illestni99ainne
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Bruh this shit happened 16 years ago. I tried to joke about it around him recently. We all grown now lets have a laugh. That nigga gave me that look and I shut right up. Lol
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Bulletproof Wallets
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Yo, this nigga GeechySlim is the Shakespeare of this scumbag shit.
geechee slim
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illestni99ainne;8176624 said:
That's funny as shit but yo old man went overboard kickin in yo door. Lmaaaooooo
geechee slim
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my dad only whipped my ass once when I was really young. My mama told him he can't hit me anymore because he's too rough.
when I was six I used to play this game called volcano. you take the water hose, bury it in the dirt, then turn the water on full blast and watch the volcano!
my daddy came home one day and saw I left the water running. he whipped me so bad in that garage. I could count all five of his fingers spread out.
when I was six I used to play this game called volcano. you take the water hose, bury it in the dirt, then turn the water on full blast and watch the volcano!
my daddy came home one day and saw I left the water running. he whipped me so bad in that garage. I could count all five of his fingers spread out.
geechee slim
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UnknownUser and @GNS, Can't people can be forgiven?
illestni99ainne
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Dead at this thread turning into pops used to beat my ass horror stories
geechee slim
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Fathers only care about thier cars and dogs.
illestni99ainne
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^^^^ok your turn then
Alpha_Ambition
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UnknownUser;8176588 said:
reminds me of the catcher freeman episode when riley is interrupting granddad at every part of the story then gets excited when uncle ruckus tells the coon version lol
Bulletproof Wallets
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Y'all niggas don't respect y'all fathers. I knew not to eat the last piece of Chicken before asking, how the hell are you stealing a grown mans car. I think a closed fist punch to the face is justified from Dad to Teen-Son. You stole a BLACK MAN's Cadillac. He could have shot yo ass for that b.
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Scumbag Quickie:
"Is he really gonna keep picking up money off the floor and throwing it back at us?"
-Whispered about me into my homeboy's ear by a stripper while giving him a lapdance last year at our friend's bachelor party
"Is he really gonna keep picking up money off the floor and throwing it back at us?"
-Whispered about me into my homeboy's ear by a stripper while giving him a lapdance last year at our friend's bachelor party
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TheNightKing
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illestni99ainne;8177603 said:
This thread is alive. It keeps evolving to stay entertaining and keep people coming back. GOAT thread!
illestni99ainne
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Recaptimus_Prime360
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That...was...sadder dena bitch.
Lol!!
Lol!!
GodNThaBuild'n
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It was the summa of 2012....
Met this chocolate chick off black planet her name Asha. Said she was from tha atl
I was talking to her heavy just trying to get in her guts. First week of meeting her I'm all in her apartment. Stayed with her tjones and her bro and sister. This bitch was thick as fuck so we in there chillin on tha couch she watching tv and me eying them thighs. Out of nowhere here bro and sis walk in tha living room. I tell her let's go to her room and this bitch like naw let's go on tha patio. I start muggin her bro n sis for cockblockin n shit.
So we outside and I'm rubbin on her booty just shhoting shit in her ear cause I'm trying to smash. This bitch like I'm hungry. I'm like ok the only thing I got is this beef tip for you nh. She give me this look like bye nigga. So I'm like ight ight what you want. I take her ass to get a pizza. Shit I get mad and tell I'm leaving. This bitch had the nerve to ask me to come and meet her momma. I ain't say nothing n just left.
I ain't talk to the chick in 3 days she hit me up like come over let's watch a movie. This at 9 or 10 at night so I'm in my head like coo this bitch talkin bout geetin sum disk tonite. I yet over there and the whole damn family in there. I'm bout to turn around and head out she grab and like it'll be fun. I get in there and these muthafuckas watching foot loose. I'm knocked out 20 min she woke me up after it went off. She walked me to tha car we talking and shit and tell me her momma thought I was cute and asked if I was her boyfriend. She starts giggling and shit. In the back of my mind I'm like bitch you gave me blue balls first, then you bring to meet yo fa ass momma.
Ok fast forward a couple dates later I aint get to fuck this bitch until a month later. Mind you this bitch stayed in Carrollton. Already knew that was a Little driving damn near an hr for pussy. But wait this ain't it...
The night I get the pussy. She chillin at her friends apartment over by Big T. She hit me up from an unknown talking bout come over. I get there she like you can't come in tho. I'm like coo let's get in the back seat of my car. She like naw not here. I get agitated from this bitch being so damn picky. Fast forward we end up at Glendale park. Ight so we smashing and I'm like let get a few pumps raw and she like naw let's stop. I'm like what naw naw ight I'll put another rubba on. I couldn't even nut. Well she start trying to all photogenic and ask me to take pics of her. She like I'll let you take em like this. This bitch is fully butt naked dancing round tha park. I'm like yo let get settle and this perfect shot. I hopped in my car and burnt off on this bitch... but it gets worse
Met this chocolate chick off black planet her name Asha. Said she was from tha atl
I was talking to her heavy just trying to get in her guts. First week of meeting her I'm all in her apartment. Stayed with her tjones and her bro and sister. This bitch was thick as fuck so we in there chillin on tha couch she watching tv and me eying them thighs. Out of nowhere here bro and sis walk in tha living room. I tell her let's go to her room and this bitch like naw let's go on tha patio. I start muggin her bro n sis for cockblockin n shit.
So we outside and I'm rubbin on her booty just shhoting shit in her ear cause I'm trying to smash. This bitch like I'm hungry. I'm like ok the only thing I got is this beef tip for you nh. She give me this look like bye nigga. So I'm like ight ight what you want. I take her ass to get a pizza. Shit I get mad and tell I'm leaving. This bitch had the nerve to ask me to come and meet her momma. I ain't say nothing n just left.
I ain't talk to the chick in 3 days she hit me up like come over let's watch a movie. This at 9 or 10 at night so I'm in my head like coo this bitch talkin bout geetin sum disk tonite. I yet over there and the whole damn family in there. I'm bout to turn around and head out she grab and like it'll be fun. I get in there and these muthafuckas watching foot loose. I'm knocked out 20 min she woke me up after it went off. She walked me to tha car we talking and shit and tell me her momma thought I was cute and asked if I was her boyfriend. She starts giggling and shit. In the back of my mind I'm like bitch you gave me blue balls first, then you bring to meet yo fa ass momma.
Ok fast forward a couple dates later I aint get to fuck this bitch until a month later. Mind you this bitch stayed in Carrollton. Already knew that was a Little driving damn near an hr for pussy. But wait this ain't it...
The night I get the pussy. She chillin at her friends apartment over by Big T. She hit me up from an unknown talking bout come over. I get there she like you can't come in tho. I'm like coo let's get in the back seat of my car. She like naw not here. I get agitated from this bitch being so damn picky. Fast forward we end up at Glendale park. Ight so we smashing and I'm like let get a few pumps raw and she like naw let's stop. I'm like what naw naw ight I'll put another rubba on. I couldn't even nut. Well she start trying to all photogenic and ask me to take pics of her. She like I'll let you take em like this. This bitch is fully butt naked dancing round tha park. I'm like yo let get settle and this perfect shot. I hopped in my car and burnt off on this bitch... but it gets worse
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