Ridiculous women statuses on Facebook...

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hahahahahahahhahah A girl would post a status like that on facebook, A woman wouldn't
 
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I'm not even shocked anymore at some of the statuses that I see on there. And them chicks be dead serious with that shit smh lol
 
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CeLLaR-DooR;3915241 said:
Yo I can not stand the sorta shit these hos come out with...Read this shit....

"A BOY keeps a password on his phone while a MAN is confident enough to say "baby can u answer that for me"! A BOY runs the streets & chills with his friends while a MAN is enjoying time with his woman planning ahead for their future! A BOY complains about spending too much time with his woman, a MAN plans vacations & getaways because he is wise enough to notice tomorrow isn't promised! A BOY tells a girl to come see him, a MAN goes to see or get his girl. A BOY has pride after arguments, a MAN has a heart & emotions, A BOY beats on his woman, a MAN massages & caresses his woman! A BOY screams gold-digger for the simple things a woman wants, a MAN screams unity! A BOY tells his woman all the things she does wrong, a MAN acknowledges his woman's hard work! A BOY tells his woman she is pretty, & a MAN tells his woman she is beautiful! A BOY will read this & think this is about him & a MAN will read this & thoroughly acknowledge what he needs to fix in his relationship" keep the cycle going to help teach boys how to be real men!"

Bruv, the fuck?

I though it was understood that girls who post statuses like that usually make the worst relationship decisions.

Yeah, all you're exes weren't sh*t, but guess what? You CHOSE THEM!

3 BILLION men in the world, and everytime you pick one, he ain't sh*t.

So forgive me if I side-step your advice.
 
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American.Loo;3915455 said:
I though it was understood that girls who post statuses like that usually make the worst relationship decisions.

Yeah, all you're exes weren't sh*t, but guess what? You CHOSE THEM!

3 BILLION men in the world, and everytime you pick one, he ain't sh*t.

So forgive me if I side-step your advice.

co sign these bitches kill me with that, making choices like the portland trailblazers do with draft picks. SMH!
 
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kai_valya;3915479 said:
these "women" sure do know a lot about being men it seems

well kai I know some women be tellin men to "man up" how you gonna tell me how to be a man, when most them cant act like a woman. Their logic kills me
 
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dnyce215;3915478 said:
co sign these bitches kill me with that, making choices like the portland trailblazers do with draft picks. SMH!

Them b*tches will be 40 years old still tryna figure out how to keep a man, trust.

I love social sites because it lets me get a peek into the mind of these broads and decipher who's really losing out here.

If your last 3 cars were broke down lemons, why the f**k would I take you car shopping with me, ya dig?
 
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American.Loo;3915490 said:
Them b*tches will be 40 years old still tryna figure out how to keep a man, trust.

I love social sites because it lets me get a peek into the mind of these broads and decipher who's really losing out here.

If your last 3 cars were broke down lemons, why the f**k would I take you car shopping with me, ya dig?

Lmao!!! damn never thought of it like that.
 
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American.Loo;3915490 said:
Them b*tches will be 40 years old still tryna figure out how to keep a man, trust.

I love social sites because it lets me get a peek into the mind of these broads and decipher who's really losing out here.

If your last 3 cars were broke down lemons, why the f**k would I take you car shopping with me, ya dig?

maybe I'm slow, but break down this analogy for me champ

you out here shopping for mens doggy?
 
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Hey you know what I've noticed about chicks who get wifed up (meaning a ring and a wedding w/ a good guy)?

They actually date the GOOD, DECENT dude. He may not be the most popular, get all the women or the flyest guy, but he typically comes from a good home, doesnt need attention and has pretty much been ready to settle down since junior hs. Oh yeah, girls call those guys lame tho. My bad.

Girls want a n*gga that's shinin. They want a dude that will make their friends jealous. Typically, those kinda cats are gettin waves of p*ssy thrown at them. Good luck with that.

I'll admit, I'm not a good, decent dude. But I have friends who are. And them cats get overlooked.
 
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Chuchk;3915255 said:
hahahahahahahhahah A girl would post a status like that on facebook, A woman wouldn't

This comeback right here would be a five piece combo to they fucking dome! I dont even scroll my wall no more because of some of the statues, just post and leave
 
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blakfyahking;3915542 said:
maybe I'm slow, but break down this analogy for me champ

you out here shopping for mens doggy?

No never.

I'm saying statuses like that are passive-aggressive attempts to "school" dudes on how to "treat a lady".
 
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I got every chick blocked in my facebook if I saw Lil Wayne lyrics in their status just once. I don't give second chances.
 
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American.Loo;3915566 said:
Hey you know what I've noticed about chicks who get wifed up (meaning a ring and a wedding w/ a good guy)?

They actually date the GOOD, DECENT dude. He may not be the most popular, get all the women or the flyest guy, but he typically comes from a good home, doesnt need attention and has pretty much been ready to settle down since junior hs. Oh yeah, girls call those guys lame tho. My bad.

Girls want a n*gga that's shinin. They want a dude that will make their friends jealous. Typically, those kinda cats are gettin waves of p*ssy thrown at them. Good luck with that.

I'll admit, I'm not a good, decent dude. But I have friends who are. And them cats get overlooked.

I disagree, cause I've seen all sorts of chicks pick the worst types of dudes and managed to get wifed

I think it all comes down to mofos being honest.................cause it's actually easy for a chick to get wifed up

the problem is STAYING wifed up by the same dude, and cuzzo staying faithful

plenty of chicks in Illpix could get a lot of these cats to give them a wedding ring LOL

American.Loo;3915577 said:
No never.

I'm saying statuses like that are passive-aggressive attempts to "school" dudes on how to "treat a lady".

ah I gotcha now
 
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blakfyahking;3915613 said:
I disagree, cause I've seen all sorts of chicks pick the worst types of dudes and managed to get wifed

I think it all comes down to mofos being honest.................cause it's actually easy for a chick to get wifed up

the problem is STAYING wifed up by the same dude, and cuzzo staying faithful

plenty of chicks in Illpix could get a lot of these cats to give them a wedding ring LOL

ah I gotcha now

Bolded is pretty much my point Black.

I aint talking about a hood romance.

I mean the real deal, in it to win it thing.
 
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