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In Your Moms Room;531712 said:
Talk about the most scumbag shit you've done to someone and the most scumbag shit done to you.

When I was 17 I offered a classy female (btfu) a gram of reggie to top me off. we went to a park and she slobbered my snake and caught my unborns in her throat. I ain't even zip up. I just dipped to my whip and peeled off. I seen her like a hour later and told her my fault, I'll give her 2gs if she tickled her tonsels with my man parts again. After she swallowed more of my young boys I threw her purse out the window so she had to get it and bounced again. Scuuuummmbag!!

I had a white, classy lady (btfu) show up at my job screaming she was 5 months pregnant with my seed. 3.5 months later her cunt burped out a mixed baby. Scuuuummmbag!

NAW THAT AINT SCUMBAG SHYT.. ALL OF THAT WAS JUST SOME UNNESSARY BULLSHYT U DID
 
Stew;8066417 said:
LOL Imma let yall take over this thread but this happened over the week

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Wtf chick cant even follow basic convo

-Hey how you doin?

-Tuesday
 
My wife don't know this, but one of my ulterior motives for dealing with her was to get my boondocks dvds back,

I knew most of her family before I met her, and I had let her sister hold the dvds like months ago and them bastards never brought them back...and they thought the shit was funny...season 1 & 2

So when I finally met my wife who was at the time just the little sister, I made it a mission to befriend her just so she could get in the room and get my shit back with out them assholes ever knowing what was up....they didn't even know be and her were cool yet...I hit her up on myspace through her sisters page...

I ain't gonna front like I ain't catch feelings after it was all said and done, but the initial motivation was an elaborate plan to get my dvds back while possibly getting some ass in the process
 
DWO;8066634 said:
My wife don't know this, but one of my ulterior motives for dealing with her was to get my boondocks dvds back,

I knew most of her family before I met her, and I had let her sister hold the dvds like months ago and them bastards never brought them back...and they thought the shit was funny...season 1 & 2

So when I finally met my wife who was at the time just the little sister, I made it a mission to befriend her just so she could get in the room and get my shit back with out them assholes ever knowing what was up....they didn't even know be and her were cool yet...I hit her up on myspace through her sisters page...

I ain't gonna front like I ain't catch feelings after it was all said and done, but the initial motivation was an elaborate plan to get my dvds back while possibly getting some ass in the process

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DWO;8066634 said:
My wife don't know this, but one of my ulterior motives for dealing with her was to get my boondocks dvds back,

I knew most of her family before I met her, and I had let her sister hold the dvds like months ago and them bastards never brought them back...and they thought the shit was funny...season 1 & 2

So when I finally met my wife who was at the time just the little sister, I made it a mission to befriend her just so she could get in the room and get my shit back with out them assholes ever knowing what was up....they didn't even know be and her were cool yet...I hit her up on myspace through her sisters page...

I ain't gonna front like I ain't catch feelings after it was all said and done, but the initial motivation was an elaborate plan to get my dvds back while possibly getting some ass in the process

All American Du. This guy's 'scumbag' story ends in marriage.
 
DWO;8066634 said:
My wife don't know this, but one of my ulterior motives for dealing with her was to get my boondocks dvds back,

I knew most of her family before I met her, and I had let her sister hold the dvds like months ago and them bastards never brought them back...and they thought the shit was funny...season 1 & 2

So when I finally met my wife who was at the time just the little sister, I made it a mission to befriend her just so she could get in the room and get my shit back with out them assholes ever knowing what was up....they didn't even know be and her were cool yet...I hit her up on myspace through her sisters page...

I ain't gonna front like I ain't catch feelings after it was all said and done, but the initial motivation was an elaborate plan to get my dvds back while possibly getting some ass in the process

So for $18 DVDs u ended up having a Kid n wife in the long run
 
Max.;8066661 said:
DWO;8066634 said:
My wife don't know this, but one of my ulterior motives for dealing with her was to get my boondocks dvds back,

I knew most of her family before I met her, and I had let her sister hold the dvds like months ago and them bastards never brought them back...and they thought the shit was funny...season 1 & 2

So when I finally met my wife who was at the time just the little sister, I made it a mission to befriend her just so she could get in the room and get my shit back with out them assholes ever knowing what was up....they didn't even know be and her were cool yet...I hit her up on myspace through her sisters page...

I ain't gonna front like I ain't catch feelings after it was all said and done, but the initial motivation was an elaborate plan to get my dvds back while possibly getting some ass in the process

So for $18 DVDs u ended up having a Kid n wife in the long run

lmao dumb ass nigga
 
this nigga Du and his stories lol

but man in my young days I stayed doing scumbag actions. My reputation is still tainted from Atl to Texas because of that shit
 
I'll spare the details for various reasons. but i'll say it involves rasheed wallace's mom, whatever car she was driving that day and jums of that boy....and sometimes a gas card for the hood to cash out with
 
Once a condom broke on this chick, I pulled out and the only thing on my shit was the rim, I never said nothing. I always wondered how long it took her to find or in there
 
DWO;8066702 said:
Once a condom broke on this chick, I pulled out and the only thing on my shit was the rim, I never said nothing. I always wondered how long it took her to find or in there

O this reminds me, same thing happened to me nh except the whole rubber came off nh i couldnt find it. I was genuinely perplexed. This is wednesday10pm ish

FRIDAY morning, i get a text 'YOU FUKING ASSHOLE!'

This chick was walkin around with a condom up in her for a day.

But my thing is... biiih you dont clean that poousy but every other day?!?

 
Was joking w my best friend bout her finding me a date for her wedding.....she replies dude u ve fucked 90 percent of my friends.....i lol d then was like damn that is true....

thank god for Allah...
 
S2J;8066716 said:
DWO;8066702 said:
Once a condom broke on this chick, I pulled out and the only thing on my shit was the rim, I never said nothing. I always wondered how long it took her to find or in there

O this reminds me, same thing happened to me nh except the whole rubber came off nh i couldnt find it. I was genuinely perplexed. This is wednesday10pm ish

FRIDAY morning, i get a text 'YOU FUKING ASSHOLE!'

This chick was walkin around with a condom up in her for a day.

But my thing is... biiih you dont clean that poousy but every other day?!?

Yea she called me a week later, I never answered...that was an awkward convo I just had no interest on partaking
 
S2J;8066716 said:
DWO;8066702 said:
Once a condom broke on this chick, I pulled out and the only thing on my shit was the rim, I never said nothing. I always wondered how long it took her to find or in there

O this reminds me, same thing happened to me nh except the whole rubber came off nh i couldnt find it. I was genuinely perplexed. This is wednesday10pm ish

FRIDAY morning, i get a text 'YOU FUKING ASSHOLE!'

This chick was walkin around with a condom up in her for a day.

But my thing is... biiih you dont clean that poousy but every other day?!?

u niggas aint bout it....in college i was bout to smash, the girl like u got a condom right .... Im like yea turn off the lights act like i put one on then go in raw * shrugs* i couldnt stop laughing while hitting it....

thank god for Allah
 
Elzo69Renaissance;8066754 said:
S2J;8066716 said:
DWO;8066702 said:
Once a condom broke on this chick, I pulled out and the only thing on my shit was the rim, I never said nothing. I always wondered how long it took her to find or in there

O this reminds me, same thing happened to me nh except the whole rubber came off nh i couldnt find it. I was genuinely perplexed. This is wednesday10pm ish

FRIDAY morning, i get a text 'YOU FUKING ASSHOLE!'

This chick was walkin around with a condom up in her for a day.

But my thing is... biiih you dont clean that poousy but every other day?!?

u niggas aint bout it....in college i was bout to smash, the girl like u got a condom right .... Im like yea turn off the lights act like i put one on then go in raw * shrugs* i couldnt stop laughing while hitting it....

thank god for Allah

You right I was scared to death to go raw....living in Baltimore...the stories adequately had a nigga shook...

First time a chick told me to go raw cuz age was already pregnant by another nigga and was planning to get an abortion next paycheck....

I said the realest prayer of my life and downed whatever was left in that henny bottle....shit was real
 
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