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I didnt plan on telling this story. But i think i did her wrong because i've always been so militant. Like Malcolm, Farrakahn in this muthafucka.

This is why i didnt do 20 yrs and retire. I aint built like that. sue me.

This story takes place in 1996 in a small texas town that happens to have an air force base there.

80% of our weekends off, we went to the club. 5% of the time, it was worth it, meaning, we pulled somethin that night. I aint even dance most of the time. Just be there to be there. i was 20 so i wasnt drinking yet. I hook one of my friends up with this pretty mexican chick just by playing around and being silly. She was sitting by us and i tapped her and asked "excuse me, my friend seems to have lost his phone number, can he borrow yours?" It worked, they hooked up, and... FUCK THEM!!! THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!

See, in towns like that, everyone in town knew each other, and all the women had a goal: smash military man. lock. down. get life. Thats how something so cheesy, corny, and gay would work. I could have used it for myself, but i didnt do mexicans. Maybe 30 mins later, a female comes up to me and ask me if i wanted to dance.

I dont dance. too cool for that shit. But this girl was sooooo fine. out of my league. at first glance. she was beautiful in that rihanna kinda way. she was bout 5'2. super duper lightskin. sandy brown hair. ass like whoa. So im like yeah and we go to the dance floor. Now, i cant dance because i never do. But i know how because im Black, ya know. i can and always could just 2 step and keep the beat. We're built that way. But this chick......

She was dancing like a white girl who was dancing without any music. Im thinkin " why cant she dance? she black. she fine. she got a big booty. whats wrong with her rhythm? So we talk after the song because we had to get off that flo before someone noticed. We talk and she has the sweetest, softest, southern belle accent you could ever hear from a sista. And before i get to the scumbag of the story, i wish i kept her til this day. she was the one that got away and i have always regretted it. 19 years.

So we go on our first date, or plan it. She has a child. 1 year old son. she 18. she live with her mom. her mom is a white lady. yup, that explains it. we planned on going to the movies, and dinner, and maybe back to my place to listen to some music (this chick needed some heritage). But thats how it was planned on the phone. In real life, it aint happen like that.

So i walk in her home and her mom is on the couch, too fat to get up, and a white dude is there. her nephew. My date is like this is my mom and this is my cousin. Her mom says "oh my god, he looks just like one of those rappers on tv. are you a rapper?" I say "no ma'am, i am in the air force." Her nephew sucked his teef. Then dude yells out "i hope you takin that little nigger baby with you. dont leave that little nigger baby here with us!"

Whoa whoa whoa dude! why do you think its cool for you to say that in front of me? man you dont kno......

Nawl man, it aint like that.

Its fine he's just messin around.

He didnt mean anything by it, we family....

So they are trying to calm me, i didnt blow up, but i spoke up, and they instantly defended him. I couldnt dont anything to him anyway because he isnt worth my honorable discharge. but i had to say something. fuck that.

So we walk out, im kinda heated, and we have a change of plans. i was 20 so my mind operated differently. We went straight to my place. "arent we going the mall to go see a movie?" I say "i really dont feel like it no more, lets just chill out."

I fcked her harded than i ever did any chick. and in a cold, poundin kinda way. busted 2. twice. She made me come twice. i had to doggystyle. her ass was the truth and if this was my last time fuckin with this bitch, i gotta make it count. So after the second nut and we re-groupin, she wants more and i dont care. bitch, u let them say nigger and you dont think nothing is wrong? Well now u bout to experience some mo nigga shit. she asked if she could do something for me. i like "what?" she ask again and im like "gon head." for some reason, i felt like i needed to act more black around her. But then she did it.....

She suck my dick. i had already "Cum'ed" twice already and wasnt even hard. I PUT THIS ON EVERYTHING I LOVE: within 15 seconds, she put her mouth and tongue to me and i got hard and came again. 15 SECONDS FLAT!!! im amazed. but still mad, but not so much. she knew. that bitch. she still got dropped off at home tho. early.

So the next weekend, she invites me over. i didnt throw her out the stable just yet. i had to see if it was a fluke. i mean, i nutted twice already and she made me do it again within 15 seconds. this was some new shit. i was 20 and was the first time i had head to that extent. We watching Jumanji, she pulls out me wanker, 15 seconds, spewdge. hmph.

The next week im off, we meet at a local park. she gets in the backseat with me, 15 seconds later........

Never have i met that again. Its because of her that i turned down head from chicks i was fuckin. i would tell them " u aint gotta do all dat. i've had the best head in the world and you wont top it." that gets me mo head but they never top it. this chick was special. yeah she had her problems but so did i. I wish i was more mature and saw the bigger picture. i thought all women could do that. turns out, NONE OF THEM CAN. and if they could, U WIFE THAT YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!

Sincerly Yours,

Fellow ScumBag.

 
this thread has a serious shelf life.i say don't retire it until it's like 10 days without a post.. it's already stickied...i say let it cook as long as people are wiling to post stories
 
DWO;8184626 said:
this thread has a serious shelf life.i say don't retire it until it's like 10 days without a post.. it's already stickied...i say let it cook as long as people are wiling to post stories

Bruh, with new posters signing up and current posters who have yet to share their stories, this thread could be in place for YEARS.

 
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i remember i was smashing this chick who worked at mcdoanlds....and i called her to come over, and she was all like..

i can't i gotta go to work!

i was like

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bitch you work at mcdoalds, that's not a real job, .....you make like $6 an hour.....

like $40 a day.....shit i can give you $50 if you call out and come over.....

so yea...she came over with her uniform on mind you, we fucked, then went to mcdonalds......the one she works at to get some free food...(it was right across from my apartment, coincidentally where i met her at) then i left her there and said some shit came up.....told her she might as well clock in and tell them she was running late, family emergency.....

and i never gave her any money.....foh, i came back home and played san andreas on the ps2

 
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So my moms had a best friend who she hadn't seen since high school and they got back in contact when the friend moved back to our city. She needed a place to live and my moms owned a house she rented out to her. Well anyways I'm fresh outta high school still living at home. I come home one day and moms friend and her daughter was there. They introduce me and I say hello. The daughter was a touch slow. Never knew her diagnosis. She would drool a little. But she was a little cute and had a booty and big ass titties. Anyways I bounce to my room pop in some music and zone out.

Anyways moms come to my room later and says "hey did you like Jessica"?

Me:.............umm she's ok.

Moms: She said your cute.

Me: Mom, she's retarded!

Mom: Boy, don't talk like that! You wouldnt want someone judge you.

Me:Ok mom sorry. Anyways what's up?

Mom: Well she's new to the city you should take her to a movie or something.

Me: You can't be serious. Moms I can't do that.

Mom:Just do this one thing for me.

We go back and forth. In my head I'm like damn is she thinking I'm that hard up that ill settle for retarded bitches?

I finally agree to hang out at the house order pizza and watch a movie with her.

We watched halfbaked. I'm dead silent the whole time. She's trying to talk to me in her retarded speak. Kinda sounded deaf but she wasn't. I kept giving her one word answers. So after the movie and credits is rolling we sitting there for a second then she just tries to jump on me and kiss me I'm like whoa, Noooo! Ay yo we just friends and Im not into kissing. (I was just not her with that drool hanging off her lip.)

So she sits there for a sec and then says well what if I suck your Dick

Me: I don't know about all that.

Her: Just lay back and let me show you what I can do

Me: Aiight.

Man l laid back she took my pants and draws off and I'll be damned if that wasn't one of the best blowjobs I ever had. EVER. Maybe it was the extra drool. Man I sat there in silence after feeling like shit though. I can't believe I let that shit happen, at same time I'm like damn that was fucking amazing!

But then I was like yo I got work in the morning you gotta go. She's like well what about us. I say I'm sorry I'm not looking for a relationship and me and you aren't a good idea. She's like why? I didn't want to hurt her feelings but I can already tell she trying to cling. I just flat out said well you're the way you are, and its just not a good look. Her eyes filled up with tears said oh I see got her purse and left.

Man for the next week I was scared she was gonna tell my moms or worse my homies would find out and I'd get torn to pieces. She never did though.

 
"She just sucked my Dick." That's what i said when my friend, who looked like "Warren G" asked me what was up with Tab and I. See, she really did suck me off. What happened was, i met her on a night when i was on the solo tip. I was in this small north western town, and i am Black, so the women are pulled towards me, for some reason. The Warren G look-a-like dude was Black too, but he didnt really know Tabby like i did. He didnt want to step on my toes, and i didnt really want to be in the way of his intentions.

But that's exactly what i did. I was in his way. We had a night, with lots of us, but somehow, us 3 ended back home at her place. I did not care at all that they have been smooching and getting close all night. She didnt care, so i didnt. Yeah, she liked me alot, but it was refreshing to be around her and not have her in my face, sweating me all night. She was the right kind of "white trash" chick. She was 6 ft tall. Brown sandy blond hair. Small boobs for her size. 200lbs, easy. Smoked marlboro lights 100s. Never wore shoes so she had the dirty feet. And she loved Hip-Hop, so every now and then she said the "Nigga-Word" and every single time, i checked her on it. Im just that kind of Black man.

Anyways, we end up at her house, and She and Mr Warren G couldnt keep their hands off each other. Like i mentioned before, she was one of those white hiphop chicks. And with me being a Black man, i naturally gravitated towards her music section. And thats what i did while they got their freak on , on the couch. I played music. I played music, and talked with them until i got sleepy. I told them that i was going to Tab room to get out of their way. I knew my way. So i went.

And i really did fall asleep. Until Warren and Tabby came busting in the door, hugging and kissin, moaning, and ready to be bonin. Im thinking "why the fuck are they up here? I left them downstairs on purpose. Why are they in here with me?" I swear, I was about to raise up and leave, but Warren said "let me put this condom on, 2 seconds." Fuck me. I could not move. I was froze. This NIGGA bout to put a condom on right there with me in the bed. And this white girl head is right by my head and her stringy white people hair is touching my face, and she is about to have sex with this Warren G lookin nigga, right there with me.

So i did what any cool ass black dude from the wastelands of Lake Erie, Ohio would have did: I played sleep. And he boned her. Right in the bed. While im in the most uncomfortable situation i've ever been in , in my life. Why? Why me? Why did they do this? What the fugg? So Warren G finally busts his nut (ummmm, like, gross.) and Tabby goes into Tabby mode, and remembers where she is at and who is in her room. She says, and i quote: "Yo, go downstairs for me, im bout to fuck this nigga." Me, in my militant, Malcolm X, Black Panther mentality, thought " did this bitch just call me a nigga when i told her numerous times not to call me that?" Later for that, I have a bigger battle to fight. Warren G says " what? didnt i just lay pipe? didnt i just do something?" She said " Whatever, go downstairs."

So he left out and she says to me " Ok Dave, u can stop faking like youre sleep now." I had so many senarios playing thru my head and i tried to pick the best one. The one i picked was "How u gon fuc a nigga in the same bed im in?" She said " if u cared, u would have stopped me."

Well, I was not mad a Warren. Was not mad at Tabitha. Mad at myself. I lost touch with her. I really did like her in real life. She was a cool friend and a good lover. Yeah she was white, and because i was young, that mattered to me. As a matter of fact, i encountered her 2 years prior, in another state. When i think back on her, i can always remember how soft her booty felt when she would be on my lap. How much she loved me sucking on her small little boobies that should have been bigger than they were. She was really my friend. in real life.

So when me and Warren left and talked on the way home, we werent trippin, but he was really offended. As well he should be. And when we got 2 blocks away from her home, there was Tabby to give us a lift the rest of the way.

True story yall.
 
^^^^^^^^^^YO....these 2 stories just had me in fuckin' tears over here real shit lmao hahahahahahaha...we have yet ANOTHA' nigga fuckin' wit' retarded chicks and a cat sooo confused on what to do he played sleep...SLEEP!! lmao I swear tha dudes that have posted in this thread make me very proud to have been/be a part of this thing we call scumbag!!! Lmao
 
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