scumbag!

[Knock_Twice]

@Knock_Twice what school yall was at, and nigga Shoney's in the east is where we took all prom/fuck dates

btw i gotta drop a scumbag story dealin with the prom also, but I did that hoe dirty

At this time I was in B.R..and the school was Southern Lab

You already know Shoneys was the spot in the East thats why i pulled up to that bitch..bitch you already know..lmao bruh..

Man drop that shit..

 

[Knock_Twice]

Stupid ass mobile I started the story Lol..fuck it I'll finish it..

 

[AP21]

this aint a scumbag story, but another adventure of AP, @knock_twice, and JL (dude with the brother who wear the white jeans)

so its SU and Jackson St football game, and for some reason, they good ol folks at those schools decided to move the game to the Superdome.

I had an apt in metairie which is like the next city to NO or whatever

So anyway, this nignog Knock Twice and JL like "man can we crash?"

you know me, so im like "shiiiddd...we gon tear Canal St. DOOOOOOOOOWN"

So long story short, we had a camera and was just walking up to random chicks and whatnot, really not caring...Didnt smash any of the chicks or anything like that BUT,

we back at my apt, and I use to use bar soap when i took a bath, so I go in the bathroom and noticed my bar soap that was in my shower, is now on my sink counter. Im puzzled af b/c i KNOW i didnt take the soap out of my shower/ I had hand soap for crying out loud so why would i take it out??

Go in my living room and ya'll...I swear, as God as my witness, I confront these two niggas about the soap and that bitch turned into the scene from House party when Play went upstairs to all the dudes in the bathroom and found that log in the toilet.

Now all of a sudden, JL and KT quiet af. Im asking these niggas, "yo...which one of ya'll used my soap?". This is important b/c i noticed this huge gash on the bar. Something that could've only been made if you took the soap and rubbed it against something hard like...oh i dont know...a pair of fucking white tennis shoes.

Both of these niggas had on freshly white kicks so i couldnt just look at their shoes to determine who in tf used my god damn soap.

Im asking these niggas AGAIN!!

AP: YO...which one of you niggas used my soap?

JL: shiiid...man, that nigga KT used it brah

KT: man, why you lying, you used that man soap!!

So now these niggas going back and forth with straight faces ya'll. I cant tell who is lying and who is telling the truth.

That shit was over 10 years ago and i STILL dont know to this day, WHO FUCKING USED MY GODDAMN BAR OF SOAP TO CLEAN THEIR MOTHERFUCKING SHOES!!!!

 

[Knock_Twice]

Aye folk

I still ain't use that soap Lol

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Yall wanna talk real scum bag? Man i know i shared this story at some point on this board.

I dated 2 chicks for about year. Like legit date. I loved both of them too. That shit was probably the lowest i got. Cause it wasnt random bitches i hurt. I loved em both. Haha.

I wish they woulda understood my vision of how all 3 of us could all love each other and be happy. But nope. Guess i just got a lot of love in my heart.

The girl im with now, the one i said ima marry at some point was one of those two girls. Yall dont know how long it took for me to get her to understand i understood my mistakes and how i would be loyal. It takes a long time for that trust to be built back up.

Haha, ima see if i could find that story somehow so i dont gotta type it all again.

HA! Cosigning this b/c I went thru the same wit my current s/o and my ex. I feel ya pain brotha.

 

[Knock_Twice]

Stupid ass mobile I started the story Lol..fuck it I'll finish it..

So we in the club..my patna got the camera..I'm getting the bitches and shit to put on for the camera... I had a beenie on and I had 2 condoms sticking outta that mugg Lol..really to get attention from the bitches..like I said..it's bitches everywhere at the Bayou Classic those who've been here in the late 90s early 2000s know how it be..and I'm talking 8z or betta...classy shit..but anyway..this chick walks up to me and was like DeWayne DeWayne? Lol..I'm looking at her like who who?.she was like Oh my bad I thought you was my bf Lil Wayne...Lol..yo I know you niggas reading this shit like..nigga enough with the bullshit lol..but lol..I can't make this shit up...man I have stories lol..so she comes up and she picks at the condoms I had sticking out of my beenie and grabs one and was like me and you are using this one tonight..I'm this and im that..where you staying ..yo..so I'm like girl GTFOH you not no lil Wayne gf..and I was like you look nothing like Toya..this Bitch was red...long hair..golden..and had cat green eyes...lawd..she was like yes I am..that nigga loves me...me and my patna like yea right bitch..you some groupie ass chic he just fucking stop wit the bullshit now...so she was like oh oh that's what you think and she raised up her pants leg and on her ankle was this nigga name Wayne Lol..and she had on a jacket red...I remember the color and everything and pulled back the sleeve part and it was a diamond bracelet she said that nigga got her..that bitch was blinging...then she called one of girls over and was like who is my bf..she said wayne..then I told the bitch call the nigga and let me holla at him..she was like he was on tour and was in FL which the nigga was..long story long she was like I wanna fuck you nigga..lol..I know...yall niggas like this nigga with the bullshit but man this hoe said the shit..literally dragged me out the club and we now walking down Bourbon...she was from the Westbank and I was like nah I ain't going over there it was about 3 in the morning already and it's str8 setup action between them hours..so I was like you stay here with me downtown..some dudes noticed her I guess some of Wayne ppl and started following us..so she was like let me just get yo number and I'll give you a call later...gave that hoe my number she turned around and went with them dudes...I never heard from her..but shid that Monday word had got around what had happened and my pussy rate trickled up Lol.

My patna who was with me this day..is trying to find that footage....every time I see that dude I ask him has he found that shit..that was a beautiful chick.

 

[AZTG]

Yall wanna talk real scum bag? Man i know i shared this story at some point on this board.

I dated 2 chicks for about year. Like legit date. I loved both of them too. That shit was probably the lowest i got. Cause it wasnt random bitches i hurt. I loved em both. Haha.

I wish they woulda understood my vision of how all 3 of us could all love each other and be happy. But nope. Guess i just got a lot of love in my heart.

The girl im with now, the one i said ima marry at some point was one of those two girls. Yall dont know how long it took for me to get her to understand i understood my mistakes and how i would be loyal. It takes a long time for that trust to be built back up.

Haha, ima see if i could find that story somehow so i dont gotta type it all again.

HA! Cosigning this b/c I went thru the same wit my current s/o and my ex. I feel ya pain brotha.

Go ahead and drop the story bruh. Its not easy dating two chicks. Gotta keep your lies tight as a mafucka.

 

[konceptjones]

It's more to come @killap these niggaz aren't shit.

Wait till u hear bout niggaz fucking bitches and rocking babies to sleep etc....

Scum of the fucking earth in this thread yo.

I'm not judging though..

not quite that, but...

I had this broad I used to fuck on a regular basis. no relationship or anything, just a fuck buddy. We had to lay off for a while 'cause her man knocked her up, but we were fuckin up until about the 7th month or so and that's only 'cause she couldn't find a position she was comfortable in during sex. Anyways, they broke up about six months after the baby was born and she hits me up again. Normally she has me over when the baby's with his father so we can fuck uninterrupted, but one weekend he had to go out of town and couldn't take the baby with him. I hit her like "yo, is it on for tonight?", she tells me to fall through but we gotta wait for the baby to go to sleep to fuck. Hour goes by, two hours go by, baby's still up like the lil nigga holdin down the fort till his daddy get back. I'm fed up at this point but ole girl insisting I dick her down before I leave. I'm like I ain't fuckin with Bam Bam in the room and she ain't tryin to leave his ass in the bedroom so we can fuck in her livingroom.

I got an idea...

Her bedroom had a big ass walk-in closet. I put the baby in his basonet, rolled that lil fucker into the closet and cut the light off. Turned to her like "There it is... problem solved" and proceeded to fuck the dog shit outta her with the lil nigga in the closet.

 

[illestni99ainne]

HOLEEEE SHIT!

I been gone for awhile lurking here and there and damn yall niggas ain't shit.

Now on to my ain't shitness....

So when me and my ex wife were still dating but living together we were having some financial issues so to cover some bills we let a friend of hers move in. Her friend looks just like Eve but with bigger titties. When I first met her at a party me and my ex threw I was like damn and was flirting with her all night and my ex was all pissed the rest of the night, which surprised me that she let her move in with us.

So when she first moved in she did mostly keep to herself, cuz she knew I was trying her. All this while me and my ex, her name was April been fighting over trivial shit and I was really getting sick of her.

So one day we decided to have another party at the crib. I was gonna grill got the ribs, and chicken marinating so I'm chilling in front of the tv playing Madden. April walks in and I immediately can feel the bullshit that's about to pop off.

The bitch: Nigga what in the fuck do you think you are doing?!?!?

Me: Here you go. What you talking about now!!!

The bitch: We got aaalll this company coming over and you sitting on your ass playing video games like a big ass kid. What happened to you marinating the meat? See I try and give you the benefit of the doubt but you continue to try my patience.

Me:.......

The bitch: Nigga I know you heard me talking to you mothafucka!

Me: I heard you perfectly fine. Let me tell you something. First of all If you ever in yo mothafucking life cuss at me or raise your fucking voice at me I'm gonna kick you in your fucking forehead. Second if you woke up from your drunken stupor (we'll get to that later) you would realize that I cleaned the house, cut the grass and marinated the meat and its not even noon yet!!! So shut the fuck up!

Her:.....Well you should've woke me up!

Me: I'm not your dad. Get up your damn self.

The bitch:.....Well anyways take me to the mall I need a outfit for tonight.

Me: Take yourself I'm doing the same and I'm going to get my haircut.

The bitch: Well why can't we go together?

Me: Because I don't want you to.

And with that I turned off Madden grabbed my keys and headed out the door, all the while she chasing after me cussing me out I got in my car, hit her with the deuce, turned up the music and peeled out. So I got my clothes I was gonna wear that night, got some shoes and a haircut. I came home and immediately start grilling.

So now our roommate her name was Tina has come out back. Hands me a beer and sits to chop it up. I'm kinda surprised because she would kinda keep me at an arms length but today for some reason she all on a nigga. So I'm cracking jokes and grilling the meat having her laughing. I look up and there's the bitch in the window mean mugging the fuck outta me. I smile blow her a kiss and go back to grilling. Tina sees what I do laughs and is like yall a trip. I was like whatever fuck her. She just smiles and says well I'm about to get ready ill see you later. She heads back in but as she goes she brushes her butt up against me then heads in bouncing that ass knowing I'm watching.

I'm like damn. I'm about to get my ass in trouble but I didn't give a fuck really because I was sick of my ex. So I finish the meat. Head in to shower and get changed. This whole time me and my ex haven't said shit to eachother since I got back.

So the party starts all my niggas come thru and of course first thing they see is Tina. My nigga Jason like to who is that? She look just like Eve son! Yo I'm all over that!!! I gave him the scoop but in my head I'm like yeah whatever nigga I'm smashing that tonight.

So like I was saying ealier my ex likes to drink. And I mean I do to but she as I ended up finding out later is a raging alcoholic. Like it was disgusting. Passing out all the time, throwing up, causing scenes. Then the next day all apologetic and shit. I was past fed up. So tonight is no exception. She is getting blasted off the grey goose. Thank God she blacked out early with no drama, except for whatever reason while my ex is all fucked up she makes it into Tina's room and throws up all over her bed.

Tina is pissed smacking her and April is oblivious to it all. I apologize, tell her just throw away her bedding and is buy her more tomorrow. I carry April's dumb ass to our room and put her on the sofa in our room. I go about my night drinking and smoking and have the time of my life. So my nigga Jason been trying Tina all night and she was nice but mostly ignoring him. He was like fuck it and ended up fucking with another chick at the party.

So end of the night everyone leaves. Me and Tina chilling and she's still pissed April threw up on her bed of course. I tell her well the sofa is a pull out you can sleep here tonight. She says well why don't you sleep here and ill take your bed. I say because its my bed and I got a bad back. So I say goodnight and go lay down. Not even 20 minutes pass before she comes in my room. I was scared at first that April would wake up but she was fucking dead to the world. Nothing was waking her up. So I fuck the raw dog shit outta Tina. The pussy was good as fuck. Amazing head. I busted all in her mouth. She swallowed and all. She was a giver. I should've kept her ass around but she ended up moving to Cali a year later.

Anyways the next morning April wakes up and again all apologetic. Baby I'm soooo sorry. I don't know why I act like this. I promise ill go to AA. Im just like whatever in my head I roll my eyes cuz I've heard this shit before but I smile and say its cool. We will work it out. She asks me for a glass of orange juice. I go get it. I pour the glass but I also take my dick out and give it a squirt of piss. Not enough for her to taste it but just enough to give myself the satisfaction that I pissed in her drink.

So anyways me and Tina would smash on occasion never got caught but like I said she ended up moving to Cali.

Ahhh the one that got away...

 

[gns]

Bout to goat that nigga story till he pissed in the bitches drink.

Lol smh what in thee fuck is wrong with some of y'all

 

[konceptjones]

Bout to goat that nigga story till he pissed in the bitches drink.

Lol smh what in thee fuck is wrong with some of y'all

it's one thing to piss on somebody's dishes or their door, it's one thing to drop a deuce on the roof of their car...

... but pissin in somebody's drink??? Nah b, you gotta draw the line somewhere.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

HOLEEEE SHIT!

I been gone for awhile lurking here and there and damn yall niggas ain't shit.

Now on to my ain't shitness....

So when me and my ex wife were still dating but living together we were having some financial issues so to cover some bills we let a friend of hers move in. Her friend looks just like Eve but with bigger titties. When I first met her at a party me and my ex threw I was like damn and was flirting with her all night and my ex was all pissed the rest of the night, which surprised me that she let her move in with us.

So when she first moved in she did mostly keep to herself, cuz she knew I was trying her. All this while me and my ex, her name was April been fighting over trivial shit and I was really getting sick of her.

So one day we decided to have another party at the crib. I was gonna grill got the ribs, and chicken marinating so I'm chilling in front of the tv playing Madden. April walks in and I immediately can feel the bullshit that's about to pop off.

The bitch: Nigga what in the fuck do you think you are doing?!?!?

Me: Here you go. What you talking about now!!!

The bitch: We got aaalll this company coming over and you sitting on your ass playing video games like a big ass kid. What happened to you marinating the meat? See I try and give you the benefit of the doubt but you continue to try my patience.

Me:.......

The bitch: Nigga I know you heard me talking to you mothafucka!

Me: I heard you perfectly fine. Let me tell you something. First of all If you ever in yo mothafucking life cuss at me or raise your fucking voice at me I'm gonna kick you in your fucking forehead. Second if you woke up from your drunken stupor (we'll get to that later) you would realize that I cleaned the house, cut the grass and marinated the meat and its not even noon yet!!! So shut the fuck up!

Her:.....Well you should've woke me up!

Me: I'm not your dad. Get up your damn self.

The bitch:.....Well anyways take me to the mall I need a outfit for tonight.

Me: Take yourself I'm doing the same and I'm going to get my haircut.

The bitch: Well why can't we go together?

Me: Because I don't want you to.

And with that I turned off Madden grabbed my keys and headed out the door, all the while she chasing after me cussing me out I got in my car, hit her with the deuce, turned up the music and peeled out. So I got my clothes I was gonna wear that night, got some shoes and a haircut. I came home and immediately start grilling.

So now our roommate her name was Tina has come out back. Hands me a beer and sits to chop it up. I'm kinda surprised because she would kinda keep me at an arms length but today for some reason she all on a nigga. So I'm cracking jokes and grilling the meat having her laughing. I look up and there's the bitch in the window mean mugging the fuck outta me. I smile blow her a kiss and go back to grilling. Tina sees what I do laughs and is like yall a trip. I was like whatever fuck her. She just smiles and says well I'm about to get ready ill see you later. She heads back in but as she goes she brushes her butt up against me then heads in bouncing that ass knowing I'm watching.

I'm like damn. I'm about to get my ass in trouble but I didn't give a fuck really because I was sick of my ex. So I finish the meat. Head in to shower and get changed. This whole time me and my ex haven't said shit to eachother since I got back.

So the party starts all my niggas come thru and of course first thing they see is Tina. My nigga Jason like to who is that? She look just like Eve son! Yo I'm all over that!!! I gave him the scoop but in my head I'm like yeah whatever nigga I'm smashing that tonight.

So like I was saying ealier my ex likes to drink. And I mean I do to but she as I ended up finding out later is a raging alcoholic. Like it was disgusting. Passing out all the time, throwing up, causing scenes. Then the next day all apologetic and shit. I was past fed up. So tonight is no exception. She is getting blasted off the grey goose. Thank God she blacked out early with no drama, except for whatever reason while my ex is all fucked up she makes it into Tina's room and throws up all over her bed.

Tina is pissed smacking her and April is oblivious to it all. I apologize, tell her just throw away her bedding and is buy her more tomorrow. I carry April's dumb ass to our room and put her on the sofa in our room. I go about my night drinking and smoking and have the time of my life. So my nigga Jason been trying Tina all night and she was nice but mostly ignoring him. He was like fuck it and ended up fucking with another chick at the party.

So end of the night everyone leaves. Me and Tina chilling and she's still pissed April threw up on her bed of course. I tell her well the sofa is a pull out you can sleep here tonight. She says well why don't you sleep here and ill take your bed. I say because its my bed and I got a bad back. So I say goodnight and go lay down. Not even 20 minutes pass before she comes in my room. I was scared at first that April would wake up but she was fucking dead to the world. Nothing was waking her up. So I fuck the raw dog shit outta Tina. The pussy was good as fuck. Amazing head. I busted all in her mouth. She swallowed and all. She was a giver. I should've kept her ass around but she ended up moving to Cali a year later.

Anyways the next morning April wakes up and again all apologetic. Baby I'm soooo sorry. I don't know why I act like this. I promise ill go to AA. Im just like whatever in my head I roll my eyes cuz I've heard this shit before but I smile and say its cool. We will work it out. She asks me for a glass of orange juice. I go get it. I pour the glass but I also take my dick out and give it a squirt of piss. Not enough for her to taste it but just enough to give myself the satisfaction that I pissed in her drink.

So anyways me and Tina would smash on occasion never got caught but like I said she ended up moving to Cali.

Ahhh the one that got away...

Well...damn. That was some scumbag s@@@...my nigga *daps*.

Damn that, your ex deserved thst s@@@. Lol

 

[illestni99ainne]

Man fuck principles that bitch was the worst. And Idk what I was thinking fucking with her.

 

[Mastery]

but like I said she ended up moving to Cali.

What part of Cali was that again?

 

[illestni99ainne]

Bout to goat that nigga story till he pissed in the bitches drink.

Lol smh what in thee fuck is wrong with some of y'all

 

[illestni99ainne]

but like I said she ended up moving to Cali.

What part of Cali was that again?

San Diego

 

[Mastery]

but like I said she ended up moving to Cali.

What part of Cali was that again?

San Diego

@Negro_Caesar

 

[AZTG]

It's more to come @killap these niggaz aren't shit.

Wait till u hear bout niggaz fucking bitches and rocking babies to sleep etc....

Scum of the fucking earth in this thread yo.

I'm not judging though..

not quite that, but...

I had this broad I used to fuck on a regular basis. no relationship or anything, just a fuck buddy. We had to lay off for a while 'cause her man knocked her up, but we were fuckin up until about the 7th month or so and that's only 'cause she couldn't find a position she was comfortable in during sex. Anyways, they broke up about six months after the baby was born and she hits me up again. Normally she has me over when the baby's with his father so we can fuck uninterrupted, but one weekend he had to go out of town and couldn't take the baby with him. I hit her like "yo, is it on for tonight?", she tells me to fall through but we gotta wait for the baby to go to sleep to fuck. Hour goes by, two hours go by, baby's still up like the lil nigga holdin down the fort till his daddy get back. I'm fed up at this point but ole girl insisting I dick her down before I leave. I'm like I ain't fuckin with Bam Bam in the room and she ain't tryin to leave his ass in the bedroom so we can fuck in her livingroom.

I got an idea...

Her bedroom had a big ass walk-in closet. I put the baby in his basonet, rolled that lil fucker into the closet and cut the light off. Turned to her like "There it is... problem solved" and proceeded to fuck the dog shit outta her with the lil nigga in the closet.

Yo hoes aint shit. Reading this i dont feel sorry for any of the shit i did to these hoes.

 

[AZTG]

Yo im dying at this dude getting satisfaction pissing in his girl drink. Probably kissed her right after she drank the orange juice too.

 

[illestni99ainne]

Haha...no