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yo, that shit delivered again....

fucking white jeans....

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AP21;8167552 said:
found it

its nothing scumbaggish but still...plenty of Lol's

I remember this one time after college, I was helping out @knock_twice and another podnuh (we'll call him JL) of ours throw a party. These dudes decided to use JL's brother to do security instead of hiring some real security.

This nigga shows up wearing white jeans AND the white belt. I should've left after that. Thats was a sign of the things to come.

I guess i'll drop the rest of the story

so, it was a party for some of the people JL went to high school with. JL is a couple years younger than us and was only like 3 years removed from high school at the time or some shit, so anyway, his brother is all like "yea yea yea, ya'll got the right man for the job. Aint SHIT getting by me. I dont play that shit. Side note, his brother is like 10 years my senior, so he telling us all the shit he gonna do to make sure everybody have a good time. This dude like 5'6 talking mad shit.

So the kids started showing up and what not and at first he was actually doing a good job patting people down and stuff, but them white jeans kicked in and he started half assing it and eventually a couple of cats snuck in bottles of liquor.

So JL at this point is walking around the party looking like the secret service talking into his headset and shit. This was around the time of the spinach green screen nokia phones and i'll never forget this dude had G-Unit Stunt 101 as a ringtone...smh, but anyway, im laughing at him right. Girls calling him asking him to let them in free, which i told him was gonna happen but anyways...

So me and @knock_twice at the door taking the money and shit. There is a line full of people, and JL brother no where to be found. Oh, then we found him, his ass was on the dance floor East Side stomping to Youngbloodz "damn". Next thing you know, all i see is a bunch of commotion. These nignogs started fighting. Knock_twice then gets under the table. All I hear after that is "MAN SEND THE POLICE OUT HERE!! THEY SHOOTIN!!!". He called 911 lmao.

Police come shut the party down and white jeans standing there saying "I just dont know what happened"

FOH

Welp, tell my family I love them...

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I had the moneybox clutched in one hand and on the phone with the cops, str8 semi-bitch mode.."man where yall asses at, they shooting out here" Lol man shit had got real..bitches hollering and screaming, niggas\bodies falling to the flo..smh..I stayed my black ass under that bitch until the cops arrived.. Lmao..call me what you want..I don't give a fuck.

"you can come out now sir" a cop told me after the scene was cleared..

Lmao...smh

man I hate niggas with all my heart Lol..smh

 
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Knock_Twice;8167589 said:
I had the moneybox clutched in one hand and on the phone with the cops, str8 semi-bitch mode.."man where yall asses at, they shooting out here" Lol man shit had got real..bitches hollering and screaming, niggas\bodies falling to the flo..smh..I stayed my black ass under that bitch until the cops arrived.. Lmao..call me what you want..I don't give a fuck.

"you can come out now sir" a cop told me after the scene was cleared..

Lmao...smh

man I hate niggas with all my heart Lol..smh

This was @AP21 talking shit to @Knock_Twice on the way home

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I found a synopsis you posted of the mute uncle haircut lol

Knock_Twice;7649294 said:
KingSimba;7649272 said:
Knock_Twice;7649242 said:
KingSimba;7649222 said:
Cain;7649212 said:
Ayo @Knock_Twice‌ what thread was that where you told that story about getting caught up?

This the one you was talking about yesterday where dude said he acted like he was cutting ole girls uncle hair? Lol

I was that dude Lol...I can't even find it folk..@du may have it..but yea man that shit bruh Lol...I still laugh at that shit..

Bruh how did you pull that off?! Haha

You really a barber too? Or that was just some GOAT improvising on your part? Lol

KingSimba;7649272 said:
Knock_Twice;7649242 said:
KingSimba;7649222 said:
Cain;7649212 said:
Ayo @Knock_Twice‌ what thread was that where you told that story about getting caught up?

This the one you was talking about yesterday where dude said he acted like he was cutting ole girls uncle hair? Lol

I was that dude Lol...I can't even find it folk..@du may have it..but yea man that shit bruh Lol...I still laugh at that shit..

Bruh how did you pull that off?! Haha

You really a barber too? Or that was just some GOAT improvising on your part? Lol

Lol..nah..never held a set of clippers in my life until that day

LOL..the uncle was a mute..so of course nigga couldn't say nothing..and the lil chick put the box with the clippers on the table and shit and ran to the door and left me and the mute there..so me, I was like fuck it...plugged them shits in and got to cutting that nigga head smh Lol..before I knew I had fucked that man shit all up..shit a nigga was cutting like I knew what fuck i was doing..I was cutting that niggas shit like I was coloring in coloring book LMAO...smh..but what killed the mode was when the chick and her old man came back and she saw how I fucked up her uncle's head LMAO..that look..nigga I'll be 91 years old and still remember that look on her face LOL..then my aint shit ass...was making it like I had given the best cut of my life...told her old man..aye man I can get you next too LMAO...bruh I don't know how the fuck I managed to get outta that shit..bruh..smh..

I kid you not bruh this shit happened....bruh..chicks aint shit...
 
yo that uncle hair cut story is forever lost, i just exhausted all parameters of the search engine i could come up with, lol
 
Knock_Twice;8167589 said:
I had the moneybox clutched in one hand and on the phone with the cops, str8 semi-bitch mode.."man where yall asses at, they shooting out here" Lol man shit had got real..bitches hollering and screaming, niggas\bodies falling to the flo..smh..I stayed my black ass under that bitch until the cops arrived.. Lmao..call me what you want..I don't give a fuck.

"you can come out now sir" a cop told me after the scene was cleared..

Lmao...smh

man I hate niggas with all my heart Lol..smh

What tripped me out is after the police cleared everybody out, the dude that ya'll rented the building from was like:

~wipes forehead~

Man, we gotta do this shit again. When ya'll wanna throw another one?

Im thinking to myself, "didnt this nigga just see what happened? dafuq"?

We actually ran into JL brother "white jeans" a few months later at Bayou Classic in New Orleans. I wanna say this was slightly after the "grillz by Nelly, Paul Wall, Big Gipp" era.

So we going up the escalator in the Superdome and we see him as we getting off. This nignog had on a chain that looked straight out of the fuck nigga catalog. That shit was so dull. It looked like one good bump into another dude on mistake and that shit woulda just fell to the floor and shattered. Then he had the matching grill and kept talking in a manner that kept showing that pos in his mouth. He might as well just took some hershey kisses foil and put that over his teeth vs this shit he actually paid for. He kept saying shit like:

"ya'll boys out chea huh"

"ya'll tryna hook up later huh"

"they got some hoes out chea huh"

I dont wanna lie on him, but I swear he had on white jeans that night and them bitches was starched down so hard, he woulda sliced a chick leg if he started dancing on her from behind.

my bad for the derail fellas

let the scumbagging commence
 
" Then he had the matching grill and kept talking in a manner that kept showing that pos in his mouth. He might as well just took some hershey kisses foil and put that over his teeth vs this shit he actually paid for. He kept saying shit like:

"ya'll boys out chea huh"

"ya'll tryna hook up later huh"

"they got some hoes out chea huh"


NO MAS! NO MAS!! I can't! LMAO!!!!
 
Knock_Twice;8168314 said:
Man yall niggas get this thread back on track Lol

Next scum step up to the mic Lol..

@Knock_Twice I think you should drop that barber story again for those who haven't read it, for the threads sake, when you get time... if you not no bitch... respectfully haha

 
Knock_Twice;8167589 said:
I had the moneybox clutched in one hand and on the phone with the cops, str8 semi-bitch mode.."man where yall asses at, they shooting out here" Lol man shit had got real..bitches hollering and screaming, niggas\bodies falling to the flo..smh..I stayed my black ass under that bitch until the cops arrived.. Lmao..call me what you want..I don't give a fuck.

"you can come out now sir" a cop told me after the scene was cleared..

Lmao...smh

man I hate niggas with all my heart Lol..smh

Lmao!!!

This shit here got me rollin'!!.... I don't know why, but I'm jus picturing yo ass underneath the table with despair still in your eyes and asking the police... "Ion' know.... Yall sure mayne??" lol

That story sounded like it was str8 out a movie.

 
So I used to work with this bad ass Puerto Rican chick at a telemarketing call center. All the niggas was trying to smash including my black ass. I had approached her before but she was like I got a man. (Insert Positive K I got a man song here)

Anyways I couple months go by and its July I had a few weeks of vacation saved up so I was talking about going to Worlds of Fun in Kansas City. Homie of mine who worked with me wanted to roll with his girl and I had some bitch lined up to go with me. So were talking about the plans one day during break in the break room and the Puerto Rican chick overheard, and interrupted all excited like I've never been to Worlds of Fun can I go!?!?!

I started to say we had a packed car till she sat next to me and started hugging up on me like ill make it worth your while trying to flirt. Well I was sold after that. I told the chick that I was going to take that I had mandatory overtime now and couldn't go and we left on a Friday.

Well I live in Omaha and kc is a short trip like 3 hrs and I had my ford explorer and there was 4 of us so should have been a relatively comfortable ride. So I picked up my homie and his girl then we go to pick up Vanessa. Here's where I was starting to doubt if I was feeling her. So I get there and she's not fully packed. So had to wait like an hr till she was ready. Then she packed like we was gonna be gone a week had like 3 suitcases. I was like baby girl we only gonna be gone the weekend. She said I gotta have. Choices and I want to look good for you.

So against my better judgement I stuffed all her shit in my car with our shit and had to move a dufflebag to the back seat cuz there was no more room. So now homie girlfriend complaining. Vanessa and her share a few words and we had to seperate them because Vanessa acted like she was going to swing on her. So had to spend another 30 minutes calming them both down. We haven't even hit the road yet. I was highly pissed off and considered calling the whole thing off but I wanted to still smash because even though she was starting to annoy me she was still fine as fuck and you don't have to like the person you smashing right?

Ok so we finally hit the road and the whole time there shes complaining about my musical choices. (In my head I'm like you gonna sit here and listen to kool g rap and like it bitch) but I was just like I just brought my CD's and my stereo don't pick up radio stations. So she in the car pouting about that.

So we finally get there check into our hotel and go to Worlds of Fun. I paid her way in and also got the pass where we could skip the lines. We ended up having a great day. So that night we go back to the hotel say goodnight to my friend and his girl and go to our room. We chill for a second watching a movie and before I could even fix my mouth to say something she's like Illestniggainne can we just wait till tomorrow I think I overheated myself today and am feeling kinda woozy. Me:Oh yeah babe I'm kinda tired myself (I'm lying in my head I'm like)

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But I relax say fuck it there's always tomorrow. The next day we go to Oceans of fun. Its like a waterslide park. She seems fine the next morning. So we go and again have a blast. So after we have dinner and go to a lliquor store pick up some beer, Hennessey and wine coolers for the bitches and go back to the hotel. We setup shop in my room. Start having some drinks and playing spades.

A little into it Vannessa says she brought some weed and did we wanna smoke. Were all like hell yeah. In my head I'm rubbing my hands together like Birdman the plan is coming together. Get her a little inebriated and maybe she'll stop acting all prudish. So we smoking and I get her to take a couple shots of the henny. So after awhile we quit playing spades but are chilling listening to music. I start kinda pushing up on Vanessa and at the same time trying to hint to my nigga him and his gal gotta bounce. So Vanessa sees this and loud as fuck yells out OH I UNDERSTAND NOW! YOU THOUGHT WHEN I SAID I'D MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE IF YOU LET ME COME WITH YALL THAT I'D BE FUCKING YOU! NO I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE WEED THAT I BROUGHT BECAUSE I KNEW YOU LIKED TO SMOKE! Were not having sex!

As soon as she said that my nigga busts out laughing. His gal was like oh shit and I'm sitting there trying to process what she said. Then I just sat there with the I eat ass face the rest of the night when I didn't even get to eat no ass.

Anyways in the middle of the night when everyone went to sleep. I snuck out went to my niggas room knocked a hundred times till he finally opened the door and said yo lets bounce I'm leaving her ass here. He was shocked but said my nigga I UNDERSTAND. So we got all our things together. I was able to sneak back in my room and get my things cuz I could tell she was still fucked up.

We left and an hour into my drive Vanessa is blowing up my phone cussing me out. I never answered. Fuck that bitch. Later I heard she got arrested at the hotel for causing a scene and ended up getting fired from our job so didn't have to see her anymore.

I ran into her about a year ago and she's still pissed I tried to say hello but she just flipped me off and walked away lol.
 
illestni99ainne;8169223 said:
So I ... he finally opened the door and said yo lets bounce I'm leaving her ass here. He was shocked but said my nigga I UNDERSTAND. So we got all our things together. I was able to sneak back in my room and get my things cuz I could tell she was still fucked up.

We left and an hour into my drive Vanessa is blowing up my phone cussing me out. I never answered. Fuck that bitch. Later I heard she got arrested at the hotel for causing a scene and ended up getting fired from our job so didn't have to see her anymore.

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