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So one random day, my boy hits me up like, they wanted to get together with us and chill....

Of course I was skeptical, cuz I had no idea why she would want to see me after how insulted she acted when I scoffed at her movies invite....

But I agreed, and he said we would have to get a room with a Jacuzzi, cuz she wanted to get in a Jacuzzi, I'm like Nigga...I ain't got times for games, if we get this room, I'm fucking....lol, her like, it was all her idea so she must feel the same way, so I'm like bet, let's do it....

Nigga......

We get this bull shit ass room. And this bitch don't even wanna act like I'm there...she half spoke and barely acknowledged a Nigga when we got in there....We all smoking and drinking, and this broad wants to get in the Jacuzzi, so she turns the water on, and hops in the shower. I'm asking her cousin what the fuck? And she like I dunno, this whole shit was her idea, she specifically mentioned you like she wanted to hang out with you, and give it another shot, I have no idea why she geeking...

So I'm like fuck it, imma just hop on the shower with her. These niggaz in the room dying laughing in tears n shit, and I'm in the bathroom trying to politic my way in the shower and she getting aggravated as shit..I'm like Wtf??

So I said fuck it and came back out the bathroom, and they still laughing like shit, and I'm borderline mad, but their laughing, kept making me laugh, so I couldn't be really mad, but I was still trying to beat of of gp...

So she comes out and gets on the Jacuzzi, and everybody in the room laughing but her. We still all smoking n shit, and I offer her a drink or something, and she like she's good...

So I'm like fuck that, I strip down and hop in the Jacuzzi with her, trying to give this broad a drink, and she get legit mad, so, I'm just sitting there on the Jacuzzi with her completely blown....she's pissed, and they just laughing....

Like 20 minutes pass, and for reasons unknown I just start freestyling a song about the night....

Y'all know that song "b4 u turn off the lights"

Well I remixed it

B4 I pay for a room, let's get one thing understood...

I'm only showing up, cuz I want you to suck my wood

Cuz I'm helluva nigga, and I expect to fuck a helluva bitch,

So if you not putting out the ass, you can just hit the bricks

I said hit the bricks, if you not sucking my dick,

Do you hear what I'm saying, cuz bitch I'm not playing, if you not sucking dick then you can just (Falsetto) spliiiitttt....

I hope y'all found that shit funny, cuz niggaz laughed at that shit around the way for months, they kept asking me to sing it over and over again...shit was funny for like the whole summer
 
So last month that same broad hit me up like I wantus to move on and be cool again, i need to come clean bout some things...cuz im a grown woman now...yea foh lol
 
Bulletproof Wallets;8111200 said:
@DWO lmao, you a fool bruh. Reminds me of a freestyle song R&B song me and my roommate made called "Dreadlocks on the Pussy"

Yo, I was just singing that shit, and she sitting there getting madder and madder...broad finally got dressed and went to her car at like 4 in the morning talking about she going home, shit I just left like a half hour later and came back to get them the next morning, they still laughing when I pulled up talking bout sing the song again
 
Elzo69Renaissance;8111209 said:
So last month that same broad hit me up like I wantus to move on and be cool again, i need to come clean bout some things...cuz im a grown woman now...yea foh lol

I aint gonna front, my ex did the same shit to me about a year later after she scumbagged me once her marriage turned to shit and I gladly gave her the business a few times and made up with that pussy *shrugs*.
 
Stew;8111248 said:
Elzo69Renaissance;8111209 said:
So last month that same broad hit me up like I wantus to move on and be cool again, i need to come clean bout some things...cuz im a grown woman now...yea foh lol

I aint gonna front, my ex did the same shit to me about a year later after she scumbagged me once her marriage turned to shit and I gladly gave her the business a few times and made up with that pussy *shrugs*.[/quote]

same shit happened to me....#scumbagsalute
 
That Cain story funny as a motherfucker....that nigga was so hurt he turned into Debo...ole u wanna some of this too old man lol anyway M isnt short for Michelle is it?
 
Cain;8111247 said:
I've told this story before on here but this shit made my heart turn cold as ice after I took this L for a long time.......

Was fucking with chick years back who had a nigga gone. She was in college here in Charlotte and I was still back home living with my parents. Every weekend I would get missing and I would be straight down I85 to go see her. Fast forward shorty and I are what I thought was in a relationship.

Well one Thursday I call her crib to talk to her some nigga answer phone.........

Me: dafuck is this??

Him: this Dante

Me: fuck is a Dante and where is M at?

Him: so you're Cain? Yeah nigga I'm going to need you to stop calling my girl

Me: dafuck you say? Nigga put M on the phone

Him: she at work

Me: aight I'll see you later

I hang up and I'm furious my thoughts its time to go ki!l some people. I grab my guns hop in the car but something tell me to call my boy up. He's levelheaded. I tell him what the deal is and come to the crib and we hit 85 south bumping that Doggystyle the whole ride.

We get to her job she's a assistant mgr at McDonald's. My nigga say yo don't go do nothing stupid............ sheiittttt was what I was thinking. I walk in the McDonald's she see me and looked shocked talking about hey babe nah bitch fuck that hey babe shit. She was like what's wrong with you I said calmy "who dafuck is Dante?" she turned white. She says to me let's go outside and some fry cook ass nigga say some smart shit. I respond my nigga don't get killed being a comedian. She know I'm not playing and she tell the nigga to shut up her boss come out and say M you ok?

We walk out the door and we in the parking lot. I say yo what dafuck you fucking this nigga? She start crying and shit say some blah blah blah shit but I did hear her say it sorta just happening. It took everything in me to knock her teeth out her mouth. My nigga was in the car saying yo man fuck that bitch let's go. Her boss walks out asking her is she ok. Me being hot headed say yo walk yo monkey ass back in their bldg for you catch one. M begging me to listen to but nah b fuck that shit that L was massive lol. Her home girl pull up to the spot saying M get in the car you know that nigga crazy. I say bitch if you don't shut the fuck I swear.

My nigga yell at me saying dog you're tripping fuck that bitch let's go that white bitch(mgr) gonna call the cops. I turn to get in the car she grab my arm saying don't go. I just grab her shoulders tell her don't fucking touch me you nasty muthafucka lol. Hop in the car my nigga cussed my ass out saying my dumbass about to go to jail for a yamp. We hit the strip club up after we left that place my nigga was talking shit to me the whole ride home smh lol.

Lol I wore that L for a long time. I treated broads like pure shit for years after this smh

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Trillfate;8111355 said:
@JonnyRoccIT u gotta post that thot pics... she a model anyway, let's see the scandalous bitch lol

I already posted her pic here b4 ,

Here's one from the shoot we did though .

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Her body kinda pear shaped but she pretty af tho..

And word i see how her big pornstar eyes would cause a nigga to buss too soon
 
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Trillfate;8111394 said:
Her body kinda pear shaped but she pretty af tho..

And word i see how her big pornstar eyes would cause a nigga to buss too soon

Fuck that bitch, sheeen shit brah .!

...I'm lowkey thinkin bout hittin her up about that head though, fuck the bullshit. Nice guy went out the do' .
 
JonnyRoccIT;8111401 said:
Trillfate;8111394 said:
Her body kinda pear shaped but she pretty af tho..

And word i see how her big pornstar eyes would cause a nigga to buss too soon

Fuck that bitch, sheeen shit brah .!

...I'm lowkey thinkin bout hittin her up about that head though, fuck the bullshit. Nice guy went out the do' .

U stuck in a dilemma

Your pride vs a good nut

Business vs pleasure...

Man post her ig so i can better Assess the situation :-?
 
Trillfate;8111416 said:
JonnyRoccIT;8111401 said:
Trillfate;8111394 said:
Her body kinda pear shaped but she pretty af tho..

And word i see how her big pornstar eyes would cause a nigga to buss too soon

Fuck that bitch, sheeen shit brah .!

...I'm lowkey thinkin bout hittin her up about that head though, fuck the bullshit. Nice guy went out the do' .

U stuck in a dilemma

Your pride vs a good nut

Business vs pleasure...

Man post her ig so i can better Assess the situation :-?

OR, i can Get a Good nut AND Scumbag her in return . hmmmm :-? the story continues . . .

& ummm

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Cain;8111247 said:
I've told this story before on here but this shit made my heart turn cold as ice after I took this L for a long time.......

Was fucking with chick years back who had a nigga gone. She was in college here in Charlotte and I was still back home living with my parents. Every weekend I would get missing and I would be straight down I85 to go see her. Fast forward shorty and I are what I thought was in a relationship.

Well one Thursday I call her crib to talk to her some nigga answer phone.........

Me: dafuck is this??

Him: this Dante

Me: fuck is a Dante and where is M at?

Him: so you're Cain? Yeah nigga I'm going to need you to stop calling my girl

Me: dafuck you say? Nigga put M on the phone

Him: she at work

Me: aight I'll see you later

I hang up and I'm furious my thoughts its time to go ki!l some people. I grab my guns hop in the car but something tell me to call my boy up. He's levelheaded. I tell him what the deal is and come to the crib and we hit 85 south bumping that Doggystyle the whole ride.

We get to her job she's a assistant mgr at McDonald's. My nigga say yo don't go do nothing stupid............ sheiittttt was what I was thinking. I walk in the McDonald's she see me and looked shocked talking about hey babe nah bitch fuck that hey babe shit. She was like what's wrong with you I said calmy "who dafuck is Dante?" she turned white. She says to me let's go outside and some fry cook ass nigga say some smart shit. I respond my nigga don't get killed being a comedian. She know I'm not playing and she tell the nigga to shut up her boss come out and say M you ok?

We walk out the door and we in the parking lot. I say yo what dafuck you fucking this nigga? She start crying and shit say some blah blah blah shit but I did hear her say it sorta just happening. It took everything in me to knock her teeth out her mouth. My nigga was in the car saying yo man fuck that bitch let's go. Her boss walks out asking her is she ok. Me being hot headed say yo walk yo monkey ass back in their bldg for you catch one. M begging me to listen to but nah b fuck that shit that L was massive lol. Her home girl pull up to the spot saying M get in the car you know that nigga crazy. I say bitch if you don't shut the fuck I swear.

My nigga yell at me saying dog you're tripping fuck that bitch let's go that white bitch(mgr) gonna call the cops. I turn to get in the car she grab my arm saying don't go. I just grab her shoulders tell her don't fucking touch me you nasty muthafucka lol. Hop in the car my nigga cussed my ass out saying my dumbass about to go to jail for a yamp. We hit the strip club up after we left that place my nigga was talking shit to me the whole ride home smh lol.

Lol I wore that L for a long time. I treated broads like pure shit for years after this smh

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bigb86;8111456 said:
Cain;8111247 said:
I've told this story before on here but this shit made my heart turn cold as ice after I took this L for a long time.......

Was fucking with chick years back who had a nigga gone. She was in college here in Charlotte and I was still back home living with my parents. Every weekend I would get missing and I would be straight down I85 to go see her. Fast forward shorty and I are what I thought was in a relationship.

Well one Thursday I call her crib to talk to her some nigga answer phone.........

Me: dafuck is this??

Him: this Dante

Me: fuck is a Dante and where is M at?

Him: so you're Cain? Yeah nigga I'm going to need you to stop calling my girl

Me: dafuck you say? Nigga put M on the phone

Him: she at work

Me: aight I'll see you later

I hang up and I'm furious my thoughts its time to go ki!l some people. I grab my guns hop in the car but something tell me to call my boy up. He's levelheaded. I tell him what the deal is and come to the crib and we hit 85 south bumping that Doggystyle the whole ride.

We get to her job she's a assistant mgr at McDonald's. My nigga say yo don't go do nothing stupid............ sheiittttt was what I was thinking. I walk in the McDonald's she see me and looked shocked talking about hey babe nah bitch fuck that hey babe shit. She was like what's wrong with you I said calmy "who dafuck is Dante?" she turned white. She says to me let's go outside and some fry cook ass nigga say some smart shit. I respond my nigga don't get killed being a comedian. She know I'm not playing and she tell the nigga to shut up her boss come out and say M you ok?

We walk out the door and we in the parking lot. I say yo what dafuck you fucking this nigga? She start crying and shit say some blah blah blah shit but I did hear her say it sorta just happening. It took everything in me to knock her teeth out her mouth. My nigga was in the car saying yo man fuck that bitch let's go. Her boss walks out asking her is she ok. Me being hot headed say yo walk yo monkey ass back in their bldg for you catch one. M begging me to listen to but nah b fuck that shit that L was massive lol. Her home girl pull up to the spot saying M get in the car you know that nigga crazy. I say bitch if you don't shut the fuck I swear.

My nigga yell at me saying dog you're tripping fuck that bitch let's go that white bitch(mgr) gonna call the cops. I turn to get in the car she grab my arm saying don't go. I just grab her shoulders tell her don't fucking touch me you nasty muthafucka lol. Hop in the car my nigga cussed my ass out saying my dumbass about to go to jail for a yamp. We hit the strip club up after we left that place my nigga was talking shit to me the whole ride home smh lol.

Lol I wore that L for a long time. I treated broads like pure shit for years after this smh

Cain1.jpg

Shit gonna be known as the "Who TF is Dante!???" face . Lol
 
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