scumbag!

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Had this one chick that had a boyfriend. I smashed and we laying in the afterglow, she like, so what's up with us? Uh, don't you have a boyfriend? Awkward silence ensues.
 
One chick I had to come through when all the bruhs were at the crib pregaming. Chick had no shame though. I told them I'd be out in 15 minutes, time me. Whole time I'm looking at the clock and right when 15 hits I bust and we walk out. Everybody trying to hold their laughs in.
 
This one girl had a son. We chilling for a hot minute, she catching feelings. Not gonna lie, I thought hard about doing something long term with her. We even talked about it and I told her I was cool with the kid....

Until one day we in the car and the little nigga going crazy. She flipped and yelled on dude like I never seen before. Never called her again.

Funny thing is now I got kids and she was completely justified in her actions, especially with her being a single mom.
 
Man, I almost didn't wanna tell this one, cuz it wasn't a true smashing story, both instances ended with just the tip and a few strokes cuz my dumb ass went on a ski trip with no condoms...

Well, my ex paid for the ski trip before wet broke up and I wasn't about to not go just cuz we broke up, so it was whatever. So she was trying her best to avoid me the whole first night and not speak to be, but late the first night I was drunk as shit and bumped into her by the pool....I gave her a drunken proclamation of my affections towards her, and against her better judgment she took me to her room...

We had no condoms and she was really scared about going raw, so after a few times of just putting the tip on and just kissing n shit, the alcohol won and I fell asleep while she was giving me head....

She was pissed as shit...

So day 2 she went on not speaking to me again...so I was like fuck it find something else....would you believe i found myself on the exact same situation with another chick the very next night. Just the tip, just the tip, anyway I think this chick was prolly ready, but she just didn't want to let herself go raw on a one night stand so I walked her to the elevator where really gave her my best effort to convince her otherwise with some heavy kissing and groping in the hallway by the elevator, completely oblivious that we were being watched....

By who??? You guessed it, my ex was sitting on the lounge by the elevator hallway, kicked out of her own room so her room mate could get fucked, only to see me in the hallway trying my damnedest to fuck yet another chick raw....

Bruh, she HATED me...for months...she eventually got over it, I mean I am a great guy
 
ibestrokin;8081341 said:
ima kill you niggas

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Idk if this qualifies as scumbag shit since all parties knew what was going on but I smashed one of my homeboys older sisters. All 4 of them, over a period of 3 years. All them broads liked me, and made it known. They would ALL flirt with me, individually, at the same time, it didn't matter. My homeboy never gave a fuck though haha That nigga would always say "man fuck them bitches nigga, they grown, I don't give a fuck what they do."

Good times. I know for a fact, I could smash 2 of them right now if I wanted to. Them broads didn't mind sharing at all. Shit was crazy.
 
Lol at this point we just trying to keep the thread going till somebody else drop some fire, this is a good thread
 
In Your Moms Room;8070030 said:
I moved in with a cool ass, rich ass, classy bitch in december 2014. Fucked trick ass junkies in her bed almost daily. took $550 from her night stand when she went to utah for a week like a month after I moved in, even tho she gave me $200 before she left. Her daughter came over once so she got blamed. Didn't correct her.

She told me the pin to her debit and credit card. A Week or some shit later took $500 off c.c and $60 off debit. She got statment and blamed it on her ex. Didn't correct her.

The whole time I'm living there I'm dicking her down, getting her meds off the street. Making bread off that. She's throwing me bread on the daily. $100 here, $100 there. driving both her whips. Like 3 months after I move in she bought me a car (hoopty for $1500). 4 days later I stole $1300 from her. 7 days later I crashed the car and junked it for $250. A day after she txt me and say she know I got the 1300. So next day I go to rehab and get ghost on her.

Scuuuummmbag!!

Bruh, its time to believe in God.
 
DWO;8081450 said:
Lol at this point we just trying to keep the thread going till somebody else drop some fire, this is a good thread

@DWO Bruh I could go forever but I'll fall back and save some stories for later. Like you said, somebody else need to drop they scumbag shit. Which IC female will be the first? Lol
 
Mastery;8081434 said:
My nigga Du went raw with two different broads in 2 days and lived to tell about it.

3 different cities ( Chi, DC and ATL) 3 diff girls in 2 days>>>>>

yall think im joking when i talk about Allah showing the righteous path...
 
Bruh I smashed the daughter, mama, and another bitch all in the same day. I used to get it in, with no fucks given. Believe me, I know how it be lol
 
Mastery;8081464 said:
DWO;8081450 said:
Lol at this point we just trying to keep the thread going till somebody else drop some fire, this is a good thread

@DWO Bruh I could go forever but I'll fall back and save some stories for later. Like you said, somebody else need to drop they scumbag shit. Which IC female will be the first? Lol

Yea compared to y'all I'm scumbag lite,

I just have a gift of story telling, and never developed a strong sense of attachment to any chick till I met my wife....

But if you pull my stats, I've slept with under 20 women, and didn't start fucking till the summer I turned 20....

I was just mad awkward with chicks and hesitant to make the first move....plus I found it really tough to find a chick I genuinely liked and had no idea how to just say I wanted to only fuck with out sounding like a total jerk...

So I just kept it friendly and cool until my natural charm matured, but I was too detached to catch feelings, which in turn led to the story's I posted
 
DWO;8081499 said:
Mastery;8081464 said:
DWO;8081450 said:
Lol at this point we just trying to keep the thread going till somebody else drop some fire, this is a good thread

@DWO Bruh I could go forever but I'll fall back and save some stories for later. Like you said, somebody else need to drop they scumbag shit. Which IC female will be the first? Lol

Yea compared to y'all I'm scumbag lite,

I just have a gift of story telling, and never developed a strong sense of attachment to any chick till I met my wife....

But if you pull my stats, I've slept with under 20 women, and didn't start fucking till the summer I turned 20....

I was just mad awkward with chicks and hesitant to make the first move....plus I found it really tough to find a chick I genuinely liked and had no idea how to just say I wanted to only fuck with out sounding like a total jerk...

So I just kept it friendly and cool until my natural charm matured, but I was too detached to catch feelings, which in turn led to the story's I posted

Shit I started fucking when I was 13 bruh. A fuckin' baby. I lost my virginity in a garage in the apartments we lived in. My mother was a single parent so she would always have her female friends over damn near every night. During this time is when I developed my taste for older women. I was the nosey son who hung out with moms and her friends and took note of everything being said and after a while, everything taught to me. By the time I was 17, I was a killer haha.

That's when I started fucking my moms friends on the low. I smashed 3 of them. Them bitches taught me how to get at women as a teenager and I flourished. When I would fuck with broads my age, I was so damn advanced, these broads thought I was fuckin' all my life haha. They didn't know that I just had some good, much older teachers. Haha.

As far as my stats, I couldn't even tell you man. I been with so many different women it's ridiculous.

 
I've been in those just the tip situations, but a little differently. I had condoms, but the chicks be reluctant because they don't consider themselves easy. The talk game is ill though so they give in. But sometimes when I was in they'd be on some I don't know if we should be doing this type shit. I'm busting regardless though, fuck that. So I used to talk to them while i was soft stroking like, are you sure? I mean, I feel where you coming from. I don't usually do this type thing so early either. I was just really (((silent nut))) feeling you. I understand though. Pull out and be like I'll take you home now. Never call again. Ain't got time to deal with that shit.
 
DWO;8081440 said:
Mastery;8081434 said:
My nigga Du went raw with two different broads in 2 days and lived to tell about it.

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Just the tip

LOL! Yo, whatever you could have picked up is a done deal once the tip go in. I would have continued to smash and pulled out. No blue balls, no, no, no [/Drake]. That was my motto.
 
Lol man that shit was hilarious all around, I went to the clinic when we got back, my cousin dying laughing like if I burned and didn't even get a nut out of it, I'm the unluckiest nigga on earth,........times two

Yea niggaz found that weekend funny as shit
 
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