scumbag!

[JonnyRoccIT]

Ay @illestni99ainne when he left did he say:

"If I get killed...

...it's on you, Momma."

Before he Grabbed his Bike & Left.???

 

[illestni99ainne]

Lmao Naw I wish though. He just did a bunch of crying and apologizing.

 

[Dupac]

Is he the one that look like a nerdy bone thug member??

 

[illestni99ainne]

Yup Lmfao yall niggas killing me haha!

 

[Dupac]

Yea he look like he'd shoot up a school. I was thinking that when I saw his pic, but he was fam then

But since he excommunicated. That nigga look like he gonna be sitting in his friends basement like

Watch yourself yo

 

[LateToDaParty]

I think a nigga I went to school with fucked my moms. And her current dude like a yr and some months older than me. My life b rabbit status but fuck it

 

[gns]

Watch your moms looking like?

 

[AZTG]

I think a nigga I went to school with fucked my moms. And her current dude like a yr and some months older than me. My life b rabbit status but fuck it

Damn yo, as much as I think fuck it ima grown man and my moms is a grown woman what she do dont consern me, the thought of cats I went to school with fucking her fucks me up.

I wanted to say its not a big deal but nah fuck that, hold this L.

 

[Crude_]

Found out through Facebook once upon a time ago that years ago that I smashed two sisters.

I met both at different times and almost a year or so apart.

Stumbled upon Facebook noticed them posting pics together I initially thought they were just friends looked closer and realized they were sisters that literally grew up in the same house together.

They actually looked similar and had similar builds too, the only glaring difference is the younger sister was darker complected.

Both gave me that slut vibe to so the fact that they were indeed family members made sense; they were the type of women that would let you hit if you showed them a little attention and started talking that sweet stuff.

I noticed they had a couple more sisters around the same age hell I probably woulda tried to hit them to if I knew them during that time; I think it was like 4 or 5 of them in all.

 

[geechee slim]

I'm glad I got no kids. No disrespect though

 

[#1hiphopjunki3]

This is the ultimate letter L. And it's a long one. if you have a text-to-speech program, use it now.

Back in 2005, my mother bought a brand new Nissan Altima. it was dark blue, 2.5 with hubcaps. But the selling point was this thing was brand spanking new. My mom went out of town for a weekend and I just coincidentally popped up at moms house with my refund check from college. So here I am with a brand new car, and about $800 cash in my pocket.

I'm riding around in the hood hood hood part of North Charleston. Let me give you a Google Maps screenshot of how trifling this place is.

^^^ notice the unattended child. Anyway

I pull up to the Habibi store and there's two women talking in the only available parking space. I signal my hand and even smile, they smile back and move out the way. remind you, I'm in a brand new car with a nice knot in my pocket so my swag is on a hundred billion fafillion.

I get back from the store and one of the girls, the sexy one, says "hey nice car. where you headed?"

we get to talking and I tell her I'm trying to get some weed. She says she has a venue as long as I can blow one with her. Luckily I already had a blunt in the stash, & I blew one with her on the way to the "venue." we get to her house, listen to some music, I blew her a shotgun, she kisses me and then we fuck.

I put on my belt and say, "but hold on! What about the herb?" She says "how much you trying to get? I can get you an 8th for 60, I can get you an O for a hundred..."

Like an idiot with crispy hundred dollar bills in my pocket, I said let me get the O. She asks me if I like to 'party.' I say no because it probably ment the chokechain.

Suddenly, her friend from the corner store appears out of nowhere. she gives her a look like let's roll, and I somehow ended up back in my car with these two bitches and we go up the street.

The friend returns from some Trap House and she is empty handed. I look towards her in the backseat and I say "you got the herb?" She says "what herb?" Shorty in the front seat is like, "no that's not the mission she on. Don't worry about that. She came here on another mission."

.... I'm thinking, what the fuck did we come here for? shorty says stop at the corner store. They going the store and I'm thinking about dipping on this bitch. But I can't cuz one of them got a hundred dollars of mine in her pocket!

They come out of the store and overlook some old lady in a long red dress. This bitch look like a real life twizzler, or one long string of beef jerky. shorty looks at the old bitch and says, "hey you straight?" I'm looking at them and it looks like they're doing a transaction... A drug transaction! And I don't think it's marijuana!

Now, all THREE of these bitches are in my car. A putrid smell of wet diapers and death filled the new car. I didn't say anything because I swear to God I couldn't breathe. This is the first time I ever roll the windows down and hit the air conditioning at the same time. we get back to the original Trap House and the old hag disappears. I saw shorty come back in the car with some money in her hands.

Later, she's like let's go back to the second trap house that we was that. I get in there and I was honestly scared for my life. I have never been in a trap house before, not like this one. savages. Cutthroat. there was nothing in this house except for a couch.

... and niggas.

Me and Shorty go in the back, back back, back back back room. On the walk there I'm thinking I'm going to get popped buy one of these niggas. we actually end up having sex again, but this time she seemed like a demon possessed her. No lie, I think this bitch snorted a line before she jumped my bones. Plus this ain't the Hilton. we fucked on a mattress, no head board. no sheets. In a room with no posters and the window is covered by towels.

We leave the back back back room and get into the living room. The most menacing nigga in the trap looks at me and says, " Is this yours?" He's got a small bag of a white substance. I look at him and say, "Oh, Hell no!" Shorty grabs it out of his hand and says, "no that's not his mission. That's my mission right there."

Mission?

In my mind I'm thinking, yo I need a ounce of something right fucking now. but logically, I'm in a drug house surrounded by niggas who do not know me. She looks to me and says, "the Weed Man is going to come around in about 2 hours from now. come back around at 8." Fuck dat. I say, "why don't I just chill here till he comes."

$20,000 car

$700 cash

0 grams of marijuana

Finally, somebody lights up a blunt and I am in position for rotation. I reach for the blunt and one of these niggas says, "you know what that is?" I pass that shit to the next man so quick. then I said "is that, boont?" (crack laced weed) these niggas is gone off that white! now I have to balance out if this 100 dollars is worth me risking life and freedom.

Its way past 8 o'clock now, but short says, "you ready to get this weed? I have to drive though, because this area is fucked up in there trust me if I'm driving." any logical nigga would have said no! my dumbass let's this bitch drive my mother's brand new car.

All of a sudden, she's less and less sexy and more and more thug-like. Damn near Dyke status. If I'm lying I'm flying, this bitch did two more drug "missions" between North Charleston and downtown.

It's raining and she is driving erratically. she almost vears off in the left lane so I grab the steering wheel and jerk her back to the right. Don't you know this bitch pulled over, parked, and punched me in my arm twice.

"you know who you fuckin wit, nigga? Don't do that shit to me! I can drive!"

I'm praying to the Lord please let this night be over. I don't even want the hundred dollars anymore. I just want to go home, to my family.

She pulls over to a gas station because I'm finally on E. "Hey, can you put some gas in this tank?" I say, where's that hundred dollars? "oh, that's gone. Lol."

Now my plan is to get her to go in the store and pay for the gas. I'll just smash out and leave this dyke here. Wrong! She instructs me to pay while she pumps. Now I've had women run scams on me, and even robbed me. I've never been kidnapped by a bitch.

I sit in the passenger seat and she sits down awkward as fuck. She pulls out a brandished pistol covered in a white bath cloth. "What you know about dis life, nigga?"

Oh shit, this bitch got a gun...

... and I donno NOTHING about this life.

Now we're in downtown headed to get the "weed" so to speak. It's fucking 11:45 at night. she's driving down this street that she thought was a two-lane, but it was actually a one lane. A white truck in front of us was making a right turn, but this knucklehead gets to the right of that white truck trying to pass it. all I remember hearing is,

"Oh shit!"

SKERRR--BAM!!!!

We hit a new Chevy Tahoe FULL of white people. I swear to god this bitch took off like Gabby Douglas... from MY side!

I called for a tow truck and then later discovered every single dollar that was in my wallet magically disappeared.

Hol'up Geechee. What part of NaughtyBy were you at? Lol

On Rivers Ave by the police station, behind the Carta bus stop.

I know where that's at! LMAO. Fuck Charleston

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

South Carolina got Buses.?!?

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

South Carolina got Buses.?!?

Yeah I know right. WE MADE IT YALL!! Carta ftw!

 

[caddo man]

@illestni99ainne I swear my pops hit me with a saying that has is tried and true to this day.

Two bulls cant stay in the same ring.

the day I truly thought I could beat my dad. That was the same day he pulled that Taurus out on me with the hammer cocked and gave me that Cosby "I brought you in this world, I can take you out." speech. I was shook but 17 year old me was ready to die.

 

[[Trillmatic]]

damn now that I think of it..I been a scumbag since I was 14...idk where to start but I will explain how I got a blowjob by a random on my honey moon..

my wifes parents booked a cruise for us as a wedding gift. every night on the cruise my wife would go to sleep and i would grab my ipod, headphones, make a strong ass drink then head out to wander around the ship. sometimes i wonder around the outside of the ship staring at the water drunk as fuck but most of the time i was either in the casino or the bars. one night im walking around at around 2am just exploring different areas of the ship when i came across an older couple, probably early 40's. I figured they were together so i said hi and we started chatting up. I quickly realized that they weren't together cuz the dude was drunk and acting overly thirsty. we all started talking blah blah blah..then we walk the chick to her room that she was sharing with her sister to get more liquor she snuck on the ship.we go back outside and start sipping, about 30 mins go by and we are all fucked up. im slapping her ass, hes grabbing her tits, and we make our way into this enclosed area that they covered up for the night. we go inside and the dude is extra thirsty kissing on her, meanwhile shes jerking me off but he couldnt see cuz it was dark. I was really about to bang a stranger with another stranger lol but we had no protection. night ends. i see her the next night talking to some young boy that she told me she fucked the first night of the cruise and we laughed about it and went to the bar. we had shots and other drinks and by the time 3am rolls around we are smashed making out in the hallways like we didnt give a fuck. we slipped into one of the bathrooms and she hooked me up with the toppy. funniest part tho is i seen her again the next night hanging with that same thirsty ass dude. said whats up then went out on the deck for a smoke. 5 minutes later shes outside with me and i saw the guy come out the door and look to see where she was. when he saw she was with me he looked mad lost. lmao. the end.

 

[Lurkristocrat]

damn now that I think of it..I been a scumbag since I was 14...idk where to start but I will explain how I got a blowjob by a random on my honey moon..

my wifes parents booked a cruise for us as a wedding gift. every night on the cruise my wife would go to sleep and i would grab my ipod, headphones, make a strong ass drink then head out to wander around the ship. sometimes i wonder around the outside of the ship staring at the water drunk as fuck but most of the time i was either in the casino or the bars. one night im walking around at around 2am just exploring different areas of the ship when i came across an older couple, probably early 40's. I figured they were together so i said hi and we started chatting up. I quickly realized that they weren't together cuz the dude was drunk and acting overly thirsty. we all started talking blah blah blah..then we walk the chick to her room that she was sharing with her sister to get more liquor she snuck on the ship.we go back outside and start sipping, about 30 mins go by and we are all fucked up. im slapping her ass, hes grabbing her tits, and we make our way into this enclosed area that they covered up for the night. we go inside and the dude is extra thirsty kissing on her, meanwhile shes jerking me off but he couldnt see cuz it was dark. I was really about to bang a stranger with another stranger lol but we had no protection. night ends. i see her the next night talking to some young boy that she told me she fucked the first night of the cruise and we laughed about it and went to the bar. we had shots and other drinks and by the time 3am rolls around we are smashed making out in the hallways like we didnt give a fuck. we slipped into one of the bathrooms and she hooked me up with the toppy. funniest part tho is i seen her again the next night hanging with that same thirsty ass dude. said whats up then went out on the deck for a smoke. 5 minutes later shes outside with me and i saw the guy come out the door and look to see where she was. when he saw she was with me he looked mad lost. lmao. the end.

So...u tongue down a chick who u previously see kissing 2 other niggas and letting one of them smash and u had wifey on the boat sleeping? Haha man niggas be wild.

Semi -goat for the top tho I guess lol

 

[[Trillmatic]]

damn now that I think of it..I been a scumbag since I was 14...idk where to start but I will explain how I got a blowjob by a random on my honey moon..

my wifes parents booked a cruise for us as a wedding gift. every night on the cruise my wife would go to sleep and i would grab my ipod, headphones, make a strong ass drink then head out to wander around the ship. sometimes i wonder around the outside of the ship staring at the water drunk as fuck but most of the time i was either in the casino or the bars. one night im walking around at around 2am just exploring different areas of the ship when i came across an older couple, probably early 40's. I figured they were together so i said hi and we started chatting up. I quickly realized that they weren't together cuz the dude was drunk and acting overly thirsty. we all started talking blah blah blah..then we walk the chick to her room that she was sharing with her sister to get more liquor she snuck on the ship.we go back outside and start sipping, about 30 mins go by and we are all fucked up. im slapping her ass, hes grabbing her tits, and we make our way into this enclosed area that they covered up for the night. we go inside and the dude is extra thirsty kissing on her, meanwhile shes jerking me off but he couldnt see cuz it was dark. I was really about to bang a stranger with another stranger lol but we had no protection. night ends. i see her the next night talking to some young boy that she told me she fucked the first night of the cruise and we laughed about it and went to the bar. we had shots and other drinks and by the time 3am rolls around we are smashed making out in the hallways like we didnt give a fuck. we slipped into one of the bathrooms and she hooked me up with the toppy. funniest part tho is i seen her again the next night hanging with that same thirsty ass dude. said whats up then went out on the deck for a smoke. 5 minutes later shes outside with me and i saw the guy come out the door and look to see where she was. when he saw she was with me he looked mad lost. lmao. the end.

So...u tongue down a chick who u previously see kissing 2 other niggas and letting one of them smash and u had wifey on the boat sleeping? Haha man niggas be wild.

Semi -goat for the top tho I guess lol

Nah I didn't see her making out with anyone. The old dude was mad thirsty and she was telling me how she fucked the youn boy but his shit was wack. Idk I like kissing plus I was drunk AF

 

[gns]

GotDayum yo honeymoon though my g?

I'm a wild dude but i would hope i could at least keep it in my pants for a couple days after the wedding.

No judging though, after the honeymoon back to the regular scheduled program.

Yea thats right u ic bitches lurking. Im not a nice guy.

 

[[Trillmatic]]

GotDayum yo honeymoon though my g?

I'm a wild dude but i would hope i could at least keep it in my pants for a couple days after the wedding.

No judging though, after the honeymoon back to the regular scheduled program.

Yea thats right u ic bitches lurking. Im not a nice guy.

I know man. I ain't shit lol. I was dissapointed in myself for real.

 

[Lurkristocrat]

GotDayum yo honeymoon though my g?

I'm a wild dude but i would hope i could at least keep it in my pants for a couple days after the wedding.

No judging though, after the honeymoon back to the regular scheduled program.

Yea thats right u ic bitches lurking. Im not a nice guy.

I know man. I ain't shit lol. I was dissapointed in myself for real.

Thats the type of story you just take to ya grave lol. Wife finds out bout this and it's a wrap haha.