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DWO;8166318 said:
I woula quit too.
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I woula quit too.
Bulletproof Wallets
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I think all of the L's being caught before 16yrs old should go on your preseason record and not factor in to your Regular season stats. @TheScumbagCounsel.
Knock_Twice
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Man, this shit is long, fuck it *shruggs*
I had to get this one out...
"A Helluva Night"
I said on here before that I was the city’s big bootleg CD dude back in the day. I wasn’t one them niggas that stood on the corner or posted up in front of the liquor store or any, I would just drop your shit off to you or you could come pick yo shit up at my mama nem house where I stayed, (if I knew you well enough) or we would just meet up somewhere. I had a coworker of mines that would buy CDs from the kid from time to time; she was a cool chick, she would come over to my mama and nem house and pick her CDs up, we became cool as time went on and she would come over and come upstairs and just download songs off my computer from Napster/Limewire and make her own mix CDs. If you were cool and I could trust you, I’ll let you come up to the operation room/crack house (what I called it, really my fucking bedroom) and make your own shit. I do this especially for the chicks. It was a setup that I used pretty much 70% the times (if not more) to smash chicks but I’ll get to that later. Fuck it, back then I ain’t have no game, still don’t, so I’ll just use my lil status that I had around the city to smash majority of the bitches that I fucked with, I aint give a shit, but anyway, the coworker chick asked one night, we both getting off work could she come over and make some CDs, I was like cool, and she told me that she was bringing a friend of hers, she telling me about the chick to me and come to find out, I knew the lil chick, from off campus, I’d see her around campus at the student union and shot the shits to her or whatever, cool chick. I had no interest in her though, but I told my coworker, cool, I have no problems with yall coming over. So they get over to the crib, we all upstairs, they going through my computer picking songs, downloading songs and shit, going crazy when they find certain songs in my library saying shit about songs “Girl I know this nigga don’t have this song, you think he have such and such song” and I’ll have it the shit, I said this because this would be the setup of how I would smash most of these chicks believe it or not Lmao…I’ll have chicks up in the room like these 2, going through songs and shit, and they’ll be like “I know you don’t have such and such song” and they would find it in my library and then look back me as I’m chilling in the cut and I’ll just smile, like yea bitch I got it I’m up on shit Lol..(for some reason bitches would like me even harder when I’ll have a song that they believed nobody in the world knew but them and I’ll have it Lol, and this shit sounds so crazy, but I would smash bitches to the song or songs that they thought they were the only ones to know about.. nobody but them supposedly have heard these certain songs but them lol..dumb shit but I guess..I was like yea I heard of the song and I have it...…Lmao..man I remember downloading that Jamie Foxx song Infatuation (got it from off another chick’s mix list) and I had a chick come up to the operation room and was like “I know you don’t have this song, the Jamie Foxx song and I had it..she sees it and was like "oh my GOD, you got it" I was like "yea bitch I do" lol...this bitch said nigga I want you to tear this pussy up right now LMAOOOO, and doubled clicked on the song Lol... smh man I miss them days smh. I aint shit but they aint neither but anyway back to the story, I'm chilling in the cut, watching them make their CDs or whatnot, and ole girl, my coworker friend (Mia), says she doesn't have any money, she hits me with the "Can I pay you on tomorrow, come get it from me at the Student Union at 12 when you get out of class" so I'm like here we go with the bullshit, I was like Aight. 12 comes and I meet Mia at the Union and surprisingly she has my money and she asks, if she could come over and make some more CDs, I was like, I really don't wanna start a habit of this, and I just don't let any and everybody that I know just come to my room and make their CDs like that, and she was like oh ok, but I was like you can come this time, it's all gravy, so she was like Aight.
I had to get this one out...
"A Helluva Night"
I said on here before that I was the city’s big bootleg CD dude back in the day. I wasn’t one them niggas that stood on the corner or posted up in front of the liquor store or any, I would just drop your shit off to you or you could come pick yo shit up at my mama nem house where I stayed, (if I knew you well enough) or we would just meet up somewhere. I had a coworker of mines that would buy CDs from the kid from time to time; she was a cool chick, she would come over to my mama and nem house and pick her CDs up, we became cool as time went on and she would come over and come upstairs and just download songs off my computer from Napster/Limewire and make her own mix CDs. If you were cool and I could trust you, I’ll let you come up to the operation room/crack house (what I called it, really my fucking bedroom) and make your own shit. I do this especially for the chicks. It was a setup that I used pretty much 70% the times (if not more) to smash chicks but I’ll get to that later. Fuck it, back then I ain’t have no game, still don’t, so I’ll just use my lil status that I had around the city to smash majority of the bitches that I fucked with, I aint give a shit, but anyway, the coworker chick asked one night, we both getting off work could she come over and make some CDs, I was like cool, and she told me that she was bringing a friend of hers, she telling me about the chick to me and come to find out, I knew the lil chick, from off campus, I’d see her around campus at the student union and shot the shits to her or whatever, cool chick. I had no interest in her though, but I told my coworker, cool, I have no problems with yall coming over. So they get over to the crib, we all upstairs, they going through my computer picking songs, downloading songs and shit, going crazy when they find certain songs in my library saying shit about songs “Girl I know this nigga don’t have this song, you think he have such and such song” and I’ll have it the shit, I said this because this would be the setup of how I would smash most of these chicks believe it or not Lmao…I’ll have chicks up in the room like these 2, going through songs and shit, and they’ll be like “I know you don’t have such and such song” and they would find it in my library and then look back me as I’m chilling in the cut and I’ll just smile, like yea bitch I got it I’m up on shit Lol..(for some reason bitches would like me even harder when I’ll have a song that they believed nobody in the world knew but them and I’ll have it Lol, and this shit sounds so crazy, but I would smash bitches to the song or songs that they thought they were the only ones to know about.. nobody but them supposedly have heard these certain songs but them lol..dumb shit but I guess..I was like yea I heard of the song and I have it...…Lmao..man I remember downloading that Jamie Foxx song Infatuation (got it from off another chick’s mix list) and I had a chick come up to the operation room and was like “I know you don’t have this song, the Jamie Foxx song and I had it..she sees it and was like "oh my GOD, you got it" I was like "yea bitch I do" lol...this bitch said nigga I want you to tear this pussy up right now LMAOOOO, and doubled clicked on the song Lol... smh man I miss them days smh. I aint shit but they aint neither but anyway back to the story, I'm chilling in the cut, watching them make their CDs or whatnot, and ole girl, my coworker friend (Mia), says she doesn't have any money, she hits me with the "Can I pay you on tomorrow, come get it from me at the Student Union at 12 when you get out of class" so I'm like here we go with the bullshit, I was like Aight. 12 comes and I meet Mia at the Union and surprisingly she has my money and she asks, if she could come over and make some more CDs, I was like, I really don't wanna start a habit of this, and I just don't let any and everybody that I know just come to my room and make their CDs like that, and she was like oh ok, but I was like you can come this time, it's all gravy, so she was like Aight.
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Knock_Twice
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Now there's another girl that I was messing with at the time, just kicking it wit, I hit her up and tell her to come through to chill and watch some movies, on some normal shit that we do. I'm thinking ole girl can come make her CDs which shouldn’t take long and be done by time my lil boo get off work, I timed it perfectly, and everything would just fall in line. A normal night is what I thought was going to take place
That motherfucking night, SMH
My coworker's friend (Mia) comes over to the crib to get her CDs made, I hear the door bell, I go down stairs. I greet her at the door and I’m looking at her, the bitch eyes are all glossy and she just standing there like she about to just lean over and fall into a nigga arms, she comes in the house, she’s wobbling and shit like she had about 5 or 6 drinks, so I’m just looking at her, like “what’s up, you good, you aight huh?”, she was like yea “I’m good”, we walking upstairs and she’s missing steps and shit and I’m like, “you sho you aight”. She was like “yea I’m, I’m, I’m okkk” She says the shit wit a slur. I’m looking sideways at the chick now. We walk in my room and she just takes her heels off and immediately crashes down on my bed, lays across that motherfucker gets under the covers and I'm looking like "what in hell is going on?" “um um yo what the fuck you think you’re doing" and she says "I'm so drunk, I'm drunk as a skunk, my head is spinning" and I'm like uhh Mia "why did you even come here if you are drunk? she says, she was on a date with Jacob, (assuming that I know this nigga and that she was on a date) he took her to a spot around the corner from my mama nem crib and they got to drinking, said she thought she was good to drive home but she wasn't so she came over instead, plus she wanted to get over here to make her CDs, “Jacob is so nice to me, me and him had a nice time and he’s a really great guy”. So I got this look on my face, like umm, what the fuck is a Jacob? And I really don’t give a shit about you and his situation, (this is how I talk to ppl in RL lol) so it may sound like I’m coming off as a hater, but in RL, I don’t give 2 shits about your shit. She going on and on about this Jacob dude, that drunk talk that drunks do, about marrying this nigga and having kids for him. I’m standing there just looking at her ass, like is this bitch really telling me this shit and 2. Does she really in her rabbit ass mind, think I give a fuck about her future or dedication to this nigga, the fuck, so I’m like here we go wit the bullshit is what I’m thinking. She likes she just wanna lay here and take a nap for a couple of hours, so she can shake back. I said nah, I got someone coming over in a few to chill, you gotta make your CDs and leave, she’s like that’s cool, I won’t bother yall, Let me just lay here she starts to doze off I can sense. Now I’m like man “nah you gotta leave, you can’t stay”, I kept saying “nah you can’t stay, nah you can’t stay, I must have said the shit about 4 or 5 times until it finally dawned on me that this bitch wasnt trying to hear what I was saying. I realized the bitch wasn’t making no moves to what I was asking her to do, “She really just lying in my bed falling asleep in my mama shit is what this bitch is trying to do” I’m saying this to myself. I must have continued saying that shit about 11 mo times asking her to get up and leave, bitch still aint move, now I’m pleading with her “Like for real Mia please, you can’t stay, you gotta go” Mia don’t know the type of chick I’m fucking with, I know. I know my lil boo that’s coming over is bat crazy and will blow this bitch up if she found out ole girl was up in my room, yet alone sleep in my bed under my covers, No way in hell would she believed me if I told her that this bitch just came over to make CDs, me just letting her make her CDs and me not trying to fuck or setup a future fuck (which I wasn’t trying to) wasn’t going to fly with my lil boo, cuz she knew the game I ran on chicks
That motherfucking night, SMH
My coworker's friend (Mia) comes over to the crib to get her CDs made, I hear the door bell, I go down stairs. I greet her at the door and I’m looking at her, the bitch eyes are all glossy and she just standing there like she about to just lean over and fall into a nigga arms, she comes in the house, she’s wobbling and shit like she had about 5 or 6 drinks, so I’m just looking at her, like “what’s up, you good, you aight huh?”, she was like yea “I’m good”, we walking upstairs and she’s missing steps and shit and I’m like, “you sho you aight”. She was like “yea I’m, I’m, I’m okkk” She says the shit wit a slur. I’m looking sideways at the chick now. We walk in my room and she just takes her heels off and immediately crashes down on my bed, lays across that motherfucker gets under the covers and I'm looking like "what in hell is going on?" “um um yo what the fuck you think you’re doing" and she says "I'm so drunk, I'm drunk as a skunk, my head is spinning" and I'm like uhh Mia "why did you even come here if you are drunk? she says, she was on a date with Jacob, (assuming that I know this nigga and that she was on a date) he took her to a spot around the corner from my mama nem crib and they got to drinking, said she thought she was good to drive home but she wasn't so she came over instead, plus she wanted to get over here to make her CDs, “Jacob is so nice to me, me and him had a nice time and he’s a really great guy”. So I got this look on my face, like umm, what the fuck is a Jacob? And I really don’t give a shit about you and his situation, (this is how I talk to ppl in RL lol) so it may sound like I’m coming off as a hater, but in RL, I don’t give 2 shits about your shit. She going on and on about this Jacob dude, that drunk talk that drunks do, about marrying this nigga and having kids for him. I’m standing there just looking at her ass, like is this bitch really telling me this shit and 2. Does she really in her rabbit ass mind, think I give a fuck about her future or dedication to this nigga, the fuck, so I’m like here we go wit the bullshit is what I’m thinking. She likes she just wanna lay here and take a nap for a couple of hours, so she can shake back. I said nah, I got someone coming over in a few to chill, you gotta make your CDs and leave, she’s like that’s cool, I won’t bother yall, Let me just lay here she starts to doze off I can sense. Now I’m like man “nah you gotta leave, you can’t stay”, I kept saying “nah you can’t stay, nah you can’t stay, I must have said the shit about 4 or 5 times until it finally dawned on me that this bitch wasnt trying to hear what I was saying. I realized the bitch wasn’t making no moves to what I was asking her to do, “She really just lying in my bed falling asleep in my mama shit is what this bitch is trying to do” I’m saying this to myself. I must have continued saying that shit about 11 mo times asking her to get up and leave, bitch still aint move, now I’m pleading with her “Like for real Mia please, you can’t stay, you gotta go” Mia don’t know the type of chick I’m fucking with, I know. I know my lil boo that’s coming over is bat crazy and will blow this bitch up if she found out ole girl was up in my room, yet alone sleep in my bed under my covers, No way in hell would she believed me if I told her that this bitch just came over to make CDs, me just letting her make her CDs and me not trying to fuck or setup a future fuck (which I wasn’t trying to) wasn’t going to fly with my lil boo, cuz she knew the game I ran on chicks
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Knock_Twice
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that would fuck with me with this CD shit, cuz I had ran the same game on her Lol I knew that shit wouldn’t fly with her ass that Mia was just over here to just make a CD (which she was), she’d know that I was trying to use the CD shit so I could really fuck. Now, all nervousness inside of me kicks in, My voice tone has change, I’m stuttering, Nah Mia fo real girl, you can’t stay, you don’t understand, and she’s like understand what Jacob, Jacob? Now I know she’s out of it, and shit she’s calling me this nigga. I’m like Man fuck, why do I get myself into these fuck’d up situations, fuck man. I'm thinking now pacing back and forth in my room and looking at her, how am I going to get this bitch outta the house before my lil boo comes over, and this lil boo, with her, I wasn't trying to fuck this situation up, I actually liked her, any other chick, I wouldn't give 2 shits about it, I'll just say fuck it and get jammed up and watch and see what would take place and laugh about it later with my patnas, Lol, everything was a joke to me anyway back then, I gave no fucks about if shit blew up in my face Lol, but this lil boo that was coming over, I chased this chick and put in hard work and time to get to the point I was at with this chick. I wasn’t about to let all my hard work go down the drain from this shit, Hell no. I couldn’t fuck this situation up with my lil boo smh. I got this chick still lying in my bed, she dayum near in a snooze now, I'm like fuck fuck fuck, think Knock, I gotta get this bitch outta here, so I’m at the edge of my bed, I raise the end up the covers up at the edge of my bed, I grabbed one of her legs and gets to pulling on that bitch, Like bitch “yo ass gotta to go, bitch get yo ass up” I’m trying to pull this bitch outta the bed, I’m thinking if I can drag this bitch outta my bed, I can then drag her ass downstairs like a fucking heavy coat with that leg or something , That heavy leg weight motherfucker wouldn’t budge, I’m pulling and tugging like “bring yo ass here” and this bitch just fighting me and shit, I couldn’t pull that leg to get her to land on the floor, she’ll just switch positions in the bed, so after that shit wouldn’t work, I’m like fuck, I’m pleading now, “Mia you have to go girl boo please, you just don’t really understand, you have to go. I don’t know what to do now, and in my head, WW3 will be setup off in this motherfucker when ole gurl pulls up. I was like let me call a couple of my patnas from across the streets and we can wrap her ass up in the covers like a blunt and just roll her ass outta here and toss her in the backseat and I’ll have one them niggas drive her down the street somewhere and just lock her in the car, this bitch gotta get out this motherfucker, I’m on the house phone and I'm trying to call any homeboys of mine to come over I'm calling and calling and nobody's picking up the fucking phone, (niggas never around when you need them) so my anxiety/paranoia kicking in even harder, the chick now is moaning and mumbling some shit, mumbling some shit like "I just wanna be near the stars, and float like the wind" I'm looking at this bitch and my phone like, “man somebody pick up the fucking phone” please anybody, of course nobody's picking up, I’m calling my cousins, now. I had a mind to walk over to my neighbor and ask his old ass to help me get this bitch out. At this point I'm fucking scared, dayum near trembling smh lol, ole girl that was supposed to be coming over, now calls, I answer, she’s like “what you doing”, I was like “just chilling or whatnot”, she says “well I’m leaving work now, and I got into with a customer, I had to almost slap a bitch today” I’ll tell you when I get over there” “so I’m like shit this motherfucker coming over, pissed off and I got this shit going on over here, all hell finna break loose up in this bitch Lol” I think a tear came down my eyes Lol. I was like stuttering “aight, I guess I’ll see you when you get here” hung the phone up, looked at the bitch still lying in bed and “Man it’s about to be WW3 in this motherfucker, why me why me man”. I'm sweating a little under the arms and shit now, I look back over to the chick and hear the her mumbling some more stupid shit "she wants to be with the wind and the dark night" and I'm like, man is this some fuckin joke or dream or something , the fuck is going on up this
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Knock_Twice
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motherfucker, I'm standing at the edge of the bed, hands behind my head, like fuck I'm going to do with this shit, this shit is not really happening right now, in-fucking-possible, I goes around to the side of the bed she was on and I’m just begging her to please get up and leave, I’ll make you 20 CDs for free, anything just goooo, please gooo, she opens her eyes slightly and says "lean down Jacob" and I’m like I aint no fucking Jacbo, I’m Knock, you really fucked up girl, I lean down, her breath funky as fuck and she says come closer, I goes closer and she grabs a nigga cheeks and kisses me, nigga that fuckin smell almost made me throw the fuck up, she leans up from under the cover and starts to pull my shorts down, "wtf the fuck is going on look on my face, what you doing Mia" she does the pulling of the shorts down and pulls me into bed with her, and now I'm between her thighs, and she puts my hands on her hips and she's wiggling her way outta her jeans, and man, this girl had to have the softest thighs that I've come across, her shit felt like pillows smh I'm like, I can't fuck her, ole girl will be over here in no time, this aint about to happen, she was like, come on Jacob, and again Who the fuck Is Jacob, I aint no fucking Jacob, I’m Knock bitch? She starting pulling on a nigga dick, I was like fuck it at this point, I guess I am Jacob. I’ll be him then, let me get me some pussy shit I’m already about to die, shit already about to get real up this motherfucker in few minutes, I'm looking at the clock that I have on my drawer, an ole girl should be pulling up in about 20 or so minutes, her job isn’t that far from my mama house, so I open my drawer and grab me an ole rubber and said to myself fuck it, Let me get to stroking as this Jacob nigga, at least, plus I knew my niggas at school would clown me if I told them I had her in my bed and I didn't smash, them niggas wouldn’t have let me live that down, (and that's what I did that Monday when we got to the Union lol told them niggas this shit, I left out the Jacob part though) I gets to smashing, my conscious is now fucking with me,” Man Knock ole girl coming over , ole girl coming over is all I could think of, she crazy nigga, she crazy nigga lol…is all that’s going through my mind, so I'm like man fuck, I did prolly one of the most dumbest shit that I could think of, First, I don't know about you niggas, but wearing a rubber, a nigga can go all night dayum near without bussing, so I knew this, so what I did, smh Lol this the stupidest shit that I could think of at the moment smh, I gave about 3 or 4 hard strokes with grunts and yelled Arrrrgghhh I'm cumming out loud, I fake started shaking my body/ shivering while on top her and then I did something like a jerk motion while inside her like I’m really nutting and shit, I had my legs to shake and shit, I mean I'm selling this motherfucker like I'm really doing my thing in her, I gets to breathing hard and everything, she was like 'wow you really had a good one huh' me, fake breathing hard "yea I did. I was like you are amazing”. I tells her that I got to wash myself off and you gotta go now, she was like ok Jacob (at that point I was like fuck it I’m the Jacob nigga now I guess) I gets up, pull my shorts up, grab a towel, wet the towel and wrapped the bitch around the chick’s neck (still don't know wtf I was thinking by doing this Lol) and I escorted her slowly downstairs (pretending that I cared for her health and well-being, but really trying to hurry this bitch outta the house to her car) She gets in car and she says she thinks she could make it home, I’m in my mind like “yea yea whatever, please start yo car up now and leave” so I give her the "go str8 directly home and call me when you get home concern speech to hurry her ass up" as she pulls off, I really didn't a give shit if that bitch ran into a ditch head first when she left my shit, I was trying to get this bitch outta sight before my chick pulled the fuck up cuz her crazy ass would have blew that bitch up if she saw ole girl there
Knock_Twice
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I darted back inside fast as I could, knocking shit down as I ran upstairs, hurried up and made my bed back up. I went into my bathroom where I kept my air freshener spray, I took that bitch out and dayum near used the whole can spraying my room and shit, (bitches can pick up another bitch scent from a mile away) so I knew I had to get ole girl scent smell outta my room. I pulled back the covers and sprayed all inside them shits, to kill whatever sex scent, her scent, that may still be seeded into the sheets, took my pillows and patted them bitches down good, made sure none of her hair strings weren’t on them bitches, this bitch I was fucking wit can that was coming over could detect shit like that, she knew when it wasn’t her hair strings (bitch was crazy) smh. I sprayed all under the bed, just in case ole girl scent may have went through the mattress and went in the carpet and shit , man I got me some of that carpet cleaner shit that you put on your carpet to give it a smell after you run the vacuum cleaner over that shit. I threw that shit up in the air and let it fall on the carpet and bathroom floor, finally I wiped myself down with a rag, Doorbell rings. I ran down stair, breathing all hard and shit.
It's ole girl (my lil boo) I greet her at the door, she hits me with the "nigga why you breathing all hard and why you smelling all peachy and shit" (fucking air freshener I used was that peachy kind and shit) I nervously laughed it off and we went upstairs, we walk into the room, and ole girl is like “nigga your whole room smells peachy and shit and what's with all the carpet cleaner shit plastered all over your floor and carpet, the fuck you was doing in here”, I looked around like with the trying to ignore what she just said lol "so how was work I asked" “what happened between you and the customer that you was about to slap” (I’m trying to change the subject and shit) she get in the bed and was about to start telling me but then she hit me with the"nigga all your sheets smell like peaches and shit" nigga what is going on, and I'm was like, at this point, I needed to say something to get her to stop asking me questions, I was like “Fuck can a nigga clean up, Shit,you always come in and say my room is messy and smell like outside, now when a nigga get a peachy smell it’s fucking problems and shit, what the fuck do you want, the outside smell or peachy smell, fuck” (I tried to put the shit on her, make it seem like she was at fault lol) she was like “ok nigga dayum I was just asking, watch yo tone nigga”, (me and thinking in my head) “dayum she really fell for what I said Lmao..smh. That night my conscious again was just fucked up, lying in bed with my lil boo, I just kept thinking of what had just happened, the shit wouldn’t leave my mind, man I just knew my lil boo was go find out about what happened, I was so so nervous , so we get to smashing, I was so nervous about what had just happened, I stroked this bitch 5 times and bussed, that bitch sat up and was like "nigga what the fuck was that, you done? what’s going on with you, at this point, my mind is all fuck up and going 100mph, I just thought of the 1st thing I could think of, I was like “I had to cut grass today, I cut the back and front, and I'm still a lil tired from that that's why I came so early” I’m just a lil tired that's all, but let me eat you out and I'll be back to normal. Man I couldn’t even eat ole girl right, she was like nigga get up, just get up, you aint doing nothing down there, just get cho ass up from down there, come lay down with me. I felt so hurt lol, as I laid in bed and she fell asleep on me, all I could do was think what the fuck just happened. This shit wouldn’t happen to any other nigga in the world but my ass smh.
*tears*
After that incident, ole girl Mia, I would see her around campus, and this bitch wouldn’t even acknowledge what happened that night, she didn’t bring it up, and neither did I. In fact she still bout CDs from me, but I aint never let that bitch come back over lol. About 2 or 3 years ago, I ran into my old coworker who I was cool with, she had moved away for work and I lost contact with her for a minute but I caught up with her for Mardi Gras and we talked and I asked her was she still cool with Mia, I hadn’t seen her either since we all left school or whatnot, She was yea yea knock “She’s married now to a nice guy name Jacob with 2 kids” man I fucking spit my drink out and laughed myself to tears Man fuck *tears now*, She was like what’s wrong, that’s when I told her the whole situation, that bitch face stayed froze for a good 10 minutes Lmao smh like “knock you lying, oh my god you fuckin lying” and I’m laughing like “Nope” Lol smh
Man look, yall niggas can believe me or not, but I’ve been\went through some shit in my days and did some stupid shit back in my day, I can say looking back, that dude I was needed some serious fucking help *tears* Lmao, that fucking night was some on some voodoo shit.
It's ole girl (my lil boo) I greet her at the door, she hits me with the "nigga why you breathing all hard and why you smelling all peachy and shit" (fucking air freshener I used was that peachy kind and shit) I nervously laughed it off and we went upstairs, we walk into the room, and ole girl is like “nigga your whole room smells peachy and shit and what's with all the carpet cleaner shit plastered all over your floor and carpet, the fuck you was doing in here”, I looked around like with the trying to ignore what she just said lol "so how was work I asked" “what happened between you and the customer that you was about to slap” (I’m trying to change the subject and shit) she get in the bed and was about to start telling me but then she hit me with the"nigga all your sheets smell like peaches and shit" nigga what is going on, and I'm was like, at this point, I needed to say something to get her to stop asking me questions, I was like “Fuck can a nigga clean up, Shit,you always come in and say my room is messy and smell like outside, now when a nigga get a peachy smell it’s fucking problems and shit, what the fuck do you want, the outside smell or peachy smell, fuck” (I tried to put the shit on her, make it seem like she was at fault lol) she was like “ok nigga dayum I was just asking, watch yo tone nigga”, (me and thinking in my head) “dayum she really fell for what I said Lmao..smh. That night my conscious again was just fucked up, lying in bed with my lil boo, I just kept thinking of what had just happened, the shit wouldn’t leave my mind, man I just knew my lil boo was go find out about what happened, I was so so nervous , so we get to smashing, I was so nervous about what had just happened, I stroked this bitch 5 times and bussed, that bitch sat up and was like "nigga what the fuck was that, you done? what’s going on with you, at this point, my mind is all fuck up and going 100mph, I just thought of the 1st thing I could think of, I was like “I had to cut grass today, I cut the back and front, and I'm still a lil tired from that that's why I came so early” I’m just a lil tired that's all, but let me eat you out and I'll be back to normal. Man I couldn’t even eat ole girl right, she was like nigga get up, just get up, you aint doing nothing down there, just get cho ass up from down there, come lay down with me. I felt so hurt lol, as I laid in bed and she fell asleep on me, all I could do was think what the fuck just happened. This shit wouldn’t happen to any other nigga in the world but my ass smh.
*tears*
After that incident, ole girl Mia, I would see her around campus, and this bitch wouldn’t even acknowledge what happened that night, she didn’t bring it up, and neither did I. In fact she still bout CDs from me, but I aint never let that bitch come back over lol. About 2 or 3 years ago, I ran into my old coworker who I was cool with, she had moved away for work and I lost contact with her for a minute but I caught up with her for Mardi Gras and we talked and I asked her was she still cool with Mia, I hadn’t seen her either since we all left school or whatnot, She was yea yea knock “She’s married now to a nice guy name Jacob with 2 kids” man I fucking spit my drink out and laughed myself to tears Man fuck *tears now*, She was like what’s wrong, that’s when I told her the whole situation, that bitch face stayed froze for a good 10 minutes Lmao smh like “knock you lying, oh my god you fuckin lying” and I’m laughing like “Nope” Lol smh
Man look, yall niggas can believe me or not, but I’ve been\went through some shit in my days and did some stupid shit back in my day, I can say looking back, that dude I was needed some serious fucking help *tears* Lmao, that fucking night was some on some voodoo shit.
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Knock_Twice
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My bad for the long shit...scums..my bad..
Knock_Twice
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Mastery;8167185 said:
Aye bruh from scum to a scum..thanks man Lmao..
Man yall niggas aint shit
Recaptimus_Prime360
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Dammit Knock! Now I gotta go back and read that s@@@.
Knock_Twice
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Recaptimus_Prime360;8167315 said:
I'm sorry bruh
I tried to hold on to it Lmao
I blame scumbagger @Mastery lol...
bruh yall niggas really aint shit..from the bottom of my heart i mean it
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Recaptimus_Prime360
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Knock you told story the other day. But the last part...LOL!!
Knock_Twice
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Recaptimus_Prime360;8167369 said:
Yea, I felt it was too too long..I wasn't trying to scum up all the mic time from my other scums up here...Lol..
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