Ridiculous women statuses on Facebook...

[dirtyrodney]

I got every chick blocked in my facebook if I saw Lil Wayne lyrics in their status just once. I don't give second chances.

Cold Blooded!

 

[blackrain]

Funny you made this thread...actually I just told this chick she's not too bright for posting the following status "The sooner men realize they can never legitmately outsmart women the better off they'll be".....

 

[American.Loo]

Drake has a line that ex hoes love to tweet

"All those other men were just practice..."

Ummmmm. What.

B*tch, that is not endearing.

 

[blackrain]

I got every chick blocked in my facebook if I saw Lil Wayne lyrics in their status just once. I don't give second chances.

I've deleted females for posting shit about their children's father's...hell i deleted my brother's gf because she kept constantly putting whatever was going on in their relationship in her status

 

[blakfyahking]

Funny you made this thread...actually I just told this chick she's not too bright for posting the following status "The sooner men realize they can never legitmately outsmart women the better off they'll be".....

Drake has a line that ex hoes love to tweet

"All those other men were just practice..."

Ummmmm. What.

B*tch, that is not endearing.

haha @ chicks believing that shit

 

[blackrain]

haha @ chicks believing that shit

one chick responded "Why would I want to date somebody I can outsmart. I don't want a stupid man" lol....

 

[5th Letter]

Funny you made this thread...actually I just told this chick she's not too bright for posting the following status "The sooner men realize they can never legitmately outsmart women the better off they'll be".....

Lol so why so many women get played by men?

 

[HafBayked]

saw some shit the other day that made me shake my head....bitch posted this shit just like this...

GOD SEND ME A REAL NIGGA PLEAASEEEE!!!!!!!

lmao....all the while posting pics of her 20 sum odd ass tattoos (random names and shit) and her 2 bad ass kids....yeah u gone get a real "nigga" alright

 

[blakfyahking]

saw some shit the other day that made me shake my head....bitch posted this shit just like this...

GOD SEND ME A REAL NIGGA PLEAASEEEE!!!!!!!

lmao....all the while posting pics of her 20 sum odd ass tattoos (random names and shit) and her 2 bad ass kids....yeah u gone get a real "nigga" alright

haha @ GOD sending her a "real nigga"

she gon get what she asked for without realizing it LOL

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

oh laaaaard...And wa gwan for these hoes that constantly remind e'rybody how much they love their seed?

"That feeling you get when you watch your child sleeping so peacefully at night - totally unexplainable, definitely irreplaceable"

How about they tell us if they DON'T love their kid...that'd be news

 

[tommy_jules]

Didn't this already get posted some time back?

 

[still-SBP]

Bruh a chick tweeted that same bs on twitter a couple of days ago

 

[tommy_jules]

Bruh a chick tweeted that same bs on twitter a couple of days ago

Must be one of those statuses that catch fire. It's always the dumbest shit that ppls wanna copy, especially females. Why I don't be on fb unless it's to try and get in touch with somebody.

 

[dalyricalbandit]

in a girls mind they are always right they know it all

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

ahh there's a super annoyin' one these single bum mum's put up...something along the lines of "I'm an alarm clock, personal trainer, chef, psychiatrist, events planner, security guard...etc...blah blah...I'm not unemployed, I'm a mother"

smh

 

[Flaboy954]

Same ones with them statuses, got a different dude every other week.

Relationship status go from "in a relationship" to "its complicated" to "single" and repeat until the bitch finally say "Out of order"

 

[texas409]

I've deleted females for posting shit about their children's father's...hell i deleted my brother's gf because she kept constantly putting whatever was going on in their relationship in her status

haha damn i did the exact same thing my sister in law is cool and all but she was doing too much i had to dead her account

but ive deleted chicks if they put "kmsl" too much or #POW these two phrases irk my nerves and when i see them i automatically know she is a vh1 watching hoodrat

 

[bootsy_jenkins]

Same ones with them statuses, got a different dude every other week.

Relationship status go from "in a relationship" to "its complicated" to "single" and repeat until the bitch finally say "Out of order"

Shit had me rolling because it is so true.

 

[longmeat]

Stop giving these hoes a platform to speak on.

 

[Smo-King Locs]

A BOY screams gold-digger for the simple things a woman wants, a MAN screams unity!

this made me Laff my ass off