Reason Defense: How to Save Yourself from Taking an "L"

[H-Rap 180]

I bet money that on a sunny summer weekend there will be so-called "grown men" willing to E-chat about H-Rap instead of kick it with girls this weekend.

.....I can guarantee that posters might he on the biggest College Campus in America but they would rather seek my attention than the attention of a Co-Ed with double-D's and and a ounce of Purp! Am I wrong?

I'm 100% positive some homo will find a way to incorporate d*cks, n*tstraps, butt-holes or some other homo-erotic post dedicated to H-Rap insted of spitting game at that Twitter chick with the fat bootie.

 

[Turfaholic]

But you co-signing somebody who openly and willingly allows krakkers to call him nigga

i've spoken on this shit hella times.....sigh

the only people outside of the african american that refer to me as "They nigga," are the people whose moms spent that extra$10 off they food stamps to feed me while I spent the night at they house. Or its the guy callin me letting me know people chillin in the mountains overlooking the city of Vegas and they got blue weed and hennessy they want to share. When they call me nigga, I know its not used in a durogatory way. But If somebody was to use the term towards me in a blatant disrespectful way, such as suggesting my skin color makes me beneath them, den im taking off.

 

[H-Rap 180]

You got 19,000 posts under your names duke I wouldnt waste my time lookin for it

But you clearly upset thats why u made a carbon copy spin off thread and u just sonned ya self but I wont get into that right now

And fazeee is checkin MY profile homie under my name that got banned and my current name

He leaving me negative reps get his dick out yo mouth and get facts straight

So actually he the true stalker I just consistently shit on him and make him mad

I'm the Goat because I have gayliases that add up all my posts and find excuses to type homo-erotic posts peppered with phrases like "d*ck in yo mouth" and simultaneously mention other posters who they have crushes on......weird but flattering. .

Forgive me if I refrain from discussing "Fazeem", I'm not one of his groupies.

Look here: I got Stans that notice the difference in how I spell Emenims name and What I say about his fan base when I can't even tell the difference between you or any other random poster.....what does that say about you and the others like you?

 

[Miles HIGH]

9.) Say that since people are posting about you, it must be a W

Even though they are sonning you for a laugh and you have become the midget jester of the Reason, you may be able to turn this around by proposing that this attention, though it is negative, is a good thing. Do not admit that you spend more time online than just about everybody. Instead, declare that your critics are living in their mothers' basements. Take this opportunity to post the CD collection you have spent your Burger King paychecks on.

Well Good Got Damn.....

 

[BackInWhite]

i do it....boi.....boi......boi....boi

 

[IceBergTaylor]

It says that we notice you have enough time and obsession on your hands to constantly fascinate about another man. The same person who is crying "stans worshipping him are gayliases" is the same person who will make the same anti-50 thread and look up (religiously) a pic of that man in GQ with just a fur on.

 

[H-Rap 180]

My posts on a saturday

Yours

Take your own advice and go outside

You been on for 6+ hours

I can be on for 24 hours because my iPhone/iPad is always within my clutch....you dont have the technology to post outside your mothers basement which is why I can quote your posts were you were complaining about us normal posters uploading Pics and Vids about our weekend at the Maybach event.

When was the last time you posted your activities?

 

[Turfaholic]

so easy a caveman can do it.........

 

[H-Rap 180]

Now tell me the sensitive poster won't spend his Saturday night crying about threads about 50Cent.

That's powerful.

I can make a thread that 99 normal people will ignore or not even acknowledge but 1 person will catch feelings and remember it for the rest of their lives.....

Fortunately I can't remember who makes what thread about what rapper unless I use the search function because Im not a fan of any particular poster and don't pay close enough attention to notice.

 

[Jonas.dini]

It was destined to go down like this in this thread, but lol at the opening post

 

[Fazeem_Blackall]

I honestly don't know who you are or what you are.

Your posting history indicates that you have been humiliated in every forum on the I.C.

If you cant detect my sarcasm when I call you anything but a freakish G-Unit weirdo then you are even more lame than the 50 different tags about you that exist on the I.C.

If I called you "white" then be a man and stop being a weak-ass bitch and screen-shot the post were I called you that or fall back and be the that bitch you were destined to be.

Exactly, I don't drop names because I'm not a homosexual attention-whore looking to e-chat with some loner outcast that has a Pedo-fetish and a desperate need to be acknowledged by strangers.

You seem like an odd Fazeem Stan that stalks him continually despite him ignoring your weird flirtations.

I Ran across some shit you should read the forum of fame fight thread where dude was shook to go meet up with some kat he was talking reckless to in the chi. By the end of the thread he had Pm's d and convinced dude to not whoop his ass and to publically call off the fight...

 

[gman82]

When another poster has got you trapped into a corner and is about to expose you,just fall back. Here are some popular techniques that prevent you from being a winner.

1.) Using the word "Nigga"

Calling a poster "Nigga" immediately questions your ethnicity and whether or not its been authenticated. Calling someone "Nigga" causes your entire posting history and credibility to be put in question as to your race.. A "white poster" exposed for using the word "nigga" nullifies any opinions that the poster has and their entire argument is automatically deemed forever invalid. Accusations such as these are not taken lightly. Following a "white poster" using the N-word accusation, the board of White Gaylias Posters (WGP) (Wiggers, Gays & Peckawoods) will log-off and use a dfferent alias or slither back into the Donkey forum or a G-Unit/Shady related thread and create a diversion. if African descent is confirmed, the poster in question will be considered a real person and granted respect accordingly and be considered family.

2.) Type a Posters screen-name

If a poster has already been confirmed to be of African Descent by the normal, calling him nigga or typing his screen-name will provide an opportunity to chat with an actual Black person, so many of the curious and Bi-curios will stalk, hunt, and follow these posters out of a desperate need for acknowledgement and attention from an actual Black person.

Typing another posters screen-name will immediately alert all the WGP and they will join forces to circle-jerk. A circle-jerk thread is usually filled with anonymous-alias-avatars discussing a non hip-hop related topic or other posters. At this point their motive is to flirt and jerk and attempt to lure normal posters into their thread. Once they gather enough of their own kind the WGP will activate a level 5 security alert and release their Shady-Swat-Team to spam the thread and either make a litany of homosexual comments or praise 50-Cents business skills and Emenims singing ability.

3.) Dont Post Naked Females

If the thread gets too homo with circle-jerking anonymous weirdos from the WGP, posting a picture of a naked attractive female could possibly bring heterosexuality back to the forefront. This will cause normal heterosexual posters to discontinue talkining about other males and focus on puzzy. Following a picture such as this, fellow posters will join in and post pictures of females they also find attractive.This traffic very often breaks up the circle-jerking and separates the gays from the guys.

4.) Use Aliases/Gayliase & Multiple Identities



The advantage of anonymity is that it saves the outcasts and rejects from ridicule...while normal socially active people are quick to share their pics, vids, music, and networking links the "Catfish" and WGP are forced to hide and cloak their identity beneath multiple-aliases, anonymous avatars, hidden-identities, and fabricated lives. Their greatest asset is that they are unknown entities and therefore free form reprisal or retribution that their invalid opinions may bring them. In the real world were real people thrive the WGP are non-existent loners who have been banished to the wasetland of rap-forums because they lack the social relevance to have a presence on other Social network sites were women are in abundance and authenticated identities are required.

5.) Get Trolled By GEE

When you have no other options and no way out. When all hope is lost and the death of your posting career is on the horizon, all you have to do is type one word........GEE. The power behind this word cannot be described. Be cautious before even considering typing this into one of your posts. This single name unlocks a poster with powers that even the mods fear. His dimples brings all the boys to the yard and homosexual posters find him irresistible to ignore. He yields the power to have threads made in his name, posts made in his name and have his name dropped every 5 seconds by male and female posters who find themselves unable to ignore him. The Emenim freaks despise him, the G-Unit Wiggers hate him but the rest of us admire his ability to troll the naive and gullible guppies while the intelligent and astute posters either ignore him or assist him in his trolling. Gee is relentless and unforgiving. He won't stop until every guppie is typing his screen-name in honor of his greatness. Some say Eminem groupies are the easiest to troll but GEE has given us concrete evidence of this fact on AHH were the WGP are 100% obsessed with him and everything he types..he is a master brain-washer.

Suggest some of your favorite tactics:

LMBO! This post killed the entire thread. /thread

 

[IceBergTaylor]

Lol at diverting the post and creating nothing but insults.

 

[Turfaholic]

I have a G-1 so I can post outside my house but I choose not to

And I live on my own miss me wit the wack mother basement non sense

When I leave the house Im to busy kickin it,socializing and having fun.

No need to record me kicking it to prove it to strangers that's what lames do

That's also called overcompensating

Thankfully the net or the ic dot mean that much cuz I have a real life

Hallelujah

aye bruh bruh u not authentic enough to post a pic of u holding a weapon in front of a 24 inch box t.v. and then act like u dont care what we think about you and how hard youre trying not to impress us.....

 

[H-Rap 180]

I Ran across some shit you should read the forum of fame fight thread where dude was shook to go meet up with some kat he was talking reckless to in the chi. By the end of the thread he had Pm's d and convinced dude to not whoop his ass and to publically call off the fight...

I seen that thread, it was hilarious, FOF material.

I think they are just lonely little kids that have no social life so they spend their weekends trying to get online attention from men instead of women.

we watching the Zab Judah fight on a saturday night and these dudes is chatting about H-Rap and Fazeem on a Saturday night so it's kinda obvious what their true nature is.

 

[@My_nameaintearl]

old man h-rap just used EVERY SINGLE ONE of the reason defense guidelines listed in this thread

 

[H-Rap 180]

I have a G-1 so I can post outside my house but I choose not to

And I live on my own miss me wit the wack mother basement non sense

When I leave the house Im to busy kickin it,socializing and having fun.

No need to record me kicking it to prove it to strangers that's what lames do

That's also called overcompensating

Thankfully the net or the ic dot mean that much cuz I have a real life

Hallelujah

Aye bruh bruh U not authentic enough to post a pic of a stranger to represent yourself to impress us of impersonating a real person and you seem like the type of guy that weirdos will spend a Saturday night rallying behind due to their lack of a woman.

No need for you to share random foolishness because planking, parking-lot pimping, and partying is reserved for people who spend their weekends talking about the ladies instead of H-Rap Fazeem.

Now tell me another man worthy of this much attention.

http://community.allhiphop.com/showthread.php?111010-Someone-needs-to-commit-suicide





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@mynameaintearl

2.) Type a Posters screen-name

If a poster has already been confirmed to be of African Descent by the normal, calling him nigga or typing his screen-name will provide an opportunity to chat with an actual Black person, so many of the curious and Bi-curios will stalk, hunt, and follow these posters out of a desperate need for acknowledgement and attention from an actual Black person.

Typing another posters screen-name will immediately alert all the WGP and they will join forces to circle-jerk. A circle-jerk thread is usually filled with anonymous-alias-avatars discussing a non hip-hop related topic or other posters. At this point their motive is to flirt and jerk and attempt to lure normal posters into their thread. Once they gather enough of their own kind the WGP will activate a level 5 security alert and release their Shady-Swat-Team to spam the thread and either make a litany of homosexual comments or praise 50-Cents business skills and Emenims singing ability.


HALLELUJAH

 

[@My_nameaintearl]

15 or so) Keep a haters.txt file on your desktop to copy and paste anytime you're losing

Is the entire forum laughing at you? Don't sweat it. If you've kept a text file of your favorite sad and angry attacks on the posters that make you catch feelings, you can easily copy and paste it at any time. Do this as often as possible so that you will not have to expend your limited brain power inventing actual disses. You need those brain cells to figure out how you're going to get enough change to catch the bus to Worksource tomorrow. Keep this text file in a desktop folder along with male proof pics, facebooks, twitters, social security numbers, hat sizes, and body mass indexes. Good luck, and happy posting!

 

[Turfaholic]

saving another grown man pic into your files is stalkerishly homo

 

[Turfaholic]

but then again u dont care enough about this site to save another posters pic right?