pay(niggaz 30 and older remember them days). So while there im like fuck it imma call ole girl. I call and like 5 mins in im like if u want ill come back by my auntie becuz the chick little sister was my cousin best friend and they lived right across the street. So I get my cd's and head over there. Soon as I pull up she outside in the outfit she had on, a tight fittin jogging outfit. She hops in and is like I got somewhere we can go, I pull off like she takin me somewhere, its goin down. Now she one of them grey up in the suburbs chicks and went to a prep school(Ursuline Academy), so I didnt kno if i shoud just come at her hard or see where this goes.
So she directs me to a park. We park and right next to us is the play area, one of those that has the fireman's poll for kids to slide down. She looks over like and says " I always wanted to strip", so im like fuck it let me see what u got. She got on that pole and started p-poppin(old slang) so im feelin her up and down. We get in the car and start kissin, she just say out the blue, and this shyt was funny when I heard it, " U want me to likc ya nuts"? Nigga I chuckled......but then happily obliged as she got her Pinky on with the sac, foollwed with the head, then i smash.
Now for the scumbag......
As we ridin back she raving about how I fucked, that she got a dude who go to another school(Helen Cox) that aint fuckin her right. Then she proceeds to tell me a story about how one of his friends brought her home, and on his @Mastery shyt, he got his balls sucked too and fucked and she never told him. So instead of dropping her off they live in a cul-de-sac and we park in the middle of there. She like we need 1 more round, im like kool but I aint got no more rubbers. Man she jumped out the car, opened that back door and bent over like come get this pussy. Man fuck it i go in raw dawg. Then her phone starts ringin, its the nigga, I say fuck it answer it imma fuck u lite while yall talk. Man as soon as she answered and got a few words in i start poundin that ass, hard where every thrust he could hear it bouncin off her ass. So she tryna talk but moanin and the nigga furious on the other end like what you doin. Man she just bust out "Fuck you im getting fucked by a nigga who kno what he doin". Man i pause, and the dagger was she was like " I sucked his dick too and imma swallow his cum" and hung up. To tell yall my ego wasnt sky high at that moment. I was king of the world, man i finished pound and bust a big nut all in that hoe, i didnt give a fuck, she sucked what was let out a nigga.
GetMoneyInDaN.O.
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Another story and imma let these 2 marinate
Had this nigga I know we call him Box(got a head like ron artest) and when I had my town home he lived right next door. So they had this new chick move in the hood named Rochelle, red bone looked exactky, and i mean exactly like Obsession(yeah i kno another porn star comparison). But that shyt was uncanny, and she was fine like her too but a phatter ass.
So everybody in the hood shootin they shot, but this nigga Box end up wifin her within the 1st week they moved over there. So everybody mad, but in my mind I start plottin my course into that pussy. Man I lokee let him put in all the hard labor, and when she got around me I could sense she diggin but I played that imma chill in the background role. So 1 day for some reason I caught her around the corner and went to work. She opened up that she wanted me to holla, but she aint fellin him like that. Im tell her str8 up im not tryna be yo dude, but honestly u and I both kno u want me to fuck. Man that jedi mind trick I used to do so smoothly and it worked every time. So about a week later she decide its about time she get that dick, but the problem is, again me and dude live right next door, his room is right next to my room, if im fuckin her like I do them hoes he gonna hear. And everybody in the hood might see her come over there and she didnt want that to happen, so tha plan was set. tell him you gonna let him finally smash, tell him you gonna come thru at about 1 in the mornin when nobody out there, but our thing was she would come by me from 10 30 til 1 and then hop over next door( i wanst taking seconds, even with his bitch). So that day comes, this nigga come by my house amped as fuck "Daaaawwg Rochelle said she gone let me hit tonight". I look at the time its like 9 35, so I gotta get this nigga outta here b4 she come over. I talked with him til like 10 15 and i was like nigga go home, watch a porno and get you 1 out so u dont be a 3 pumps nigga. He like right, and left all happy n shyt. Man she came over there, got fucked from 10 40 til 1 15( i went overtime with this hoe) and she crept next door. Man I tell you at about 1 45 he knockin on my door all happy like " Yeah man I just fucked, them niggaz gon be jealous". I have me a lil mental chuckle, dap him up, and I kept that routine for about 4 months until she started callin me up tellin me about the man's "shortcomings". I cut her off, bitch got mad cursed me out and hung up.
Now fast forward to last year, he still didnt kno, he came out here to Houston to live with her. He not even paying attention but we got that fuck you vibe goin on on the slick. I tried to tell him man leave that bitch alone, but that nigga was head over heels takin care of 4...yes 4 kids that isnt his just to be with her.
I think 1 day imma tell him.
Had this nigga I know we call him Box(got a head like ron artest) and when I had my town home he lived right next door. So they had this new chick move in the hood named Rochelle, red bone looked exactky, and i mean exactly like Obsession(yeah i kno another porn star comparison). But that shyt was uncanny, and she was fine like her too but a phatter ass.
So everybody in the hood shootin they shot, but this nigga Box end up wifin her within the 1st week they moved over there. So everybody mad, but in my mind I start plottin my course into that pussy. Man I lokee let him put in all the hard labor, and when she got around me I could sense she diggin but I played that imma chill in the background role. So 1 day for some reason I caught her around the corner and went to work. She opened up that she wanted me to holla, but she aint fellin him like that. Im tell her str8 up im not tryna be yo dude, but honestly u and I both kno u want me to fuck. Man that jedi mind trick I used to do so smoothly and it worked every time. So about a week later she decide its about time she get that dick, but the problem is, again me and dude live right next door, his room is right next to my room, if im fuckin her like I do them hoes he gonna hear. And everybody in the hood might see her come over there and she didnt want that to happen, so tha plan was set. tell him you gonna let him finally smash, tell him you gonna come thru at about 1 in the mornin when nobody out there, but our thing was she would come by me from 10 30 til 1 and then hop over next door( i wanst taking seconds, even with his bitch). So that day comes, this nigga come by my house amped as fuck "Daaaawwg Rochelle said she gone let me hit tonight". I look at the time its like 9 35, so I gotta get this nigga outta here b4 she come over. I talked with him til like 10 15 and i was like nigga go home, watch a porno and get you 1 out so u dont be a 3 pumps nigga. He like right, and left all happy n shyt. Man she came over there, got fucked from 10 40 til 1 15( i went overtime with this hoe) and she crept next door. Man I tell you at about 1 45 he knockin on my door all happy like " Yeah man I just fucked, them niggaz gon be jealous". I have me a lil mental chuckle, dap him up, and I kept that routine for about 4 months until she started callin me up tellin me about the man's "shortcomings". I cut her off, bitch got mad cursed me out and hung up.
Now fast forward to last year, he still didnt kno, he came out here to Houston to live with her. He not even paying attention but we got that fuck you vibe goin on on the slick. I tried to tell him man leave that bitch alone, but that nigga was head over heels takin care of 4...yes 4 kids that isnt his just to be with her.
I think 1 day imma tell him.
Knock_Twice
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Part 3
So we pass back over to the babysitter's house to pick up her son, lil buds buds comes out and hops in the backseat, dude is quiet as hell and puts on his seat belt. He looks out of the window, now I'm like lil bud aint a bad ass I see, cuz one, he didn't jump in the car asking 22 and million questions and shit to his mama, and he didn't speak a word to me, other than a nod. Most bad ass kids are asking a million questions, pretty much aint scared of strangers, that's how you know you dealing with bad ass kids, them lil fuckers approach/talk to strangers like it aint nothing lol. Lil bud did whisper to his mama if she had picked up the toys he wanted her to get, but that were only words I heard from lil bud bud. So I was like aight, she got some control over her kid. Lol aight aight
So we make it over to her mama and dad house. We walk in and she introduces me as her "coworker" smh, (don't know why) I guess cuz lil bud was still in the room but anyway, we all talking and shit, yadda yadda yadda.
Fast forward after the talk, so the mama was like she wanted to cook for me or whatnot so we wouldn't have to spend any money going out, which was cool by me Lol, so her and my friend rides to the store to pick up some catfish to fry. So they leave me with the dad and lil buds buds.
So the lil bud bud comes in from outta the back room playing with the dog and he asked, Mr. Knock, did you and my mom go shop for my toys, and I was like what toys were you looking to get? He said let me see your phone and I'll show you. So now he is sitting next to me by the sofa and bruh LMAO smh, I hand over my phone not really thinking or whatnot and the nigga opens my Internet and I had forgot that I was wacking off the night before and shit, watching porn, so what pulls up is a still frame/clip of a naked bitch in a doggy style position LOL. He says with a squinch express "what is she's doing, she's naked" LOL and the dad is in the chair watching the game and hears the shit LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO yooooooooo, he says in that laid back black man voice "who's naked", what you talking/looking at over there boy,?
I'm like oh no
Now I'm froze up like a motherfucker but I played it cool, I played it cool Lol, cuz I knew if I would have grabbed the phone in a hurry, it wouldn't have been good, so I kinda like leaned over, like the lean, like everything is ok, I had to act like I'm looking at the same thing he's looking at and what he just said about the naked lady is he on some lying shit LOL, so I'm closely now looking at the screen too LOL, still wit the like that nothing to see kinda of lean and created a fake laugh, still staring at the phone hard as fuck, cuz again if I would have made eye contact with the dad or made some quick gesture to the phone, The dad would have known some shit, so with my fake laugh looking at the kid I made up a smooth ass lie (me fake laughing, Oh no, nah she has on clothes, my cuzin has on a brown shirt on, she has holes in the back of it though, I don't know why she wore that shirt with the small holes in her shirt, (fake laugh out loud, I don't know why she came out to the lake on 4th of July with that shirt on, she and her husband crazy mane, you see him he got holes in his shirt too smh?, they always wrestling and tackling each other too like they doing now, they tackled me out there too in the water, (fake laugh again) I did it this time, so the dad can hear me and think that the lil boy was just looking at family photos or some shit, then I said again we were all at the lake for the 4th of July swimming", do you like the swim, and I hurry up and hit the x button and type in google and said show me your toy buds buds, "we are going swimming next 4th July, can you swim, I'll ask your mom" that Lil nigga looking at me, and was looking at the clip and back at me like bruh, man that lil nigga look was priceless like he knew, but he didn't know, his look was so puzzle, lil nigga looking like "nigga there's no lake on this screen,, I see a bed" LMAOOOOOOOOo, Nevertheless he didn't say anything but you can tell on his expression, we wasn't lookin at no dayum lake but the Dad kinda kept watching the game, then I said, "mane show me the toy so that, so I can get one too and we can fight and wrestle our toys with each other like how my cuzin and all of us do" LMAO, that nigga looked at me, and sat there for a sec, and then he went on head nigga showed me his toy. My hands were so sweaty as hell LOL
He went to google again and wanted to show me Goosebumps movie, so he's typing the letter G, and all I can see is
"Girls with big asses about to be shown, but this time before buds buds saw it, his dad told him to go put the dog back in the cage, bruh talk about some shit, I got my phone and cleared my history, at least that what I thought smh LOL
part 4 scums, part motherfucking 4 mane smh..
stop watching porn on your phone niggas smh Lol
So we pass back over to the babysitter's house to pick up her son, lil buds buds comes out and hops in the backseat, dude is quiet as hell and puts on his seat belt. He looks out of the window, now I'm like lil bud aint a bad ass I see, cuz one, he didn't jump in the car asking 22 and million questions and shit to his mama, and he didn't speak a word to me, other than a nod. Most bad ass kids are asking a million questions, pretty much aint scared of strangers, that's how you know you dealing with bad ass kids, them lil fuckers approach/talk to strangers like it aint nothing lol. Lil bud did whisper to his mama if she had picked up the toys he wanted her to get, but that were only words I heard from lil bud bud. So I was like aight, she got some control over her kid. Lol aight aight
So we make it over to her mama and dad house. We walk in and she introduces me as her "coworker" smh, (don't know why) I guess cuz lil bud was still in the room but anyway, we all talking and shit, yadda yadda yadda.
Fast forward after the talk, so the mama was like she wanted to cook for me or whatnot so we wouldn't have to spend any money going out, which was cool by me Lol, so her and my friend rides to the store to pick up some catfish to fry. So they leave me with the dad and lil buds buds.
So the lil bud bud comes in from outta the back room playing with the dog and he asked, Mr. Knock, did you and my mom go shop for my toys, and I was like what toys were you looking to get? He said let me see your phone and I'll show you. So now he is sitting next to me by the sofa and bruh LMAO smh, I hand over my phone not really thinking or whatnot and the nigga opens my Internet and I had forgot that I was wacking off the night before and shit, watching porn, so what pulls up is a still frame/clip of a naked bitch in a doggy style position LOL. He says with a squinch express "what is she's doing, she's naked" LOL and the dad is in the chair watching the game and hears the shit LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO yooooooooo, he says in that laid back black man voice "who's naked", what you talking/looking at over there boy,?
I'm like oh no
Now I'm froze up like a motherfucker but I played it cool, I played it cool Lol, cuz I knew if I would have grabbed the phone in a hurry, it wouldn't have been good, so I kinda like leaned over, like the lean, like everything is ok, I had to act like I'm looking at the same thing he's looking at and what he just said about the naked lady is he on some lying shit LOL, so I'm closely now looking at the screen too LOL, still wit the like that nothing to see kinda of lean and created a fake laugh, still staring at the phone hard as fuck, cuz again if I would have made eye contact with the dad or made some quick gesture to the phone, The dad would have known some shit, so with my fake laugh looking at the kid I made up a smooth ass lie (me fake laughing, Oh no, nah she has on clothes, my cuzin has on a brown shirt on, she has holes in the back of it though, I don't know why she wore that shirt with the small holes in her shirt, (fake laugh out loud, I don't know why she came out to the lake on 4th of July with that shirt on, she and her husband crazy mane, you see him he got holes in his shirt too smh?, they always wrestling and tackling each other too like they doing now, they tackled me out there too in the water, (fake laugh again) I did it this time, so the dad can hear me and think that the lil boy was just looking at family photos or some shit, then I said again we were all at the lake for the 4th of July swimming", do you like the swim, and I hurry up and hit the x button and type in google and said show me your toy buds buds, "we are going swimming next 4th July, can you swim, I'll ask your mom" that Lil nigga looking at me, and was looking at the clip and back at me like bruh, man that lil nigga look was priceless like he knew, but he didn't know, his look was so puzzle, lil nigga looking like "nigga there's no lake on this screen,, I see a bed" LMAOOOOOOOOo, Nevertheless he didn't say anything but you can tell on his expression, we wasn't lookin at no dayum lake but the Dad kinda kept watching the game, then I said, "mane show me the toy so that, so I can get one too and we can fight and wrestle our toys with each other like how my cuzin and all of us do" LMAO, that nigga looked at me, and sat there for a sec, and then he went on head nigga showed me his toy. My hands were so sweaty as hell LOL
He went to google again and wanted to show me Goosebumps movie, so he's typing the letter G, and all I can see is
"Girls with big asses about to be shown, but this time before buds buds saw it, his dad told him to go put the dog back in the cage, bruh talk about some shit, I got my phone and cleared my history, at least that what I thought smh LOL
part 4 scums, part motherfucking 4 mane smh..
stop watching porn on your phone niggas smh Lol
GetMoneyInDaN.O.
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@Knock_Twice my nigga readin this shyt u actin like yall really fuck around, I neva met a bitch fam, let alone her kids and played fake daddy/playpal wit em......we was fuckin or not cuz them hoes knew I had options
Knock_Twice
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Part 4
I'm still sitting on the couch and lil bud bud comes back from putting the dog in his cage and he's now talking about the toy, at this point, I'm like mane fuck that toy, I'm still trying to catch my composure from the shit that just happen, under arms sweaty as fuck, shit could have gotten ugly, but anyway, the mama and girl come back with the fish, so she sees the son under me and talking too me and shit, I'm still a bit shook up but still interacting with lil buds buds, so I guess normally lil buds buds normally be in the back room playing with the dog or watching TV but his ass is in the front with me, talking to me, the fuckin mama says, "oh he's never up in front with me, he's all under you, he think he's found him a friend" she talking about me, so I'm with the fake smile, "oh fo real" smh here we go with the bullshit, mama dukes trying to seal the deal and shit.
So my lil chick/friend sees and is hearing all of this shit, and she's eating it all up, I already know what time it is and what she's thinking smh, but anyway, she tells lil bud bud to go in the back room, then she said it in a crazy ass way, Lil buddy, can I have some time with Mr.Knock? and lil bud was like aww mom, I was showing him my toys. smh, so I'm sitting there like, listen at this shit..smh I can't get caught up in this shit...Lol So lil buds leaves and she comes and sits by me and she was like let me see the pictures from when you went to such and such. Now I've been talking to this chick for about 3 or 4 months, and I always look out for the homies, My lil chick and one of her friends went out to a party, and the friend was bad a fuck, I'm talking bad as fuck till the point I asked, would she get mad if I talked to her friend if we didn't make it Lol, she sent me a picture of her and friend together at the party or whatnot the picture she sent me came off from her friend's IG page. Her friend posted my lil chick and her on her IG page or whatever, and you know how chicks do, post their homegurl and be like follow my homegurl such and such. So I'm not on IG or any of that social media shit. I sent the picture of my lil chick's friend to my cuzin and was like Man this thang is bad, man she's badder than my girl and I was like man you need to get at her, there's her IG page on the picture, go to her page, like her shit or whatever they do and hit up her DM and get the ball rolling, so he's like bet..So my ass, was looking at the my lil chick's friend and I was like dayum she bad as hell, let me see if she has anymore pictures of her, let me go see her IG page for myself. So I catch the name from off the picture and go a google search of the chick Lol, pull up her pictures yadda yaddda and I hit up my cuzin like bruh, she nice, she nice go see her...so here we go with the bullshit
Back on the couch with my girl at her mama house, she was like let me see the pictures of you at such and such. So I'm going through my photo gallery on my phone, and I'm scrolling and smh mane I had girls pictures coming up, some girls nudes were coming up and shit, me with chicks at parties in the club and shit hugged up, like all types of bullshit was scrolling up, and the fucking pictures she wanted me pull up, them shits never would fucking come up, now I had sent her some of those pictures to her phone, so I was like go get your phone and pull up the pictures Lol, she sitting there with her arms crossed like "no nigga keep scrolling, and who are these women" i'm like Yikes, "girl they aint nobody" so we scrolling and my arms are getting sweaty again, I'm scrolling fast and shit now trying to get to the fucking pictures she wants to see, so she was like "no nigga slow down, what you scrolling fast for", so I'm wit the fake laugh, "why you playing girl", she, arms crossed, nigga scroll slow, so I'm like fuck, so I"m scrolling, I scroll past a dick pic that I took of Me, Lmaoooooo, she like um nigga go back, (now mind you I never sent her a dick picture...yet), she was like so you send out dick pictures too, how come I never got one, who was that for, I was like "girl nobody, I just took that last night, and I was tempting on sending it too as a morning surprise but thought otherwise, I didn't send it too you becuz I wanted to be a gentlemen and start off fresh, I'm not like that anymore. I'm too old for that, bruh long story short, shit was the pitts for me and that icing on the cake was, She knows I don't have social media, So she has my phone and she's googling shit, so once again, my history isn't all the way cleared. She types in the 1st letter of the shit she was googling, which is the 1st letter of her friends IG page LMAO
it comes up but the shit is in pink/red like the link/page as been looked at. She turns to me and was like "nigga you been looking at my friends IG page" and I know you don't have social media, she decks me in the chest, I'm like Yikes Lol, mane I was so defeated, she hitting me wit the "ole you think she bad huh, yo ass went as far to get her name off the picture I sent you and look her pictures up huh nigga" Lol and threw my phone back at me.
I was so defeated I couldn't even say shit, but laugh.
Man I took so many L's
Part 5, the last part
I'm still sitting on the couch and lil bud bud comes back from putting the dog in his cage and he's now talking about the toy, at this point, I'm like mane fuck that toy, I'm still trying to catch my composure from the shit that just happen, under arms sweaty as fuck, shit could have gotten ugly, but anyway, the mama and girl come back with the fish, so she sees the son under me and talking too me and shit, I'm still a bit shook up but still interacting with lil buds buds, so I guess normally lil buds buds normally be in the back room playing with the dog or watching TV but his ass is in the front with me, talking to me, the fuckin mama says, "oh he's never up in front with me, he's all under you, he think he's found him a friend" she talking about me, so I'm with the fake smile, "oh fo real" smh here we go with the bullshit, mama dukes trying to seal the deal and shit.
So my lil chick/friend sees and is hearing all of this shit, and she's eating it all up, I already know what time it is and what she's thinking smh, but anyway, she tells lil bud bud to go in the back room, then she said it in a crazy ass way, Lil buddy, can I have some time with Mr.Knock? and lil bud was like aww mom, I was showing him my toys. smh, so I'm sitting there like, listen at this shit..smh I can't get caught up in this shit...Lol So lil buds leaves and she comes and sits by me and she was like let me see the pictures from when you went to such and such. Now I've been talking to this chick for about 3 or 4 months, and I always look out for the homies, My lil chick and one of her friends went out to a party, and the friend was bad a fuck, I'm talking bad as fuck till the point I asked, would she get mad if I talked to her friend if we didn't make it Lol, she sent me a picture of her and friend together at the party or whatnot the picture she sent me came off from her friend's IG page. Her friend posted my lil chick and her on her IG page or whatever, and you know how chicks do, post their homegurl and be like follow my homegurl such and such. So I'm not on IG or any of that social media shit. I sent the picture of my lil chick's friend to my cuzin and was like Man this thang is bad, man she's badder than my girl and I was like man you need to get at her, there's her IG page on the picture, go to her page, like her shit or whatever they do and hit up her DM and get the ball rolling, so he's like bet..So my ass, was looking at the my lil chick's friend and I was like dayum she bad as hell, let me see if she has anymore pictures of her, let me go see her IG page for myself. So I catch the name from off the picture and go a google search of the chick Lol, pull up her pictures yadda yaddda and I hit up my cuzin like bruh, she nice, she nice go see her...so here we go with the bullshit
Back on the couch with my girl at her mama house, she was like let me see the pictures of you at such and such. So I'm going through my photo gallery on my phone, and I'm scrolling and smh mane I had girls pictures coming up, some girls nudes were coming up and shit, me with chicks at parties in the club and shit hugged up, like all types of bullshit was scrolling up, and the fucking pictures she wanted me pull up, them shits never would fucking come up, now I had sent her some of those pictures to her phone, so I was like go get your phone and pull up the pictures Lol, she sitting there with her arms crossed like "no nigga keep scrolling, and who are these women" i'm like Yikes, "girl they aint nobody" so we scrolling and my arms are getting sweaty again, I'm scrolling fast and shit now trying to get to the fucking pictures she wants to see, so she was like "no nigga slow down, what you scrolling fast for", so I'm wit the fake laugh, "why you playing girl", she, arms crossed, nigga scroll slow, so I'm like fuck, so I"m scrolling, I scroll past a dick pic that I took of Me, Lmaoooooo, she like um nigga go back, (now mind you I never sent her a dick picture...yet), she was like so you send out dick pictures too, how come I never got one, who was that for, I was like "girl nobody, I just took that last night, and I was tempting on sending it too as a morning surprise but thought otherwise, I didn't send it too you becuz I wanted to be a gentlemen and start off fresh, I'm not like that anymore. I'm too old for that, bruh long story short, shit was the pitts for me and that icing on the cake was, She knows I don't have social media, So she has my phone and she's googling shit, so once again, my history isn't all the way cleared. She types in the 1st letter of the shit she was googling, which is the 1st letter of her friends IG page LMAO
it comes up but the shit is in pink/red like the link/page as been looked at. She turns to me and was like "nigga you been looking at my friends IG page" and I know you don't have social media, she decks me in the chest, I'm like Yikes Lol, mane I was so defeated, she hitting me wit the "ole you think she bad huh, yo ass went as far to get her name off the picture I sent you and look her pictures up huh nigga" Lol and threw my phone back at me.
I was so defeated I couldn't even say shit, but laugh.
Man I took so many L's
Part 5, the last part
Knock_Twice
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GetMoneyInDaN.O.;8542231 said:
Man like I said, she was a mad cool chick and all and I guess you can call us fucking around, but as far as the playing daddy stuff, nah, lol, but that's what a nigga did last weekend though smh..
Knock_Twice
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Part 5
So she lokee pissed off and I'm like shid you shoulda never told me to keep scrolling through my gallery, but fuck it.
So the mama was asked what we doing tonight, if we were going out or something, and I was like nah I'm tired and she was tired too, we had been riping and running in the stores all day, Lil buds buds was pressing his mama to leave, he really wanted to play with me smh, the lil chick mama was like dayum buds you never leave my house, you always wanna stay wit your grandmama, you just wanna go play with Mr.Knock I see, smh I'm looking and hearing this shit again wit a fake smile like mama dukes is really pushing this shit I see Lol. So we all leave and head to my lil chick's place, we get in and settle, lil bud had the ps4, dude was like you wanna see my room? and I was like yea, show me his shit or whatnot and he was like let's play 2k, I was like I need to talk to your mama, she was in the her room doing who knows what, so me and lil buds starting playing the game Lol, He's into the shit, I'm sitting indian style kicking his ass, At one point I was beating that nigga like 55-8 or some shit, he was like "you're really good" I shrugged and said, anybody can get it, lil buds buds laughs, and now I see his mama out the corner of my eye leaning against the door with some high boy shorts and a long t-shirt lawd smh but wha I didn't like was she had that "aww look at them smile on her" Lol smh, then she was like Lil bud me and Mr. Knock have some talking too do, he was like "aww mom, we are really having fun" smh I was like lil buds I'ma come back, at this point the score is like 77-12 or some shit. His mama looked at the score and was like "you aint gotta beat him like that, and decks me in the chest" you could let him win. I walked past her and said "he picked up the stick he wanted that ass-whooping and got it"
Long story short, we ended up watching a movie and guess who comes into the room, Lil bud bud and now it's the 3 of us watching a movie, fucking buds buds aint go to sleep until 2:30 that morning Lol...it was me and his ass up watching movies, his mama been went to sleep on us. I ended up telling him I was going to sleep, waking his mama up and knocking her down.
Left her house that morning. Gave her a hug, walked past lil buds buds room, put my hand on his door and shook my head and said good luck lil buds.
I hadn't answered her text nor calls since and all this happened on Sunday.
*sighs*
So she lokee pissed off and I'm like shid you shoulda never told me to keep scrolling through my gallery, but fuck it.
So the mama was asked what we doing tonight, if we were going out or something, and I was like nah I'm tired and she was tired too, we had been riping and running in the stores all day, Lil buds buds was pressing his mama to leave, he really wanted to play with me smh, the lil chick mama was like dayum buds you never leave my house, you always wanna stay wit your grandmama, you just wanna go play with Mr.Knock I see, smh I'm looking and hearing this shit again wit a fake smile like mama dukes is really pushing this shit I see Lol. So we all leave and head to my lil chick's place, we get in and settle, lil bud had the ps4, dude was like you wanna see my room? and I was like yea, show me his shit or whatnot and he was like let's play 2k, I was like I need to talk to your mama, she was in the her room doing who knows what, so me and lil buds starting playing the game Lol, He's into the shit, I'm sitting indian style kicking his ass, At one point I was beating that nigga like 55-8 or some shit, he was like "you're really good" I shrugged and said, anybody can get it, lil buds buds laughs, and now I see his mama out the corner of my eye leaning against the door with some high boy shorts and a long t-shirt lawd smh but wha I didn't like was she had that "aww look at them smile on her" Lol smh, then she was like Lil bud me and Mr. Knock have some talking too do, he was like "aww mom, we are really having fun" smh I was like lil buds I'ma come back, at this point the score is like 77-12 or some shit. His mama looked at the score and was like "you aint gotta beat him like that, and decks me in the chest" you could let him win. I walked past her and said "he picked up the stick he wanted that ass-whooping and got it"
Long story short, we ended up watching a movie and guess who comes into the room, Lil bud bud and now it's the 3 of us watching a movie, fucking buds buds aint go to sleep until 2:30 that morning Lol...it was me and his ass up watching movies, his mama been went to sleep on us. I ended up telling him I was going to sleep, waking his mama up and knocking her down.
Left her house that morning. Gave her a hug, walked past lil buds buds room, put my hand on his door and shook my head and said good luck lil buds.
I hadn't answered her text nor calls since and all this happened on Sunday.
*sighs*
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Soap opera shit
ChillaDaGawd
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this knock's new name is the Dream Merchant...nigga weaving dreams for single mamas and fatherless kids of a stable home life
this happened close to Thanksgiving too??????? Nigga you was one step away from carving the Turkey and that would have sealed the deal
this happened close to Thanksgiving too??????? Nigga you was one step away from carving the Turkey and that would have sealed the deal
Arya Tsaddiq
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This sad AF...
Lurkristocrat
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So what's the reason for the scumbag?
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