Rick And Morty (Season 3)

[Colin$mackabi$h]

Yo!!!!! Looking at the ricklantis mixup again I think evil morty created that cop rick.

 

[bdbdbd]

hahahahaha raping muppets and eating babies

the way she dropped that proper caught me off guard

 

[Beta]

"Bitch, my generation gets traumatized for breakfast"

LMAO

 

[Beta]

Lol @ jerry calling the kids racist

 

[Ajackson17]

Jerry ain't shit neither is Beth at least Rick own up to it. But they both can't.

 

[Ajackson17]

Beth was an demon child lol

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Jerry is an idiot. Beth is just evil. It suits this show so much that they left Beth's decision ambiguous.

 

[Beta]

Lol they just got done hunting and she was like "we will now celebrate with a hunt, BUT tomorrow...we hunt!"

 

[AZTG]

Id fuck an alien bitch that looks like that.

I was dying when Rick left that message saying he killed the alien cause he was looking out for Jerry and the very next message he said he fucked his ex. How you gonna look out but then fuck his ex?

Overall it was a good episode.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Id fuck an alien bitch that looks like that.

I was dying when Rick left that message saying he killed the alien cause he was looking out for Jerry and the very next message he said he fucked his ex. How you gonna look out but then fuck his ex?

Overall it was a good episode.

If saving your life doesn't entitle a nigga to dibs on your old pussy then what does?

 

[LcnsdbyROYALTY]

"Um, does your planet have shorter days? Cuz you guys are moving kinda fast." :joy:

 

[TheNightKing]

"I know you noticed what she had 3 of, but do you know what she has 2 of?"

 

[TheNightKing]

"...sustaining himself with an endless cycle of cannibalistic incest?"

That's such a fucked up genius premise. Who the fuck thinks of having someone fuck imaginary creatures, have babies with them, eat some babies while having sex with others, just to repeat it over and over.

 

[TheNightKing]

"I'm sorry...you think you deserve an apology."

 

[The Lonious Monk]

I listen to this 80s and 90s R&B channel at work, and I absolutely cannot here that Tony Toni Tone "It Feels Good" song without thinking of this scene

 

[Colin$mackabi$h]

Rick: Morty I think those people were just hiding.

Morty: I dont give a shit!

 

[illestni99ainne]

One day only October 7th the delicious Szechuan sauce returns!
http://comicbook.com/tv-shows/2017/10/01/rick-and-morty-szechuan-sauce-returns-mcdonalds/

 

[AZTG]

Fly fishing rick killed me

 

[Colin$mackabi$h]

Rick and morty stuck it to America lol

I hope next season they find a earlier time slot

 

[BenjaminE]

I need a gif of the possessed kung fu children disintegrating as the president blasts lasers from an exo suit at a dozen laughing cartwheeling Ricks...