scumbag!

[Trollio]

This nigga pissed in the oj

 

[Negro_Caesar]

but like I said she ended up moving to Cali.

What part of Cali was that again?

San Diego

Hmmmmmm reallllyyyyyy now?

 

[Dupac]

It's more to come @killap these niggaz aren't shit.

Wait till u hear bout niggaz fucking bitches and rocking babies to sleep etc....

Scum of the fucking earth in this thread yo.

I'm not judging though..

not quite that, but...

I had this broad I used to fuck on a regular basis. no relationship or anything, just a fuck buddy. We had to lay off for a while 'cause her man knocked her up, but we were fuckin up until about the 7th month or so and that's only 'cause she couldn't find a position she was comfortable in during sex. Anyways, they broke up about six months after the baby was born and she hits me up again. Normally she has me over when the baby's with his father so we can fuck uninterrupted, but one weekend he had to go out of town and couldn't take the baby with him. I hit her like "yo, is it on for tonight?", she tells me to fall through but we gotta wait for the baby to go to sleep to fuck. Hour goes by, two hours go by, baby's still up like the lil nigga holdin down the fort till his daddy get back. I'm fed up at this point but ole girl insisting I dick her down before I leave. I'm like I ain't fuckin with Bam Bam in the room and she ain't tryin to leave his ass in the bedroom so we can fuck in her livingroom.

I got an idea...

Her bedroom had a big ass walk-in closet. I put the baby in his basonet, rolled that lil fucker into the closet and cut the light off. Turned to her like "There it is... problem solved" and proceeded to fuck the dog shit outta her with the lil nigga in the closet.

Baby slept like a champ

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Can we get a picture of San Diego Tina posted?

@illestni99ainne

 

[illestni99ainne]

Haha bruh this was 11 years ago.

 

[Dupac]

Haha bruh this was 11 years ago.

She might be on Facebook

 

[illestni99ainne]

I don't remember her last name fam best believe I've tried finding her

 

[Mastery]

I don't remember her last name fam best believe I've tried finding her

That means there is only one thing left to do... you gotta man up, contact your ex, and ask her what the bitch's last name is. It's your only option bruh. Lol

@illestni99ainne

 

[Knock_Twice]

Never laughed so hard in my fucking life..

My gawd lmao..

You niggas man..nigga said problem solved

*I'm crying literally *

 

[konceptjones]

It's more to come @killap these niggaz aren't shit.

Wait till u hear bout niggaz fucking bitches and rocking babies to sleep etc....

Scum of the fucking earth in this thread yo.

I'm not judging though..

not quite that, but...

I had this broad I used to fuck on a regular basis. no relationship or anything, just a fuck buddy. We had to lay off for a while 'cause her man knocked her up, but we were fuckin up until about the 7th month or so and that's only 'cause she couldn't find a position she was comfortable in during sex. Anyways, they broke up about six months after the baby was born and she hits me up again. Normally she has me over when the baby's with his father so we can fuck uninterrupted, but one weekend he had to go out of town and couldn't take the baby with him. I hit her like "yo, is it on for tonight?", she tells me to fall through but we gotta wait for the baby to go to sleep to fuck. Hour goes by, two hours go by, baby's still up like the lil nigga holdin down the fort till his daddy get back. I'm fed up at this point but ole girl insisting I dick her down before I leave. I'm like I ain't fuckin with Bam Bam in the room and she ain't tryin to leave his ass in the bedroom so we can fuck in her livingroom.

I got an idea...

Her bedroom had a big ass walk-in closet. I put the baby in his basonet, rolled that lil fucker into the closet and cut the light off. Turned to her like "There it is... problem solved" and proceeded to fuck the dog shit outta her with the lil nigga in the closet.

Baby slept like a champ

actually he started crying during the last half of the fuck session.

No fucks given, he ain't mine and if she wasn't trying to stop to chek on him I wasn't finna worry about it.

... fucked up thing is that it just hit me that lil dude should be 23 or 24 by now... he could be an IC poster for all I fuckin know!

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Essence Fest scumbag

Went to Essence Fest years back and was having a ball. Friday Me and my niggas went to a spot called Razoo's and posted up in that spot all night. Razoo's is/was like a black hole of fuckery once you go in you don't leave. They buy one get two free on all beers and $1 shots of tequila, needless to say I was retarded drunk. I saw some broad dancing with her girls and I just walked up on her and started dancing. She was down with it so we in the spot dancing I'm drunk as fuck shorty drunk and we steady buying shots.

Shes feeling me I'm feeling her we was basically feeling each other up on the dance floor. Eventually I ask her about leaving Razoo's and going back to her hotel to chill (aka fuck). She was down I tell my niggas aight I'm out. We walk to her room which was a block away. We get to her hotel and while on the elevator I pull her titty out of shirt and start sucking it. She's drunk I'm drunk elevator stop and a even drunker couple get on and see her with her titty out and me with my pants unzipped. We all start laughing and we finally get to her floor.

Get in her room and one of her friends are in the suite too with her husband. I walk in give the what up nod to the nigga he act like there's a beef (get back to that). Shorty grabs my hand and we go in her room. I ask her dafuck wrong with ol boy? She said he's protective of them and i used to be married to his brother. I'm like word, so everything good cause I'm drunk not fighting over fuck shit. She was like its all good.......all I needed to hear.

I tell her yo I don't have a condom and I'm not about to try to look for one. She said we good she had a bag of them she got from the convention center. Shorty gave me the best dome I've ever had we doing all types of nasty shit and I'm hitting from the back trying not to bust and throw up all that tequila I had. We loud as fuck and her friend say Crystal quiet down. I finally get mine and party is over lol.

We're cleaning up and out of the blue she say you know I don't even know your name. She asked what is your name I straight up said my name is "Cain Marko" she was like that's a cool name. I'm starting to sober up and I check my phone and got about 12 missed text from my niggas saying they got hoes at the suite. Shorty say some shit about being hungry but I'm like nah I got to go my niggas locked out of our room.

She get mad and yell some shit about you're going to get your nut and just leave! Lol I'm like yo my people locked out of our room I'll be back. Her friend husband knock on the door saying "is everything ok?" Shorty was like this nigga ain't shit the husband open the door on some aight fam you need to go. I'm like word that's what I'm trying to do lol shorty mad and drunk as fuck still. The nigga see me laughing and act like he gonna do something. Now he mad shorty mad and the wife say "y'all are tripping let that nigga leave. Crystal grown she knew what the deal was fucking a nigga she don't know his name." My dumbass adds insult to injury and say who dafuck is Crystal as I'm walking to the door? Shorty say yo fuck you nigga and the husband say yo just leave my dude and the wife say this nigga ain't shit.

I walk back to the Hilton Riverside to meet my niggas and drink with the broads they had at the suite. I saw shorty and her friends the next day in the convention center and if that bitch had a gun she woulda shit me in front a thousand people lol.

Lol @ ole girl tryin to get a free meal.

 

[MallyG]

Essence Fest scumbag

Went to Essence Fest years back and was having a ball. Friday Me and my niggas went to a spot called Razoo's and posted up in that spot all night. Razoo's is/was like a black hole of fuckery once you go in you don't leave. They buy one get two free on all beers and $1 shots of tequila, needless to say I was retarded drunk. I saw some broad dancing with her girls and I just walked up on her and started dancing. She was down with it so we in the spot dancing I'm drunk as fuck shorty drunk and we steady buying shots.

Shes feeling me I'm feeling her we was basically feeling each other up on the dance floor. Eventually I ask her about leaving Razoo's and going back to her hotel to chill (aka fuck). She was down I tell my niggas aight I'm out. We walk to her room which was a block away. We get to her hotel and while on the elevator I pull her titty out of shirt and start sucking it. She's drunk I'm drunk elevator stop and a even drunker couple get on and see her with her titty out and me with my pants unzipped. We all start laughing and we finally get to her floor.

Get in her room and one of her friends are in the suite too with her husband. I walk in give the what up nod to the nigga he act like there's a beef (get back to that). Shorty grabs my hand and we go in her room. I ask her dafuck wrong with ol boy? She said he's protective of them and i used to be married to his brother. I'm like word, so everything good cause I'm drunk not fighting over fuck shit. She was like its all good.......all I needed to hear.

I tell her yo I don't have a condom and I'm not about to try to look for one. She said we good she had a bag of them she got from the convention center. Shorty gave me the best dome I've ever had we doing all types of nasty shit and I'm hitting from the back trying not to bust and throw up all that tequila I had. We loud as fuck and her friend say Crystal quiet down. I finally get mine and party is over lol.

We're cleaning up and out of the blue she say you know I don't even know your name. She asked what is your name I straight up said my name is "Cain Marko" she was like that's a cool name. I'm starting to sober up and I check my phone and got about 12 missed text from my niggas saying they got hoes at the suite. Shorty say some shit about being hungry but I'm like nah I got to go my niggas locked out of our room.

She get mad and yell some shit about you're going to get your nut and just leave! Lol I'm like yo my people locked out of our room I'll be back. Her friend husband knock on the door saying "is everything ok?" Shorty was like this nigga ain't shit the husband open the door on some aight fam you need to go. I'm like word that's what I'm trying to do lol shorty mad and drunk as fuck still. The nigga see me laughing and act like he gonna do something. Now he mad shorty mad and the wife say "y'all are tripping let that nigga leave. Crystal grown she knew what the deal was fucking a nigga she don't know his name."My dumbass adds insult to injury and say who dafuck is Crystal as I'm walking to the door? Shorty say yo fuck you nigga and the husband say yo just leave my dude and the wife say this nigga ain't shit.

I walk back to the Hilton Riverside to meet my niggas and drink with the broads they had at the suite. I saw shorty and her friends the next day in the convention center and if that bitch had a gun she woulda shit me in front a thousand people lol.

Gaaawwwwwttt Daammmmnnnn @ the bolded! "Say bruh, U need to GO"..... Knowin' me I would have added a "Phuck it look like I'm doin? If ya Papa Bear ass wouldn't be standing here talkin' I woulda been in the wind." Lmao!

This nikka turned into Iceberg Slim right after he blasted the bish. lol

 

[geechee slim]

Have you ever been cock blocked by your own father? I have.

I used to work summers for a school as a bus driver's assistant. In 2004, I linked up with Carol who I use to go to school with. In 2005, I met Dani and smashed on site. Finally in 2006 there was Britney, a sweet and gentle flower and clearly the most delicate rose in the garden. All three of these girls look kinda alike; 5 feet 3 inches, dark skinny and pretty in the face.

As a bus sdrivers assistant, you get a 5-hour break. I lived like 5 minutes from the school and drove. So In '04 Carol came through. And out of the few times she's been to my house, my dad was outside once.



Me: "Daddy, this is Carol *last name"

Pops: "I think I know your daddy, Carol. Is his name *such and such first name.

Her: "Yes Mr. Geechee. You did that *such and such odd job for us.



My dad is great at remembering names. It's the faces that he ain't so good at...

In 2005, I met Dani and trained her on what it takes to be a prestigious bus drivers assistant. After a debate about Ghostface Killah vs Jadakiss, I was convinced I had to have her. Yeah, we had sex during that 5-hour break. But she was actually cool as shit and a real hip hop head. So one day we're leaving my house and we hear my dad laying down in the living room.

[I ]

Me: Daddy, this is--

Pops: I already know Ca--

Me: (cutting him off) DANIELLE from Wadmalaw island.

Pops: (looking at Dani) ... From Wadmalaw huh?... You named after your momma?

Dani: Yes Mr. Geechee. I think you fixed our Pontiac.

Pops: Alright Danielle. I knew I knew you but I almost called you the wrong name...

[/I]

Horrible fumble, but good save Pops.

So 06 comes and I became a total mangina for fell in love with Britney from the moment I saw her. This was some a long walk to remember type shit. She a virgin too. and although I became her boyfriend, she still didn't like Dani or Carol who I'd still been sleeping with prior.

We had a dinner date including a boat ride. She drove me back to my house and met my father.



Me: Daddy this is--

Pops: Danni, right?

Her: *blank face

Pops: -- Err, I MEAN CAROL!

Her: *Mad face



The term double-whammy never entered my vocab until then. She turned to me and I could feel her eyes giving off heat like cyclops.

The moral of the story is, you bring them home to meet your mama. Not your papa.

 

[Dupac]

i think i told this story before.....but whatever....

well one day my sister decides to hook me up with one of her homegirls...

this was in my trifling days where i had no interest in church, god, or anything positive in general....i wasn't even working real jobs n shit... niggaz was doing warehouse work during the day, and and either bouncing at a club or driving around taking car stereos at night....(yes nigga was still stealing car stereos in the mid 2000's.....remember that trend where everyone wanted to rock old school cars and trick them out? problem is, old school cars are easy as shit to break into and take all that expensive shit off of...and niggaz was always trying to buy shit like that for the low......it was an irresistible win-win)

so yea..she put me on with her girl on some phone shit......shorty was instantly on her "imma save this nigga mission"

now while i gave no fucks, i was still the intelligent individual you see before you today..so while i may not have been as positive minded as her with my outlook on life, i was much smarter than her, and could debate her into circles.....which made her like me more...cuz she was one of those chicks who thought they were a lot smarter than they really were...

so one night me and my cuz bout to leave the club and this chick tryna roll with us...i had a measly 1 room apartment.....not one bed room...this shit was literal 1 room..a studio if you will... and unless a chick was down for the double team it got real awkward if one dude was smashing and the other wasn't.....so i was like just take me to my sisters....

i call shorty at like 230am like "what you doing"...her reply is "ummm trying to get some sleep for church tomorrow"

i'm like "look, i ain't go no where to go tonight, can i stay on your couch?" she takes a minute...then goes "okay..but you gotta be gone before the babies get up"

chick got hella kids......

so i get to my sister house to get the keys to her van...and her man open the door, so i ask him...nigga to nigga.....how the fuck this broad look....cuz i can go to my momma house for the night if it ain't worth the effort....

he just shrug and say...

"it's pussy.....better than jerking off forreal...."

i'm like here we go again......for yall who do't know i am the self anointed king of fucking 5's and under.....especially if drinking.....

thank God for wifey.....

so any way..i gets to this broads house, and i can see the silhouette of her big ass glasses through the damn door, chick looked like a goofy ass...well fuck it...she looked like goofy....she did have some big ass titties...., but shorty was not going to attract anything special.....i didn't even know why i was there...i assumed al her kids were from fresh outta jail niggaz...

so i'm sitting on her couch, watching bad boys.. and she's sitting on the other chair...and it's like 3am....

so i was like...uhhh...she sitting there cuz she wants me to make a move.....and she's too insecure to make one herself...but this whole thing would be much easier if she just came over here and threw her self on me.....

so i was like....either i shit or get off the toilet....

i just took my pants off, walked over to her and threw my dick in her face.....and i guess that was that....

i left shortly after..she was like you not staying?

you said to leave before the kids wake up..

it's only 430

but they still sleep though......

man the next day my sister call me all pissy like....umm you really gonna do my friend like that, she's a church girl and you treat her like some slut...she not looking for one night stands D, she's looking for a husband...

and i was like

well it seemed last night like she was looking for some dick....and found it....and now it's gone again.....tell her to keep looking though...

the nerve of these chicks.....how you gonna tell a nigga after you let him fuck on the first night you looking for a husband....and not even him directly...but his sister....i bet she still single

 

[geechee slim]

iman the next day my sister call me all pissy like....umm you really gonna do my friend like that, she's a church girl and you treat her like some slut...she not looking for one night stands D, she's looking for a husband...

How you got all them outta-wedlock kids but you a "church girl?" Biblical bitches be trippin.'

 

[Dupac]

the funniest part was they called from golden corral after Sunday service like

are you coming...??

nigga i just ate

 

[Mastery]

Ok. I had just got back to the states after spending 2.4 years in Okinawa. I'm on a 30 day leave. I'm out one night chillin' and decided to stop by one of my friends' from high school house. He wasn't there at the time, his moms said he was out. So it's only her and her younger son there.

She told me to stay and chill until my boy got home. So we up late as fuck just choppin' it up, catching up, etc... Keep in mind, I been wanting to fuck this bitch since I was 14 bruh haha

So it's about 1 something in the morning and I'm like imma bounce. Tell my boy I came by. She like, it's late, why don't you just sleep here. My dick immediately jump lol Word? She like just sleep in her sons room because he probably not coming home tonight.

I'm like cool. Bruh, not even 30 minutes after I lay down this bitch come to his room and say "I can't sleep, can you come keep me company?" I'm like, sure. We go to her room, this bitch wearing a tshirt and panties like it ain't shit haha

I'm tired as fuck but we continue to talk, at this point I'm laying in her bed on my back. Idk what happened next but I must have fell asleep because I woke up to my dick in her mouth yo. The nigga in me took over. I hopped up, stripped this bitch, bent her big booty ass over and commenced to raw dogging this nigga mom.

Had her hemmed up in every position you could think of bruh. She swallowed a nigga seed too.

Fast forward to the morning. It's like 7am. I hop up and go back to her son's room to grab my phone and my wallet. This nigga in his room sleep yo! I'm like wtf. Lol.

He sleeping hard too. I creep in there, grab my shit and walk out. I don't think he seen my shit when he came in last night because I had it inder his couch (when I initially went in his room, i layed down on his couch, not his bed).

So moms is up to and in the kitchen making breakfast. I tell her that her son is home and she look worried as fuck haha. She like what if he heard us last night? Lol.

This nigga come out his room a short while later (he said the smell of breakfast woke him up). He seen me and was like "oh shit, when you get back from Japan nigga?" I'm like "about a week ago. I was in the area and decided to drop by this morning to see if you was up, moms said you was sleep but i told her I'd wait until you woke up."

He look at his moms and said "i heard you last night when I came home. You still fuckin with dad?" Lol yooooooo nigga I lost it, laughing my ass off. Nigga looking at me like it wasn't that funny nigga. Haha. I ate, dapped the nigga up, hugged and kissed his mom and bounced lol

Ahhhhhhh memories lol

 

[Mastery]

Bruh... all in all, I probably fucked at least 6 of my friends' moms yo, with no fucks given.

 

[Dupac]

Bruh... all in all, I probably fucked at least 6 of my friends' moms yo, with no fucks given.

you motherfucker

 

[Bussy_Getta]

Smh