Reason Defense: How to Save Yourself from Taking an "L"

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c/s 1-6

but 7 is subjective

depending on the budget and label expectaions one man's flop can be another man's achievement

Strange Music can turn a profit at 100k or even less but someone under the UMG banner with a 4milliona dollar budget would be a sure failure for moving that much
 
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@My_nameaintearl;3012883 said:
those work all over the internet tho

mods: sticky this thread.

Oh wait a minute you forgot the "........" don't bust his guns arguement.....yeah write that up....
 
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b@squ1@t redux;3013033 said:
funny how the perpetrators of said topics avoided this shit like the plague

8.) Avoid that shit like the plague

Never confront any logically sound opposition to your campaign of stannery. Log out for a few days and brainstorm new topics that will be difficult to link to your previous L's. If questioned on your absence, type "LOL" followed by a made up story about how you have better things to do than post on an internet forum. If this claim is challenged, search your hard drive for old pictures of yourself with your cousin, post them, and say that she is your girlfriend.
 
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#5 is so true lmao. Although he's pretty damn effective at shutting down the shadyteam dick-riding threads. Arguing with him is like fighting a brick wall with your face.
 
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9.) Say that since people are posting about you, it must be a W

Even though they are sonning you for a laugh and you have become the midget jester of the Reason, you may be able to turn this around by proposing that this attention, though it is negative, is a good thing. Do not admit that you spend more time online than just about everybody. Instead, declare that your critics are living in their mothers' basements. Take this opportunity to post the CD collection you have spent your Burger King paychecks on.
 
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11. Get Everybody Involved

When you know you're losing the one on one, bring up something that your opponent has said in the past that would be mutually offensive to everyone. This way, the whole thread will begin to clown your enemy on some gang mentality shit. Also, reach for a co-sign from a powerful poster who most people agree with. Sure, you couldn't just take your L like a man, BUT YOU SURVIVED! And now, you can always bring this up in future threads, and re-write history as if you really were the winner.
 
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