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geechee slim;8103200 said:
First, let me say my cousin is one of my best friends. best friend in the world. He is my man, 50 grand. I love this nigga, and I'll do anything for him...

Now let me tell you about how I fucked his bitches.

My cousin is actually my roommate right now. but ever since I've known him, he's been a total mangina. way too feminine. He doesn't have game, he's just a metrosexual. a lot of the women he's met has been through online dating. he met one chick, and since he wasn't good at texting, he gave me his cell phone to start talking to the chick for him... lol, I know right? So I quickly let her know who's who, and gave her my real number.

Met the bitch Sunday at her church. Even met her grandma, and service was beautiful. I told her I was a friend from school. So I drove her straight back to her house so that Grandma can run her errands. I did find it strange that she lives with her older sister and a grandmother that had to be 80 years old. where the fuck was her mother and father? she might be trying to set me up for the okie doke.

So we get to her house, and her sister is there. So we instead go to the laundry room of her apartment complex. the door to the restroom can be locked from the inside, pitch black. I don't know where this bitch brought towels from, but she laid on the ground. I'm about to fuck and I whip out the condom. She says, I'm allergic to latex. and that was the first time I had unprotected sex, and with my homeboys girl. So that's a scumbag two-fer.

So we walk back to her apartment and her older sister is outside. old girl walks in the crib and the sister asked me how old I was. I said 18, I was 22 at the time (extra scummage). She then said that her sister couldn't possibly have had friends from school because he[/b ]hasn't been in school for two years since the "incident."

SKEERRRRTTTTT!!

I said I'm a much older friend... but what "incident?" the older sister just gave that look that says, you will find out.

oh yeah and let me also say, non-latex condoms suck ass. and expensive. $12 for three condoms? Thats $4/nut. Fuck that!

And since this has been a 12 year old secret, I'm taking this it to the grave with me.


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Bruh.....u fucked a tranny???
 
OK, the big secret "incident" is she was suspended from her high school for stabbing a dude in the back of the neck with dull scissors. That doesnt make her any less cut throat. She has a mental problem. Which explains her missing parents. The father is mentally handicapped and the mother was put in an insane asylum right after the "incident."
 
geechee slim;8104388 said:
OK, the big secret "incident" is she was suspended from her high school for stabbing a dude in the back of the neck with dull scissors. That doesnt make her any less cut throat. She has a mental problem. Which explains her missing parents. The father is mentally handicapped and the mother was put in an insane asylum right after the "incident."

Sounds like u made that shit up to save face bruh....

Be free geechie slim, he free.
 
well She definitely was not a tranny!

she just had severe emotional issues. she was very clingy and fell in love with people very quick. I only smashed twice.my cousin told me about her situation and her parents because he ironically was still talking to her at the time.

and I've read some of y'all stories. Don't act like angels when y'all are lower scum then me!
 
geechee slim;8104519 said:
well She definitely was not a tranny!

she just had severe emotional issues. she was very clingy and fell in love with people very quick. I only smashed twice.my cousin told me about her situation and her parents because he ironically was still talking to her at the time.

and I've read some of y'all stories. Don't act like angels when y'all are lower scum then me!

Nigga stop crying and take the comments/reactions in stride. You sounding like YOU the nigga that got stabbed with the scissors. Haha

 
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geechee slim;8103200 said:
First, let me say my cousin is one of my best friends. best friend in the world. He is my man, 50 grand. I love this nigga, and I'll do anything for him...

Now let me tell you about how I fucked his bitches.

My cousin is actually my roommate right now. but ever since I've known him, he's been a total mangina. way too feminine. He doesn't have game, he's just a metrosexual. a lot of the women he's met has been through online dating. he met one chick, and since he wasn't good at texting, he gave me his cell phone to start talking to the chick for him... lol, I know right? So I quickly let her know who's who, and gave her my real number.

Met the bitch Sunday at her church. Even met her grandma, and service was beautiful. I told her I was a friend from school. So I drove her straight back to her house so that Grandma can run her errands. I did find it strange that she lives with her older sister and a grandmother that had to be 80 years old. where the fuck was her mother and father? she might be trying to set me up for the okie doke.

So we get to her house, and her sister is there. So we instead go to the laundry room of her apartment complex. the door to the restroom can be locked from the inside, pitch black. I don't know where this bitch brought towels from, but she laid on the ground. I'm about to fuck and I whip out the condom. She says, I'm allergic to latex. and that was the first time I had unprotected sex, and with my homeboys girl. So that's a scumbag two-fer.

So we walk back to her apartment and her older sister is outside. old girl walks in the crib and the sister asked me how old I was. I said 18, I was 22 at the time (extra scummage). She then said that her sister couldn't possibly have had friends from school because he hasn't been in school for two years since the "incident."

SKEERRRRTTTTT!!

I said I'm a much older friend... but what "incident?" the older sister just gave that look that says, you will find out.

oh yeah and let me also say, non-latex condoms suck ass. and expensive. $12 for three condoms? Thats $4/nut. Fuck that!

And since this has been a 12 year old secret, I'm taking this it to the grave with me.

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I Got Scumbagged by this chick so bad last night brah . I just wanna Erase Yesterday or re-do that muhfucka .

...Aint took this many L's in like 8 years .
 
JonnyRoccIT;8110569 said:
I Got Scumbagged by this chick so bad last night brah . I just wanna Erase Yesterday or re-do that muhfucka .

...Aint took this many L's in like 8 years .

Share the story playa

 
JonnyRoccIT;8110569 said:
I Got Scumbagged by this chick so bad last night brah . I just wanna Erase Yesterday or re-do that muhfucka .

...Aint took this many L's in like 8 years .

You'll feel better dropping the story. The IC is here for you.
 
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