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Mastery;8232988 said:
Ok. I had just got back to the states after spending 2.4 years in Okinawa. I'm on a 30 day leave. I'm out one night chillin' and decided to stop by one of my friends' from high school house. He wasn't there at the time, his moms said he was out. So it's only her and her younger son there.

She told me to stay and chill until my boy got home. So we up late as fuck just choppin' it up, catching up, etc... Keep in mind, I been wanting to fuck this bitch since I was 14 bruh haha

So it's about 1 something in the morning and I'm like imma bounce. Tell my boy I came by. She like, it's late, why don't you just sleep here. My dick immediately jump lol Word? She like just sleep in her sons room because he probably not coming home tonight.

I'm like cool. Bruh, not even 30 minutes after I lay down this bitch come to his room and say "I can't sleep, can you come keep me company?" I'm like, sure. We go to her room, this bitch wearing a tshirt and panties like it ain't shit haha

I'm tired as fuck but we continue to talk, at this point I'm laying in her bed on my back. Idk what happened next but I must have fell asleep because I woke up to my dick in her mouth yo. The nigga in me took over. I hopped up, stripped this bitch, bent her big booty ass over and commenced to raw dogging this nigga mom.

Had her hemmed up in every position you could think of bruh. She swallowed a nigga seed too.

Fast forward to the morning. It's like 7am. I hop up and go back to her son's room to grab my phone and my wallet. This nigga in his room sleep yo! I'm like wtf. Lol.

He sleeping hard too. I creep in there, grab my shit and walk out. I don't think he seen my shit when he came in last night because I had it inder his couch (when I initially went in his room, i layed down on his couch, not his bed).

So moms is up to and in the kitchen making breakfast. I tell her that her son is home and she look worried as fuck haha. She like what if he heard us last night? Lol.

This nigga come out his room a short while later (he said the smell of breakfast woke him up). He seen me and was like "oh shit, when you get back from Japan nigga?" I'm like "about a week ago. I was in the area and decided to drop by this morning to see if you was up, moms said you was sleep but i told her I'd wait until you woke up."

He look at his moms and said "i heard you last night when I came home. You still fuckin with dad?" Lol yooooooo nigga I lost it, laughing my ass off. Nigga looking at me like it wasn't that funny nigga. Haha. I ate, dapped the nigga up, hugged and kissed his mom and bounced lol

Ahhhhhhh memories lol

Fair.

 
Cain;8233050 said:
Mastery;8233026 said:
Bruh... all in all, I probably fucked at least 6 of my friends' moms yo, with no fucks given.

Bruh I feel you but I'm not about to fuxk one of my day one niggas mom. Their sister,cousin, or maybe their aunt but their mom nah b lol

Nah, he wasn't no day one nigga though. Just some nigga I went to high school with, with a fine ass mom. I wouldn't touch my real niggas moms yo, they like a mom to me so that would just be weird as fuck haha

 
i never fucked my friends mom, but i used to always joke about it.......

one time we met her and her girls at a party and she threw that big ass on me and i couldn't help my self.....she felt it.....she knew......
 
I fucked both of my older cousins baby moms like 11 years after them nigga got locked up. Lol. They went to prison when I was 8. About 19, I went to visit my 2nd cousins (their sons and daughters). It was my first time meeting them. They baby moms ain't seen me since I was like 7. I'm all grown up now. Haha

I went to see the older of my cousins kids first. Ended up smashing his baby moms that same night and left about 3 in the morning. One time thing.

The very next day I went to visit the younger of my cousins kid. Smashed his baby mom that night as well.

My cousins got locked up when I was 8 for murder... 25 to life. They baby mommas NEEDED that dick lol and it had to be someone close to they baby daddies. I was happy to supply the penis. Lol
 
DWO;8233094 said:
i never fucked my friends mom, but i used to always joke about it.......

one time we met her and her girls at a party and she threw that big ass on me and i couldn't help my self.....she felt it.....she knew......

You better than me... that big ass would have gotten slayed bruh. Lol
 
Recaptimus_Prime360;8233211 said:
Brothas, never bring Mastery w/n 300ft of your mamas. Word to the wise. Lol

Man that shit was so long ago haha. I look back and laugh at all the shit I did bruh.

 
My highschool had people from 3 towns going there. One was a poor town, one was middle class, and one was a rich ass town. The rich town had mostly white people. My ass was unfortunately from the poor town.

Sophmore year i begin dating this white girl. Very cute face. Body was aight. Skinny chick.

She wanna introduce me to her parents. Haha. Guess she aint know it wasnt gonna be a regular introduction.

At the time i was rocking a beard, nicely trimmed but still a full beard, and i already looked old as hell for my age.

So imagine the shock on this bitch father face when she said daddy here is my bf and she said this muslim name and he saw a muslim dude looking like he atleast 25 dressed in baggy clothes.

Looking back at it i shoulda told him "aselam aleykum" to make it worse.

Anyway it took him like 3 tries to pronounce my name. He was grilling the fuck outa me. Eventually he was like lets go to my study and talk (yea they was rich as fuck), soon as im there he took his gun out his drawer. I was like oh shit he gonna kill me. But all he did is clean his gun while asking me generic ass questions.

When i left an hour later i texted her like yo fuck your racist parents. She was like my parents aint racist. That was until they told her ass to break up with me. Now she was like yea fuck my racist ass parents.

When all that happened i was like bet, ima make these motherfuckers hate their life. I began going over her house all the time, eating dinner there, i would kiss the girl loud as hell in the hallway.

I made it a point to fuck her and make sure they knew. Took me like 2 weeks to take her virginity, now im smashing in their house, but she had this thing like my parents will never bust into my room they have to respect my privacy. I was like whatever, long as im fucking.

Worst part is she used to get this huge allowance and hold on to one of her dads credit cards. We would be at the mall and she would buy me expensive ass clothes. Id be walking in her house with some new $120 diesel shoes and give him the nod like you know i cant afford this on my own mafucka!

We broke up like 2 months into it cause she had a older sister that i tried to smash too. She was a senior when we were sophmores. She kept declining my advances but she was flirtatious ass fuck and we would chill and my girl would get jealous, especially cause her sister looked better and they both knew it. Eventually they had a huge fight at home and her sister told her how i been texting her trying to get her to come out with me. So she broke up with me.

I know her dad heard the fight they had too. All i wanted to do was have this mafucka know i fucked both his daughters. Woulda been the illest ether to his racist ass.
 
Posting all these stories it seems all my stories end with me being with a chick and caught trying to fuck someone close to her. I think i got issues man.
 
AZTG;8233251 said:
Posting all these stories it seems all my stories end with me being with a chick and caught trying to fuck someone close to her. I think i got issues man.

It's always like that. Smashing a broad, then you meet her finer friend and the process repeats itself. Lol

 
And white people crazy for that i cant bust into my kids room cause i gotta respect their privacy shit. If my 15 year old daughter brings a bearded ass 25 year old looking mafucka and takes him to be alone in her room im kicking the door down waving the burner. Fuck all that privacy shit.

I remember being scared that shit was gonna happen everytime. I was fucking her paranoid as hell like her dad gonna kick the door down with a gun in his hand any second now but she kept saying no her parents would never enter without knocking and her telling them its ok to enter.
 
My homeboy married his best friend's mama after graduating high school and joining the military. Is that considered scumbag?

Funny thing is, they're still together after all these years.
 
Recaptimus_Prime360;8233369 said:
My homeboy married his best friend's mama after graduating high school and joining the military. Is that considered scumbag?

Funny thing is, they're still together after all these years.

You can't stand in the way of love. I don't consider this scumbag at all.

 
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Recaptimus_Prime360;8233369 said:
My homeboy married his best friend's mama after graduating high school and joining the military. Is that considered scumbag?

Funny thing is, they're still together after all these years.

That shit is just weird man
 
AZTG;8233404 said:
Recaptimus_Prime360;8233369 said:
My homeboy married his best friend's mama after graduating high school and joining the military. Is that considered scumbag?

Funny thing is, they're still together after all these years.

That shit is just weird man

Lol Weird for the son, not so much for the couple haha

Think 8 Mile, in which Eminem's mom was dating ol boy he went to high school with lol
 
Mastery;8233433 said:
AZTG;8233404 said:
Recaptimus_Prime360;8233369 said:
My homeboy married his best friend's mama after graduating high school and joining the military. Is that considered scumbag?

Funny thing is, they're still together after all these years.

That shit is just weird man

Lol Weird for the son, not so much for the couple haha

Think 8 Mile, in which Eminem's mom was dating ol boy he went to high school with lol

Yeah but they weren't best friends tho. This was his homeboy.
 


Recaptimus_Prime360;8233369 said:
My homeboy married his best friend's mama after graduating high school and joining the military. Is that considered scumbag?

Funny thing is, they're still together after all these years.

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