LateToDaParty
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My bm ain't shit. I got the @JonnyRoccIT blues right now
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Recaptimus_Prime360
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TheNoHeart90;8529572 said:
Drop that story broham.
JonnyRoccIT
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TheNoHeart90;8529572 said:
Don't lee me alone in this brah . . .
geechee slim
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So lemme update you on my roommate/cousin and his current bish.
Nigga wasn't talking to me until last week Wednesday. One night I hear him say "MOTHER FUCKER!" in the middle of the night. He knocks on my door, asks me to step out and says "my girlfriend just got [*assault from ex boyfriend*] and I'm going to pick her up. She's staying the night here. I say,
".... You got a girlfriend?"
So late late late Wednesday night he brings her through. Hours later and I hear her moaning and shit, and a mattress squeaking. My cousin was putting that bish on punishment. Sound like a drunk asian woman falling off a cliff. I was proud... AT FIRST. But these niggas was fucking ALL night. I lit a blunt, tried to turn my TV up all the way, but this bish was loud. I made like three beats on fruity loops and they still fuckin. His bed is against a wall, and on the other side is my TV in my room. So every time I'd buffer a video, I hear BOTH of them niggas. I even hear him smacking her ass. Shit's uncomfortable as fuck.
The next day, he brings her by the house again late night. Then they'll wake up the next day, and come back again. And they'll be in the house all day. And everytime they fuck now, she sounds less and less believable. Maybe my cousin deserves some concistant poon, but I think he's harboring a fugitive. I found lavender lotion and a new set of towels in my bath rack. ONLY MY TOWELS go on that bath rack. A black loofa is on the Is he trying to get back at me for something? Or is this bish playing him on the low....
So TODAY, I wake up without no glasses and I can't see shit. I go to the bathroom door, and I see who I thought was my cousin but it was her. This bish is in my bathroom doing her hair in the mirror. I can't tell you how she look in the face, but she had a ass like whoa! Light skin, and short n stout. I immediately thought of that players club scene.
I say, "Good morning....?" She awkwardly says, "Good morning.....?" I walk back to my room and get ready to head out. I come into the kitchen with a bowl ready to make oatmeal. This bish is in my kitchen! I say "Good morning again." She says "good morning again" but with a laugh this time. I don't have on my glasses and I still donno how she look. I was still thinkin that playas club scene. I HAVE to fuck my roommate's girlfriend now. Mainly because he's been hiding her, and harboring a fugitive.
Now as I'm about to leave, my cousin steps out. He's dressed and he's about to carry some trash to the dump. I wanted to wait and see if she left with him. I circle the block and come back while he's gone. I come in the house and knock on his door, and I coulda sworn I heard something.
geechee slim
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UPDATE, just met her and she checks out.
geechee slim
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geechee slim;8537998 said:
oh wait, I forgot! This bish got her towels in my bathroom!
To avoid them I be riding around late with nowhere to go, 23 mpg on premium. So giving them thier free time is expensive. I think my cuzo just Anne Frank'd this bish. I'd be cool if she helped with the rent (and not just his half).
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Recaptimus_Prime360
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geechee slim;8538324 said:
She gotta pay the fine and give that pussy then. Its the only way she can hang her towels on your rack.
geechee slim
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Lemme find out they fucked in my livin room while I'm gone
Lurkristocrat
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geechee slim;8538399 said:
So wait, are yall roommates or does he stay with you?
Knock_Twice
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Man bruh smh,
So dating/kicking it wit this chick or whatever, I went out to visit her for the weekend and I meet her son (8 years old) for the 1st time smh, another single mama, daddy aint in the kid life combo (I hate them combos man Lol) I hate them, cuz of who I am, the kid/kids normally get attached to me, cuz I'm a big ass kid in a sense and of course kids like that silly shit Lol, smh,
So it was my 1st time meeting the lil bud, so to play it off (her idea) I met them at a Burger King and she introduces me as her "co-worker" I guess so lil buddy wouldn't feel some type of way, (who cares is what I'm thinking) but I played along with her idea. Lil buddy comes to me like he wanted to give me a hug and shit, so I'm like whoa lil nigga, we just met and I ease back and shook the lil buddy hand and patted him on the shoulder, she's looking at me and I'm trying to maintain the fake smile or whatever smh, again I aint shit, lil bud orders his food and I tells the lil buddy to get some cookies, and ice cream, you gotta have some dessert to wash it down with, and he's like "yea mama , get me some cookies" mama is like no-no, so I take out my wallet and gives him a 10 and was like "lil bud get what you want" and he's like "yippie," I said to myself did he say "yippie" well ok then Lol, mama likes "you trying to score points aint cha" I smile, and says to her "I'm trying to get enough points to have you butt ass naked tonight screaming fuk me" Lol she decks me in my chest Lol
So me and the mom sit at table by ourselves and lil bud is sitting at the booth in front of us smiling and eating. I'm looking at this shit like what the fuck have I've gotten myself into Lol, but I don't stop, I continue selling dreams to his mama though (I've already sold a few while conversing with her) smh..we conversing and I hit her with, You, him and I should go to Disney World next summer and I say, Lil bud" you like roller coasters" and he says "yippie" and I'm like to his mama, where does he get that corny shit "yippie" from, she like shit I don't know she says..smh but the dream has been sold, mama smiling, lil buddy is swinging is legs and is happy and eating his food. I'm like yea I think it's going to be a great night.
Part 2 coming soon
I'm on my silverfoxx Lmao
So dating/kicking it wit this chick or whatever, I went out to visit her for the weekend and I meet her son (8 years old) for the 1st time smh, another single mama, daddy aint in the kid life combo (I hate them combos man Lol) I hate them, cuz of who I am, the kid/kids normally get attached to me, cuz I'm a big ass kid in a sense and of course kids like that silly shit Lol, smh,
So it was my 1st time meeting the lil bud, so to play it off (her idea) I met them at a Burger King and she introduces me as her "co-worker" I guess so lil buddy wouldn't feel some type of way, (who cares is what I'm thinking) but I played along with her idea. Lil buddy comes to me like he wanted to give me a hug and shit, so I'm like whoa lil nigga, we just met and I ease back and shook the lil buddy hand and patted him on the shoulder, she's looking at me and I'm trying to maintain the fake smile or whatever smh, again I aint shit, lil bud orders his food and I tells the lil buddy to get some cookies, and ice cream, you gotta have some dessert to wash it down with, and he's like "yea mama , get me some cookies" mama is like no-no, so I take out my wallet and gives him a 10 and was like "lil bud get what you want" and he's like "yippie," I said to myself did he say "yippie" well ok then Lol, mama likes "you trying to score points aint cha" I smile, and says to her "I'm trying to get enough points to have you butt ass naked tonight screaming fuk me" Lol she decks me in my chest Lol
So me and the mom sit at table by ourselves and lil bud is sitting at the booth in front of us smiling and eating. I'm looking at this shit like what the fuck have I've gotten myself into Lol, but I don't stop, I continue selling dreams to his mama though (I've already sold a few while conversing with her) smh..we conversing and I hit her with, You, him and I should go to Disney World next summer and I say, Lil bud" you like roller coasters" and he says "yippie" and I'm like to his mama, where does he get that corny shit "yippie" from, she like shit I don't know she says..smh but the dream has been sold, mama smiling, lil buddy is swinging is legs and is happy and eating his food. I'm like yea I think it's going to be a great night.
Part 2 coming soon
I'm on my silverfoxx Lmao
Recaptimus_Prime360
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@Knock_Twice you do realize ole girl already went to "Bride's Boutique & Wedding S***" to pick out her dress right?
Congrats on the engagement homie. Lol
Congrats on the engagement homie. Lol
Knock_Twice
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Recaptimus_Prime360;8539616 said:
Bruh it gets worse Lol..
Recaptimus_Prime360
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Knock_Twice;8539622 said:
I'm sure it does Knock. I'm sure it does. Lol
Knock_Twice
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F it
Part 2
So we drop Lil Bud off at the babysitter, I followed them to the baby sitter's house and she drops him off and then we peel off to her daddy house (I initial thought we were going back to her apartment to drop off her car, but she pulled up to this driveway and parked her car and got in my car) I didn't know at the time who drive way she left her car at, but nevertheless, she parks and gets in with me. We had already talked about going shopping or whatnot, now this chick is mad cool..bougie/uppty as hell but ratchet as fuck, the way I was raised and grew up to like. We buying Christmas gifts and stuff, doin the normal shit, so she got her lil son some action figures that he wanted. We finished and ate/talked yadda yadda, fast forward, she was like you want to meet my mom, Nigga I could've pissed on myself, I was like huh, meet your mom? she was like yea, let me call her, and I said "no no don't do that" she of course ignored me and called her, we sitting in the parking lot and she's talking to her mom, now you know shit is bad when you can hear the person on the end talking and shit, loud mouth ass mama on the phone saying "oh let me meet him, bring him on over, You bring his ass to me so I can ask him some questions" and the chick is like "mama you be nice now" , I'm in the driver side trying to play it off and look cool and shit, knowing good and well I'm nervous as fuck, like why you doing this shit to me, I aint ready to meet your mama and shit, we just kickin it, but apparently the dreams I've sold done caught up, I' mean talking on the phone with her, I was selling her dreams like Muslims sale bean pies on the corner Lol smh and I see/saw now that she was eating that shit up Lol, she told me she only lets guys she likes meet her mama, and I remembered that shit was like oh fuck, she really likes me, now I'm in some shit smh. Why she wanna cuff a nigga and shit, now I"m pissed all this shit is running in my head, smh but Now again, the chick is ratchet as fuck but smart and cool as a fan, and she told me that her family is hood too, which don't bother me, but dayum what I was about to walk into was about to be some crazy shit LMAO.
Part 3 coming soon
No Silverfoxx though
Part 2
So we drop Lil Bud off at the babysitter, I followed them to the baby sitter's house and she drops him off and then we peel off to her daddy house (I initial thought we were going back to her apartment to drop off her car, but she pulled up to this driveway and parked her car and got in my car) I didn't know at the time who drive way she left her car at, but nevertheless, she parks and gets in with me. We had already talked about going shopping or whatnot, now this chick is mad cool..bougie/uppty as hell but ratchet as fuck, the way I was raised and grew up to like. We buying Christmas gifts and stuff, doin the normal shit, so she got her lil son some action figures that he wanted. We finished and ate/talked yadda yadda, fast forward, she was like you want to meet my mom, Nigga I could've pissed on myself, I was like huh, meet your mom? she was like yea, let me call her, and I said "no no don't do that" she of course ignored me and called her, we sitting in the parking lot and she's talking to her mom, now you know shit is bad when you can hear the person on the end talking and shit, loud mouth ass mama on the phone saying "oh let me meet him, bring him on over, You bring his ass to me so I can ask him some questions" and the chick is like "mama you be nice now" , I'm in the driver side trying to play it off and look cool and shit, knowing good and well I'm nervous as fuck, like why you doing this shit to me, I aint ready to meet your mama and shit, we just kickin it, but apparently the dreams I've sold done caught up, I' mean talking on the phone with her, I was selling her dreams like Muslims sale bean pies on the corner Lol smh and I see/saw now that she was eating that shit up Lol, she told me she only lets guys she likes meet her mama, and I remembered that shit was like oh fuck, she really likes me, now I'm in some shit smh. Why she wanna cuff a nigga and shit, now I"m pissed all this shit is running in my head, smh but Now again, the chick is ratchet as fuck but smart and cool as a fan, and she told me that her family is hood too, which don't bother me, but dayum what I was about to walk into was about to be some crazy shit LMAO.
Part 3 coming soon
No Silverfoxx though
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Recaptimus_Prime360
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Lol @ "No Silverfoxx though"
ChillaDaGawd
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Congratulations on your new wife and child @Knock_Twice
Recaptimus_Prime360
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I tell y'all this chick already thinkin about who she want as her bridesmaid, maid of honor, ushers, and etc.
Knock better hit up his local tuxedo spot and get that fitting.
Knock better hit up his local tuxedo spot and get that fitting.
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