I remember this one time after college, I was helping out @knock_twice and another podnuh (we'll call him JL) of ours throw a party. These dudes decided to use JL's brother to do security instead of hiring some real security.
This nigga shows up wearing white jeans AND the white belt. I should've left after that. Thats was a sign of the things to come.
I guess i'll drop the rest of the story
so, it was a party for some of the people JL went to high school with. JL is a couple years younger than us and was only like 3 years removed from high school at the time or some shit, so anyway, his brother is all like "yea yea yea, ya'll got the right man for the job. Aint SHIT getting by me. I dont play that shit. Side note, his brother is like 10 years my senior, so he telling us all the shit he gonna do to make sure everybody have a good time. This dude like 5'6 talking mad shit.
So the kids started showing up and what not and at first he was actually doing a good job patting people down and stuff, but them white jeans kicked in and he started half assing it and eventually a couple of cats snuck in bottles of liquor.
So JL at this point is walking around the party looking like the secret service talking into his headset and shit. This was around the time of the spinach green screen nokia phones and i'll never forget this dude had G-Unit Stunt 101 as a ringtone...smh, but anyway, im laughing at him right. Girls calling him asking him to let them in free, which i told him was gonna happen but anyways...
So me and @knock_twice at the door taking the money and shit. There is a line full of people, and JL brother no where to be found. Oh, then we found him, his ass was on the dance floor East Side stomping to Youngbloodz "damn". Next thing you know, all i see is a bunch of commotion. These nignogs started fighting. Knock_twice then gets under the table. All I hear after that is "MAN SEND THE POLICE OUT HERE!! THEY SHOOTIN!!!". He called 911 lmao.
Police come shut the party down and white jeans standing there saying "I just dont know what happened"
FOH