scumbag!

[geechee slim]

[quote="illestni99ainne;8163571"... She told me to give you her number and to call her tonight. Man I was on cloud 9 the rest of the school day. I was no good for the rest of my classes cuz all I could think about was Melia, she was about to be mine, I swear my walk home from school was like this smh...


[/quote]

Bruh I had to pause reading and laugh my ass off at that video.

 

[illestni99ainne]

That shit kinda got me in my feelings thinking back on it lol. Like damn you took my bitch and beat me up. Damn haha

 

[kingofkingz]

U sucka ass nigga bruh respectfully of course

 

[illestni99ainne]

Ill accept that

 

[Mastery]

Ill accept that

You got no choice. After reading that story, he confident as hell he could whoop your ass bruh lol

 

[jee504]

Andre deserves a knife to the neck. Every time you see him you relive that shit

 

[riddlerap]

couldnt think of any stories for this thread, but a couple popped into my head. not that good, but hoes doing me grimey.

was working at Albertson's when i was 16, bagging groceries. met this girl who was a cashier, Alicia. she was half white half cuban, not FINE, but cute, nice ass too. so we get to talkin, flirtin, etc., and slowly start seemingly dating, but at the time, neither of us had our own car, and she lived like 15 min from me, so we only saw each other at work for this whole time period that were "dating".

one day some dude comes and picks her up, im like.. who is that? she tells me its her "brother" or that the dude is "like a brother", im like, ok, whatever. kinda annoyed she went home with some dude but took her word for it.

so dude picks her up a couple more times, im thinking its nothing, naive as fuck back then.

at this point, since we only saw each other at work, we've only kissed. nothing else. but im feeling her hard, like falling for her. even stole a rose from the store to ask her to officially be my girl.

one day, sittin at home, go on myspace.. go to her page.. and the dude she referred to as "like a brother" is all over her page, IN PICTURES. andddd the pics (there was like 10) are of them kissing. damn brehs, i was devastated. i wasnt smart enough to just end it or cut that bitch off either, i ended up bringing it up next time we talked and she was pretty much straight up with me, said she is dating him instead. my soul burned though.

so i move on, but on top of that.. this bitch basically forced me to quit that job later that year. i was in On-The-Job training in HS, so you got out early from HS like 2 hours, so you could have more time for your job. well, if you got fired while being in OJT, you got a F for the semester.

so one day cops show up to this job, and she gets called upstairs to talk to them. this bitch stole 9000 DOLLARS out her register over only like 4-5 months, and thought no one would notice. she also was giving discounts on FIJI water and fried chicken, to me, every day i worked, id go on break, bring some expensive ass big bottle of Fiji water and some fried chicken to her register and she would only ring me up for 1 dollar worth of shit.

so of course, she talking to cops.. first thing she does is mention my name and snitch on me and implicate me. (ONLY ME, btw, even though other cashiers were doing the discount thing, and other employees took advantage of it) damn. not enough to just cheat on me and leave me for someone else, also runs my name through the mud. the manager sent me home after investigating/questioning me, and told me they would decide my fate by Monday (this was a Thursday), but i couldnt risk them coming back on Monday and saying they were firing me, cause then id fail OJT in school, so i just quit on Sunday.

hoes.. man.

 

[geechee slim]

 

[riddlerap]

also got a story about the girl who gave me my first kiss. this was 8th grade, i believe. her name was Laura. cool girl, knew her since 6th grade. dated one of her friends for a bit. so we start dating around Halloween that year, this my first girlfriend though really, the one before that was her friend, we never were "official". so im hype, feel like the man.. walkin around like im da gawd. so she asks me to come trick or treating with her for Halloween, of course i say yes, im hype as fuck. i honestly dont even remember the entire night, but i know i got my first kiss from her, which to me meant it was official, and i was kinda falling for her quick (a theme in my life).

fast forward a couple weeks, Homecoming is happening. big football game. she was a cheerleader. ended up meeting her after she was done cheering over near the side of the field, we kiss, GOAT, only my 2nd kiss with her, but shit was so nice. she was sad as fuck, cause she messed something up, or got injured, during her performance. that was the first time i found myself consoling a female, and now that i think back, maybe it birthed what i would eventually be doing constantly it seems. every girl i been with since got some crazy emotional problems. anyway, im consoling her, this shit is making me feel like the man cause im making her feel better and whatnot.

only a week later, or so, im at school, and i find a note on the ground, a balled up piece of paper. now.. i dont know how the FUCK i coincidentally found this note, in a random spot like that.. it doesnt even make sense. but i opened the note and it was a note from Laura to my BEST FRIEND, his name was Charles, and basically Laura told him that she used me and "dated" me, just to get closer to Charles. i was crushed, again. pleaded to her and was crying and asking her why she'd do this. she apologized, but we were done.

only good part about that is Charles was that dude, and he looked at Laura as someone he would be "settling" for, so he didnt even get with her after she did all that shit. but i still took the loss.

 

[illestni99ainne]

One time I was fucking with this bitch and she had this bad ass 2 year old little boy. Lil nigga whenever I would come thru no matter the time it could be midnight and his ass was still up wilding the fuck out. So one time I went over and me and ol gal bout to try and do something but the little boy was still up. When his mom put him in bed he would just cry and get up saying I wanna watch a movie with yall.

So she asks me to try talking to him. I'm like the fuck but whatever I'm trying to smash. So I go in there and I'm like Isaiah its time for little boys to lay down and go to sleep. His bad ass straight up said no I don't have to listen to you! I was like your right but today you are. So anyways she had this playpen and this is one of those playpens that has one of those mesh nettings on top that I don't know what other purpose it would be for other than trapping a kid in there. So I put him in there and zip his ass up! He yelling and has his face all pressed up against the netting. I just turned walked away closed the door and put a towel under the door so his mom couldn't hear him yelling downstairs. Then went and laid pipe. Then after she fell asleep I just left.

The next day she was calling me up cussing me out for just leaving her son trapped in the playpen but I never responded to her calls.

I ran into her and her son like a month ago at Walmart. He's 15 now. She got over it of course and was trying to get me to come over in my head I'm like I ain't trying to trap your big ass son on a playpen. Shit was funny in my head anyways...

 

[geechee slim]

Theres a girl I was working with and she suddenly started a new job but I didn't know till later. I was (and still am) having feelings for this girl.

The day I get her number, we're chillin together n taking selfies. I changed her android wallpaper to the selfie we took.

And I text her later that night...

 

[gns]

Hey @"geechee slim" start posting your W's my nigga.

Cot dayum it mayne

 

[kingofkingz]

Damn it geechee how tf do u live with ya self?

 

[Bulletproof Wallets]

@ GeechySlim are you tanking bruh?

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Wit this many L's, this nigga HAS to have a storage of W's on deck.

 

[geechee slim]

Gee chee need to write a book called "the book of L's" and put that shit as a best seller in the motivational section of Barnes and nobles.

Waaaaay ahead of you. I was thinking that we all could maybe I should make an audio comedy album. Here's my pitch.

Get ready for real-nigga-narratives over instrumentals like Ether, Take Over, and Coochiee Coo. Featuring 7 hilarious cliffhangers.

"Lil Miss Incident"

"Army Boy & His Fuckin Truck"

(STFU Urkel)

"Take a Hipster Home"

"How To [Not] Have an Orgy"

"Are You the Laptop Pimp?"

"The Proof is in the Pussy"

"Momma Bear"

"Oh Shit, She's Got a Gun"

( Bout Dis Life part 1 & 2)

 

[Arya Tsaddiq]

I'm dead haha

 

[Dupac]

This is a almost legit scumbag story, about a chick named Tasha who very likely hates me to this day.... The only thing that could have made her hate me more was if I smashed... Which is why it's not a true scum bag story, but I would never lie on my dick even for lols

But yea, I handed this chick like 3 major L's in one year, it might've been more . I truly can't remember, but I'll try to recall them all...

Okay, so Tasha was a really cute dark skin chick that today we would comonly refer to as a thot... Nice body, thin frame, big breasts, shorty was right... I was working for TSA, and she was working at a airport deli... Every time she came through the check point we gave her the Craig and smokey hiiiiiii like when nia long jogged by..

So one of the older chicks from TSA would observe this, and on her lunch break she straight went to the deli and brokered the chicks number for me without me even asking... I'm like damn..... thanks....

Now as I've told y'all before. I really didn't like most the girls I talked to, and she proved to be no exception...

I just hated her personality... But I wanted to fuck.... and she wanted me to work for it..... Which was unacceptable....

We went to the movies once, I tried to bring her to my cousins house, but she brought a cock blocking friend.. And I was like fuck it.... The only reason I didn't cut her off was that I found out that the deli workers got free parking passes... So I used her for her parking pass and occasionally took her home from work.....

I still would try to smash, but the chick was just holding out, she enjoyed the attention or whatever..... So when another chick I was dealing with wanted to be a "might as well" girlfriend I was like cool whatever....

So I drove to Tasha house, she got in the car, and I gave her the first L... told her I still wanted to use her parking pass, but I don't think it would be a good look for us to hang out being that I have a girlfriend now.... Of course she took her parking pass back, but it didn't matter cuz L #2 came like a week later

 

[Dupac]

L #2 Arrived in the form of a red bone who looked just like rhianna... Who happened to work at the same deli as Tasha,... As fate would have it, i was right behind rhi rhi as she almost fell taking her shoes off for the metal detector, and I caught her where our eyes locked....

Rhi rhi promptly gave me her parking pass because she lives right by me and would love the ride home as well...

She also would hook me up with the same delicious custom deli salad's Tasha used to...

This chick was more direct about not fucking though, which was s bummer. But she was bout to leave for the army and she said she didn't want a relationship, and considered me boyfriend material... I still tried like hell, but for a young nigga the teasing was almost as good as the real thing.,

Tasha almost inadvertently got me the puss cuz she was FURIOUS about us, which caused rhianna to ask did I used to mess with Tasha, I was like yea, but we never fucked, and only went out once.. Shit never worked out..

This caused rhi to go even harder to fuck with Tasha cuz they had legit chick beef. And I thought she would give me the ass out of spite.... But it never happened

But the highlight of the fued and Tasha second L came during a snow storm.... I was off and rhi begged me to come pick her up from work, I told her meet her downtown...

So I pull up at the stop and who do I see but Tasha... I let her get in the car to warm up, and she asks can I please take her home.. I tell her I'm picking up my friend and you can ask her....

Rhi gets to the car and says

What is she doing in here?

She wants a ride home

Naw cuz we got stuff to do, and ain't got time to be driving bitches all over town....

Bye Tasha

Yo I was laughing the whole ride home telling her she's obligated to give me the ass now... She was laughing too, ... but no ass

 

[Dupac]

Okay, so at this point Tasha hates me, but I always speak to her because it's hilarious to me... Rhi rhi left to the military, I found another parking pass chick, but we still have those awkward moments where she hates me and I laugh and speak to her..,

One of them happened on the employee shuttle where she almost caught a fade and was ridiculed to the point she just left the airport all together...

I was promoting a party, and was handing out flyers on the shuttle... Tasha gets on and I hand her and her girl one and pitch the party... Her girl seems interested and of course Tasha is looking at me with hate in her eyes... I laugh and get off at my stop....

After I get off Tasha takes her girls flyer and rips them both up and precedes to say some bitter hateful shit about to me to her girl....

Completely unaware that the girlfriend of one of the dudes I was throwing the party with was still on the shuttle.... A chick who also put up money for this party.... Only to watch flyers she helped pay for get ripped up...

Now I wasn't in there anymore to see what exactly happened, but it got real... Nicole was mad animated, and we all were pretty sure she had them hands... Tasha looked like a strong enough wind would fuck her up.... I just know the end result was Tasha being scared shirtless and like every chick in the airport wanting to beat her ass...

Our parties were pretty popular, and she became known as the chick who hated on our shit... people would bump into her all the time... Everytime she came through the check point the chicks would wand her and hold her up...

People started spreading rumors... It got kinda juvenile in my opinion . But eh she brought it on herself..... she ended up just quitting work like after a week of the bull shit

But yea... She HATES me