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Bussy_Getta
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This is funny.....
illestni99ainne
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Only other scumbag shit I can think of I've done is smashing my ex wife's best friend and now the best friend and one of my friends/associates is engaged to her now. I used to still smash while they were dating. He still don't know.
BangEm_Bart
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Me and my friend trying to see who gonna fuck my other friends wifey. Someone put me on game on how to smash this bitch.
The Godly christian part of me says leave it alone but the real nigga in me says do it.
The Godly christian part of me says leave it alone but the real nigga in me says do it.
geechee slim
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Yall better pray some of your best friends ain't lurking the site.
BangEm_Bart
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geechee slim;8175900 said:
He ain't. My other friend that wanna fuck her too is though.
illestni99ainne
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Naw my boy ain't either. I tried to put him up on the ic years ago but he don't be on the internet like that
geechee slim
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I gotta open with a song from the time. lol
Glenn Jones - I've Been Searching:
Back in middle school, there was a girl named Jami who used to live about three houses down the block. we were always friends, but she asked me out one day at lunch. now we're in the 8th grade, and we get to see each other at lunch and on the school bus.
On some Peter Parker shit, this girl was my Mary Jane. Jami lives right down the street and had a crush on me that I didn't know about. We listened to Mary J Blidge "Whats the 411" on casette player on the school bus. She would come to my house to pump air in her bikes tires or to play with my indoor pooch dog Chancey (named after the Blackstreet singer). At the tender age of 13 I thought I had found the one.
So one day the school bus pulled up in my yard and I walk towards it. I didn't even notice the dog Chancey walked out right behind me. I set foot on the bus and as I'm walking to my seat, all the kids gasped. I look to the left and see my father grabbing Chancey and running back to the house.
This nigga was IN HIS TIGHTY WHITIES!!!
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Nothing else, not even sox.
So imagine a big meaty baldhead Steve Harvey in white Hanes running with a pooch like he saved it from a fire.
The whole bus was laughing and pointing. Embarrassed I go to sit by my girlfriend Jami who just looks out the window the entire ride. we both said nothing. so after lunch and after school, I get on the bus and see Jami's home girl sitting in my spot.
... I don't even blame the dog. I blame pops.
Glenn Jones - I've Been Searching:
Back in middle school, there was a girl named Jami who used to live about three houses down the block. we were always friends, but she asked me out one day at lunch. now we're in the 8th grade, and we get to see each other at lunch and on the school bus.
On some Peter Parker shit, this girl was my Mary Jane. Jami lives right down the street and had a crush on me that I didn't know about. We listened to Mary J Blidge "Whats the 411" on casette player on the school bus. She would come to my house to pump air in her bikes tires or to play with my indoor pooch dog Chancey (named after the Blackstreet singer). At the tender age of 13 I thought I had found the one.
So one day the school bus pulled up in my yard and I walk towards it. I didn't even notice the dog Chancey walked out right behind me. I set foot on the bus and as I'm walking to my seat, all the kids gasped. I look to the left and see my father grabbing Chancey and running back to the house.
This nigga was IN HIS TIGHTY WHITIES!!!
Nothing else, not even sox.
So imagine a big meaty baldhead Steve Harvey in white Hanes running with a pooch like he saved it from a fire.
The whole bus was laughing and pointing. Embarrassed I go to sit by my girlfriend Jami who just looks out the window the entire ride. we both said nothing. so after lunch and after school, I get on the bus and see Jami's home girl sitting in my spot.
... I don't even blame the dog. I blame pops.
Arya Tsaddiq
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geechee slim;8175994 said:I gotta open with a song from the time. lol
Glenn Jones - I've Been Searching:
Back in middle school, there was a girl named Jami who used to live about three houses down the block. we were always friends, but she asked me out one day at lunch. now we're in the 8th grade, and we get to see each other at lunch and on the school bus.
On some Peter Parker shit, this girl was my Mary Jane. Jami lives right down the street and had a crush on me that I didn't know about. We listened to Mary J Blidge "Whats the 411" on casette player on the school bus. She would come to my house to pump air in her bikes tires or to play with my indoor pooch dog Chancey (named after the Blackstreet singer). At the tender age of 13 I thought I had found the one.
So one day the school bus pulled up in my yard and I walk towards it. I didn't even notice the dog Chancey walked out right behind me. I set foot on the bus and as I'm walking to my seat, all the kids gasped. I look to the left and see my father grabbing Chancey and running back to the house.
This nigga was IN HIS TIGHTY WHITIES!!!
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Nothing else, not even sox.
So imagine a big meaty baldhead Steve Harvey in white Hanes running with a pooch like he saved it from a fire.
The whole bus was laughing and pointing. Embarrassed I go to sit by my girlfriend Jami who just looks out the window the entire ride. we both said nothing. so after lunch and after school, I get on the bus and see Jami's home girl sitting in my spot.
... I don't even blame the dog. I blame pops.
Pops did you a favor. She wasn't a real one.
BangEm_Bart
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illestni99ainne;8175930 said:
The crazy thing is we both got her number. She be eye fucking me. I'm trying to find the right time. This nigga got his ass whooped at a club so we capitalizing cause she think he a soft nigga.
God forgive me.
illestni99ainne
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geechee slim;8175994 said:I gotta open with a song from the time. lol
Glenn Jones - I've Been Searching:
Back in middle school, there was a girl named Jami who used to live about three houses down the block. we were always friends, but she asked me out one day at lunch. now we're in the 8th grade, and we get to see each other at lunch and on the school bus.
On some Peter Parker shit, this girl was my Mary Jane. Jami lives right down the street and had a crush on me that I didn't know about. We listened to Mary J Blidge "Whats the 411" on casette player on the school bus. She would come to my house to pump air in her bikes tires or to play with my indoor pooch dog Chancey (named after the Blackstreet singer). At the tender age of 13 I thought I had found the one.
So one day the school bus pulled up in my yard and I walk towards it. I didn't even notice the dog Chancey walked out right behind me. I set foot on the bus and as I'm walking to my seat, all the kids gasped. I look to the left and see my father grabbing Chancey and running back to the house.
This nigga was IN HIS TIGHTY WHITIES!!!
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Nothing else, not even sox.
So imagine a big meaty baldhead Steve Harvey in white Hanes running with a pooch like he saved it from a fire.
The whole bus was laughing and pointing. Embarrassed I go to sit by my girlfriend Jami who just looks out the window the entire ride. we both said nothing. so after lunch and after school, I get on the bus and see Jami's home girl sitting in my spot.
... I don't even blame the dog. I blame pops.
What kind of dog was Chauncey because we used to have a miniature Shnauzer we named Chauncey after the guy from Blackstreet. That's funny
geechee slim
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You right I spelled it wrong Chauncey was a cocker spaniel poodle (cockapoo) (pause) Women love little cute things.
geechee slim
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I destroyed one of my dad's cars too. He had what they called a Chevy Eurosport he bought from a friend. He says "It takes me back, son. They don't make em like this no more and they never will."
At the time, this car was pretty rad. But He looooved this car. Probably was more proud of the car than me.
So June 2007, my girlfriend was sick. I ditch my car (91 Lumina) and hop in dads Euro to go see her right quick. We met up hugged and kissed, but no sex.
On the drive back the car just STOPS. It muttered and everything electric shut down. I barely pull to the side. Some truck hits the tail and clipped the rear (metal) bumper. I tried n tried but the Euro would not crank.
I called the house for mom but instead dad picks up.
"Where are you?" [/intimidation]
".... by Burger King... on the side of the road."
*click
Daddy pulls up in his Big Ford 250 with a trailer. I slowly get in the passenger. He slams his hat to the floor and grabs my collar.
"Lemme ask you something. You know I can fuck you up, right? Ain't no question I can fuck you up, right son? I donno who you think I am son, but I will fuck you up in front of yo momma. You understand me?!?"
He steps out to hook the car and stops at the fender bender. He almost had tears in his eyes.
"WHAT THA FUCK HAPPENED TO MY CAR?!?!?"
Daddy opens my door pointing in my face. "You let that car run without no gas you fucking idiot?!?! What you think a car runs on? This car only got 30K miles, it's priceless!.... Where you coming from?"
"My girlfriend house."
Daddy picks his hat up and slaps me upside my head at least 3 or 4 times.
"If you ever touch one of my cars again I'll vehicular manslaughter your ass."
At the time, this car was pretty rad. But He looooved this car. Probably was more proud of the car than me.
So June 2007, my girlfriend was sick. I ditch my car (91 Lumina) and hop in dads Euro to go see her right quick. We met up hugged and kissed, but no sex.
On the drive back the car just STOPS. It muttered and everything electric shut down. I barely pull to the side. Some truck hits the tail and clipped the rear (metal) bumper. I tried n tried but the Euro would not crank.
I called the house for mom but instead dad picks up.
"Where are you?" [/intimidation]
".... by Burger King... on the side of the road."
*click
Daddy pulls up in his Big Ford 250 with a trailer. I slowly get in the passenger. He slams his hat to the floor and grabs my collar.
"Lemme ask you something. You know I can fuck you up, right? Ain't no question I can fuck you up, right son? I donno who you think I am son, but I will fuck you up in front of yo momma. You understand me?!?"
He steps out to hook the car and stops at the fender bender. He almost had tears in his eyes.
"WHAT THA FUCK HAPPENED TO MY CAR?!?!?"
Daddy opens my door pointing in my face. "You let that car run without no gas you fucking idiot?!?! What you think a car runs on? This car only got 30K miles, it's priceless!.... Where you coming from?"
"My girlfriend house."
Daddy picks his hat up and slaps me upside my head at least 3 or 4 times.
"If you ever touch one of my cars again I'll vehicular manslaughter your ass."
Recaptimus_Prime360
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geechee slim;8176366 said:I destroyed one of my dad's cars too. He had what they called a Chevy Eurosport he bought from a friend. He says "It takes me back, son. They don't make em like this no more and they never will."
At the time, this car was pretty rad. But He looooved this car. Probably was more proud of the car than me.
So June 2007, my girlfriend was sick. I ditch my car (91 Lumina) and hop in dads Euro to go see her right quick. We met up hugged and kissed, but no sex.
On the drive back the car just STOPS. It muttered and everything electric shut down. I barely pull to the side. Some truck hits the tail and clipped the rear (metal) bumper. I tried n tried but the Euro would not crank.
I called the house for mom but instead dad picks up.
"Where are you?" [/intimidation]
".... by Burger King... on the side of the road."
*click
Daddy pulls up in his Big Ford 250 with a trailer. I slowly get in the passenger. He slams his hat to the floor and grabs my collar.
"Lemme ask you something. You know I can fuck you up, right? Ain't no question I can fuck you up, right son? I donno who you think I am son, but I will fuck you up in front of yo momma. You understand me?!?"
He steps out to hook the car and stops at the fender bender. He almost had tears in his eyes.
"WHAT THA FUCK HAPPENED TO MY CAR?!?!?"
Daddy opens my door pointing in my face. "You let that car run without no gas you fucking idiot?!?! What you think a car runs on? This car only got 30K miles, it's priceless!.... Where you coming from?"
"My girlfriend house."
Daddy picks his hat up and slaps me upside my head at least 3 or 4 times.
"If you ever touch one of my cars again I'll vehicular manslaughter your ass."
LMAO!! This nigga went from callin his father "Dad" at the beginning of the story, to "Daddy". The brotha was reliving that moment and got SHOOK as he was typing it. LOL!!!!!
TEARS!
I was fucking with a girl for a few weeks on some rebound ish and one day I went to work and told her to let herself out.
Fuccen 9 hours later I come home, she still there washing my damn dishes. Broad cleaned the whole apt!
I just said uh...thanks and asked her to leave.
I thought it was really weird though..
Fuccen 9 hours later I come home, she still there washing my damn dishes. Broad cleaned the whole apt!
I just said uh...thanks and asked her to leave.
I thought it was really weird though..
illestni99ainne
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I had a somewhat similar story but I didn't wreck the car thank god. Anyways my folks just got a brand new at the time 99 Cadillac Deville just like this one.
So when he first got it as soon as he saw me eyeing it he was like nigga if you ever mess with my car we gonna have a situation! So of course a nigga was trying to find some way to take the car out for a spin without his knowing out of spite.
So my dad hadn't gotten insurance on the caddy yet so it was sitting in the garage. One Friday my pops went to work in his other car so I wanted to take the car and show off to this bitch I was dealing with. I took it picked her up got some trees and came back home. I got it in the garage and figured no one would know.
So I'm having the time of my life thinking ill just smoke in my room and put towels under the door and leave my window open and no one should be able to smell it. So I'm getting head from this chick and in the middle of it my dad kicks my door in. He takes one look at what's going on and yells out Mothafucka! You have got to be kidding?!?! You getting your dick sucked in my house?!?!?!? Looks at the chick. You should be ashamed of yourself. Get the fuck out! She tears outta there butt ass naked. (Never heard from her again)
So my pops is pacing around the room then he's like you smoking grass in my house?!?!?!? You got some nerve. How'd she even get over here? I didn't say shit but before I even could he made a beeline for the garage. He asked me Marcus did you take my car? I was like no. He then said come here. You know how I can tell you drove my car? Because the city just painted new lines on the turning lane and you drove over them.
I was stuck then. Him: you ready to admit it?
Me
ad, I...
And before I could say another word he punched me in my face. Knocked me out. I woke up in my bed.
So when he first got it as soon as he saw me eyeing it he was like nigga if you ever mess with my car we gonna have a situation! So of course a nigga was trying to find some way to take the car out for a spin without his knowing out of spite.
So my dad hadn't gotten insurance on the caddy yet so it was sitting in the garage. One Friday my pops went to work in his other car so I wanted to take the car and show off to this bitch I was dealing with. I took it picked her up got some trees and came back home. I got it in the garage and figured no one would know.
So I'm having the time of my life thinking ill just smoke in my room and put towels under the door and leave my window open and no one should be able to smell it. So I'm getting head from this chick and in the middle of it my dad kicks my door in. He takes one look at what's going on and yells out Mothafucka! You have got to be kidding?!?! You getting your dick sucked in my house?!?!?!? Looks at the chick. You should be ashamed of yourself. Get the fuck out! She tears outta there butt ass naked. (Never heard from her again)
So my pops is pacing around the room then he's like you smoking grass in my house?!?!?!? You got some nerve. How'd she even get over here? I didn't say shit but before I even could he made a beeline for the garage. He asked me Marcus did you take my car? I was like no. He then said come here. You know how I can tell you drove my car? Because the city just painted new lines on the turning lane and you drove over them.
I was stuck then. Him: you ready to admit it?
Me
ad, I...And before I could say another word he punched me in my face. Knocked me out. I woke up in my bed.
illestni99ainne
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Oh yeah I guess that wasn't really a scumbag story funny tho. My fault yall
kingofkingz
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Oh my gawd hahahhahahaha *dead*
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