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DWO;8066702 said:
Once a condom broke on this chick, I pulled out and the only thing on my shit was the rim, I never said nothing. I always wondered how long it took her to find or in there

I'm just gonna guess about 9 months or so...

 
DWO;8066634 said:
My wife don't know this, but one of my ulterior motives for dealing with her was to get my boondocks dvds back,

I knew most of her family before I met her, and I had let her sister hold the dvds like months ago and them bastards never brought them back...and they thought the shit was funny...season 1 & 2

So when I finally met my wife who was at the time just the little sister, I made it a mission to befriend her just so she could get in the room and get my shit back with out them assholes ever knowing what was up....they didn't even know be and her were cool yet...I hit her up on myspace through her sisters page...

I ain't gonna front like I ain't catch feelings after it was all said and done, but the initial motivation was an elaborate plan to get my dvds back while possibly getting some ass in the process

Wooooo. They need a super scum reaction just for this shit right here. Real dirt ball
 
S2J;8066716 said:
DWO;8066702 said:
Once a condom broke on this chick, I pulled out and the only thing on my shit was the rim, I never said nothing. I always wondered how long it took her to find or in there

O this reminds me, same thing happened to me nh except the whole rubber came off nh i couldnt find it. I was genuinely perplexed. This is wednesday10pm ish

FRIDAY morning, i get a text 'YOU FUKING ASSHOLE!'

This chick was walkin around with a condom up in her for a day.

But my thing is... biiih you dont clean that poousy but every other day?!?

BRUH... Don't tell nobody else that shit
 
Back in 2014 I was tricking on this thick dopefiend joint. So I'm nuttin in this lil shawtys throat and I'm thinkin good girl, but this junkie couldnt take a young players jizz so she throw it back up. Fuck up my fresh michael kors boxer briefs. So like the dan wan I was, I made the classy lass (btfu) suck my wigger stick again to clean up her mess. But shit turned me so much I bust a 2nd pistachio down her windpipe.

Scuuummbag!!
 
i was on extra duty with this Sgt who was broke because he didn't set up any allotments before they took his whole paycheck, what a dumbass... anyway i let the nigga use my cell phone on our break.. after the call this nigga was bragging about this white bitch he met, so i called her ass up and smashed every hole she had. SMDH. theres more too, but i'll stop here.

she the real scumbag tho. i can't take all the blame. bih had her son in the next room crying himself to sleep
 
solid. I been there. Got head in my bathroom while the junkie with Wesley snipes syndrome, son was in the next room.

he stole my Bluetooth speaker tho. Lil thievin ass son of a trick.

I guess he's the real scuuummmbag!!
 
ShottaDaBeast;8067017 said:
i was on extra duty with this Sgt who was broke because he didn't set up any allotments before they took his whole paycheck, what a dumbass... anyway i let the nigga use my cell phone on our break.. after the call this nigga was bragging about this white bitch he met, so i called her ass up and smashed every hole she had. SMDH. theres more too, but i'll stop here.

she the real scumbag tho. i can't take all the blame. bih had her son in the next room crying himself to sleep

Lmao pics?
 
Stew;8067085 said:
ShottaDaBeast;8067017 said:
i was on extra duty with this Sgt who was broke because he didn't set up any allotments before they took his whole paycheck, what a dumbass... anyway i let the nigga use my cell phone on our break.. after the call this nigga was bragging about this white bitch he met, so i called her ass up and smashed every hole she had. SMDH. theres more too, but i'll stop here.

she the real scumbag tho. i can't take all the blame. bih had her son in the next room crying himself to sleep

Lmao pics?

i wish. this was back in 2002 or 2001... before 9/11

back when niigaz had the sanyo Sprint phones lol
 
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gotdamkam;8066405 said:
So, this guy has been hitting me up on snap chat sending pics constantly I hit back with "hi" this fool send me a pic with a girl and the caption always and forever wifey.
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his girl was surprisingly really pretty.

 
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When I was 17 I pulled this thick 18 year old chick I worked with at Target. We became cool. She told me she wasa virgin. A white bitch took my virginity like 2 years before, but I told her I was a virgin too. To this day she thinks we lost our virginity together.
 
Turfaholic;8067121 said:
When I was 17 I pulled this thick 18 year old chick I worked with at Target. We became cool. She told me she wasa virgin. A white bitch took my virginity like 2 years before, but I told her I was a virgin too. To this day she thinks we lost our virginity together.

rule number 1 of beimg a scumbag is doing what u have to do.....god will forgive u...
 
I'm not telling the real life shit but I will keep it forum related......

I fucked with an IC poster and we started to develop feelings, but I got back with my Husband soon after and cut off all contact with him.

 
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Ms.Scorp;8067276 said:
I'm not telling the real life shit but I will keep it forum related......

I fucked with an IC poster and we started to develop feelings, but I got back with my Husband soon after and cut off all contact with him.

Names ma'am.

 
Stew;8067303 said:
Ms.Scorp;8067276 said:
I'm not telling the real life shit but I will keep it forum related......

I fucked with an IC poster and we started to develop feelings, but I got back with my Husband soon after and cut off all contact with him.

Names ma'am.

he s to be banned on sight lol
 
Stew;8067303 said:
Ms.Scorp;8067276 said:
I'm not telling the real life shit but I will keep it forum related......

I fucked with an IC poster and we started to develop feelings, but I got back with my Husband soon after and cut off all contact with him.

Names ma'am.

That's your thing boo, the forum doesn't need to know all that....

Unless of course, he came back and dropped my nudes....that would suck :(
 
Ms.Scorp;8067333 said:
Stew;8067303 said:
Ms.Scorp;8067276 said:
I'm not telling the real life shit but I will keep it forum related......

I fucked with an IC poster and we started to develop feelings, but I got back with my Husband soon after and cut off all contact with him.

Names ma'am.

That's your thing boo, the forum doesn't need to know all that....



Unless of course, he came back and dropped my nudes....that would suck :(

YES WE DO KIMI!
 
Ms.Scorp;8067333 said:
Stew;8067303 said:
Ms.Scorp;8067276 said:
I'm not telling the real life shit but I will keep it forum related......

I fucked with an IC poster and we started to develop feelings, but I got back with my Husband soon after and cut off all contact with him.

Names ma'am.

That's your thing boo, the forum doesn't need to know all that....

Unless of course, he came back and dropped my nudes....that would suck :(

You know muthafuccas gonna go into detective mode now
 
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