scumbag!

[Dupac]

There was this one chick I used to only smash in the bathroom at her home girls house whenever we had a game night....

First time we did it in a bed, it lost the magic so I told her the shit wasn't going to work out...

 

[Stew]

lol @ "the package". This nigga does not like me at all.

HLF=High Like Fuck btw

 

[Tea_Drinker]

Yo, I need to take the pressure off my nigga, @DWO . I got a scumbag story not of my own, but about another IC member.

Anyways, I am real IC OG, but I have been lurking since 2001 - 2002. @Kat , get in here and justify my OG status... I was here when it was Leynassio, Eza, Piano Santana, Tongue Candy ::shivers - chick was ugly as fuck yo::, Yayo (Gumz), PrettyGrl, Reef Hustle, etc. You get the point. I don't want to hear about that "don't @ me for stupid shit" either.

This story is about my nigga @Stew . He used to go by HFL (Half Life) back in the day because his life was cut in half due to a chick giving him the package. However, he got a better job with health insurance, and his life was saved. He then became Icecoldstew for a while, and eventually his heart thawed and now he goes by @Stew . @beezy , I hope I told you something that you already knew. True scumbag shit yo. This nigga tried to act shy, and not share stories in a thread named after him.

What was your old screenname?

Judging by how much he says "my nigga" I'm gonna guess Mistaphill

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

half life lol

 

[CP203]

came back from iraq and my boy brought his fiancé up from texas. so one weekend he had to go to some city in kentucky that sponsored our unit while deployed, so dude tells me to take her out and watch out for her because he knows I'm a good dude(smh). end of the night i got head, two other soldiers dp'ed her and a couple other niggas got head, never will i tell him this because she's now his wife and mother of his three kids

 

[Mastery]

came back from iraq and my boy brought his fiancé up from texas. so one weekend he had to go to some city in kentucky that sponsored our unit while deployed, so dude tells me to take her out and watch out for her because he knows I'm a good dude(smh). end of the night i got head, two other soldiers dp'ed her and a couple other niggas got head, never will i tell him this because she's now his wife and mother of his three kids

Got Damn!!!!

 

[CP203]

came back from iraq and my boy brought his fiancé up from texas. so one weekend he had to go to some city in kentucky that sponsored our unit while deployed, so dude tells me to take her out and watch out for her because he knows I'm a good dude(smh). end of the night i got head, two other soldiers dp'ed her and a couple other niggas got head, never will i tell him this because she's now his wife and mother of his three kids

Got Damn!!!!

told you my scumbag level was on 1000 when i was in man, smh something about the army just produces straight scumbags

 

[Lurkristocrat]

Nigga 16 & 20, y'all tripping over 16 & 20??

Y'all phoney as shit yo....bunch of boy scouts hunh?

Na nigga..once I turned 18 I wasnt intrested in a broad younger than that. Fuck is the appeal of a 16yo when im surrounded by college age freaks?

She still worried bout passing her junior year of high school.

 

[gns]

The worst people on earth yo.

Y'all have earned that title, got dayum yo

 

[Mastery]

came back from iraq and my boy brought his fiancé up from texas. so one weekend he had to go to some city in kentucky that sponsored our unit while deployed, so dude tells me to take her out and watch out for her because he knows I'm a good dude(smh). end of the night i got head, two other soldiers dp'ed her and a couple other niggas got head, never will i tell him this because she's now his wife and mother of his three kids

Got Damn!!!!

told you my scumbag level was on 1000 when i was in man, smh something about the army just produces straight scumbags

After reading that, my shit don't sound so bad haha

 

[Mastery]

came back from iraq and my boy brought his fiancé up from texas. so one weekend he had to go to some city in kentucky that sponsored our unit while deployed, so dude tells me to take her out and watch out for her because he knows I'm a good dude(smh). end of the night i got head, two other soldiers dp'ed her and a couple other niggas got head, never will i tell him this because she's now his wife and mother of his three kids

Got Damn!!!!

told you my scumbag level was on 1000 when i was in man, smh something about the army just produces straight scumbags

@CP203 I think that's a military thing, period, or we just some fucked up individuals who happened to enlist. That's when I did all my fucked up shit too. While I was in.

 

[ShottaDaBeast]

I used to run thru numerous chicks when i worked in Wyoming. Every time i smashed a chick i would do it by the wall, so my no getting pussy next door neighbor/coworker heard everything. I used to have hoes go bang on the door and offer him some pussy too lol mexican was scared of pussy

 

[Bussy_Getta]

I almost judged yall till I thought about my own shit :-(

 

[Mastery]

Drop some stories @Pico

 

[Dupac]

Nigga 16 & 20, y'all tripping over 16 & 20??

Y'all phoney as shit yo....bunch of boy scouts hunh?

Na nigga..once I turned 18 I wasnt intrested in a broad younger than that. Fuck is the appeal of a 16yo when im surrounded by college age freaks?

She still worried bout passing her junior year of high school.

Bruh......nothing magical happens when a nigga turns 18, I've always felt if y'all was in high school the same time it was fair game

 

[CP203]

alright my boy we went to basic and ait together and got stationed at ft.campbell together, same unit and same section and slept in the same room in iraq, so we're at ft.campbell at this dude is spending cake on a stripper, I'm talking paying her cell phone bill, paying for tanning, giving her money to help with rent and things of that nature. dude was talking about marrying her and giving her his g.i. bill(smh), so i bagged her and started fucking her on the regular and i told this dude about it and he still didn't want to believe.

so i made a porn with her and we went to the field and our unit got put on lockdown(lost nvg's) so we come back to the barracks and nco's heard about my porn with her, so we're in the barracks watching the porn and i go next door and get him and press play and the nco's order him to stay in the room and watch it(lmao) he got the message

somehow i end up as dudes best man at his wedding and he doesn't even know that when we were deployed he saved his soon to be wife's nudes on my thumb drive and i sent em to everybody in the unit, lol to this day i still have em

 

[Lurkristocrat]

Nigga 16 & 20, y'all tripping over 16 & 20??

Y'all phoney as shit yo....bunch of boy scouts hunh?

Na nigga..once I turned 18 I wasnt intrested in a broad younger than that. Fuck is the appeal of a 16yo when im surrounded by college age freaks?

She still worried bout passing her junior year of high school.

Bruh......nothing magical happens when a nigga turns 18, I've always felt if y'all was in high school the same time it was fair game

ok, but what is a 20 y/o doing still in high school bruh lol

 

[Dupac]

You don't get it

 

[ShottaDaBeast]

I remember this one dude thought he stole one of my hoes. I told him to smash and dash, but he married her smdh.. Pussy was still in my stable. When i left deployment early that nigga was sick!

 

[Mastery]

This one nigga I hooped with. His wife was bad as fuck and they had a little girl together. He always brought them to our games and shit. She would always flirt with me on the low and I'd flirt back but that's as far as it went. So he deployed and lo and behold this bitch shows up to a game with her daughter. She tell me so and so will be gone for about 6 months and if I would like to come over and keep her company some time. Smh. At first I declined, but the bitch kept pressing me until finally a nigga was like aight.

Ended up smashing her for a few months and when her man got back, everything went back to normal. This nigga was telling me about the bitches he fucked while he was deployed, and I told this nigga about this chick I was fucking while he was gone (talking about his bitch). He never picked up on it either. Smh