I fucked my homeboy's bachelor party up because this stripper was doing a little "trick" where she was letting niggaz pull her anal beads out 1 by 1...when she got to me I yanked them shits out like I was trying to start a lawn mower...needless to say her and her stripper homegirls packed up and left...we had to go out to a strip club...niggaz was heated but I thought that shit was hilarious lol
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Elzo69Renaissance
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blatalian;8068415 said:
da fuck is wrong w u? U ole i picked up the bday cake and mushed in his face ass nigga
dalyricalbandit
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lmaoo
Lurkristocrat
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Mastery;8068280 said:
Damn, this nigga was the original meek mill smh
When I was like 20 I was fucking with this 16 year old dummy....she was sooooooo open, used to basically beg me to come get her, so after a while I started making demands....
One time she wanted me to come get her, I told her I was low on gas, and couldn't make the trip...at first she said she didn't have no money, but like 20 minutes later she called back like she got $20...
Man why this chick stole her mother's laundry money....
With no fucks given, I smashed in their apartment parking lot, put $10 in quarters in the tank, got a blunt for a dollar, a 40 of bud ice for $3, and a $5 bag of weed.....drove to the temp agency to pick up my check, cashed it, and partied all weekend
One time she wanted me to come get her, I told her I was low on gas, and couldn't make the trip...at first she said she didn't have no money, but like 20 minutes later she called back like she got $20...
Man why this chick stole her mother's laundry money....
With no fucks given, I smashed in their apartment parking lot, put $10 in quarters in the tank, got a blunt for a dollar, a 40 of bud ice for $3, and a $5 bag of weed.....drove to the temp agency to pick up my check, cashed it, and partied all weekend
Tea_Drinker;8068301 said:
Oh shit, is this you my old friend?.....lol Yeah the dude I fucked with was the one who I said was textually better than you. I guess me and 6 got yanked by superior men. All that work for another nigga to swoop in and get the pussy. Gotta step it up homey.
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JonnyRoccIT
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Ms.Scorp;8068900 said:
YES . When yo husband going outta town again .???
Tea_Drinker
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Ms.Scorp;8068919 said:
Well that definitely ain't Blazini or Amann. Don't remember much about OnePunch's textual ability because I ignored 90% of his posts cause I don't respect niggas that diss me over a broad.
If I wanted to prove my textual worth, I'd just post the chat log of the conversation before she decided to pop herself on cam for a real nigga.
But I'm classy so I won't do that.
thatboydizz
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DWO;8068917 said:
Bruh, I was a fucked up person man. All of my scumbag stories happened between the ages of 17 and 24. I didn't give a fuck about anything or anyone at that point in my life. The way I was, was a major reason me and the wife separated after only a year of marriage. She was pregnant when we separated, and I didn't officially change the way I was until my son was born.
When my son was born, everything seemed clear. I had a purpose. When I held this baby boy in my arms, I felt like my life was starting over again. Nothing else mattered but him. I became a good person, put everyone else before me. I got out of the military because me and the wife were separated and I refused to go back overseas without my seed. We still seen each other while separated though, still had relations.
We were separated for about 3 years before she was convinced I was serious about my family. We gave it another shot, moved backnin together. I got in school and got my bachelors and masters degree in business administration.
Life has been good but I still struggle at times with my own personal demons. A nigga still would rather be out fucking random bitches. Sometimes the wife questions whether I want to be married or not. Most times I'm proud to be a husband, other times, I just want to pack my shit and leave, yearning for a taste of my past life. I realize I don't need it, doesn't mean I don't want it every now and then. I'm doing good for the most part though. October will mark 11 years of marriage. She is my best friend but at times I wanna strangle this bitch haha. I put her through a lot of unneccesary bullshit, so I just take it all in stride.
At any rate, my son is the total opposite of how I was and I'm happy about that. I raise him in what I deem the right way. I never knew my father until about 6 months ago so the streets raised me, mainly my older cousins who were from Grape St.
When my son was born, everything seemed clear. I had a purpose. When I held this baby boy in my arms, I felt like my life was starting over again. Nothing else mattered but him. I became a good person, put everyone else before me. I got out of the military because me and the wife were separated and I refused to go back overseas without my seed. We still seen each other while separated though, still had relations.
We were separated for about 3 years before she was convinced I was serious about my family. We gave it another shot, moved backnin together. I got in school and got my bachelors and masters degree in business administration.
Life has been good but I still struggle at times with my own personal demons. A nigga still would rather be out fucking random bitches. Sometimes the wife questions whether I want to be married or not. Most times I'm proud to be a husband, other times, I just want to pack my shit and leave, yearning for a taste of my past life. I realize I don't need it, doesn't mean I don't want it every now and then. I'm doing good for the most part though. October will mark 11 years of marriage. She is my best friend but at times I wanna strangle this bitch haha. I put her through a lot of unneccesary bullshit, so I just take it all in stride.
At any rate, my son is the total opposite of how I was and I'm happy about that. I raise him in what I deem the right way. I never knew my father until about 6 months ago so the streets raised me, mainly my older cousins who were from Grape St.
Tea_Drinker
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Kimi, you tryin to tell me if I had given you my textual best, I would have gtd?
JonnyRoccIT
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Yeah @DWO i woulda kept them ages to myself brah . . . And she stole to fuck witcha. SMH
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Ms.Scorp;8068989 said:
Yo, I think I know who this nigga that was "textually superior" to me is. Think the nigga even argued with me in a thread once or twice, around the time I made steeviefantastic's facebook profile pic a picture of her pussy titled "My Wett-Wett"
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