Rhino, hippo, or lion?

[Will Munny]

What kind of weapon do I get?

 

[fiat_money]

Lion, easily.

Much thinner hide, and not heavy enough to crush me.

Plus, it would be the most fun.

 

[bdbdbd]

Lion, easily.

Much thinner hide, and not heavy enough to crush me.

Plus, it would be the most fun.

pretty much this, dont know how you plan on piercing a rhinos skin/armour....and fuck going head to head with a hippo....

 

[riddlerap]

Rhino is less agile compared to a Lion though. a Rhino isnt about to pounce on you. but yeah, not sure how you'd take it out. i guess.. avoid it, and try to find something to blind it with, then work on other parts.

 

[fiat_money]

Hippos are even worse on land; so maybe it will dry out on its own.

 

[TheBadOne]

It sounds cooler fighting a lion than it does fighting a hippo or rhino. Win or lose you went out like a gladiator.

 

[Will Munny]

If you don't get a weapon, its basically which animal would you rather have kill you.

Even with a knife you could stab a lion to death, but before you could kill it, it would have you disemboweled with its claws.

 

[qawshun]

I feel bad either way this shit gonna hurt

 

[Bodhi]

Hippo. I'll find a tree to climb in and wait

 

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[The Lonious Monk]

Probably the lion for reasons already stated. Also, it would probably be the best way to go. The rhino would gore you it's horn and the hippo would gore you with it's tusks. Either way you'd probably die slow and painfully. Lions usually kill by clamping down on the neck and suffocating you.

 

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[Will Munny]

You fuck with a Rhino you gonna end up like this.

 

[DoUwant2go2Heaven]

I'd have to take my chances with a lion. It can be killed with your bare hands if need be. The rhino and hippo is a far greater challenge.

 

[Will Munny]

The second you try grappling with a lion you gonna get your insides opened up by them claws.

I'd be on my biblical swag, seeing as my name is Daniel, and just chill in a lions den like Daniel.

 

[GodSpeed215]

If you don't get a weapon, its basically which animal would you rather have kill you.

Even with a knife you could stab a lion to death, but before you could kill it, it would have you disemboweled with its claws.

This is basically it, I'll take the lion though

 

[fiat_money]

Since he said "gladiator style", I assume you get a sword and a shield.

 

[a.mann]

the loin

atleast you can get a few good blows in before you're sent to the Hereafter

 

[Kimi]

The lion sounds like it would cause the most painful death...I would go with the hippo.